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Chapter 290: Cut your hair and grow old together

"Just give your own fetal hair to Jiujielong?"

When You Mengzhi heard this, he glanced at the little sheep who was pretending to be well-behaved:

"Don't you have anything to explain?"

Not to mention a monster, even Yu Mengzhi would not easily remove the lanugo hair from when he was born.
No, let alone lanugo. Even if someone asked her for a lock of hair on her head, You Mengzhi would answer solemnly:

'Do not! '

After all, anyone with a brain knows that lanugo, hair, skin, and flesh are actually extremely private things.

If you meet a powerful person, you can trace the other person's breath even though they are thousands of miles apart by holding a piece of fetal hair.

Just like She Jin's father, who was called the "White Dragon King" in Taoism, the famous Yin master in the southeast could fly down to people from thousands of miles away and punish those who disobeyed.
Therefore, this is not actually something that can be given away.

No matter how good the relationship is, it won't work.
No, it seems possible.

A long time ago, many people would use this kind of thing to determine their love.

Including You Mengzhi and She Qin, they also burned their hair to sign a lifelong alliance.

But now, what does it mean for Xiaoyang to give the Nine-section Dragon fetal hair? !

It can be said that Jiu Jie Long has lived for eight hundred years, but he is only eight years old and doesn't understand anything.

But Xiaoyang, relying on You Mengzhi's speculation, must have lived for more than a thousand years!

Does it still not understand the meaning of lanugo?

Regardless of whether others believe it or not, Yu Mengzhi does not believe it.

Seeing his own patron staring at him with blazing eyes, Xiaoyang shook his head slightly:
"There's nothing to explain, it's just a small gift!"

"Brother Xiaojiu is good to me, I am willing to give him my fetal hair."

Jiujielong looked at this and that, and nodded in confusion:
"Yes, we agreed to exchange gifts. If Yangyang gives me a gift, I will return it to him."

You Mengzhi glanced at the Nine-segmented Dragon scratching its head with its tail, and said calmly:
"When did this happen?"

"What interactions have you had before?"

Xiaoyang opened his mouth to speak, but was quickly pinched by Dream Eye.

Jiujielong thought for a moment:
"Yesterday, no, maybe earlier?"

"Master, you are busy broadcasting live broadcasts every day to make money to support the Taoist temple. Some of you are not clear about the chores in the temple."

"When two lambs came to our Taoist temple, Gongga and I were responsible for buying food to feed Xiaoyang."

"I said at that time that I was willing to feed Xiaoyang carrots every day, hoping that she would turn into a gentle and lovely girl and come to repay the favor hehe."

Jiujielong's laughter rang out twice, followed by sudden frustration:
"It turned out later that Xiaoyang was also a boy. I was very sad."

"But fortunately, Xiaoyang still remembers me feeding him every day, and he said he can still repay the favor!"

"I was right! We can't be lovers, but we can be brothers!"

"He can also take me back to the prairie. I can stay on his soft sheep quilt as usual, while he runs and rides on the wind. I can feed him carrots. He likes it best when I feed him carrots!"

Very simple and simple, without any special acquaintance plot.

But when You Mengzhi heard this, he finally understood why Xiaoyang gave fetal hair to Jiujielong——

For Xiaoyang, what is the difference between this and the old society where a servant was sold to work in a landlord's house and suddenly fell in love with the charming eldest daughter of the landlord's house?
Just imagine, you are a person who has lost hope in life and come to a completely unfamiliar place. Even if your heart is as stubborn as a stone, you are bound to be a little overwhelmed.

But at this time, someone who has been silently caring about you appears.

The other party brings together all the beautiful qualities in the world, as well as the rising sun that fills the sky.

Even if he is a human being, he will be moved.

Even if you are not a human being.

Not to mention, Xiaoyang, who grew up in a dark environment, has probably never seen a true (silly), kind (white), beautiful (sweet) creature in a long period of time. Jiujielong's confused voice continued:

".We can also take a bath with him."

"Wait a minute."

When he could feel the nameless black air pressure without turning around, You Mengzhi interrupted Jiujielong's words, stretched out his hand to make a pause gesture, and opened his ears as if to hear more clearly:
"The more you say it, the more outrageous it becomes."

"What is taking a bath together?"

"I remember our Taoist temple doesn't seem to have a bathtub?"

"Or did you use my hard-earned money to buy something you shouldn't have?"

Jiujielong didn’t feel guilty at all this time:

"No such thing!"

"I'm talking about the wishing fountain!"

"During this period, there are very few visitors to the Taoist temple, and no one goes to the wishing pool, so we took a shower together while washing the pool!"

"I take a bath, Xiaoyang takes a bath, Xiaoyang's brother Dayang takes a bath, and Gongga is covered with water, so it's no different. Oh yes, isn't Xinlong also in the pool?"

"If we all take a bath together, we are all brothers!"

"What's wrong with that?"

The last sentence struck a chord.

The entire Taoist temple fell into an eerie silence.

You Mengzhi thought for a long time before thinking out the sentence:

"Xiaojiu, to you, are we all brothers if we take a bath together?"

Jiujielong nodded fiercely:
"Yes!"

"I have watched a lot of TV movies recently. In one movie, there is a saying about 'washing ink'. It is said that in the past, when the big guys wanted to discuss with the master, they would take off their clothes and discuss the matter in the pool. thing."

"Although the reason at the beginning was because I was worried that the other party would be armed."

“But it’s so quaint!”

"So, we are all brothers taking a bath together, so what's wrong with a small cashmere rope!"

You Mengzhi pointed to the tip of his nose:
"Then if I take a bath with you."

Jiujielong suddenly paused when he heard this, and his body continued to sway for a long time.

You Mengzhi fully expected Jiujielong to understand something.
But although there was a lot of uncertainty in the little boy's voice, it was so innocent:
"Then we should be siblings, no, brothers and sisters."

You Mengzhi slowly put down his hand, looked at the expressions of everyone present one by one, and said expressionlessly:
"I said everyone should go and rest first. Do you have any objections?"

Daochang Ge and Gongga walked away, shoulders hunched, as if they were enduring something.

She Qui sighed, put the nine-section dragon into the hole at the bottom of the wishing pool, and covered the other party with a small quilt.

Finally, he picked up Xiaoyang, who looked unwilling, and entered the side room, leaving enough space for You Mengzhi and Xinlong Wuming.

You Mengzhi clapped his hands, attracting Wuming's attention:
"Excuse me, don't fight next time."

"Everyone has seen Xiaojiu's brain."

"There is no point in fighting for fame and status."

"Because it just doesn't understand."

The alliance in this life is actually the lighting stage.

This book actually has a lot of lighting parts, but I can't write them all and it's easy to be banned.

Then we’ll see if we should write a side story or write a briefcase (*^▽^*)