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Chapter 479 Bamboo Prison Break
Chapter 479 Bamboo Prison Break
After just one look, Bamboo continued to eat bamboo shoots.
In fact, it is not very interested in bamboo shoots and eats meat every day. It is more of a carnivore than an omnivore.
After all, they are wild giant pandas, and they have their own diet. They can eat food like rice balls, but they will never eat too much.
As for the bamboo shoots, Luo Hao had given it to eat. After all, bamboo is the mascot of the Ice and Snow Festival, so it would be bad to chew on raw meat.
Wang Jiani rubbed Zhuzi's head and watched the Siberian tiger gradually disappear from her sight.
I don't know why, but the Siberian tiger seems a little fierce.
Forget it, I won’t have the chance to rub it anyway.
Wang Jiani remembered that Luo Hao said there was a Siberian tiger roaming in the septic tank, which caused her to have associations when she saw the Siberian tiger now, and she could even smell the smell.
He picked up his phone and left a message for Luo Hao.
Time passed quickly as she chatted with Luo Hao with a smile on her face. Although Luo Hao did not reply to messages quickly, and only replied once in his spare time, Wang Jiani did not care.
Simple, easy, and good.
After get off work, Danizi, Zhuzi and Dahei said goodbye.
The red-crowned crane in another cage wanted to rush out, so Da Nizi walked over and patted its head to comfort it.
After a few days, the red-crowned cranes have lost their previous arrogance and even have fewer feathers on their bodies.
Every time it acted arrogantly, Bamboo would grab its mouth and swing it around, smashing it to the ground, raising dust.
Zhuzi's hand was light and heavy, and the red-crowned crane was not injured, but it looked more and more like a pheasant that had lost its feathers.
The little guy was so pitiful. Wang Jiani rubbed the red-crowned crane, went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and went home to cook.
Luo Hao came home for dinner today, and Wang Jiani felt like it was New Year's Day.
The bastard is just too busy. No wonder some people said that this is the bad thing about having a doctor as a boyfriend: you know where he is, but he just doesn't come home.
Wang Jiani bought a catfish, some eggplants, and some fresh vegetables and took them home.
After arriving home, Wang Jiani started to clean up and prepare to cook.
The door was opened and Luo Hao's voice came in, "I'm back."
"Wash your hands and come in to help."
"coming."
Luo Hao walked into the kitchen with a smile on his face, and he looked in a very good mood.
"Is the scientific research going well?" Wang Jiani asked.
"It's OK. At least the boss is very satisfied. His blood pressure is high and he is confused." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Next time the boss comes, I have to ask Chen Yong to calculate an auspicious day."
"You, a researcher, also believe this?" Wang Jiani found it hard to believe.
"From liberation to now, everyone believes it. The middle class doesn't believe it, they have been brainwashed."
"Tsk, what brainwashing? That's really ugly."
"Do you know why the police number is 110 and the emergency number is 120?"
"Why? It's like 911/ in the United States."
"The Lu Ban ruler, in the Feng Shui world, adds the eight characters to measure the fortune of a house, and it is called the Men Gong ruler." Luo Hao explained.
"Ah? There is such a saying?" Wang Jiani was stunned.
"Then why isn't the medicine gourd the logo on our 120 ambulance? It would be great to heal the world with medicine," Wang Jiani asked.
"Because we have lost the war since 1840, we have to use symbols that foreigners have seen ghosts. Snake-coiled swords, and all that stuff." Luo Hao felt a little regretful, but then he smiled, "It's okay, a gentleman's revenge can be avenged in ten lifetimes."
"Hahaha, why do I feel like you've been led astray by Chen Yong? You weren't so extreme before." Wang Jiani asked with a smile.
"No? I've always been like this." Luo Hao brought the topic back to the topic, "Chang'e...which number did you go to the moon on?"
"Number six."
"The launch time and the time for collecting lunar soil are both auspicious days." Luo Hao said, "So, next time the boss comes, I will definitely find an auspicious day. But, if you want to play with cats, the time may be a little inconvenient."
Luo Hao began to talk about his troubles.
Wang Jiani just listened with a smile, occasionally saying a few words, casually and casually.
The catfish is stewed with eggplant, the pot is bubbling and the aroma is overflowing.
"I cooked the rice a little harder on purpose so that we can eat it with soup later."
"Hey."
Luo Hao's mouth was already drooling, and he had to say that the girl knew what she liked.
"Zhuzi is very obedient now. He stays in the panda house every day and doesn't make any noise. He is so sensible that it makes me feel sorry for him. After the Ice and Snow Festival is over, we should hurry up and release him back to Qinling Mountains."
Wang Jiani suggested.
Is bamboo obedient and sensible?
Why doesn't Luo Hao believe it?
According to the principle that people are like their pets, Luo Hao didn't believe that Zhuzi would be obedient. Although he had caused a lot of trouble when he was a child, the adults hardly knew about it.
Judging from his own experience, Luo Hao felt that bamboo must be the same.
"The Ice and Snow Festival is over, and the New Year is over. We will then send the bamboo back. It will take another half a year to come back, and it will be the Ice and Snow Festival next year. How about the bamboo?"
"It's great. The little guy is very clingy and follows me wherever I go." When Wang Jiani talked about Zhuda, a smile spread across her face, and her little hair was swaying, looking very proud.
That’s good. Luo Hao was happy to see Wang Jiani happy.
"Luo Hao, do you think I need to improve my academic qualifications?" Wang Jiani asked.
"Why improve academic qualifications?" Luo Hao was a little confused.
"If I go to Beijing University in the future, they will say that I have a low level of education. Will it cause trouble for you?" Wang Jiani was a little nervous.
"No, if they dare to say that, I will hack into the Union Hospital system and block them all. From now on, my Union Hospital will not accept any medical treatment." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"Don't make trouble."
"You are anxious about your academic qualifications. Just live your life well and don't worry about this or that. Let me tell you what graduate school is all about."
"what happened?"
“Graduate students and PhD students are like going to the toilet.”
"Puchi~" Wang Jiani laughed.
Although she knew that Luo Hao was joking, her anxiety was slightly relieved after seeing his attitude.
"It's true. You need papers. You can't go out without papers."
“Paper that has been used by others should generally not be used because it will leave stains.”
"If you can't get out, it will be very painful. But once you get out, you will feel comfortable. One is to rely on for defense, and the other is a pile of feces."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Wang Jiani's little hair swayed as she laughed.
"It doesn't make sense. You want to study veterinary medicine? You can't take the veterinary exam with a clinical medicine certificate. I do have a veterinary certificate, and I can apply for a postgraduate degree with some effort, but it doesn't make sense after thinking about it.
Besides, I will be criticized in the future for marrying my own student, which is not a good thing to say. "
"Take good care of Zhuda and Zhuer. They are still young, and it's a good thing for them to stick to you. By the way, don't trust Zhuzi. Its obedience is just an act. Maybe..."
Luo Hao was talking incessantly.
Wang Jiani's cell phone rang, interrupting Luo Hao's words.
"Ah?" Wang Jiani picked up the phone. Her face suddenly changed when she heard what was said on the other end.
Turning off the fire, doing a quick check, and opening the window, Wang Jiani untied her apron and said, "Luo Hao, you are here, let's go together."
"what happened?"
Luo Hao sniffed the fragrance in the room carefully.
Catfish stewed with eggplant, if you go out and cook it, it will be cold by the time you come back.
"Bamboo escaped from prison."
Gan!
Luo Hao cursed in his heart, if that was the case, he knew Zhuzi was up to no good.
"In the zoo. Haven't escaped yet."
"Huh?" Luo Hao asked puzzledly.
With the security conditions of Hadong, it would be easy for Zhuzi to get out. If he didn't escape, it was either because the surveillance camera didn't see him, or because Zhuzi was sabotaging him.
damn thing!
Luo Hao cursed in his heart.
After changing clothes and going out, Luo Hao took a deep breath of the fragrance in the room before leaving.
Ugh.
Just say you can’t feed the animals and worry about them.
Bamboo is an exception, emmm, Dahei is also an exception.
No more in the future. I won’t be able to eat in peace. I’ll catch the bamboo and spank it hard.
Fortunately, Wang Jiani’s rental house was relatively close to Harbin, so Luo Hao pulled Wang Jiani and trotted over.
After entering the room, Luo Hao looked around. The room was quiet and there was nothing unusual.
"What's going on?" Luo Hao asked.
"Professor Luo, you're here too, just in time!" the security guard said hurriedly, "I was on patrol and found that Zhuzi was missing. I looked for the video surveillance and found that he opened the door by himself, and then smashed all the surveillance cameras. It seems that the one who took Dahei away was also the red-crowned crane."
"..."
"..."
Luo Hao was filled with evil.
Zhuzi was really too much. He escaped from prison and even brought his family with him.
"Where did the surveillance camera fall?" Luo Hao asked in a deep voice.
Wang Jiani felt that Luo Hao was starting to get angry. She held Luo Hao's hand tightly and gently scratched the palm of his hand with her fingernails.
But Luo Hao remained unmoved and looked straight at the security guard.
"It just smashed the surrounding area." The security captain was also helpless. The bamboo seemed to have psychic powers and knew which surveillance camera could see it.
"Have you seen the other animals?"
"Ah?" Several security guards were stunned. Other animals?
Could it be that Zhuzi went out to seek revenge?
I have been working as a security guard in the zoo for many years, and I have never heard of any group fights among the animals in the zoo.
"Professor Luo, this..."
"Do you have a map? Take me to see the surveillance."
Luo Hao didn't look around randomly. He went to the security room with the security personnel to check the surveillance first.
In the surveillance video, Zhuzi was wearing the armor customized for him by Luo Hao, holding a long bamboo pole in his hand, with Dahei following behind him and red-crowned cranes flying in the sky.
Looking at that posture, he is simply a bully!
Luo Hao looked at Zhuzi in the surveillance video viciously, wondering what this guy was going to do when he went out at dark.
The bamboo seemed to recognize the surveillance camera. It ran towards it from a distance, and with a flick of the bamboo pole in its hand, the screen went black.
In the last frame, Luo Hao vaguely saw Zhuzi's mouth curled up, as if he was mocking the video surveillance and the people behind it. After a circle, Luo Hao finalized a few points. At this time, Wang Jiani suddenly remembered something, took Luo Hao's hand and whispered, "The new Siberian tiger that came this afternoon said he wanted to go to Central Street."
"and after?"
Luo Hao turned his eyes to the location of the Siberian tiger on the map.
The surrounding surveillance cameras were smashed with bamboo poles, and the center was where the Siberian tiger lived.
"Is anyone here?"
"No, there are only a few people on guard. Everyone go out to look for Zhuzi and Dahei." The security captain said embarrassedly, "Usually it is Dahei who keeps guard at night, but he followed Zhuzi. We...we..."
"Let's go and take a look." Luo Hao did not blame the security guards. How could they possibly outsmart the bamboo?
Including the use of force, Zhuzi crushed this group of security guards.
If they didn't use guns, a dozen security guards wouldn't be enough to crush a bear like Zhuzi.
After leaving the security room, Luo Hao's expression was not so serious anymore, and there was a hint of smile at the corner of his mouth.
"Luo Hao, Zhuzi is going to settle the score with the Siberian tiger tonight because it yelled at me. Can you help me vent my anger?" Wang Jiani asked in a low voice.
"It should be." Luo Hao smiled, very happy.
Bamboo is okay, but there is a reason why it caused trouble.
What’s the big deal about smashing a few broken surveillance cameras? You can buy a bunch of those things online for 200 yuan.
"Professor Luo, are you feeling unwell?" The security guard was very anxious and rushed over, but Luo Hao's pace was very slow.
"I just ran here. I'm tired and can't walk anymore." Luo Hao simply sat down and took out a cigarette. "Brothers, let's have a smoke."
The security captain was stunned. He looked at Luo Hao anxiously, "Professor Luo, we are in no mood to do that. If Zhuzi escapes from prison, we don't know how much trouble he will cause. They are national treasures, so we dare not do anything."
The more he spoke, the lower his voice became. It seemed that he wanted to ask Haodong's leader what to do.
"Don't worry, it's okay." Luo Hao handed over the cigarette with a smile, "After you finish smoking, I'll take you to find the bamboo. Don't worry, if anything goes wrong or there's any trouble, it'll be the responsibility of the project team."
The security guard knew that there was a big project behind Zhuzi, which involved the wild breeding of giant pandas.
Professor Luo Haoluo is the leader of the project.
"Don't worry, I'll be there for you if anything happens." Luo Hao held a cigarette in his hand, suspended in mid-air. "Have a cigarette, I'll find the bamboo. A while ago, a giant panda escaped from prison in Gusu. Thousands of people searched for it for a week, and even used helicopters to drop apples. Did you know that?"
"Know, know."
"I went to look for it. Others couldn't find it, but I caught it easily. The battle record can be checked. If you have acquaintances, you can ask Gusu."
With examples and clear statements, the security guards were no longer so nervous and took the cigarettes handed to them by Luo Hao and lit them.
A roar was heard in the distance, and the security captain's face looked a little ugly.
"Sit down and finish smoking before leaving." Luo Hao still had a smile on his face, but his tone was stiff and did not tolerate refusal.
"Ah?!" The security captain has even begun to suspect that the culprit behind all this is Professor Luo in front of him.
What on earth is he going to do?
"Don't worry, it's normal for children to fight. The lower beak of that red-crowned crane was broken. I installed an alloy lower beak for it when it came to the provincial capital. As a result, it won every battle and forced the other red-crowned cranes to have nothing to eat."
"What happened next?" someone asked.
Luo Hao began to gossip about the treatment of intestinal obstruction for the red-crowned crane.
Another thing is that Big Mai Tai is wandering around in the septic tank, spreading gossip one after another.
It didn't take long for the security captain to finish a cigarette, and he said, "Professor Luo, let's go."
The roar in the distance became more and more shrill, and Luo Hao's smile became brighter and brighter.
"Let's go." Luo Hao stood up, and his right leg suddenly slipped. "Big girl, give me a hand."
"Luo Hao, what's wrong with you?"
"I think I twisted my ankle when I was running here just now." Luo Hao said calmly.
The security captain almost swallowed the cigarette butt.
Professor Luo has no intention of being a role model for others, and he doesn't even blush when he tells a lie. Did he sprain his ankle? This is clearly a bid for Zhuzi.
"Professor Luo!"
"Why don't you go first and I'll go slowly." Luo Hao slowly put his arm on Wang Jiani's shoulder and hopped towards the place where the wailing sound came from. "But you have to be more careful. Bamboo is not a docile beast. It has almost killed all the jackals in the 800-li Qinling Mountains."
"..."
Threat, an undisguised threat!
"Qinling jackals are all killed and become protected species. Their fighting power... is just so-so. There is no creature with stronger fighting power in Qinling. Bamboo is the upper limit of fighting power. But I guess bamboo would also be the upper limit of fighting power in the East African savannah."
The security guard who was in a hurry suddenly stopped.
Giant pandas are protected animals. If you harm one, you will be sentenced to at least ten years in prison.
But if the giant panda hurts itself, it will probably get some compensation.
What's the point of working so hard to earn 3000 yuan a month?
Professor Luo from the project team has assured me that everything is fine. If I still don't understand, then it would be pointless.
The security captain cast a pitiful look and silently pleaded with Luo Hao.
"Don't worry, it's okay." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Don't worry, Zhuzi is sensible."
Sensible? Can Sensible lead Dahei and the red-crowned crane to escape from prison?
They are almost becoming a dangerous evil force.
But no one dared to say this.
Except for the big black one, the other two are protected animals, and their status is extremely high. Not to mention being injured, if they lose a hair, the director will fire himself.
As for Dahei, the Dahei with half of his face is actually the most ferocious, especially after the security guards knew about Dahei, they all treated it as a buddy.
Although Brother Hei's protection level is not high, in the minds of the security guards, he is the best.
"How did you find out at night?" Luo Hao skipped forward and chatted about family matters.
"Professor Luo, we have dinner tonight and usually drink some wine with Dahei."
"Huh?!" Luo Hao paused, "Dahei drinks?"
"I can drink three ounces of Laobaigan, not too much." A security guard said with a grin, "My Heige is not an ordinary dog."
"You are the only one who talks too much!" The security captain scolded, "Professor Luo, Brother Hei likes this. Let's save a seat for him at dinner tonight. Let him have some wine and some meat. He likes to eat the roast chicken from Daowai."
Luo Hao smiled and his favorable impression of the security guards increased.
"Leave the chicken leg to Brother Hei. After he finished eating it, he went around wandering around. Nothing happened in the past few months." The security captain felt a little embarrassed.
"What about today?"
"Today, Brother Hei barked twice while eating, as if he was saying something to us, and then he went out on his own."
"You didn't chase?"
"We thought it was going to the toilet, so we didn't chase it. After a while, we found that Zhuzi had escaped from the panda house. We recalled that it was the video surveillance camera turned off by Heige. We were busy drinking and didn't pay attention."
Luo Hao took a deep breath.
It turned out that when I was away, Dahei and the security guard became good friends.
They would also turn off the videos, smash the surveillance cameras, and form gangs to seek revenge on the Siberian tigers.
Luo Hao felt a headache when he thought about the difficult question of who to save first if Zhuzi and Dahei fell into the water at the same time.
But when he thought about the purpose, Luo Hao felt that there was nothing wrong with it.
What kind of dog is the Siberian tiger? How dare it roar at the girl? It is a rebellion against it.
The roar became louder as we got closer.
The security captain was a little flustered, but the smile on Luo Hao's face did not change at all.
"Luo Hao, what is it roaring for? Is it fighting?"
"Beg for mercy." Luo Hao said.
"beg for mercy?"
"It can't beat bamboo. Bamboo has no rivals in the Qinling Mountains. After its combat power is enhanced by armor, it seems that its only natural enemy is humans."
From a distance, you can see the cages holding Siberian tigers.
The red-crowned crane was squatting on the cage, watching the fun leisurely.
Dahei bared his teeth and looked back vigilantly. He should be responsible for keeping watch.
Seeing someone coming, Dahei ran wildly, roaring as he ran, as if warning everyone to stay away.
But Dahei's steps were getting slower and slower, and he had already smelled Luo Hao's scent.
When he was sure of this, Dahei stopped and tucked his tail between his buttocks, unable to move it.
Half of his face was originally full of ferocity and cruelty, but at this moment it was full of guilt. His tail gradually stood up from behind, wagging in the cold wind like a stick, as if trying to please or delay time.
"Hei, come here." Luo Hao waved.
Dahei twisted his butt and approached Luo Hao with awkward dance steps as if he was dancing.
Oh, it knows it made a mistake? Luo Hao thought.
"Let's go, lead the way and find bamboo." Luo Hao said after circling the approaching big black.
Dahei whimpered and quickly came to Wang Jiani's side, as if looking for a supporter.
Wang Jiani was dumbfounded and didn't know what was going on.
Luo Hao reached out and grabbed Dahei's ear, "Brother Hei, you are doing well. There will be chicken legs and some wine tonight."
Dahei whimpered with shame and tried to get closer to Wang Jiani, but Luo Hao grabbed his ears and he couldn't move.
"Luo Hao, it knows it's wrong." Wang Jiani pleaded.
Luo Hao let go of his hand and chuckled. Dahei quickly ran to Wang Jiani's legs again, trying to stay away from Luo Hao.
"You bastard, you're the one driving the car. The Siberian tiger is a protected animal. You guys actually came together to bully the Siberian tiger. Don't you regard it as the king of beasts?" Luo Hao scolded.
At this time, his leg was no longer lame, and he strode towards the cage containing the Siberian tiger.
The security captain thought it was haunted, after all, there were only a group of security guards in the place at night, and they usually patrolled in groups of several people, after all, it was too empty.
What is that figure?
As he got closer, the security captain was stunned.
Zhuzi was in the cage of the Siberian tiger, standing up and busy.
The Siberian tiger...
Tied up with green ropes, he kept wailing.
Seeing someone coming, the Siberian tiger roared even more fiercely, and then Bamboo slapped the Siberian tiger in the face with a big slap.
Half of my face swelled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Fuck..."
Luo Hao stopped and frowned as he looked at the green rope on the Siberian tiger.
Weaving with bamboo poles, when did bamboo learn this skill?
It’s going to heaven!
(End of this chapter)
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