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Chapter 31 My world is a steamed bun

Although there are many concepts, it is not difficult to understand.

The greatest advantage of the "military simplified version of the textbook" used by Nurse Liu is that it allows even illiterate recruits to quickly understand the situation and then convert it into actual combat effectiveness.

"This is a steamed bun."

Nurse Xiao Liu took out her teaching tools, which were very intuitive.

"You can think of this steamed bun as the real world we live in now. Regarding this steamed bun, I will ask seven questions."

"First question, why is this thing called steamed buns?"

Wang Yunxiao was about to speak but stopped.

if not?
"You may be thinking, aren't steamed buns just steamed buns? This answer is not completely correct."

Nurse Xiao Liu said seriously: "This kind of pasta was called steamed cakes in ancient times, just like noodles were called soup cakes in ancient times. The name of steamed buns can be traced back to the Three Kingdoms period, when the Marquis of Wuxiang conquered the Southern Barbarians. The local barbarian custom was to use human heads. To worship ghosts and gods, Marquis Wuxiang wrapped meat stuffing in pasta instead, and named it Mantou, which is transliterated into our current steamed buns. The real steamed buns are actually the steamed buns eaten by us northerners."

"But for us, we have made a convention to call this steamed buns."

Before the students below could react, Nurse Liu continued to ask: "Second question, what is the function of steamed buns?"

This time, someone blurted out: "Eat!" "Satisfy hunger!"

Nurse Liu said: "Steamed buns can also be used to feed fish, or they can replace erasers to modify pencil sketches. You think steamed buns can be eaten because in the class you are currently in, steamed buns are food. But in other people In people’s eyes, steamed buns are dry and hard waste that even feeds dogs.”

"But you are right, the steamed buns in your hands are for eating."

"Third question, what is the difference between steamed buns and bread? You should know what bread looks like, right?"

"The answer is that there is almost no difference. One is steamed in a steamer, and the other is baked in an oven. The flour used by foreigners is more refined, and maybe a little butter and sugar are added to it. But in essence, there is not much Big difference.”

"Eating bread is no more noble than eating steamed buns."

"Fourth question, can steamed buns be served with vegetables?"

"The answer is yes, whether you put eggs or elbows in it, or spread it with honey or dip it in sesame sauce... there are many ways to eat it, but in the end what you eat is still a steamed bun, and the steamed bun will not be changed by adding other things. Nature."

"The fifth question is, where did the steamed buns come from?"

"Steamed buns will not fall from the sky, and you will not be full in your dreams just because you burn incense and worship Buddha. The steamed buns you eat in school today were made with flour purchased from the special education subsidy funds obtained by the principal. In this country, there are still tens of thousands of your peers who do not enjoy this kind of subsidy. When you graduate and enter the society, you will have to earn your own money to buy steamed buns."

"Question six, is there anything more important than this steamed bun?"

"Suppose that all you have is this steamed bun. What would you be willing to exchange for this steamed bun? For example, wealth, love, art, freedom, or some kind of truth? Of course, others are not fools. You can only exchange for something with The steamed buns are equal in value, not even as good as the portion of the steamed buns.”

"It is common sense that people will die if they don't eat. Steamed buns are your life. What is more important to you than your life?"

"The seventh question is, if someone wants to take your steamed bun away, what will you do?" "You only have this steamed bun in your hand, which is your only food. Now others also want it, and it's for free, and you don't plan to pay. . Will you agree? Will you give in because the other person is strong? Or are you going to use your own steamed buns to please him and follow him to grab other people's steamed buns? "

After finishing seven questions in one breath, the classroom fell into silence.

Everyone’s brains were filled with big, white steamed buns.

"Our world is this steamed bun."

Nurse Xiao Liu knocked on the blackboard and said loudly: "This world is very complicated and exciting. What you see now is just this steamed bun. As long as you remember this steamed bun firmly, all other problems will not be a problem!"

well said!
Wang Yunxiao couldn't help but cheer loudly in his heart.

I understood the question about the steamed buns, and even made me hungry. But what about the ones you wrote on the blackboard?
"Okay, now look at the blackboard!"

Nurse Xiao Liu drew two lines on the blackboard, one horizontal and one counting: "You should have learned about unknown numbers by now and know the meaning of the coordinate system? If you don't know, you don't know. Go back and teach yourself. What I drew now is a The X and Y coordinate axes, these two unknowns represent time and space respectively, and the real world we are in now is a point on this coordinate system."

Then she casually drew two more lines.

It was really drawn randomly.

"This is the Z axis, which represents the dimension."

"Heaven and Star Realm are located in high-level dimensions. You just need to know this concept. There is no need to think about the specific meaning, because with your current strength, you cannot access things at that level. To put it simply, it is a restaurant selling steamed buns. .”

"Dreams and the underworld are located in the lower dimensions. This is a knowledge point that you will often come into contact with in the future. I will explain it in detail later. You can understand it as the stir-fried vegetables sold in restaurants."

"The outer dimension is a fragment attached to the existence of the real world, just like the mutton dipped in sesame sauce, with the chive flowers, fermented bean curd, green onion, coriander and minced garlic added inside. Because everyone's taste is different, so specific issues need to be analyzed in detail. , cannot be generalized.”

"Outer gods and new gods, you can understand these as the guests inside and outside the hotel. The hairy gods that foreigners believe in are different from the ones we believe in. I will find a specific example to explain to you later. You don't need to care about what kind of gods they are. Anyway, the food he ordered has nothing to do with you."

"Tiandao, this is best understood. There are rules for eating in restaurants. Those who know the rules will be fed, and those who don't know the rules will not be fed. That's it."

Nurse Liu knocked hard on the blackboard: "You must wash your hands before eating, chopsticks cannot be inserted into the bowl, and you cannot stir the vegetables. The tofu must be salty, the rice dumplings must be sweet, and you cannot put shredded potatoes in pancakes and fruits - this is the way of heaven!"

Aren't you allowed to eat chicken tenders... Ah, I'm sorry, I almost forgot that people can't afford chicken tenders now.

Wang Yunxiao deeply agrees with these laws of heaven.

"Daodao is fifty, Tianyan is forty-nine. The steamed buns in our hands are made through these 49 processes."

Nurse Xiao Liu raised the steamed buns and said seriously: "It's the foreigners' problem whether they eat bread with butter or not. Our steamed buns only have these 49 processes. And most of them can be ignored. There is no need to eat them so carefully. Really? There are only twelve essential core processes.”

"No matter how complicated and mysterious the so-called 'secret books of magical skills', 'secret methods of cultivating immortals', and 'ancient volumes' that are currently circulating in the world are, in the final analysis they are these twelve general directions, which can also be said to be twelve kinds of cultivation methods. Among these twelve gates, they are divided into 24 branches based on the righteous way and the heretic way."

"The student who was playing tricks on the school before was a 'Qizhao' who practiced heretics."

　Thanks to Mr. Ye Sheng for your continued encouragement and support. Will update more after it is released.
　　
　
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