After the divorce, I became a mountain god

The icons of the software apps on Xu Boan's mobile phone screen were arranged in a somewhat messy manner.

Of course, this is true for the vast majority of people.

Especially in recent years, with the rapid development of smart phones, there are too many mobile software with various functions.

Moreover, the memory of mobile phones is getting larger and larger, which is enough for use. So after Xu Boan downloaded the mobile phone software, he didn't bother to delete it even if it was temporarily useless. What if it was used again one day? It would be too troublesome to download it again.

With this mentality, Xu Bo'an has more and more software on his mobile phone, and the icons displayed on the screen are naturally becoming denser and denser.

Now these software icons were seen by Chen Shishi, and she was immediately confused by the dense small patterns.

What is this? Is it also a picture scroll? But it doesn't look like it, after all, these things don't have the slightest sense of beauty.

Do you have to click on these small patterns to reveal the big picture inside?

Looking carefully at the strange icons on it, Chen Shishi became more and more confused and curious.

By chance, Chen Shishi saw an eye-catching red dot in the upper right corner of a green icon, which seemed to be calling her, so Chen Shishi casually clicked on the green icon again.

This time, she clicked directly into the WeChat software interface.

As we all know, the red dot on the software icon represents new unread messages, and the chat box with unread messages will be listed at the front.

Therefore, when Chen Shishi entered the WeChat software at 1 o'clock, the message column at the top was naturally unread messages.

Chen Shishi saw an eye-catching red dot next to the top line of unfamiliar words. Chen Shishi couldn't help but click on the red dot again.

In an instant, some group chat records cached in the "Embarrassing Encyclopedia Embarrassing Friends Bullshit Chat Group" that Xu Bo'an joined back then caught Chen Shishi's eyes.

The website "Encyclopedia of Embarrassing Things" was very popular back then, and it was no worse than the current "Kuaiyin" and "Today's Toutiao". At that time, it was said that "there are millions of joys in the world, and embarrassments alone account for half of them." The famous secret code that was popular at that time, "The king of heaven covers the tigers of the earth, and the chicken stews the mushrooms" came from the mouth of the embarrassing friends of Encyclopedia of Embarrassing Things.

Therefore, the people in this chat group are also senior people who talk about mountains and rivers. Because there is a lot of joy in this group, Xu Bo'an has never been willing to quit the group, which can be regarded as a testimony of memories.

As soon as Chen Shishi opened the chat box, a large high-definition picture posted by a waiter named Happy 13 took up the entire screen.

certainly. These are the contents of some cached group chat records.

Chen Shishi subconsciously took a look and immediately felt happy. Her guess was indeed correct. As long as she opened these small things, a new big picture would appear.

The picture scroll in front of me is a picture of a glamorous woman. She is said to be glamorous because the clothes the woman wears are very strange. They are mainly black. The very tight clothes are covered with silver stripes. Each silver stripe is It looks like it's sparkling, and there's a silver spider pattern painted on the underside of the collar, which is so weird. Could this be the legendary goblin? What kind is this? Spider spirit?
She subconsciously clicked on the picture, and the picture instantly switched to the next one, and another large high-definition picture appeared.

Chen Shishi was immediately dumbfounded.

This newly emerged picture is actually a picture of a woman wearing very few clothes. How could this happen? How dignified is he? Is he not dignified at all? Is this also a goblin?
Nervously, Chen Shishi accidentally touched a speech bubble that popped up below.

"Happiness is so powerful, this bikini fairy is really awesome, is there anything more exciting!"

Chen Shishi was startled when she heard this voice. What's going on? Is this the immortal's voice transmitted thousands of miles away? Or maybe it's a magic weapon like leaving notes.

But, what did he say? This picture is actually a fairy? But what is a bikini? Could it be that the fairy's name is Bikini? What a mouthful.

Also, the fairy's outfit is too strange. Even if the fairies in the fairy world have magic powers and don't feel cold, it's a little inappropriate to wear just this little clothes! This is much less clothes than the sisters in Lefang. Fairies are never so poor that they have no clothes to wear, right? Could it be that this is the fairy from a place like the Hehuan Sect in the storyteller’s stories?

Chen Shishi blushed with embarrassment and hurriedly clicked on the screen again.

The next thing that came out was a short video. Chen Shishi didn't understand it, she just thought it was a moving picture.

This beautiful picture can still move. Oh my god, is it a reenactment of the scene?
What came out this time was a video of a person operating an excavator. The more Chen Shishi looked at it, the more familiar it seemed.

Wow, I have seen this thing before. Master Jin Dajian and his friends have one. It is said to be a magic weapon given by the mountain god. It is very powerful when it comes to work. It can be worth the hard work of more than ten young adults. So this thing is so powerful? What a great experience.

Then what I saw again was a moving high-speed train.

God, this... this magic weapon is a bit like the magic weapon train gifted by the mountain god, but it doesn't seem to be so fast. The immortal is really powerful when using the magic weapon. It seems that we still have a lot of room for improvement.

I clicked again, and what came up this time was a video of a beautiful woman dancing in a box at an entertainment venue.

Hey, what a different kind of dance. It brings a special feeling to my heart. This is a fairy from the fairy world. It’s different from what I thought.

But the dance they dance is really rhythmic, I have to learn it hard. First twist your toes, then your calves, then your knees, then your thighs, raise your hips, twist your waist, and turn around.

Well, this is not difficult. Is this kind of dance popular in the fairy world? It seems that I can do it too.

Wow, after the dance, there was a burst of clouds and mist that appeared to add to the fun. There must have been an immortal using magic to summon the clouds and mist. This magical power to call wind and rain is indeed the fairy world. And these colorful lights, it’s like bringing a rainbow into your home, it’s really amazing.

However, in the moving picture just now, a fairy said, "Although fairies are not in the human world, they can be in private rooms." What does this sentence mean? What is a private room? A room for steaming buns?
……

Xu Boan still doesn't know what happened here in the mountain temple.

He had just finished taking care of the man in white, and seeing the man in white who was so arrogant just now lying on the ground in aggrieved state, Xu Bo'an felt very good.

Duan Xiaoshan on the side looked at the man in white with an expression of gloating, his eyes almost narrowed when he smiled, and he could barely write the word "deserve" on his face. Although the coachman, Lao Zhang, was not so obviously happy, he still had a happy expression on his face, and the pleasure of getting revenge for a great revenge was clearly displayed.

Xu Bo'an still had something to ask the man in white, so he thought of sending Duan Xiaoshan's master and servant away first, so as not to let his two solid believers know his ignorance and have his faith shaken. This was Xu Bo'an's absolute not allowed.

So, Xu Bo'an took out the incense ash he had just taken out from the mountain temple, handed some out and placed them in front of Duan Xiaoshan, saying: "Duan Xiaoshan, take these medicines back and give them to your father. If there is any trauma, just take them." Apply externally and swallow if there is no trauma.”

Duan Xiaoshan only saw a small amount of gray powdery stuff suddenly appearing in front of his eyes. The thing had no support and was just floating in the air. It was indeed a magical trick. Duan Xiaoshan hurriedly held his hands together respectfully and placed them neatly under the incense ashes. The next moment, the handful of incense ashes fell into his hands.

"Thank you, Lord City God, for giving me the magic medicine. Xiaoshan replaced the Duan family in southern Xinjiang. Thank you, Lord City God, for your great kindness." After Duan Xiaoshan said this, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times. The coachman, Zhang, also behaved well. He followed him, kneeling to the ground regardless of his injured body.

Xu Bo'an couldn't bear to see it, and just when he was thinking of helping him, he heard Duan Xiaoshan say again: "Lord City God, I don't know if this magic medicine is effective in treating Lao Zhang's injuries."

When Lao Zhang heard this, his expression changed drastically, and he said hurriedly: "Young Master, this is impossible. That is the magic medicine that I asked for. It took a lot of effort for you to get it."

Duan Xiaoshan said without hesitation: "As a master, what do I want to do, and I still need your intervention? Huh, I haven't settled the account with you for concealing your identity. You'd better think about it first. Explain it to me."

After saying that, Duan Xiaoshan turned around and faced the statue of the City God, knelt down and said, "I hope Grandpa Mountain God will make it clear."

Xu Boan said in a positive tone: "Of course it is effective. The effect of this medicine in treating external injuries is much better than that in treating internal injuries."

Xu Bo'an remembers clearly that the little Mao God who protects the mountain had a fight with two tigers. After being injured, he applied the incense ash to the wound, and it healed in a short time. It was miraculous.

"Thank you, Grandpa Mountain God, for your teachings." Duan Xiaoshan bowed again.

Xu Bo'an said: "Okay, nothing happens, you can leave first."

Duan Xiaoshan did not leave in a hurry, but touched with both hands and took out a long scroll from an umbrella-shaped thing behind him, and said: "Sir, there was an expression in the note left by the ancestor that you like calligraphy and painting. , this is a fine calligraphy work collected by my father more than ten years ago, please accept it.”

Xu Bo'an chuckled and thought that the Duan family in Southern Xinjiang had some intentions.

He accepted the thing casually and gave Duan Xiaoshan a few words before the master and servant left.

Seeing Duan Xiaoshan's master and servant leaving, the man in white said anxiously: "Lord City God, if nothing happens, I'll leave first."

Seeing the man in white moving to leave, Xu Bo'an said: "Stop! Who allowed you to leave?"

The man in white had an embarrassed expression on his face, and said with a smile: "I wonder if the Lord City God has any other instructions?"

Xu Bo'an asked: "Just now you said you only believe in real people in this world, but you don't believe in gods."

The man in white leaned to the ground and said: "I don't dare to deceive Lord Cheng Huang. I am originally a relative of the Great Chu Emperor. I have seen a secret book of royal historical materials and is familiar with the past of the immortal, so I said this."

When Xu Bo'an heard this, he immediately became interested and said, "Oh? Let's talk about it and be more detailed."

The man in white responded, and then slowly told the story.

It turns out that, according to some secret history records, there were indeed immortals in this world a long time ago.

At that time, the world was peaceful, people lived and worked in peace and contentment, there were no wars, scourges, or epidemics.

About a thousand years ago, for some unknown reason, there seemed to be differences among the immortals.

Gradually, the human world began to lose control. Gods from various places began to fight for territory for incense, and there was chaos and disputes in the human world.

Some people claim to be a family that serves immortals, and they have gathered many believers with their magical powers and spells that are beyond the reach of ordinary people. Afterwards, borders were drawn and ruled, and various countries were born, each believing in their own gods.

Peace developed for a while, and then suddenly one day, the god seemed to disappear.
Then the war continued in the country, and dozens of larger countries were left before stabilizing.

After stabilization, the rulers of these countries suddenly found that it was difficult to manage the local people because of their different beliefs, and there were gatherings of people to riot from time to time.

They unanimously began to destroy records about gods, exterminating countless stubborn believers, and breaking the bad management caused by the different beliefs of people in various regions.

Therefore, the true records and memories of immortals gradually disappeared, leaving only some half-true and half-false legends circulating.

Xu Boan frowned even more after learning this information.

It is normal to eliminate historical records. After the ruler came to power, he wanted to create the concept of the supremacy of imperial power. In order to better govern the people, these interferences must be eliminated, otherwise there will always be some people who think that the current rulers are unorthodox and incite people to rebel.

But what puzzled Xu Bo'an was why did the gods disappear?

And according to this timeline, those seniors who came here from the Chinese world who previously held bonsai transmission channels may have experienced the age of gods in the bonsai world. At that time, the Chinese world was still in an era of backward technology. , how could they survive safely in the bonsai world when they came here? It can also leave so much Chinese world culture in this world.

Unable to figure it out, Xu Boan didn't bother to think about it.

After putting away this idea, Xu Boan casually sent the man in white away, then took out the scroll Duan Xiaoshan left for him and started to read it.

The scroll is approximately seventy centimeters long and a little over twenty-five centimeters wide. The paper is mellow in color and slightly yellowed, giving people a feeling of having gone through many vicissitudes of life. The creases on the paper show that the paper is brittle and the fibers are thin, revealing the traces of time.

The text above is clearly visible, with sharp strokes and smooth lines, fully demonstrating the author's profound calligraphy skills and unique calligraphy style.

These handwritings are of moderate size and reasonable layout, and each word is full of power and rhythm. In particular, the words "wine" and "wind" that Xu Bo'an recognized are written with great force and freedom, as if one can feel the author's uninhibited emotion when writing.

Xu Boan didn't take it seriously at first, but he suddenly came back to his senses as he watched.

Something is wrong. The text on it is actually a pure Chinese font.

Xu Boan hurriedly looked at the signature at the end, and was stunned instantly.

(End of this chapter)