White armor

Chapter 480 Northeastern Clamp~~~Tiger

"This……"

The security guards were all stunned.

They stared at the Siberian tiger that had been hit hard by the bamboo. Its huge body was still struggling, but it was pinned to the ground by the bamboo. Every struggle brought it severe pain.

The Siberian tiger bared its teeth and you could tell it was in great pain, but it didn't seem to have any broken bones.

The timing of a fight is the most difficult to grasp, and Zhuzi's talent points in this area are already maxed out, which is quite surprising.

There is a discussion online about giant pandas and why this creature has not yet become extinct.

The scene before me gave the perfect answer.

Zhuzi even had the mood to try to tie up the tiger with a rope he had "secretly" woven while kneeling on its neck.

"Zhuzi, it's okay, that's enough." Luo Hao persuaded from a distance.

The security captain almost cried.

Professor Luo, you are just talking to yourself in a low voice? Are you trying to stop the fight? This is simply passing the buck.

When the Siberian tiger was killed, Professor Luo said: I tried to stop the fight, but it was no use. They are all protected animals, so I didn't dare to do it.

In this way, Professor Luo easily shirked his responsibility.

The security captain wanted to rush forward, but when he saw Zhuzi's sturdy and strong body with fat wrapped around muscles, kneeling on the most vulnerable cervical vertebra of the Siberian tiger, and a big blow almost disfigured the Siberian tiger, he hesitated again and again.

The Siberian tiger has strong physical resistance, so a blow from the bamboo won't hurt it, but it will be enough to hurt itself.

Although the bamboo fighting skills have reached perfection, what if one fails?

No, we must ask Professor Luo, the security captain made up his mind.

If we continue to fight like this, the Siberian tiger will die, and the park will not be able to do anything with the bamboo, so I will be the one to bear the blame in the end!

definitely is!

But before he and Luo Hao could beg for anything, he saw Zhuzi looking up, his little eyes clicking with a look of helplessness, and then he glanced at Dahei, who had half of his face covered, as if he was disgusted with it for not holding Luo Hao back.

After 2 seconds, the bamboo slowly stood up.

As soon as the Siberian tiger raised its head, another big blow hit the other half of its face.

Its face was swollen like a steamed bun, and it cried out in pain from being beaten.

Zhuzi stood up, waved and greeted Luo Hao.

Looking at his casual look, it seemed as if he had been waiting for Luo Hao for a long time and was about to run over to act cute in the next second.

The Siberian tiger raised its head again, and its big hood seemed to have grown on its face.

It was not a "pop" sound, but a "bang" sound, and the muscles on the security captain's face twitched.

This is too cruel.

Luo Hao sighed, "Why are you so slow in doing your work? It's just a broken Siberian tiger. Why are you tying it up? Just beat it up."

Having said that, Luo Hao strode over.

My leg is no longer lame and I can walk much faster.

The security captain grinned, no wonder he sprained his ankle before, it turned out that it was time for Zhuzi to teach the Siberian tiger a lesson.

But Zhuzi wanted to do something fancy and wasted time, and Professor Luo seemed a little dissatisfied.

How does he know that bamboo can definitely defeat the Siberian tiger?
With a flash of thought, the security captain trotted after Luo Hao.

Facing two huge beasts, he knew very well that there were dangers everywhere and the safest place was to follow Professor Luo.

"Professor Luo, Professor Luo, please stop beating the Siberian tiger..."

"Bang~~~"

"The brains are all coming out."

"Bang~~~"

After a few hits, the Siberian tiger finally realized the reality and lay quietly on the ground without moving.

Zhuzi also kicked the Siberian tiger with his foot, and it seemed that he wanted to pee on the tiger's head.

But at this time Luo Hao had already walked over.

Zhuzi immediately lay on the ground, twisting his butt to greet Luo Hao, with a look of peace and prosperity on his face, and a harmless look on his face.

The short, usually hard-to-see tail was shaking like a big black bird.

Luo Hao felt helpless when he saw Zhuzi wagging his tail.

This guy has been with Dahei for a long time, and he has even learned this? !
Even if the bamboo was gone, the Siberian tiger would not move, lying on the ground pretending to be dead, for fear that if it moved it would be greeted by a loud "bang".

Luo Hao walked up to Zhuzi and raised his hand to twist Zhuzi's ear.

"You are so brave that you dare to start a group fight in Haodong?!"

"Zi'ang~~~"

The red-crowned crane let out a clear cry, which echoed in the sky above Hadong in the night.

Zhuzi didn't say anything, but just wagged his tail harder to please Luo Hao.

"I've told you so many times to take a good vacation here. I'll take you back to Qinling after winter. But you learned some crap from Chen Yong."

Luo Hao scolded.

The security captain was startled, something seemed wrong.

"Why are you tying it up? Just beat it." Luo Hao was particularly dissatisfied with the use of bamboo to tie up the Siberian tiger and mentioned the matter again.

Zhuzi's tail also froze in mid-air, with its little ears standing up, as if it also couldn't believe what Luo Hao was saying.

"It's not easy to learn good things, but it's easy to learn bad things."

"You know you don't have much time, why don't you just take advantage of it and beat it up? What's the point of doing all these fancy things?"

“Simple, direct and rough.”

"You are a nationally protected species, what are you afraid of?"

"..."The security captain burst into tears, in the physical sense.

Is this how Professor Luo communicates with giant pandas?

But when he turned around, he saw the "dog-like" Zhuzi wagging his tail even harder. The security captain felt that he must have drunk too much and was hallucinating.

"Be careful next time and forget all those messy things you learned from Chen Yong." Luo Hao rubbed the bamboo.

"Roar~~~" Zhuzi stood up, scaring the security captain.

Luo Hao hugged the bamboo and patted its back.

"Woof~~~" Dahei barked, as if he also wanted to be held.

"You too, you ate a chicken leg and drank two taels of wine in the evening. Did you tell me?" Luo Hao scolded.

"You won't let the other animals out?"

"It's a mess. Who knows what happened?"

"Still think I can't handle it?" Luo Hao looked at Dahei's half face and one eye and asked seriously.

Dahei no longer asked for rubbing and started wagging his tail.

The cat and the dog wagged their tails in front of Luo Hao, being extremely well-behaved.

"Don't mess around next time. This is just the first time. It won't happen again." Luo Hao rubbed Dahei and strode to the side of the Siberian tiger.

"Zi'ang~~~"

The red-crowned crane flew down, but Luo Hao grabbed its long beak and threw it into the air.

There is still a difference. The security captain looked at it in a daze, and a thought flashed through his mind.

He originally wanted to persuade Professor Luo not to enter the Siberian tiger's cage, but when he saw the red-crowned crane begging for love being thrown three meters away, he shut up.

He saw clearly how Zhuzi beat the Siberian tiger.

If something like this really happened to you, wouldn't your head spin 360 degrees?
Luo Hao walked to the side of the Siberian tiger, with Bamboo on the left and Dahei on the right.

Squatting down, Luo Hao patted the Siberian tiger and whispered something.

The security captain didn't dare to follow in. If the Siberian tiger suddenly went berserk, he would be caught in the trap.

From a distance, the Siberian tiger looked like a big cat, rubbing its head against Luo Hao's legs, and had already surrendered.

Are you still a Siberian tiger?
The security captain unknowingly began to complain about the Siberian tiger.

Are you convinced now?

No resistance at all?
What are you doing?

After teaching the Siberian tiger a lesson, Luo Hao gave it a simple physical examination.

It's nothing serious. Zhuzi's blows were not too severe, but did not cause any irreversible damage to the Siberian tiger. They were just minor injuries that would heal in a few days.

Even the Siberian tiger has thick skin and flesh, and you can't tell unless you look closely.

Alas, Zhuzi is too sensible. This dog actually dared to yell at Da Nizi. If he is not beaten, will he be unable to take care of himself?
Luo Hao thought to himself.

But just think about it, being unable to take care of oneself is just an expression, and Luo Hao doesn't really want to beat the Siberian tiger into a paralyzed one.

The Siberian tiger that was being rubbed suddenly shivered, as if it had sensed Luo Hao's thoughts, and quickly rubbed Luo Hao's pants with its head.

"Okay, be well behaved from now on." Luo Hao patted the Siberian tiger, "We're going to Central Street in a few days, don't yell at the tourists. They are all distinguished guests, they want to pet the cats, you have to let them do it."

"Ow~"

"boom."

The Siberian tiger had just roared when it was hit by a punch from Luo Hao.

Luo Hao's strength is not as good as Zhuzi's, but Luo Hao is a doctor. He knows where the Siberian tiger is injured and sprinkles salt on its wound.

"The sound is too loud, please lower it a little." Luo Hao said seriously.

The security captain was stunned. He vaguely saw tears in the corners of the Siberian tiger's eyes.

"roar~"

"Bang~"

After a few rounds, the security captain was petrified.

Professor Luo was not trying to stop a fight; he was simply seeking revenge just because the Siberian tiger roared at his girlfriend.

This is too stingy. I can't afford to provoke Professor Luo.

"Meow~~~"

The Siberian tiger finally meowed at the bottom of its throat, and Luo Hao was satisfied.

"Okay, have a good rest." Luo Hao said while rubbing the Siberian tiger.

"You guys." Luo Hao looked back at the bamboo in his hand holding a bamboo pole, ready to kill the Siberian tiger, and then looked at Dahei.

"Hurry back too."

"Wow~~~"

"嘤嘤嘤~~"

Go out, close the door, as if nothing had happened.

"Captain, I have a favor to ask of you." Luo Hao said.

"Professor Luo, you tell me, you tell me." "I'll ask someone to replace the broken video surveillance overnight. Please help me find an excuse. What do you think of the monkeys in Monkey Mountain?" Luo Hao asked.

"..." The security captain's eyelid was twitching, his right eye.

Professor Luo is too realistic. He usually calls himself "you", but now he knows to call me "you"?

"If it really doesn't work, I can tell the director." Luo Hao said.

"Okay, okay, don't worry. As long as the model matches, there will be no problem." The security captain said quickly, "Professor Luo, don't worry. As long as the Siberian tiger is not seriously injured, this matter will be over and no one will know about it."

As he spoke, his eyelids twitched again and he could hardly open his left eye.

"Professor Luo, could you please tell Zhuzi not to escape from prison again? This is too scary. This is too big a matter. We can't handle it. We really can't handle it." The security captain pleaded repeatedly.

"Thank you. Don't worry, Zhuzi won't escape from prison again. Didn't I just say it won't happen again?" Luo Hao patted the security captain on the shoulder with a smile and took out his cell phone. "Hello, Boss Ma."

There was chaos on the other end of the phone and I didn’t know what Ma Zhuang was doing.

Ma Zhuang heard Luo Hao talking to him like this, and said in a tearful voice, "Professor Luo, you are my brother, what did I do wrong? I have been doing good deeds recently and even stopped going to Shang K."

"No, I just want to ask you something."

When Ma Zhuang heard Luo Hao change "you" to "you", he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Professor Luo, go ahead."

"Zhu Zi and some other kids were playing around and broke more than a dozen of the zoo's surveillance cameras. Please help replace them with new ones of the same brand. Do it overnight and have them fixed before the park opens tomorrow. Don't leave any loose ends behind."

"Oh, it's just a small matter." Ma Zhuang expressed disdain.

"What are you doing?" Luo Hao heard the "wuwuwu" sound coming from the other end of the phone and felt a little strange.

“It’s live streaming to sell goods.”

"Oh? That's amazing." Luo Hao praised, but then he changed his mind and said with a smile, "Don't play any musical instruments, or your shadow will be reflected."

"Oh, let's not do that! My elder brother said that work is work and life is life, they can't be mixed together, it's a mess. There are girls everywhere, let me tell you, Professor Luo, in Bulgaria, you can bring a girl back with a dowry of 1 yuan."

Hearing Ma Zhuang's increasingly outrageous words, Luo Hao simply told him to shut up, asked for the live broadcast room number, and hung up the phone.

Luo Hao opened the short video app, found Ma Zhuang’s live broadcast room, and took a look.

A...savage was jumping around in the live broadcast room.

He is a real savage. His rough skin and wild appearance show it all.

Huh?
Ma Zhuangxing, where did you find it?

Luo Hao smiled. Ma Zhuang was a serious guy. Ye Ren was much better at selling products than the average anchor. He mainly promoted novelty.

"Luo Hao, who is this?" Wang Jiani asked.

"It's Ma Zhuang's live broadcast room, the one with hyaluronic acid."

"It's him!" Little Daimao staggered, "You didn't hurt the Siberian tiger, did you? Tell Zhuzi not to beat it anymore."

"Don't worry, I have the answer." Luo Hao said with a smile, holding Da Nizi's hand and sending Zhuzi back to the panda house, and also sending the red-crowned crane back.

The red-crowned crane seemed to have a deep fear of Luo Hao, and it didn't even think of expressing its dissatisfaction.

"Why do you have a problem with the red-crowned cranes?" Wang Jiani asked.

"You bastard, you only know how to stir up trouble after you replaced its lower beak with a metal one. If it were a human, it would be called bullying men and women and running rampant in the village. It's good enough that we don't cut it into pieces, but you're still giving it a good face?" Luo Hao said, turning back to take a deep look at the red-crowned crane.

The red-crowned crane was afraid and put its head under its wings.

"Ma Zhuang will send someone to fix the surveillance video later. Once it's done, delete that video and no one should tell anyone about what happened today." Luo Hao and Wang Jiani said in a low voice.

The security captain behind him said repeatedly, "Okay, okay, Professor Luo, don't worry, no one will say anything!"

This person is quite tactful, Luo Hao smiled.

Back at the panda house, Luo Hao pulled Zhuzi's ears and gave him a lesson, but he mainly rubbed him.

The main content is that Chen Yong’s fancy moves are not practical at all, and he should pay more attention to them in the future.

Wang Jiani felt that Luo Hao had led the bamboo astray.

But if we go to the Qinling Mountains to hunt in the wild, it would be better to be simple, rough and direct, and it seems that what Luo Hao did was right.

Soon, Ma Zhuang and his men arrived, with Dahei leading the way.

"Professor Luo, is this the police dog you rescued?"

"Meritorious police dog, third class merit." Luo Hao corrected.

Ma Zhuang stood at attention and saluted Dahei.

"Why did you come here in person?" Luo Hao thought Ma Zhuang was quite pleasing to his eye, so he started chatting with him.

"Professor Luo, I will definitely come to your business." Ma Zhuang grinned, "If there is anything, I will solve it directly. Otherwise, I will delay your business by making several phone calls back and forth."

Luo Hao smiled and said, "Is the wild man in your live broadcast room wearing makeup? I didn't see it. The makeup technology is really advanced now."

"No, they are real savages, brought back from Africa."

"Oh?" Luo Hao smiled.

"I met him while doing business in Africa. One of my younger brothers met him. Later, a wild man was injured and looked like he was going to die. I was soft-hearted and brought him and his family back for medical treatment."

Luo Hao glanced at Ma Zhuang. Apart from being a bit lustful, this guy still had some good points.

"Has the disease been cured?"

"It's been treated. It's just a fracture. The surgery has been done." Ma Zhuang chuckled. "It's a minor surgery, so I didn't tell you."

Luo Hao nodded slightly.

Ma Zhuang chatted for a few words, and the engineers he brought had already looked at the damaged camera and contacted the manufacturer's agent. Luo Hao even heard from afar that they wanted to modify the equipment number to ensure that everything was foolproof.

After a while, Luo Hao no longer believed that there would be any technician in Haodong who could find out that the camera number had changed.

But from this perspective, Ma Zhuang has really matured a lot, which is a good thing.

Luo Hao didn't bother to care about it and let them do their own thing.

"Professor Luo, I will be leaving soon."

"Where?"

"Africa and America, Boss Lou said, there is a vast world with a lot to do. Times have changed now, and we can't stick to the old ways."

"Huh? What you said sounds quite learned." Luo Hao sneered.

"The problem is, you just can't hold on to the stick of shit." Ma Zhuang laughed, not caring about Luo Hao's sarcasm, and changed his words.

"how to say?"

"Times have changed. The domestic economy is too competitive. We still have to go global. We have built so many airplanes and cannons, isn't it just to do business well?"

Luo Hao smiled.

This should have been said by Boss Lou.

"I'm going to Africa or America. I haven't decided where to go yet. I'll start with a few countries that we have good relations with."

"Have you laid the groundwork?" Luo Hao asked.

Foreshadowing? Ma Zhuang's mind was confused for a moment, but he understood what Luo Hao meant after a few seconds.

"Boss Lou has already laid the groundwork. Didn't they buy an apartment building in Shanghai last year? It was a plan put together by several big bosses.

Domestically, it is definitely not possible to fulfill the promise, but the people there are very familiar with the leaders in several African countries. When Boss Lou goes to Africa now, he is like a king.”

Luo Hao raised his eyebrows.

"We will take care of it. We are not doing any unethical business. There are so many industrial products in the country. We buy them and add some retail items to sell directly. The supply is in short supply."

"What's the problem?"

"It's very difficult to get the currency back. We have to buy ore and ship it back. It's a hassle. I can't even exchange the money there for RMB at 70% off. There are too few RMB in circulation overseas."

Although Ma Zhuang was complaining, his eyes were full of hope.

"Be careful when you go out. The AIDS virus created by the Americans in Africa has been rampant there for many years." Luo Hao warned.

"Don't worry, I'll bring my family with me. In our country, you're not allowed to marry a second wife, but I'll marry a wife over there in a formal ceremony, eighteen. There are so many, I can't handle it, absolutely."

Tsk tsk, Luo Hao chatted with Ma Zhuang in a soft voice, he didn't care about things like eighteen concubines.

They are all floating clouds. As long as it is not illegal, Ma Zhuang can do whatever he wants. It is not good for him to care about so many things and act like a father.

Ma Zhuang was outspoken and full of awe for Luo Hao. He answered whatever Luo Hao asked without hiding anything.

As he was speaking, Ma Zhuang's cell phone rang.

"Boss..." There was an urgent voice coming from the phone.

Ma Zhuang frowned and cursed a lot.

"What's wrong? Food poisoning?" Luo Hao roughly understood what happened.

"Those savages acted like they hadn't eaten in their lives since they returned home. We have to monitor them every day. If I wasn't afraid they would die of overeating, I would have started a food show." Ma Zhuang complained, "Let someone send them to the hospital."

"What did you eat?"

"I have a family doctor who said there were too many sesame seeds on the grilled chicken wings."

Chicken wings? Sesame?
Luo Hao laughed.

"Professor Luo, I heard that chicken contains an amino acid called cysteine, and sesame contains a substance called sesamin. The two react chemically in the human body to produce a toxic substance that causes symptoms such as nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea. In severe cases, people may also experience dangerous conditions such as coma, convulsions, and respiratory failure.

Therefore, never eat chicken and sesame seeds together, or eat sesame seeds right after eating chicken.”

"What about the spicy sesame chicken strips?" Luo Hao asked.

“Uh…” Ma Zhuang was stunned.

"It's nonsense to talk about toxicity without considering the dosage. For example, sea salt and lemon can produce arsenic, but if you want it to be fatal, you have to eat tons of it. Before the arsenic becomes fatal, you'd have already been poisoned to death."

"Hahaha, I said he was unreliable."

"But you just recited it very skillfully."

"I'm worried that these savages will be stuffed to death. I'm going to Africa to do business, and they are my guides." Ma Zhuang was a little worried. "If they really are stuffed to death, it will be troublesome for me to find someone else."

Luo Hao smiled and said, "Intestinal obstruction? I heard that the symptoms sound like intestinal obstruction. What did you eat today?"

"There are so many things, boiled fish, Northeastern iron pot stew and so on. Just three of them, but they eat more than the ten of us." Ma Zhuang grumbled.

"Is there anything else?"

"I can't remember clearly." Ma Zhuang said helplessly, "Professor Luo, I... really don't know... Please don't be angry."

"Oh, why are you so angry?" Luo Hao saw that the camera had already been installed, and said hello to Zhuzi Dahei, "Manager Ma, go and take a look."

"See? What? The hospital?"

"I'll go to your live broadcast base and see what you ate." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Overeating can easily damage the spleen and stomach. If it really is pancreatitis, it will be troublesome."

Ma Zhuang was a little confused, but he subconsciously did not reject anything Luo Hao said. No matter what Luo Hao said, he nodded.

He made good use of the time to make arrangements, stuffed the security guard with a few soft drinks of Zhonghua and Maotai, and arranged a table of dishes from Deshenglou before leaving.

Seeing that Ma Zhuang subconsciously sat in the middle seat without any leaks, Luo Hao smiled. How much money one can earn depends on fate and one's own cognition.

Ma Zhuang looks rough and lustful, but he is very good at interacting with people in daily life.

The security guards, who were originally in a difficult situation, had already been succumbed to Soft Zhonghua and Maozi, and in the end, a few red envelopes were stuffed in, which made their defenses collapse.

It wasn't a matter of money, and Ma Zhuang had arranged everything clearly.

Ma Zhuang could do this kind of thing, but Luo Hao knew he couldn't do it. Luo Hao was very relieved that someone was helping him do it.

(End of this chapter)