After the divorce, I became a mountain god

In the bonsai world, people's understanding of clouds is not simply water vapor condensation.

In their eyes, clouds are regarded as "the spirit of the sky" and a sign of weather changes.

Some people who are proficient in astronomy can judge weather changes by observing the shape, color, thickness, etc. of clouds, and can "look at the clouds to know the weather" and "look at the sky to know the future."

In addition, clouds are also endowed with auspicious and sacred meanings. In the myths and legends of the bonsai world, there are also gods who often come on clouds, so clouds also represent the residence of gods and mysterious power.

Therefore, clouds are very mysterious and sacred existences in the eyes of mortals. No one believes that clouds are actually something like water mist!

Even if he is as powerful as the madman in white, he has used his own giant eagle to walk through the air in the past, but he has never risen to such a high altitude, so he does not know that the mysterious clouds are actually made of water mist.

As for this unexpected realization, it was actually because Xu Boan was having fun.

Originally, he had no intention of bringing the man in white to such a height.

According to the proportion between his height and the little people in this world, Xu Boan can reach a height of more than 500 meters if he raises his arms to the highest point.

Shanyang City was built in the Wushan Mountains. The altitude itself is very high, and the air is much more humid than in the plains.

In such conditions, clouds can easily accumulate at lower altitudes.

Seeing that the clouds were very close to him, Xu Boan subconsciously wanted to challenge the fun of "bounce and touch the clouds".

This is just like every boy wanting to jump when he sees the basket or the branches within reach.

So Ping, Xu Bo'an only slightly used his jumping ability. Before he could use his Qinggong skills, his palms easily broke through the clouds. The man in white held on his fingers was naturally in the best position, allowing the man in white to enjoy a cloud ride. of baptism.

Xu Bo'an just had a pure play mentality, but as the one being played, the man in white was so frightened that he really suffered.

Just as he rushed out of the sky and seemed to be in a dream, suddenly, the man in white felt that the pressure on his left and right sides suddenly disappeared.

Then, his body began to fall downwards involuntarily.

"Lord City God, Lord City God, please spare my life." The man in white couldn't help shouting.

In this moment, he had already broken through the clouds.

Before the water vapor on his body had dissipated, he was turned into a drowned rat for the second time.

What's even more terrifying is that he is falling so fast that even if his own giant eagle wants to rescue him, it seems to be too late.

This is going to fall. It must not be made into meatloaf!
Fortunately, the worry of the man in white did not come to pass. Just as he widened his eyes in horror and watched the things on the ground getting bigger and bigger under the dim light of the moon, he suddenly felt that he was falling on a tight On the mat, he even bounced on it a few times before stopping.

The panicked man in white was naturally very frightened. It wasn't until he saw himself slowly landing again, and then felt down to earth when he stepped on the ground, that he let out a breath of turbid air that he had been holding in for a long time.

The one who caught him was naturally Xu Bo'an. Xu Bo'an's hand suddenly caught the man in white from below, and then slowly fell to the ground, slipping him through his fingers.

Xu Bo'an, who is in the form of nothingness, can control the hardness and softness of his body at will, so he can have so much fun. It is also thanks to the fact that Xu Bo'an has no body now, otherwise his newly bought clothes will burst.

……

Seeing the man in white huddled on the ground panting heavily, Xu Bo'an shrunk a bit and said condescendingly to the man in white: "This will punish you a little, you may be convinced."

The man in white nodded hurriedly and fearfully, and said very quickly: "I am convinced, convinced, I am convinced.

Sure enough, beating a stick and giving a sweet date, giving both kindness and power, is the way to govern people.

Xu Bo'an smiled and looked at the many people in white who were obedient, and felt very satisfied.

……

While Xu Boan was busy cleaning up the man in white here. In the mountain temple on the other side of Kaoshan Village, Chen Shishi was playing with the mobile phone left by Xu Boan with a puzzled look on her face.

When Xu Bo'an got the incense ash Gaokaishan Temple just now, in order not to miss out and continue to enjoy the pleasing and graceful dance of the oiran Chen Shishi, Xu Bo'an put his mobile phone on the edge of the door, turned on the camera mode, and prepared to capture Chen Shishi's graceful dance. Photograph the dance to cultivate your mood.

Xu Bo'an's idea was very simple. The phone was placed at the threshold. It was low and covered most of it by the threshold. It was inconspicuous at all. It was also at night, and there was no one except Chen Shishi. It would definitely not be discovered.

What Xu Bo'an didn't expect was that he was in a hurry to return to Shanyang City and left immediately, but he forgot the timer reminder set on his mobile phone.

In order to make work and life more convenient, Xu Boan downloaded a mobile software called "Lemon Diandian" on his mobile phone. In daily life, whether it was daily consumption, accounting, physical exercise, medication time, or reminder settings for business and private matters such as travel, dinner, meeting time, etc., all were recorded on his mobile phone. on this software.

The biggest advantage of this software is that it can record everything, and it is easy to find historical records for traceability. Monthly summaries and annual summaries can also be automatically generated before the end of the month and year, and the functions are comprehensive enough.

The alarm that Xu Bo'an sounded now was the reminder for one of the things recorded in the software.

This is a reminder of the love (blind date) anniversary of Xu Boan and his ex-wife Qi Xiaoxue!
Xu Bo'an remembered that one year before, he had forgotten this so-called very important holiday that his ex-wife Qi Xiaoxue said. Unexpectedly, he angered his ex-wife Qi Xiaoxue. She and Xu Bo'an had a cold war for several days and ran back to her parents' home.

It wasn't until Xu Bo'an paid the price of two bags, three pairs of shoes, and five sets of clothes, and bought a gold bracelet for his former mother-in-law, Zhao Hongxia, and asked her to help mediate peace, that the story turned around.

But even so, Qi Xiaoxue and former mother-in-law Zhao Hongxia used this matter as evidence from time to time to accuse Xu Boan.

Zhao Hongxia even PUA Qi Xiaoxue from time to time, saying, "People who intend to spend money on you and your family may not necessarily care about you, but people who are unwilling to spend money on you and your family must not care about you. If you love you, you must love you." Everybody, including your family.” Encourage Qi Xiaoxue and Xu Bo'an to become monsters, so that Qi Xiaoxue can be unscrupulous and even take money as a matter of course to help the younger brother and the poor girl.

Xu Boan didn't know this at that time. He simply found many reasons in himself and worked harder to improve the areas where he could improve.

After that incident, in order to avoid similar things from happening, Xu Bo'an carefully set countless similar anniversaries in advance on the software's automatic reminders for expiration.

Whenever the night before various anniversaries approaches, this set software reminder will automatically sound, reminding Xu Boan to prepare in advance to avoid unnecessary family conflicts.

It was only later that he and Qi Xiaoxue had divorced, and these record reminders had not yet been deleted, so when the time came, the software reminder rang again, and this attracted Chen Shishi's attention.

Then, Chen Shishi followed the sound and discovered the mobile phone. Chen Shishi squatted down curiously and stared at the mobile phone placed on the threshold carefully for a long time before confirming that the sound was coming from this strange little thing underground.

Chen Shishi carefully picked up the mobile phone from the ground and looked around. No one was there, and then she began to study the strange thing called mobile phone with a puzzled look on her face.

Chen Shishi played with Xu Boan's cell phone curiously.

The shiny shell and shiny screen amazed her.

At this time, on the smooth screen made of unknown material, a pattern similar to a big bell in a temple was flashing in the middle and shaking left and right, seeming to summon people to click on it.

Chen Shishi subconsciously pointed her slender finger up, and the next moment, the sweet and sweet voice stopped abruptly.

Because the touch turned off the software alarm reminder, the display of the phone returned to the shooting interface previously set by Xu Boan.

What is displayed on the screen is naturally the place where the camera of the mobile phone is currently facing.

Because Chen Shishi was holding the phone flat in her hand, the camera of the phone was facing the ground.

So Chen Shishi saw the scene on the ground on the screen of her mobile phone.

Thresholds, stone slabs, and a pair of slender little feet!
Huh? What are those? They look so familiar. Aren’t those my shoes?
Chen Shishi moved her feet subconsciously, and saw that the foot on the strange thing she was holding also moved a few times, exactly the same as her own movements. How could this happen? In this mirror-like thing, it was actually the scene that I could see.

But... what is this?
Could it be the Thousand-mile Telecommunication Mirror used by the legendary gods? Or is it a mythical treasure that can shadow reality.

Chen Shishi carefully observed the screen in her hand and suddenly discovered that there seemed to be a small circle displaying a colorful pattern in the lower left corner of the screen.

Chen Shishi raised her finger curiously and clicked on it. The next moment, she saw that the real scene above had disappeared, and was replaced by an exquisite pattern on the unknown thing in front of her.

Wow, what a beautiful landscape painting.

In the landscape painting in front of her, Chen Shishi seemed to hear the gurgling stream and see the real mountains.

In the center of the picture, a majestic mountain peak rises from the ground and reaches into the sky, as if it is the backbone of the earth, supporting this magnificent world.

Above the mountain peaks, clouds and mist linger on the mountainside like a veil, looming. The sun penetrates the clouds and shines on the top of the mountain. The golden light complements the green mountain color, forming a beautiful picture.

At the foot of the mountain, a clear stream flows quietly, with sparkling waves on the water, like a pearl embedded in the mountain. Beside the stream, several green pines stand tall and straight, their branches and leaves swaying in the wind, making a rustling sound, as if they are the music of nature.

On both sides of the picture are rolling mountains, high or low, far or near, arranged in an orderly manner, forming a grand landscape painting. Between the mountains, there are occasionally a few thatched huts exposed, with smoke curling up from the roofs, adding a touch of human smoke.

The whole picture has harmonious colors and delicate brushstrokes, showing both the majestic momentum of nature and delicate emotional expression.

For a moment, Chen Shishi seemed to feel that she was already in this landscape, feeling the magnificence and tranquility of nature.

The exquisite picture quality and lifelike details immediately enchanted Chen Shishi.

Chen Shishi firmly believed that the painter who painted this painting was definitely much better than the most powerful painter in the Da Jing Dynasty.

As a talented woman who is proficient in all kinds of music, chess, calligraphy and painting, Chen Shishi couldn't help but admired softly to herself: "This painting is so real! The mountains, rivers, vegetation, people, birds and beasts are all lifelike, as if you are in it. It can't be done without the power of magic and ghosts. Can this be achieved?”

"This painter has extraordinary skills. He can capture the aura of heaven and earth and the beauty of all things. The depth of his brushstrokes is rare in ancient and modern times! My painting skills are not as good as those of others!"

Chen Shishi was fascinated by it, and subconsciously reached up to touch the picture on the screen. Unexpectedly, the moment my finger touched the screen of the phone, the screen changed and the next new picture was drawn out.

This is a picture of tall buildings on a city street.

The previous picture is a picture of the surrounding environment of the project department that Xu Boan took casually during the inspection of the following projects. After all, many projects are located deep in the mountains.

This photo was taken casually by Xu Boan outside the window of his office building.

In the pictures, there are dozens of high-rise buildings, busy street scenes, and various urban white-collar attires. Chen Shishi was deeply shocked.

Why do these small things look like magic cars given to everyone by the mountain god? There are so many.

What are these tall boxes? There seem to be human figures inside. Is this the fairy gate where the gods from the fairy world live?

What are those little people wearing strange clothes? Is he also a god?
And in the blue sky, what is that big bird-shaped thing next to the white clouds? Can you fly without moving your wings? Is this...an immortal weapon? It must be, there is a long white cloud behind it, this must be the trace of the fairy weapon flying by.

Oh my god. The fairy world is really different from what I thought.

Chen Shishi reached out to touch it again, and the picture on the phone screen changed again.

The building looks so familiar. Isn’t this the big house that Grandpa Mountain God gave us? This is a picture of a big house.

Another picture passed by.

Oh my god, this is more familiar. Isn’t this the scene of me playing the piano that night? Grandpa Mountain God actually drew a picture for me and recorded it.

At this moment, Chen Shishi had firmly believed that this must be the magic weapon of Grandpa Mountain God, because when he was playing the piano that night, only Grandpa Mountain God saw him playing the piano, and he also gave himself a song of House of Flying Daggers.

It's amazing how many paintings can fit in this little treasure.

Chen Shishi clicked on it again excitedly, wanting to continue to see what other magical scrolls there were. Unexpectedly, her finger accidentally touched the function key at the bottom of the screen. In an instant, the phone screen switched to the main interface.

Chen Shishi was dumbfounded when she saw a large number of densely packed small icons that suddenly appeared.

How should I use this magic weapon next?

(End of this chapter)