After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Dongjiang Lakeside.

The address sent by Liu Yan is in this community.

Xu Boan has heard of the community "Dongjiang Lakeside" because it is a well-known community in Dongjiang City and even surrounding cities and counties.

However, its popularity does not come from the superior geographical location of the community, nor does it come from factors such as the high price of real estate and the green environment of the community.

Because among the factors mentioned above, although this community is slightly affected, it is not the top one.

As we all know, only those who are at the top of the industry can be famous. For example, everyone knows that the highest peak in the world is Mount Everest, but few people know about the other peaks that follow.

Therefore, if it is not top-notch in terms of geographical location, community environment, etc., it is absolutely impossible to be famous for it.

The community "Dongjiang Lakeside" is famous because of some of the residents in the community.

Most of the apartments here are about a few tens of square meters. There are no large apartments. They are all exquisite single apartments or small two-bedroom apartments.

But this community has a special nickname like "Little Sanju".

Many people feel very strange when they hear this nickname for the first time.

They are all single apartments or "small two-bedroom apartments", so how come they are nicknamed "small three-bedroom apartments"? Isn’t this just random naming? Should he be called "Little Liangju"?

Note that the word "small three bedrooms" must be segmented properly. The meaning of this word is not the interpretation of "three bedrooms and one living room with a small square meter" as people understand it in daily life. Instead, the first two words must be treated as nouns and connected together. Just get up and interpret it.

Mistress... Ju! Yes, it is like that.

Many of the residents here are well-dressed, good-looking, young girls who are transported in and out of luxury cars and have food and drinks delivered to their doorsteps. There were even several scenes where a rich wife came to the house and tore apart a third party, which became a hot search topic.

This is where the community’s nickname came from, and with the fermentation of the short video, it became an instant hit.

Xu Boan had heard of this place before, but he didn't expect that people he knew would live here.

Although living in this place is not a big deal, after all, not all people are like that.

But this is like working in a dirty place, but emphasizing that you are free from mud and dirt. Although it may be true, it still makes people feel a little uncomfortable. When your friend comes to see you at his place of work, it is inevitable to consider whether he will meet an acquaintance and be misunderstood.

Having a grudge is the most difficult gap in the world to bridge.

Moreover, there are only a few of Xu Boan's large pickup trucks in Dongjiang City.

If his car appears here, if someone happens to discover it, unfavorable rumors about him will inevitably spread, and it will also have a bad impact on the company.

As for taking a taxi, it would be even more difficult to defend if an acquaintance saw it.

At that time, the sentence "You have no guilt in your heart, why didn't you drive there instead of secretly taking a taxi?" will be enough to make more people believe that this is something that was made out of nothing.

Xu Bo'an thought for a while. After all, he still had a job, and some possible negative effects must be avoided.

Not only are you responsible for yourself, but you are also responsible for the company!
Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an made an excuse and replied to Liu Wei on WeChat: "Seeing your positioning, I suddenly remembered that I heard from a friend not long ago that a new restaurant has opened near your home. It is said to be quite good. , it’s quite unique, I’ve wanted to try it for a long time, how about we try it together?”

Xu Boan's choice of excuse was quite normal, and Liu Yan had no doubts at all.

Soon, Liu Yan's WeChat message came back: "No problem, where is the hotel and what's its name? I'll make arrangements right away."

Xu Boan just came up with an excuse on the spur of the moment. He was just talking casually at the moment. Naturally, he couldn't give any specific information. He could only reply: "I also heard a friend say it, but I can't remember it clearly. I can't think of it right away. Just wait a moment and I'll ask my friend again.

Liu Yan replied: "Okay, remember to tell me after you understand, so I can reserve a seat in advance."

"No problem! It'll be ready soon."

After replying to the message, Xu Boan hurriedly opened the Qiandu map on his mobile phone and started searching for newly opened restaurants.

There is a saying that goes like this: Ask Daoge about foreign affairs, and Qiandu about internal matters.

Xu Bo'an has always trusted the Qiandu series of products, and was an early Tieba user. Therefore, whether it is input methods or maps, Xu Bo'an is used to the Qiandu series.

Directly clicking on the "Dongjiang Lakeside" community, and then zooming in on the map, Xu Bo'an began to search carefully around the community.

After all, eating out was an impromptu idea of ​​his, and there were no friends to recommend it, so of course Xu Bo'an had no one to turn to, so he could only find a newly opened restaurant on his own and use it as an excuse to deal with it.

Otherwise, you can't tell Liu Yan directly, "I don't want to go because I'm afraid that eating there will have a bad impact on me"!
These words are so hurtful and obviously inappropriate.

Soon, Xu Boan found an obviously newly opened restaurant on the Qiandu map.

According to Qiandu Map, this store opened just a month ago, and its name is quite charming.

"Jinglian Elegant House"!
This store sounds like a stylish place, and it can afford the gimmick of "recommended by a friend".

Moreover, the name seems to be a place where bourgeois girls like to take selfies and check in. In all likelihood, there will be some interior scenes such as "small bridge and flowing water" and "lotus root flowers blooming". I believe Liu Yan will be very satisfied.

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an quickly sent the name and address of the store to Liu Yan on WeChat.

It took a while before I received a reply from Liu Yan.

"Is this the specialty restaurant your friend mentioned?"

Xu Bo'an immediately became happy when he saw this. He guessed it right. This restaurant, which sounded very stylish at first sight, was indeed very popular among the bourgeoisie girls.

Judging from the meaning of Liu Yan's words, there is a high probability that she has been to this store before.

But it’s normal. They live quite close to here. The name alone sounds like such a stylish place. It’s completely normal for bourgeois girls to go there to spend some money, take photos, retouch pictures and post them on WeChat Moments. .

Xu Bo'an figured this out and replied on WeChat: "Yes, I heard that not only the food in this place is delicious, but the environment is also unique. What? Do you know this place? Have you been there before?" Liu Yan said this The message was very concise, with only two words: "Been there."

Perhaps because she felt that it was inappropriate to reply too briefly, Liu Yan immediately replied with another message: "I'll make arrangements right away! See you in the evening."

Xu Bo'an smiled, thinking that finding a hotel was over for the time being, so he put down his phone.

Looking away from the phone screen, Xu Bo'an discovered that Zhang Jimin had been sitting in the restaurant for some time. At this moment, he was obsessively admiring Tang Bohu's "The Gathering of Streams and Mountains", smacking his lips from time to time. He looked ecstatic; from time to time he quickly moved the magnifying glass in his hand to look at the new position on the picture, eager to observe every bit of the position on the picture.

This is called true love! This authentic painting of Tang Bohu's own was obviously the right gift. Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an smiled slightly, and his previous guilt for reading the Zhang family's ancestral medical books without asking became lighter.

Perhaps it was because he drank a cup of tea just now, but after Xu Boan had some time to relax, he suddenly felt the urge to urinate.

Seeing Zhang Jimin looking at Tang Bohu's paintings attentively, Xu Bo'an didn't disturb him, so he got up and went to the bathroom.

Zhang Jimin's house is not big. It was a fund-raising house in the hospital in the early years. As long as you are in the living room, you can clearly see every functional area in the house such as bedrooms, balconies, bathrooms, and kitchens.

Xu Boyan had already seen the location of the bathroom when he entered, so he was familiar with it.

Xu Bo'an walked slowly to the door of the bathroom. When he saw that the bathroom door was closed, he didn't think much about it. After all, many bathrooms in old houses have odor. In order to isolate the odor, the bathroom door is always closed and some air is sprayed from time to time. The freshener masks the smell, which was always the case when Xu Bo'an rented a house before.

Therefore, Xu Boan subconsciously raised his hand and twisted the door handle, and instantly pushed the bathroom door open.

Just the moment he opened the door, Xu Boan turned to stone.

There is no unpleasant smell in the bathroom as expected, but instead there is a refreshing mint fragrance.

Before Xu Boan could tell whether it was the smell of air freshener, he saw a shocking scene in the bathroom.

In a small bathroom, a young woman was sitting on the toilet, fiddling with her cell phone out of boredom.

Hearing the sound of opening the door, the woman subconsciously looked up, and then her eyes overlapped with Xu Bo'an's, and their eyes coincidentally met.

The usual shouting scene on TV did not appear. Before the woman could shout, Xu Boan had already retracted his head and closed the bathroom door with a bang.

Xu Boan's heart was pounding.

Although he really didn't see anything, this scene was embarrassing enough.

After a while, the bathroom door was opened again.

The young woman looked at Xu Bo'an warily, frowned and gritted her teeth and asked fiercely: "How could it be you? Why are you here!"

Xu Bo'an looked at the handsome woman in front of him wearing a navel-baring shirt and denim shorts, and his mind was confused for a moment.

Bai Susu?
She was wearing casual clothes and an apron just now, looking like a good wife and mother. Why did she suddenly change into shorts and a hot shirt?

No, it's not Bai Susu. Bai Susu's skin is very white, giving people a very pure feeling. This is the cold white skin that is popular nowadays.

The woman in front of her, who looks almost the same as Bai Susu, has good skin and looks fair, but she is afraid of comparisons. Compared with Bai Susu's cold white skin, her skin is slightly wheat-colored. healthy skin.

Xu Boan was able to tell the difference because he had just seen Bai Susu.

After a pause, an idea flashed in Xu Boan's mind, and he immediately came to his senses.

I once mistakenly identified Doctor Bai Susubai as Police Officer Bai Shanshanbai!
In this case, the person in front of me should not be Bai Susu, but Bai Susu's sister, the beautiful policewoman Bai Shanshan!

Thinking of the unintentional offense just now, Xu Bo'an forced out a smile apologetically, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere, then pointed in the direction of the kitchen and said: "Your grandpa called me over for dinner, so I came. Just now. ...I'm sorry, I didn't see anything."

Bai Shanshan gritted her teeth with a sullen face and said, "You've got an advantage here and you're so good! The bathroom isn't big, so I don't believe you didn't see it!"

Xu Bo'an spread his hands helplessly and explained: "I just saw you playing with your phone there, I didn't see anything else! By the way, I would like to remind you that it is not good to play with your phone while defecating. If things continue like this, you will become constipated!"

Xu Boan wanted to lower his profile as much as possible in order to change the story. That's why I'm kindly reminding you.

In Bai Shanshan's eyes, she looked like a fool. Bai Shanshan immediately glared, gritted her teeth, clenched her fists and waved at Xu Bo'an, saying: "Asshole, stop being so disgusting here. You said you didn't see anything."

Xu Bo'an explained helplessly: "No, I really didn't see anything. I just saw a scene of you playing with your mobile phone, and then you pulled out instantly. This is not an overly sensitive scene, right?"

Bai Shanshan snorted coldly and said, "I don't believe it! Humph, you are just quibbling."

When Xu Bo'an saw Bai Shanshan blaming him blindly, he suddenly felt unhappy.

You girl, no matter what, I am your savior. I didn’t ask you to pledge your life to me in repayment of your kindness. How could you have the nerve to be so rude to me?

Even if I was at fault just now, it's not wrong for you to leave the door unlocked when you went to the bathroom, right? Don't you have any sense of precaution? Are you worthy of your career?
Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an said ruthlessly: "Then if you don't believe me, there is nothing I can do. What else can I do? Otherwise, according to the traditional virtues of our Chinese nation, after I look at your body, do I have to treat you right next?" I have no problem with being responsible for a lifetime. Do you want to do some ideological work for yourself? "

When Bai Shanshan heard this, her nose wrinkled with anger. She lightly stamped her foot and said, "You are so ugly, but you think quite beautifully! You are dreaming! You still have traditional virtues. You don't even know when you knock on the door when you enter." What else can I say about traditional virtues?”

Xu Bo'an was about to continue reasoning with Bai Shanshan when suddenly, a call came from the backing village inside the bonsai.

Xu Bo'an was startled. When he listened carefully, there were actually several voices.

"Grandpa Mountain God, help me!"

"Help, Grandpa Mountain God...wuwu..."

"Grandpa Mountain God, please show me your spirit!"

Listening to the chaotic cries for help, Xu Bo'an suddenly panicked.

This is something that has never happened before with so many people crying for help. What big thing happened in Kaoshan Village? (End of chapter)