After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Hearing the movement in the bonsai, Xu Boyan panicked and suddenly became more anxious.

Looking at Bai Shanshan blocking the bathroom door in front of him, Xu Boan said quickly: "Officer Bai, let's not talk about beauty or virtue for now. I can't hold it anymore. Why don't you get out of the way first, and I'll deal with the internal crisis first." , let’s wait for me to come out and continue talking.”

While Xu Bo'an was speaking, he put his hand to cover his stomach and moved forward a few steps. In Bai Shanshan's eyes, it seemed that it was a subconscious reaction due to urgency of urination.

When Bai Shanshan saw this, she suddenly had the idea of ​​revenge.

I finally caught the opportunity, how could I miss it!
Not only did Bai Shanshan not get out of the way of the blocked bathroom door, but she inserted her waist and blocked the bathroom door wider, then sneered and said, "What's the matter? It's your fault in the first place, but you still have the nerve to argue with me? What's going on, do you still feel wronged? I shouldn't argue with you? Should I be more generous?"

Seeing that Bai Shanshan couldn't get in, Xu Boan had no choice but to force his way into the bathroom at someone else's house!
Xu Bo'an took a deep breath and then pointed in the direction of the kitchen and explained again: "I don't mean that, but we all have to be reasonable!
I didn’t know you were in there at all. Really, I only knew your sister Bai Susu was in the kitchen and your grandpa Dr. Zhang was in the living room. I didn’t know you were back home either.
I just subconsciously thought that no one was in the bathroom, and the door was just closed on a daily basis.

Moreover, you can understand that people have three urgent needs. I was anxious for a moment, how could I think so comprehensively! I only saw that the door was unlocked, so I pushed it open.

Have I explained it clearly enough? Can you let me go in first? "

Bai Shanshan looked at Xu Boan coldly and said, "Huh, you are so eloquent, but you are still complaining about me, right? You think I didn't lock the door!
There are many unlocked public toilets on the streets. Why don't you go to the women's room? If this were outside, I would have to arrest you as an exile. "

Xu Boan crossed his legs, made an unbearable anxious gesture, and said in a hurried tone: "If this were outside, I wouldn't have gone to the wrong men's and women's bathroom. I'm literate! I can tell the difference between men and women. But no matter what, This is still my fault, I’m really sorry, please let me in, otherwise, I really can’t hold it in anymore.”

Xu Boan's voice deliberately became louder as he spoke.

Bai Shanshan panicked and glared at Xu Bo'an. After all, if the voice was louder, it would be bad if she disturbed her grandfather. After all, it was hard to tell anyone what happened just now! Although Bai Shanshan hated her in her heart, she didn't dare to make things difficult for Xu Bo'an anymore.

Bai Shanshan reluctantly stepped aside to get out of the way, but she did not accept Xu Bo'an's apology at all. She still gritted her teeth with a sullen face and said: "Xu Bo'an, let me tell you, just pretend that this incident never happened. You have to rot in your stomach!"

Xu Boan nodded to express his understanding.

Bai Shanshan snorted lightly and left.

Then he turned around and said softly in a warning tone: "Also, I am the elder sister and Bai Susu is the younger sister. Don't make any mistake."

"Okay, okay, remember!" Xu Bo'an said casually.

Bai Shanshan snorted coldly, then put on a smiling face and ran towards the restaurant, saying, "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting here? I finally came here once, but you don't care about me at all, and you didn't notice me coming at all."

"What a two-faced person"!
Xu Boan couldn't help but think of this term when he heard it. Haha, woman, a born actress!
Just now, I was so angry that I had a cold eyebrow, and it seemed that I couldn't get rid of my anger.

Now it has become playful and exquisite again, as if nothing happened.

……

Xu Bo'an was too lazy to pay attention to her anymore and couldn't wait to enter the bathroom. The first thing he did was to close the bathroom door, and then he looked into the bonsai.

Xu Bo'an had absolute control over this area. Therefore, following the cry for help, Xu Bo'an's eyes instantly focused on the place where a group of people gathered near the mountain temple.

In the middle of the crowd, a little man was lying in front of a toy car.

Looking carefully, it was Li Erhu lying on the ground!

The pale-faced person next to him is that boy Shuan Zhu.

The front bumper of the small toy car was somewhat deflated, apparently due to an impact.

Looking carefully, there is a blackened brake mark diagonally behind the car, and there are some blood stains on the front hood on the left side of the car!
Is this... a car accident?
However, the way the vehicle looks at this moment and the direction of the tire marks, this is... a failed drift?

Xu Bo'an looked at many people kneeling on the ground, crying and begging him to appear. Even Shuan Zhu, who was always smart, looked a bit overwhelmed with a worried look on his face.

Xu Boan searched and saw Jin Dajian kneeling in the direction of the mountain temple outside the crowd, muttering something.

"Grandpa Mountain God, please help me. Erhu is the backbone of the family. Nothing can happen to him."

"Jin Dajian, what happened here?" Xu Bo'an asked.

In order to appease the people, Xu Bo'an did not deliberately conceal his voice and only addressed it to Jin Dajian. Instead, he chose the range within the surrounding circle, so everyone heard what Grandpa Mountain God said.

Hearing Xu Bo'an's voice, the little guys present were all ecstatic.

"Grandpa Mountain God has appeared. Grandpa Mountain God has really appeared."

"Yes, Erhuzi is saved now."

"Grandpa Mountain God will definitely bless Uncle Erhu!"

The crowd was making a lot of noise, but it was Jin Dajian who couldn't help but shout: "Okay, shut up, what a mess."

Everyone then shut up, and the noisy voices suddenly stopped.

Jin Dajian took the lead and knelt on the ground, saying: "Lord Mountain God! You finally showed up. It's great."

Xu Bo'an was too lazy to be polite to him and said bluntly: "Stop talking nonsense and get down to business."

Jin Dajian couldn't wait for a long time. With Xu Bo'an's instructions, he immediately said: "Li Erhu and Shuan Zhu learned to drive. They didn't learn it after learning for several days. Just now, when Shuan Zhu was demonstrating to Li Erhu, he accidentally hit Li Erhu's car." body."

Xu Boan looked at the mark of the wheel, snorted coldly, and said: "Demonstration? Demonstration for what? Drifting!"

Jin Dajian was startled and said with confusion on his face: "Oh? I hope Grandpa Mountain God will make it clear what drifting is."

Xu Bo'an ignored Jin Dajian and asked the driver Shuan Zhu: "Shuan Zhu! Let me ask you, did you not drive normally? Instead, you stepped on the brakes and suddenly turned the steering wheel, trying to stop sideways in front of Li Erhu. Unexpectedly, you didn't. Controlling the position, distance and time, he accidentally bumped into Li Erhu." Shuan Zhu was stunned when he heard what Grandpa Shanshen said.

He immediately lay on the ground and banged his head three times. The skin on his forehead was broken and red blood flowed out.

"Grandpa Mountain God, I know I'm wrong. Grandpa Mountain God knows everything, and I don't dare to hide it. It's true. Uncle Erhu said he wanted to learn this skill, so he asked me to demonstrate it to him. Unexpectedly... That's it...that's it."

When a big man not far away heard the words, he stood up angrily and pointed at Shuan Zhu and cursed: "What? Shuan Zhu, you little brat, aren't you harming others! How do you want me to explain to your Aunt Guifen!"

Shuan Zhu had a hint of fear on his face and said, "Dad, I really didn't mean it, and I didn't expect it..."

"Pah!" Shuan Zhu's father slapped Shuan Zhu on the face with a big mouth, and said sternly: "Shit, such a dangerous thing, you just said it was not intentional! I tell you, if you Uncle Erhu …”

"Okay!" Jin Dajian shouted and scolded unhappily: "Shut up, how can I allow you to be so presumptuous in front of Grandpa Mountain God? Since Grandpa Mountain God has appeared, all of this will naturally be decided by Grandpa Mountain God. Give it to me." Quiet! If you don’t cooperate, don’t blame me, Jin Dajian, for turning your back on me and driving you down the mountain!”

Jin Dajian is still very dignified at the construction site above the mountain temple. After all, people here come with the idea of ​​"learning crafts from him". It costs a lot of money to learn crafts from Da Jingchao. Nowadays Jin Dajian teaches for free, and people are rushing to come. They all cherish this opportunity and no one wants to be driven away.

Everyone fell silent, and then they heard Jin Dajian kneeling in the direction of the mountain temple and saying, "I made Grandpa Mountain God laugh. Let Grandpa Mountain God decide this matter."

Xu Boan said softly: "There is nothing to stop. I would like to warn all drivers in the future to pay attention to safety and not to allow any more dangerous actions or behaviors."

Jin Dajian immediately responded: "I obey the oracle of Grandpa Mountain God. The magic weapon of the Immortal family is infinitely powerful. We, the common people, should be careful. Now that the disaster has occurred, I hope Grandpa Mountain God can take it for the sake of this being the first offender. Rescue Li Erhu!"

Xu Boan couldn't help but sigh after hearing this.

In the eyes of these little guys, these toy cars are a magic weapon gifted by the mountain god, something that greatly improves convenience. It has all the benefits and no harm. If people are afraid of it, it will be detrimental. Xu Boan will continue to promote advanced technology in the future.

And as we all know, Li Erhu's family is one of the most loyal believers of Grandpa Mountain God.

Li Erhu is Wang Guifen's man. After Wang Guifen suffered the ordeal of being detained in Hongya Village, with the help of Xu Bo'an, he finally moved his whole family to Kaoshan Village. Just after enjoying the joy of family reunion, he met When it comes to such a disaster, I absolutely cannot accept it.

Moreover, Wang Guifen is a woman with strong mobility. Among the people in Kaoshan Village, she is a leader in execution ability. Otherwise, Xu Boan would not be able to remember her name.

As Wang Guifen's lover, Li Erhu is a bamboo craftsman. Although he is taciturn on weekdays, he is Wang Guifen's strong support. After Wang Guifen returned to her parents' home and was imprisoned by the village squire, Li Erhu was worried as he ran around.

Even the mountain god can't protect such believers, so it will inevitably discourage people's enthusiasm.

Xu Boan instantly retracted his sight and started observing.

Li Erhu was knocked unconscious. Although the trauma was not serious, Xu Boan could tell at a glance that he had several broken ribs. It also hurt the lungs and caused some internal injuries.

This situation would be very difficult to treat according to normal medical methods.

Fortunately, this is the world of bonsai, and there is a universal magic medicine like incense ash that can be used.

Under this situation, Xu Bo'an was no longer stingy. He immediately took a cotton swab from an open box of cotton swabs lying nearby, and quickly went to the incense burner in the mountain temple to get a touch of incense ashes.

Just as he was thinking about who to give Li Erhu the medicine, he heard a heartbroken cry.

"My child's father, what's wrong with you, my child's father! You must not let anything happen to you. If something happens to you, how will we orphans and widowed mothers survive!"

According to the sound, Li Erhu's lover Wang Guifen has rushed up from the mountain and is running towards here crying and shouting.

No matter how strong a strong woman is, she is still a tender girl and a fragile sister in front of her men.

Xu Bo'an saw all this from the God's perspective, as if he saw the suffering of the people in the world.

"Wang Guifen, you don't have to worry. I have a medicine here that can cure your husband's injury. You have to carefully give him internal and external application along with the medicine. It won't take long for him to recover."

Hearing Grandpa Mountain God's words, Wang Guifen was immediately overjoyed and kowtowed hurriedly: "Thank you Grandpa Mountain God for your kindness. The village woman is very grateful and is willing to serve Grandpa Mountain God for generations."

Xu Bo'an placed the cotton swab in front of Wang Guifen and said: "These gray powdered medicines can be taken internally or externally. The rest should be stored dry. After three times, the patient will be cured."

In fact, as long as the amount of incense ash is enough, it can cure the disease instantly.

But Xu Bo'an had no intention of helping them in this way. It was not that Xu Bo'an was reluctant, but that Xu Bo'an was worried that after the little guys got used to this experience of being able to return to normal in an instant as long as they didn't die, they would lack respect for life, which would weaken their safety awareness in the future.

By then, no matter how many people were injured, or even seriously injured, Xu Boan's little incense ash would not be enough.

The only way to ensure safety is prevention!
But as far as the prevention of traffic accidents is concerned, these little people in the bonsai world still lack awareness and experience. After all, there were only horse-drawn and ox-carts in this place before, so it was relatively easy to brake or avoid.

Even if cows and horses are not intelligent enough, they are still living beings and have spirituality. Toy cars do not have this ability.

From this point of view, I have to go back and find some "driver precautions" in the real world for drivers like them who are learning to drive.

In the future, if there are more vehicles, a traffic control team will have to be set up.

Xu Boan instantly thought of the textbooks for subjects one and four in the real world. Traffic signs and the operation of some lights are not needed in the bonsai world for the time being, but the safety knowledge is just right for teaching the little ones.

Looking at the magic medicine gifted by the mountain god grandpa in front of her, Wang Guifen kowtowed three times in gratitude, then carefully stretched out her hand and gently scraped the ashes from the cotton swab into her palm. Walking towards her husband who fell to the ground in the crowd.

The villagers had long been silent when they heard Grandpa Mountain God speaking. Now when they saw Wang Guifen approaching, they quickly and silently made way for them.

When Xu Bo'an saw Wang Guifen feeding the incense ash to Li Erhu, he withdrew with confidence.

Just as he was about to use his mobile phone to search for the theoretical knowledge details for the driver's license test, he saw the screen of his mobile phone flashing. It seemed that a new WeChat message had arrived. Before Xu Bo'an could click on it to take a look, the last bit of battery on his mobile phone disappeared, and he immediately Automatically shut down. (End of chapter)