White armor

Chapter 481: Can’t I eat pomegranates?

"Professor Luo, thank you for your help." Ma Zhuang felt a little uneasy.

He didn't want to ask a great god like Luo Hao, especially for such a small matter as "Wild Man".

Everything has a price. If he could help Luo Hao once, it would be a great honor for his ancestors, so Ma Zhuang came over without saying a word.

But Professor Luo Haoluo was interested in the "wild men" and wanted to go and see them.

Ma Zhuang was very worried that this favor would be used like this.

"It's okay. I'm just looking around. I'm not treating a patient. I'm just curious about live streaming and want to see how your family does it." Luo Hao said with a smile, "Live streaming? Maybe I'll need it during the Ice and Snow Festival. This is like learning from you in advance."

Oh, so that's how it is, Ma Zhuang breathed a sigh of relief.

"Tell me more about your overseas experiences." Luo Hao was interested in this.

Ma Zhuang became excited and talked with spit flying everywhere.

"Professor Luo, let me tell you, marrying eight or ten wives is nothing. Don't think I'm lascivious. Hasn't the birth rate been declining in recent years? A survey in a southern province found that there are 30 bachelors!"

"..."

Luo Hao was startled.

Luo Hao would never come across such a thing. Doctors in the hospital were in great demand, and there was no such thing as being single.

Lao Meng is an exception. He is determined to remain single, but even so, the head nurse introduces him to potential partners every now and then.

Luo Hao didn't expect that after completing the investigation in a province, he would find 30 single men.

"Old bachelor, you know, there have been several murders by bachelors in their 50s recently. They are really awesome and have no weaknesses."

Even Ma Zhuang felt a little emotional.

Luo Hao held Wang Jiani's hand. He couldn't empathize with her, but he knew the general idea.

"There's a joke, I don't know if you've heard it. It's about a 10-year-old child who saw an old man fall down and went to help him up. The old man grabbed the child's hand and said - you knocked me down, pay me."

"The child grabbed the old man's neck - Lao Deng, I'm 10 years old. If I strangle you to death now, how many years do you think I can be sentenced to?"

"..."

Luo Hao was speechless.

"Hahaha." Ma Zhuang laughed heartily.

"Why are you so happy?" Luo Hao wondered.

"Oh, I saw an old lady fall down while riding an electric bike a few days ago. I helped her up and was blackmailed for 10,000 yuan."

Luo Hao was surprised and looked Ma Zhuang up and down with astonished eyes.

"Boss Lou said that this is called the happy ones giving way. I have a good life now, so I should know how to cherish it and not let those bad guys ruin it. In this situation, I can't just grab her by the neck and say to her - Lao Deng, guess how many years I'll strangle you to death."

"Life imprisonment, or suspended death sentence." Luo Hao said.

"Yes, that's why I'm particularly interested in this kind of jokes now." Ma Zhuang seemed to be still brooding over what happened at that time.

"You did the right thing. I didn't expect that." Luo Hao gave an affirmation.

Ma Zhuang's face flushed with pride.

"In the past, I would have been slapped in the face." Ma Zhuang said, "Yesterday morning, a car parked in front of mine and blocked me. I called and the person on the other end was cursing."

"and after?"

"She moved the car away and still accused me of being unkind for not letting her sleep well all morning. If it were ten years ago, I would have taught her a lesson."

"What about now?" Luo Hao asked with a smile.

"I didn't dare to say a word. I almost gave her a cigarette." Ma Zhuang said with a smile.

He had no intention of being competitive at all. He was very happy with the way he handled the matter, and even gave people an "illusion" of pride.

"Not bad, not bad." Luo Hao praised with a smile.

"I am going to go abroad to conquer the world, don't you think so, Professor Luo?" Ma Zhuang said, "My future is the stars and the sea, why bother with her?"

"Yes, go ahead."

"Where did you just say that?"

"Three hundred thousand old bachelors."

"Yes, yes, yes. Boss Lou said that these are all destabilizing factors. The country must definitely solve this problem. How to solve it? There are plenty of young ladies abroad!"

"..." Luo Hao was silent.

"The bride price is high in China, but low abroad. One of my friends went to Syria, and a girl chased him and asked for..."

"How much?" Luo Hao was curious.

"It's about 900 RMB. I don't know what the money on her side is."

"900? Dowry?" Wang Jiani stuck out her tongue.

"Well, her looks are above 8 points. That's it. I have to choose her when I go abroad." Ma Zhuang said, "The mountains are high and the roads are long..."

"That's called the vast sea and sky."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes." Ma Zhuang nodded repeatedly. "After going abroad, the world is vast and the world is vast. I can marry a wife and bring her back, and the aging population problem will be solved in one go. Boss Lou said that this is the national policy, but they are still observing the situation. We are one step ahead."

"Besides, according to the law, if it is not illegal in the local area, it will be fine when you return to China, as long as you have the necessary procedures. I consulted a lawyer about this matter, but they didn't know either. They studied the book for several days before giving me an answer."

Luo Hao listened quietly.

Talk less about things you don't understand and listen more with your ears pricked up. This is Luo Hao's code of conduct.

"Manager Ma, how many wives do you plan to marry?" Wang Jiani asked curiously.

"I won't say more, at least ten or eight. I can raise dozens of children by then. It's not like I can't afford to raise them." Ma Zhuang said, "It's hard to tell now, but I think what Boss Lou said is right. In another ten or eight years, more and more people will do this, and the overseas market will also rise. There won't be so many good things now."

Ma Zhuang's words were disorganized and his logic was poor, but Luo Hao could understand what he meant.

One person, dozens of children...

Luo Hao was born in the era of family planning, so what Ma Zhuang said was a bit beyond the scope for him, but he could understand it.

"Professor Luo, do you think I did the right thing?"

"Yes." Luo Hao said firmly.

"Ha, that's what I said!" Ma Zhuang was proud. He still cared about Luo Hao's opinion.

"Look, I don't know about the future, but history is a mirror." Luo Hao held Wang Jiani's hand and said softly, "During the Taiping Rebellion, tens of millions of people died. After that, there was the war era, followed by the Anti-Japanese War and the Liberation War. Tell me, how many people died in our Anti-Japanese War."

"Uh..." Ma Zhuang didn't know what Luo Hao meant, why he brought it up with the anti-Japanese war.

Is it a pun?

It’s just that this pun is a bit far-fetched.

"After World War II, many countries lost a generation of their people. The former Soviet Union also lost a generation of its people, leaving them with few talents. That led to its disintegration. Look at us? We have passed on the torch and continue to thrive."

Ma Zhuang was surprised.

"It is indeed a bit difficult now, but there is a vast blue ocean out there. Those little theories of the West cannot be applied to us." Luo Hao said, "So, thank you for your hard work."

I am!

Ma Zhuang didn't expect that Professor Luo didn't say that he was lustful, but instead raised the topic to a certain level. It seemed that he was telling the truth and praised him highly.

He was a little excited and prepared to have a dozen or twenty children immediately.

Luo Hao felt the little hand in his palm was a little wet. He smiled and whispered in Wang Jiani's ear, "I'm just kidding. I'm not going abroad. Don't worry."

"Professor Luo, do you think my idea of ​​being abroad is okay?"

"No problem, just don't be arrogant and make a fortune quietly." Luo Hao said with a smile.

"Oh, if you are not arrogant when you are abroad, others will think you are easy to bully. Their thinking process is different from ours. What we are talking about is...what's it called?" Ma Zhuang said.

"A modest gentleman, gentle as jade?"

"Yes! We call them gentlemen. They are not good enough. If we spank them, they will learn to talk properly."

Luo Hao shrugged. He really had no research on this aspect.

There is also a live broadcast base in the provincial capital, but it can’t be compared with Lin’an.

If you miss the current year, you will miss the bonus.

But something had to be done, so I found an unsold, half-unfinished building, did some simple renovations, and turned it into a live broadcast base.

Luo Hao walked in the live broadcast base and felt...

Hundred Ghosts at Night.

Today's face-changing technology is so advanced, and anything that appears in large quantities will be shocking.

Luo Hao looked at it with great interest at first.

But every time Luo Hao saw middle-aged women and men in their thirties and forties dancing wildly in front of the camera, he felt a palpitation in his heart.

From this perspective, the special effects of short videos are really witchcraft.

No wonder there are so many beauties on the short video platform... Luo Hao simply stopped watching, concentrating and not looking away, like a gentleman.

It's hard not to be a gentleman. Luo Hao feels that if he sees it too much, he may even suffer psychological trauma.

But Ma Zhuang was used to it and kept talking about his "grand plans". Luo Hao followed Ma Zhuang holding Wang Jiani's hand and did not interrupt him, but just listened quietly.

When he came to the live broadcast room of Ma Zhuang's company, Luo Hao saw two savages jumping around and making sounds that he could not understand.

There were clothes, food, and wine nearby, so dazzling that Luo Hao mistakenly thought he had entered a small supermarket.

"Are these all the goods sold through live streaming?" Luo Hao asked.

"Yes."

"Oh, I thought live streaming sales were all about selling cloth scraps." Luo Hao pulled Wang Jiani into a corner as if he had entered an operating room, fearing that anything would happen or be photographed.

"Professor Luo, don't be restrained. Walk around and look around." Ma Zhuang advised.

"It's okay, I'll just take a look here." Luo Hao looked around, seemingly nonchalant, but soon frowned.

"Manager Ma." Luo Hao said in a deep voice.

Ma Zhuang's heart suddenly tightened, he realized that Luo Hao's tone was a little strange. There was no more joking and relaxed tone, as if he had seen something and wanted to take him to task.

"Professor Luo..." Ma Zhuang said, but instead of approaching Luo Hao, his feet involuntarily moved a few steps towards the door.

"Come closer, it's broadcasting live, I can't shout at the top of my lungs." Luo Hao felt helpless.

Ma Zhuang realized that he wanted to escape, so he approached with his head lowered awkwardly.

"Is that pomegranate sold through live broadcast?" Luo Hao looked at the seedless pomegranate placed in the corner.

"Ah? Ah!"

Ma Zhuang made meaningless sounds, his vision was a little scattered, and he couldn't find the seedless pomegranate after searching for a long time.

Luo Hao grabbed Ma Zhuang's head, twisted it to a certain angle, and adjusted the focus for Ma Zhuang, "Here, that's it."

"Oh, that's a seedless pomegranate." Ma Zhuang saw it and said in sudden realization.

It turns out that this guy didn't even know what seedless pomegranates were before this.

"You don't know?" "Professor Luo, I'm not a doctor, I'm the boss. How can I know every detail?" Ma Zhuang explained helplessly.

After hearing these words, Luo Hao felt that he was being ambiguous with himself, but he changed his mind and sighed.

"That's a seedless pomegranate. How much did the savage with intestinal obstruction you mentioned eat?"

"I don't know. Let me ask."

Ma Zhuang called someone over, a girl, less than 30 years old. She was not as smart and capable as Gao Lu, the CEO of Tencent, and looked a little confused.

But it is understandable that Ma Zhuang's makeshift team cannot compare with Tencent.

Although Tencent's reputation is just so-so, it is still stronger, smarter and more capable.

Seeing that the female supervisor didn't know either, Luo Hao was helpless and asked, "Is there a video of the live broadcast just now?"

"Yes, yes, I'll find it right away." The female supervisor said repeatedly.

She didn't have much talent, but she knew what was good for her and could see that Manager Ma was afraid of this young man.

It doesn't matter if you can't do the job, as long as you can see the difference in your appearance.

The female supervisor immediately went to look for the content of the live broadcast and showed it to Luo Hao on her mobile phone.

Luo Hao began searching and soon saw the scene he wanted to see.

"Ma Zhuang, you are so brave."

Ma Zhuang shuddered and subconsciously turned around to run.

"Look, how many seedless pomegranates have you eaten!" Luo Hao said in a somewhat unfriendly tone.

Ma Zhuang forced himself to look at the phone in Luo Hao's hand.

The female "savage" happily ate the seedless pomegranate. She was very happy with the sour and sweet taste, which was especially to her liking.

There was someone introducing the food, probably about its origin and taste, etc. Coupled with the gluttonous look of the female "savage", it whetted people's appetite.

"Professor Luo, these pomegranates are produced in Northeast China. We are also supporting the agricultural development of our hometown." The female supervisor helped Ma Zhuang explain.

"She eats too much." Luo Hao sighed and patted Ma Zhuang on the shoulder. "Besides, you asked her to do the live broadcast, why did she eat such a mess of food?"

"Professor Luo, she wants to eat. She really wants to eat. I can't stop her." Seeing that the usually domineering Ma Zhuang was afraid of this young professor, the female supervisor spoke with a bit of respect, "In Africa, they didn't eat any good food."

"..." Luo Hao was speechless.

"It's true. When they came and ate meat for the first time, they bit their tongues. Their mouths were full of blood. I was scared. I thought they were cannibals. What kind of weird ritual was this?" explained the female supervisor.

Luo Hao sighed.

Ma Zhuang should not be blamed, the female savage is like Granny Liu entering the Grand View Garden. I heard that Musk's Starlink connected a tribe, and the young people in the tribe stopped hunting and went to tt to look at pornographic pictures every day.

"Manager Ma, this is not your fault, but there are some things you still need to know." Luo Hao sighed and his tone softened a little.

"Yes, yes, yes." Ma Zhuang wiped the sweat from his forehead. He had no idea what Luo Hao meant.

"Eating too much pomegranate can cause intestinal obstruction, don't you know?"

"Professor Luo, it's a seedless pomegranate..." Ma Zhuang tried to explain.

"It has nothing to do with the seeds. Pomegranates contain tannic acid, which can quickly form stones in the gastrointestinal tract, especially when eaten on an empty stomach. A small amount is fine and will be excreted directly, but a large amount of pomegranates can cause intestinal obstruction."

"???"

"???"

"Especially after eating a lot..." Luo Hao repeated it again, somewhat speechless.

The female savage in the video looks like a starving ghost, eating seedless pomegranates continuously, with juice splashing everywhere. It's better than the best food show.

She has a simple and honest spirit. There is no communication, only body language and full sincerity.

Just watching her eat, Luo Hao's mouth began to secrete saliva.

A ghost called "greed" was flying above Luo Hao's head.

"Slurp~~~" Wang Jiani has started swallowing her saliva.

"If you eat pomegranates alone, it is not easy to cause intestinal obstruction. See what happens next." Luo Hao pulled the progress bar, and the female savage then tried on several pieces of clothing.

She jumped up and down just like the real wild people in the movies.

It is indeed eye-catching. Luo Hao feels that although Ma Zhuang is a little frivolous, he still has a business sense.

Or maybe this guy is simply lucky.

I was kind-hearted in Africa and brought the savage family back to China for medical treatment, but I ended up finding this kind of anchor.

This female "savage" will at least be famous for a while. Even if it doesn't get much more, the money for medical treatment can be raised.

"Here." Luo Hao had a thought in his mind, and without stopping at the clothes, he pulled the female savage behind him and started drinking milk.

"This is a legitimate brand, produced here, not some unknown brand," explained the female supervisor.

"The combination of tannic acid and dairy products can easily cause accidents. I guess that's how she got into trouble. This can be considered a live broadcast accident." Luo Hao said seriously.

"!!!"

"!!!"

"If we change to someone in China who knows the business, he will sue everyone." Luo Hao threatened.

"Uh...we just want to bring her husband back for surgery. Their whole family will be dead in Africa." Ma Zhuang explained stutteringly.

"That's what you said, but you still need to go to the hospital and tell them about your condition. If you are sick, you need proper treatment." Luo Hao reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes." Ma Zhuang knew which side Luo Hao always sat on.

But it was strange, when I was a patient, Professor Luo was not very nice to me, he didn't like me and would say whatever he wanted to say. To other patients, Professor Luo was really nice.

"Okay, let's do this for now." Luo Hao returned the phone to the female supervisor, "Live broadcast... Live broadcast..."

Hearing Luo Hao's hesitation, Wang Jiani smiled, "Luo Hao, do you want to broadcast live?"

"Bamboo Live, I don't have time."

"Oh, the bamboo just needs to lie there, it doesn't have to do anything at all."

"???" Luo Hao was startled.

So simple?
"Really, bamboo can be used for anything, and it will definitely be very popular." Wang Jiani said confidently.

"Then I'll talk to Brother Qiang and see if we can start a live broadcast to build momentum."

"It's really that simple, don't we bring the goods?"

"No, Zhuzi doesn't need this little money. If she needs money, she'll ask Tencent for it. If she becomes really popular, the next endorsement will be more expensive."

"Leave it to me." Wang Jiani said confidently.

Luo Hao was a little confused. Where did the girl's confidence come from?

It’s not like there haven’t been live broadcasts of giant pandas before, but not many of them were very popular. Some of them were even blocked for some sensitive reasons.

bamboo?

Although he is now the top of the top, with one endorsement earning 3 million yuan, far exceeding other celebrities, it is difficult to go further.

However, Luo Hao did not dampen Da Nizi's interest. He took her hand and said to Ma Zhuang, "Manager Ma, go and deal with the problem. They came from far away, don't let them get into trouble."

"Yeah, yeah." Ma Zhuang nodded repeatedly.

"In which hospital?"

"It seems to be a lower-level hospital." Ma Zhuang said.

"Send him to the First Medical University. I'll tell the chief resident of the gastrointestinal surgery department and hope he can open it up with an enema. It would be best if he can avoid surgery."

"Professor Luo, if I really turn into stone... I will have to have my intestines removed." Ma Zhuang began to feel a little nervous.

"That's not necessarily true. You can use Coke enema."

"Cola?!"

"Pomegranates contain tannic acid, but clinically there are not many cases of intestinal obstruction caused by pomegranates. Another more common situation is another one. Let me put it this way, persimmons also contain tannic acid, which can easily lead to gastric stones, also called persimmon stones." Luo Hao explained as he walked.

He didn't think about it. Some things were in his heart, so he just said them out loud.

All Luo Hao was thinking about was whether the catfish stewed with eggplant at home had gotten cold.

"To treat persimmon stones, you can pour cola into the kidneys, and some patients will be cured. After all, cola is acidic."

As he spoke, Luo Hao took out his cell phone, spoke to the resident manager of the gastrointestinal surgery department, and then passed the resident manager's phone number to Ma Zhuang.

Although Ma Zhuang felt it was troublesome, he still listened to Luo Hao.

Ma Zhuang will never forget the scene of riding a great white shark through the waves.

When I got home, the catfish stewed with eggplant was still warm, and the rice was also warm and a little hard.

Rice in soup, just right.

Luo Hao ate it with relish.

……

……

First Hospital of Medical University, Gastrointestinal Surgery.

After much hesitation, the resident manager finally made a phone call to the second-line professor.

Professor Lei was on duty. When he heard that it was the patient that Luo Hao had asked about, he asked Ma Zhuang to buy a Coke without saying a word.

"Professor Lei, is he reliable?" asked the resident manager.

"It is written in the literature that cola enema can dissolve stones formed by tannic acid, but I have never seen it." Professor Lei was also a little vague.

But the other party was Luo Hao, and he had no intention of stirring up trouble. Professor Luo had said that, no matter whether he was right or not, he could not lose face in front of him.

Being able to gain a foothold in the First Hospital of Medical University is not just about having a good background. It is also very important not to provoke people you cannot afford to offend.

Besides, judging from his background alone, Professor Luo is several levels stronger and more powerful than me.

"Give it a try and observe for three hours. If it doesn't work, go to the emergency room," said Professor Lei.

The hospital manager was a little surprised. Professor Lei was usually very lazy and usually didn't go to the emergency room at night.

From what he said, it seems like we need to perform an emergency surgery today.

On second thought, it was normal, after all, it was the patient that Professor Luo had instructed. At that time, Professor Luo had just arrived and was unfamiliar with the place. He was not the leading professor who could knock Professor Lei to the ground with one stick.

Now?

Professor Lei, the important thing is to perform the surgery properly and not embarrass yourself.

Soon, Ma Zhuang came back with some Coke.

Professor Lei watched the enema in the treatment room. Three hours later, the patient passed a lot of stuff, like relics.

Hu~~
This method is indeed useful, Professor Lei thought to himself.

"My last name is Lei. You tell Xiao Luo that I watched the patient have an enema and everything came out. There is no need for surgery." Professor Lei and Ma Zhuang explained.

(End of this chapter)