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Chapter 291 Weird love triangle
The little farce this night made You Mengzhi feel filled with emotions——

Jiujielong was very determined in wanting Xiangxiang's wife, but how did he know what Xiangxiang's wife was here for? ! !
At this stage, Jiujielong most likely regards Xiangxiang's wife as a hand toy. He knows how to treasure it and knows that he should be good to Xiangxiang's wife, but he has no idea what love is!
How else can I say that everything is naturally stupid.

This green tea with white cut and black face, this cold-faced and taciturn cool guy, suddenly started fighting over Xiaojiu!
"Bright"

Nameless words.

You Mengzhi's heart skipped a beat, and he suddenly remembered Wuming's speaking efficiency, so he immediately took over the conversation and began to ask aloud:

"clear?"

"If you understand, you can stay in the Taoist temple in harmony."

"If you have other better places to go, we will naturally listen to you."

Wuming spoke unhurriedly:
"sky"

You Mengzhi took a deep breath in his chest, but still managed to regain his senses in his mind, so he patiently repeated:
"Tomorrow. What?"

"Leaving tomorrow?"

"That's not bad. After all, business matters are more important. Stop caring about the mortal world and get it as soon as possible."

All love and affection are obstacles on the road to success. They have wrong thoughts and are unhealthy!

Wuming shook his head silently:

"Only"

This way of speaking really makes the listener scratch his head. You Mengzhi has an urge to kneel down and kowtow to the other person.

This is most likely an unknown characteristic, just like the fragrance of green tea when Xiaoyang opens his mouth, and it should not be changed.
You Mengzhi could only be patient and stood there until his legs and feet were numb, and finally waited for Xinlong to finish his sentence.

Xinlong said:
"As long as he doesn't provoke me tomorrow, there won't be a fight."

You Mengzhi grasped the key points keenly and considered:

"So, what happened today was because Xiaoyang provoked you, so you forced yourself to transform when you couldn't fully express yourself and were obviously not suitable for transformation?"

Wuming was silent for a long time, then nodded and said in real words:

"Yes."

"He licked his tail."

You Mengzhi waited for a long time and finally waited for this sentence. When he reacted, he let out a long sigh and was about to speak when Wuming continued to speak word by word:
"He also said he would take him to the grassland."

You Mengzhi saw that the other party had no intention of speaking, and was about to speak to comfort him when Wuming suddenly said:
"That's what I hit!"

Ming
Obviously, in the first second when he became conscious, everyone in the Taoist temple said that Jiujielong would become his wife.

Now there is an annoying sheep in front, what is this? !

There was a loud explosion in the sky, and You Mengzhi raised his head and glanced at the black sky that was about to pour heavily——

Breathtaking, truly breathtaking.

In my lifetime, I never thought that I could see a love triangle involving non-human species.

You Mengzhi's originally open mouth closed, and he hesitated for several seconds before murmuring to himself:
"What kind of thing is this?"

It is totally unimaginable what kind of chaos will happen if three inhuman creatures stay in the Taoist temple.
Could this be considered 'retribution' for her excessive involvement in other people's lives?
You Mengzhi stood there and pondered for a long time, and then said:
"I don't want to think about it anymore, let's go to bed first."

"Take good care of yourself and see if you can 'repair' the luck that was lost due to the forced transformation."

"If it doesn't work, then we will think of another way for you."

"There is no need to repay, as long as you think about the consequences clearly before taking action next time."

The nameless dragon hung high in the air without eyes, but You Mengzhi felt the other person's sight:
"I will also explain to Xiaoyang."

"I'm not just advising you to take a step back." Wuming slowly descended from the sky and said in a loud voice:
"it is good"

"I"

You Mengzhi paused as he was about to walk away, his heart skipped a beat, and sure enough, he heard Wuming say again:

"I can do many things, and I must be more useful than sheep."

When I first heard the last sentence in my dream, I thought I had heard it wrong, but then I thought about it carefully and smiled for no reason:

"Go to sleep first. There is no need to prove your worth. The people in the Taoist temple are all gathered together by fate. When I come here, I can't abandon anyone."

Wuming didn't say anything anymore. The coins around him jingled and jingled, falling all over the courtyard.

Nine coins were not much, but Yu Mengzhi spent the whole night picking them up.

It wasn't until daybreak that Taoist Ge, who got up early to prepare for boxing practice, and Gongga, who was preparing breakfast, discovered You Mengzhi, who was obviously blue and black in front of his eyes.

He actually stayed up all night.

You Mengzhi thought about it all night. When he saw everyone getting up, he clapped his hands and said:
"Go to the kitchen and have a human meeting. It's not that people don't come."

After hearing this, Jiu Jielong, who was ready to move, could only shrink back.

Everyone lined up to enter the kitchen, closed the door and locked it, and You Mengzhi solemnly said:

"I thought about it. From now on, our Xiaojiu will be served by Wu Ming on days 1, 3, and 5, and Xiaoyang will serve on days 2, 4, and 6."

"One day left to give them fair play?"

Everyone thought that You Mengzhi was going to say something big, but when they heard this, their eyes went dark.

Gongga took the lead and carefully raised his hand:
"Is this the result of a night of meditation?"

if not?
Is there no better way? !
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that the relationship between the three inhuman beings is complicated, and if they are left unchecked, Taoism will be endangered sooner or later!
Xiaoyang seems harmless to humans and animals, but the technique of flesh and blood resuscitation he uses is unspeakably bizarre.

The power of the new dragon's temporary condensation is so great, not to mention that the thunder clouds gathered in the sky above the Taoist temple last night were obviously the belated thunder disaster of the new dragon.
A sheep and a dragon, to be honest, in You Mengzhi's heart, they are not characters that can coexist.

Although the current situation is not too bad, You Mengzhi has always been far-sighted, and if there is a sign, he must strangle him in the cradle as soon as possible.

This is her style.

You Mengzhi sighed softly:

"Wouldn't that be a good idea?"

She Qui leaned over and said:

".You said what was on your mind again, did you know that?"

You Mengzhi slapped his thigh suddenly:
"How long have you been talking about this? If you play the same joke twice, no one will see it, do you understand?"

"I thought about it all night last night, and my hair was about to fall out, so I came up with this method. If you think it doesn't work, then brainstorm ideas!!!"

The cafeteria fell into a deadly silence.

After a long time, Daochang Ge twisted his beard and coughed, and everyone's eyes turned to him.

Daochang Ge said quietly:

"Pindao thought about it carefully. Pindao is not too old. Although he has a daughter, she is adopted. Considering the relationship that senior Xiaojiu and I have had together since childhood."

"Even if there is a sheep and a dragon in front of him, he will definitely choose me."

Everyone's eyes were in awe, and You Mengzhi felt like his head was about to explode:
"This is not Love and Taoism, and I didn't ask you to give a speech on your candidacy."

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