Lord of Puro

Chapter 709: Crazy and Domineering
In the room, the record player started a fire and roasted red lotus on the fire.

"I won't make it difficult for you. Just find a way to cure your husband, and this matter will be over!"

Honglian spread her petals in the fire and rubbed the reddened base: "I have thought about this matter carefully. I do have a solution, but I am afraid you don't trust me."

The record player added some charcoal to the fire: "You tell me what to say first."

Honglian covered the base and spoke faster: "The light from the sky is the increase of Dao Yuan. The excess Dao Yuan must be channeled out.

There are two ways to divert the flow. One is to open more doors, which is the fastest way to divert the flow. However, Li Qi has already opened many doors. If he opens more, he will probably suffer a backlash. This is not appropriate. Then he will take another approach and divert the flow with popularity."

The record player took the fire stick and poked the fire: "Using human energy to divert the Dao affinity, isn't that a promotion? My husband just got promoted to the fourth level of the cloud. I'm afraid he can't bear to be promoted to the next level, right?"

Honglian spoke faster and faster: "If I were to be promoted to a home-based cultivator, I would definitely not be able to handle it, but being promoted to a travel-based cultivator might not be impossible!"

The record player glanced at Hong Ying.

Hong Ying faced the mirror, put on lipstick, with tear marks on her cheeks and a smile on her lips. She whispered to herself, "He called me his wife twice. I am satisfied. I am satisfied for the rest of my life..."

The record player sighed, took a fan, fanned the charcoal fire, and asked again: "To be promoted to Cloud Four, you need a lot of popularity. Where does the popularity come from?"

Honglian changed two lotus leaves to cover the base. "In the short term, if you want to gather all this popularity, you have to take some risks. There is a statue of a goddess in the stairwell of the Dark Star Bureau building. That statue has brought Li Qi a lot of popularity. Li Qi almost lost his life because of it, but it was with this popularity that he jumped to the fourth floor of the cloud."

The record player said, "Do you want your husband to go look for the goddess statue again?"

Hong Lian said, "This is the fastest way to gain popularity. Last time you were not at home, and things happened suddenly. Li Qi had a lot of problems in dealing with them. Now that you are at home, everything is planned. Although there are still dangers, as long as you plan carefully, you might as well give it a try."

The record player used the needle to gently pluck the lotus heart: "Do you think so highly of me?"

Honglian sighed, "When it comes to planning and strategizing, there are really few people in this world who can compare to you."

The record player smiled and said, "Seeing how good you are at talking, are you particularly looking forward to Qilang's return to the Dark Star Bureau?"

Honglian pushed the needle away: "What do you mean by that?"

The needle continued to stroke the lotus heart: "If you encounter the stone statue of the goddess again, will you try to contact her? Will she try to rescue you? Last time, my husband happened to encounter the statue. Do you dare to say that it had nothing to do with you?"

Dewdrops emerged from the lotus heart. Zhao Xiaowan's scheming made Honglian scared.

Honglian closed her lotus leaves and said, "I am giving you advice out of kindness. Believe it or not."

"How can I not believe you? I just feel that our friendship is not genuine enough and needs more hardening." The record player took out some fuel and poured it on the charcoal fire. The flames instantly engulfed Honglian.

Going to the Dark Star Bureau is definitely not a good idea, but is there any other way to cure Li Banfeng now?
Meng De reminded: "Madam, our master is about to wake up."

The record player said, "Find a way to let him sleep a little longer."

"Madam, our master has such a high level of cultivation, I really can't suppress him."

The record player glanced at Meng De and said, "Is it because you don't play enough that you can't suppress it?"

Meng De didn't dare to speak, so the gloves spoke up: "Once the boss wakes up, he will definitely go out. He can make a fuss at home, but if he goes out, he doesn't know what kind of trouble he will cause, and who he will offend."

Zhong Bai also thought of this: "Madam, don't let the master go out these days. If he meets a ruthless person like Shu Wanjuan again, the master can't beat him in his current state."

Jiuhulu disagreed: "What can we do if we stay at home? If my little brother doesn't go out, we can't go out, so how can we seek medical treatment?"

The situation was difficult and the record player couldn't make a decision for a while.

The old teapot came up with an idea: "There is a place where people are not afraid of going crazy. Old Seven has some status there. Maybe there is a way to cure madness there."

The gramophone looked at the old teapot. Because the gramophone had a bad temper, the old teapot seldom gave the gramophone advice. The reason he took the initiative to speak today was because Li Qi had just gone crazy and it was all thanks to the gramophone that the old teapot was saved.

"What place are you talking about?"

The old teapot said, "It's Hulu Village."

When saying this, the old teapot was very careful, for he knew that there was some relationship between the phonograph player and Ayi, and that this past might be related to the Ninth Girl.

The record player weighed the pros and cons for a long time: "Hulu Village is indeed a place to go. Ayi may have a way to cure my husband."

Jiuer laughed: "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you expect a madman to cure Ah Qi's madness? Besides, is Ah Qi willing to go to Hulu Village? He doesn't even know who you are. Ask him if he listens to you now?"

Li Banfeng hugged the record player and said, "I recognize her. This is my wife. I recognize her!"

The whole family was so shocked that they didn't even notice that Li Banfeng suddenly appeared beside them.

"My husband, there is something I have not told you," the record player put the big speaker against Li Banfeng's cheek and said softly, "I and Ayi are old acquaintances, but I haven't seen her for a long time. I miss her these days. Can you take me to Hulu Village so that we can talk?"

Li Banfeng nodded: "My wife wants to go, let's go, how do we get to Hulu Village?"

The old teapot reminded him, "Seventh Brother, didn't Ayi give you the jade pendant at that time?"

"Jade pendant?" Li Banfeng fumbled for a while and took the pendant off his neck. "Can I go to Hulu Village with this?"

Jiuhulu said, "Little brother, you have used this pendant once. As long as you forget what is happening in front of you, you can find the gate of Hulu Village. Do you remember it?"

"Forget what's happening right now?" Li Banfeng scratched his head. This concept was a bit complicated for him. "Why don't I go out and try it?"

The record player stopped Li Qi and said, "My husband, you can't go alone. Don't forget to bring your slave with you!"

Li Banfeng touched the two small speakers of the record player: "Wife, how can I take you out? The old man is still asleep, there is no room for compromise!"

"My husband, use the Lianmen bridal chamber. Since you can take Honglian out, you can definitely take the little slave out too."

Li Banfeng thought about it and nodded repeatedly, "That's right. I have to plan it carefully. I have to take my wife out, and I can't take people out who shouldn't be taken."

Li Banfeng muttered to himself as he walked from the main room to the fifth room, and then from the fifth room to the seventh room.

He is seriously trying to think of a solution, and the record player also needs to be prepared.

She wanted to follow Li Banfeng out, but she absolutely could not let Honglian go: "Yingying, move that bitch Honglian to the tenth room and continue to roast her on the fire."

Hong Ying picked up the brazier and walked silently towards room ten.

When passing by Li Banfeng, Hong Ying asked seriously: "You called me wife, do you remember?"

Li Banfeng was thinking about the things in Hulu Village and ignored Hong Ying.

Hong Ying was very sad, and Ban Feng Yi crawled out from under Li Ban Feng's feet.

"Let me hold it, don't burn your hands." Ban Fengyi took the brazier.

Hong Ying stared at Ban Fengyi for a long time: "You are also my husband, you still love me."

"I love you!" Ban Fengyi answered very firmly and went to Room 10 with the brazier.

Hong Ying returned to the main room and felt much happier.

The record player also saw what happened just now. She was not angry. She was thinking about something very important.

There are many shadows on my husband, and each shadow has its own thoughts.

This shadow named Ban Fengyi is not crazy, which proves that my husband is not completely crazy either. Perhaps only one or two of his thoughts are crazy.

If you bring out these one or two thoughts, will your husband no longer be crazy?
The phonograph player was thinking about how to find the crazy shadow, when he suddenly saw Banfeng B holding a brazier and returning to Li Banfeng.

The lady turned on the Vision Spirit Sound and listened carefully to what Ban Feng Yi said to Ban Feng: "I have already made a fire, let's go burn down the peddler's house!"

Li Banfeng couldn't bear it: "It's not easy for a peddler either, how about we wait two days before burning it?"

"If you don't have a fever for three days, the feelings will fade!"

“That’s the truth too!”

The record player took back his previous thought, Ban Fengyi was also crazy.

Do you really want to let your husband go to Hulu Village?

She and Ayi did have some friendship, and she had always believed in Ayi's character, but if she pinned all her hopes on Ayi, that hope would be too slim.

Bang!

Li Banfeng closed the door.

The record player felt something was wrong, so he opened the door and looked again. Li Banfeng was gone, and only the brazier and red lotus were left on the ground.

"Where is my husband?"

Honglian stretched out her lotus leaf, pointed at the door and said, "Let's go to room eight."

The phonograph player went to open the door of room eight, but failed to do so.

The position of Room 7 has changed. It is no longer connected to Room 8, but is directly connected to the exit of Suishenju.

Li Banfeng just walked out of Suishenju, and no one knew where he went with the record player.

……

Li Banfeng took the key to his home and found that he could not get out of the small house.

The house was locked by the peddler. Li Banfeng took out the bowl with green flowers and tried several times before he could open the door.

I went out and walked around the yard. Bian Budai, Zhong Er and Dengbao were not there. I didn't know where they went.

I called Zhong Er, and the one who answered the phone was Bian Budai: "Dong Xiaoning is almost recovered. Qin Minghui was too close, so he will need some time to recover. How are you now?"

Li Banfeng felt that he was in good condition: "I'm fine. I'll leave these two brothers to you."

Putting aside the things in front of him, Li Banfeng felt that he was in a good state. He pinched the jade pendant in his hand, walked around, and not far from the house, he saw Ayun at the intersection.

Ayun didn't notice Li Banfeng and was still looking around.

Li Banfeng greeted him enthusiastically: "You are here, come with me!"

Ah Yun was stunned: "Where are we going?"

Li Banfeng said, "Go to the village! This is not your first time here."

He dragged Ayun into Hulu Village. When they arrived downstairs of the village chief's house, Li Banfeng saw Qiu Luoye washing clothes with a washboard.

"Brother Qiu, what are you doing?"

Qiu Luoye hid the washboard behind him, stood up and said, "I'm washing my hands. The weather has been dry these two days. Lao Qi, why are you here?" "I came to see Ayi for something. Where is she?"

"She went to the mountains and recently got some explosives. She said they are very powerful and can blow up Hulu Village."

Li Banfeng laughed: "Brother, you have also learned bad things. What kind of explosives can blow up such a big Hulu Village?"

Boom!

There was a loud bang and the ground shook.

A small hill in the distance collapsed in half right in front of everyone's sight.

The smoke and dust rushed towards the crowd along with the air waves, and a large number of villagers fled in all directions.

Li Banfeng didn't run away. This little smoke and dust couldn't hurt him.

Qiu Luoye did not flee either. He sat on the ground, holding a washboard, and continued to wash clothes: "I am not afraid of you laughing at me. Let it explode. Once it is all exploded, there will be peace and quiet."

The power of the explosives really surprised Li Banfeng. Not long after, Ayi came back downstairs covered in black ash and greeted Li Banfeng: "Brother, you're here!"

"Sister, were you the one who made the bomb just now?"

Ayi nodded repeatedly: "It was me, that's powerful enough! I used two kilograms of explosives and blew up the mountain."

Li Banfeng was even more surprised: "Only two kilograms?"

Ayi said smugly, "How can I lie to you? I'll take ten kilograms of explosives tonight and blow up the whole village. Then I'll let you learn something new."

"Is ten pounds enough?"

"If you don't believe me, let's get on the scale now!"

The two men went to carry the explosives, and Aaron watched the autumn leaves fall beside them.

Qiu Luoye looked up and said, "Why are you looking at me? Go home and pack your things! If she says to blow it up, then it will blow up. You will have nothing left."

Aaron quickly packed up his things.

Qiu Luoye looked at Li Banfeng and Ayi in the distance, and always felt that something was wrong with Lao Qi.

After weighing the explosives, Li Banfeng rolled them into a package and asked Haotou to take it first.

Aiyi was unhappy: "Aren't you going to blow up the village? Why did you take my explosives?"

Li Banfeng said, "I have a use for this explosive, so you can consider it as a gift to me. If you don't want to part with it, I can buy it with money."

Ayi was even more unhappy: "You came to me, are you here to cheat me of explosives?"

Li Banfeng shook his head: "I came to you because I'm crazy, and they told me that you might be able to cure me."

Qiu Luoye was anxious: "Brother, what happened?"

Li Banfeng said: "I was illuminated by the sunlight, and it was particularly harsh."

Qiu Luoye turned around and looked at Ayi: "You have to help him!"

Aiyi fiddled with her hair and said with a delicate smile, "Why should I help him? Can you tell me the reason?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "Yes, brother, can you give me a reason?"

Qiu Luoye grabbed Li Banfeng and said to Ayi: "This is my brother. My brother is your relative. Why don't you help him?"

Ayi sighed, "What's there to help with? Isn't it good to be crazy?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "I think it's good!"

Ayi also gave an idea: "You are crazy anyway, so just get married and live in Hulu Village!"

Li Banfeng shook his head: "I already have a wife, I can't marry again."

Ayi thought for a while and said: "Then marry a man!"

Li Banfeng nodded: "That's fine!"

Bang!

Qiu Luoye threw the washboard and pointed at Ayi and said, "I'm telling you, if I can't cure my brother today, I won't be able to live like this!"

Ayi was really scared, and quickly picked up the washboard and said, "Look at your temper. I am just teasing you. Don't be angry. I will make you pumpkin tonight."

After pacifying Qiu Luoye, Ayi brought Li Banfeng into the building: "I allowed you to join the Taoist sect because I felt that you had a similar personality to me. At that time, you didn't have enough talent, so I only taught you some basic Taoist methods. Now that you are almost talented enough, I should also teach you some techniques."

Li Banfeng recalled: "I remember the technique, just shout out the Crazy Cultivation Technique, and then tell it what it is."

Ayi looked Li Banfeng up and down: "Are you crazy? Do you believe such words?"

Li Banfeng was a little angry about Ayi's deception, but he was still looking forward to the next technique: "What is my current level of crazy cultivation? How many techniques can I learn?"

Ayi opened the drawer and took out a small bottle of powdered medicine: "How many techniques you can learn has nothing to do with your level. It depends on how many techniques I teach you."

"As long as you teach me, I will definitely be able to do it?"

Ai nodded: "It's hard to say to what extent, but you will definitely learn it."

This reminded Li Banfeng of someone: "Foolish cultivation techniques are also like this."

Ayi gently wiped Li Banfeng's face and said, "Yes, the crazy cultivation technique originated from the foolish cultivation. The level and technique are separate. People with a high level may not know many techniques, but they will be more sophisticated in the application of techniques."

Li Banfeng felt pain on his cheeks: "When I was learning the skill of Yu Xiu, I never applied this kind of powder."

Ayi smiled and said, "You have applied it before, but you don't know that every time Sun Tiecheng teaches others a technique, he always applies the powder in front of them. Moreover, Yu Xiu's powder is much more painful, but people who learn techniques don't know about the powder."

Li Banfeng doubted Ayi's statement. He had learned so many techniques from Sun Tiecheng, but he had never known that Sun Tiecheng had applied medicine powder. "Don't I even know the pain?"

"Yes, I don't know. Sun Tiecheng's technique was so superb that you must have felt no pain at all at the time. If you felt pain afterwards, you would have suspected that it was caused by other reasons.
We in the Dao sect don't have so many twists and turns. I applied the powder in front of you and made things clear in front of you.

Learning crazy skills is dangerous. When a person is not crazy, he cannot use the skills. When he uses the skills, he will definitely be crazy. There is no regret medicine here.
In addition, learning the madness skill will not cure your madness, but it will allow you to send and receive freely and have some control, so think twice before you act. "

Li Banfeng felt that he should be able to control it: "Crazy cultivation techniques are similar to foolish cultivation techniques. The process of learning techniques is the same."

Ayi shook her head and said, "There are some differences. The Fool Cultivation is too casual. No matter if you are from the Dao Sect or not, you can learn the Fool Cultivation Technique. Those bastards destroyed the Fool City and killed my sister just to learn the Fool Cultivation Technique.

So I changed the rule. Only those who have entered my mad cultivation sect can learn mad cultivation techniques. Mad cultivation has weaknesses. If one day a mad cultivation forces me to teach him techniques, I at least know how to subdue him. "

After hearing about the destruction of Fool City, Li Banfeng asked, "Was Brother Sun in Fool City at that time?"

"He's not here," Ayi shook her head. "If he were here, Shan Chengjun and Shu Wanjuan wouldn't have succeeded."

"Where did he go?"

Ayi smiled and said, "He's dead."

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "I'm asking you something serious, why are you saying such angry words?"

"It's not just a rant," Ai shook his head. "He died. He died on the day Fool's City was destroyed, but he didn't die for Fool's City. That's why I hate him to this day, not just because he refused to swear brotherhood with me!"

Li Banfeng was still trying to figure out what happened, but Ayi didn't want to talk about it anymore: "The powder I applied to you just now is called Crazy and Domineering. This is the technique I want to teach you. It is one of the most powerful techniques in our Taoist sect."

Li Banfeng asked: "In our sect, how many of the most powerful techniques do we have?"

Ayi counted with her left hand first, then with her right hand, stared at her feet, hesitated for a moment and said, "I haven't washed my feet in the past few days, so I don't need to take off my shoes, right?"

Li Banfeng is also a reasonable person: "There's no rush for this. After you wash your feet, we'll go into detail. Let's talk about how to use the crazy and domineering skills first."

Ayi took out a gun and pointed it at Li Banfeng's head: "Are you afraid?"

Li Banfeng said: "It depends on where it is. If it is in Pro Province, there is no need to be afraid. This thing may not work."

"Hulu Village is now in Prozhou. There are six bullets in this gun. Listen carefully." Ai fired six shots at the roof, and all six bullets went off.

Li Banfeng was stunned.

The restrictions on gunpowder in Provence were actually broken in Ai!
If other states knew that Ayi had this ability, they would probably force Ayi to cooperate at all costs. The importance that other states attach to Ayi may even exceed the importance that inner states attach to Mian Bu.

Ayi took out another capsule and handed it to Li Banfeng: "Throw it on the ground and see if it will explode."

Li Banfeng threw the capsule to the ground with force, but it did not explode.

Ai picked up the capsule and said, "This type of explosive is extremely powerful, but it is difficult to detonate, especially in Pro Province. Even if you detonate it a hundred times, it may not explode once. Even if it can be successfully detonated, less than 10% of the explosives will explode.
Logically, this kind of thing can't be made into a weapon, but if combined with the Crazy Cultivation Technique, the effect will be very different. I can make this explosive explode, and I can increase the probability to more than 30%. If one doesn't explode, I can use a few more. Do you think this technique is powerful?"

Li Banfeng nodded and said, "The technique is indeed amazing, but where is the key?"

"The key lies in madness. You have to make the explosives go crazy!" Ayi looked at Li Banfeng meaningfully, "Don't you understand? Explosives are not living things, how can they go crazy? The difficulty of this technique lies in the fact that ordinary people can't understand it at all."

Li Banfeng fiddled with the capsule in his hand: "This doesn't seem too difficult."

"It's not difficult, you try it." Ai smiled playfully. She was sure that Li Banfeng would not be able to learn this technique in the short term.

Li Banfeng looked at the furnishings in the house and said, "I'm afraid the explosion will damage your house."

"Are you really crazy or just pretending? If you were really crazy, you wouldn't care about your own house, so why would you care about other people's houses?
If you want to pretend to be crazy, don't waste your time. If you can't even go crazy yourself, how can you expect dynamite to go crazy?"

Li Banfeng stared at the capsule and said, "This explosive is so familiar, it looks like a family member."

Ayi nodded slightly: "Then you should treat it like a family member and get along with it slowly. Crazy cultivation techniques are not easy to learn. If you can use it within a month and become proficient in it within a year, it will be your good fortune. Just practice slowly."

After saying that, Ai went downstairs and walked towards Qiu Luoye with a smile.

Boom!

The building exploded.

Ai looked shocked.

A gust of wind pushed Ai away.

PS: Women dress up to please themselves, and men go crazy for the men who understand them!

(End of this chapter)