After the divorce, I became a mountain god
Chapter 336 It’s so funny
Feeling the strange feeling coming from his ankle, Xu Boan's heartbeat became much faster.
The lingering touch touches his ankle from time to time, but the amplitude is not large. It is obviously a deliberate teasing!
Xu Boan especially wanted to lower his head to take a look to see who was so bold, but he felt that if he lowered his head, such an action would be too obvious. The other party would definitely dodge in advance, and he would not be able to determine who it was. .
The main thing is that it would be too embarrassing if it attracted other people's attention.
But if he couldn't see clearly, Xu Boyan felt very itchy.
The dining table in Zhang Jimin's house is rectangular. Xu Bo'an and Zhang Jimin sit here, and sisters Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan sit opposite.
Xu Bo'an glanced slightly from the corner of his eye and tried to observe the expressions of the two sisters as carefully as possible, but did not find anything strange.
Each still has his or her own temperament and attitude.
This is the first time that Xu Bo'an has observed the twin sisters up close. One of them is heroic and looks arrogant, but yet alert and agile; the other is elegant and calm, with a more indifferent face, but looks soft. And warm.
What a feeling! Probably ice and fire, mountains and water, piano and sword, warm sun and strong wind.
This feeling can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words.
But no matter what, there didn't seem to be any teasing or guilty gestures between the two of them, and it didn't look like they were deliberately teasing Xu Bo'an.
Xu Bo'an looked left and right, but he couldn't tell who was joking with him.
In front of so many people, flirting with a person of the opposite sex, while still looking the same as usual, it takes such a strong personal quality.
Seeing this situation, Xu Boan felt that he had misunderstood!
Xu Bo'an even looked at Zhang Jimin who was sitting next to him. After a while, he saw that Zhang Jimin was sitting there with ease, his eyes straight looking at the painting of Tang Bohu that had been put aside for the time being, as if he was still thinking about it. What about the artistic conception in the painting?
Xu Bo'an turned his eyes again and focused on the two sisters. This time he found that the eyes of the two looking at him were not right.
What's happening here? It’s weird, who is it?
It's impossible for both people to...
Before Xu Bo'an could figure it out, he saw Bai Shanshan give him an annoyed look, her lips moved slightly, and she only moved her mouth but said silently: "Look at it! Look at it, you stinky scoundrel!"
As expected of a policewoman, she was indeed alert enough. Xu Boan had been observing from the corner of his eye. He originally thought that he had hidden himself well enough, but he was still discovered by Bai Shanshan.
Because Bai Shanshan didn't make any sound at all, Zhang Jimin on the side didn't know anything yet.
Xu Bo'an saw it in his eyes, and after understanding the meaning of Bai Shanshan's words, he suddenly realized that the two sisters thought that he was always looking at them secretly, and that's why they looked at him wrongly.
But, who is playing such a frightening joke on me down there?
Xu Bo'an simply shrank his feet and avoided the other party's teasing.
If I can't afford to offend you, I can always afford to hide!
Resisting the urge to bend down and take a look, Xu Boan reluctantly focused his gaze on the dining table.
Looking at the table full of delicious and delicious dishes, and glancing at the sisters sitting together from the corner of his eye, Xu Bo'an felt that his appetite had greatly increased.
Beautiful and delicious, the ancients did not deceive me!
Sitting with a beautiful woman to eat, compared to sitting with a few rough men, the feeling is really different!
It wasn't just Xu Bo'an who had a great appetite. Bai Shanshan who was on the side was still shouting that she was in a hurry. When she saw the delicious food on the table, she was so greedy that she didn't even bother to sit down, so she stretched out her hand towards a "Thousand Thousand Thousand Threads Shrimp" "Caught it.
The common dish "Thousand Thousand Threads Shrimp", whether people eat it by themselves or dine in a restaurant, is mostly a semi-finished product bought directly from the market. When eating by yourself, you only need to fry it in hot water. .
Bai Susu's dish is handmade step by step from start to finish.
The goods are genuine and the materials used are exquisite.
Crispy, fragrant and beautiful, it tempts the appetite.
Delicious and fragrant, it encourages people to take action.
Seeing Bai Shanshan's little claws quickly reaching over and about to catch the tail of a shrimp, she suddenly saw a pair of chopsticks blocking the front of the shrimp just right.
It was like a fence, blocking Bai Shanshan's claws that wanted to eat.
She thought she was already fast, but she didn't expect that the chopsticks were faster than her.
Bai Shanshan only felt a pain in front of her finger. When she saw clearly the person blocking her, she immediately started shouting angrily.
"What are you doing!" Bai Shanshan shouted dissatisfied at Bai Susu, who was blocking her with chopsticks.
Bai Susu said expressionlessly: "You haven't washed your hands yet, go wash your hands first!"
Bai Shanshan rolled her eyes at her and said, "Humph, you are mysophobia. Mysophobia is a disease!"
While Bai Susu was distributing chopsticks to several people, she looked calm and said seriously: "This is called hygiene!"
"Hey, you're so picky!" Bai Shanshan complained dissatisfiedly.
Bai Susu continued to work, without even looking at Bai Shanshan, and said, "If you dislike me, you can choose not to eat."
Bai Shanshan retracted her hand, shook Zhang Jimin's arm and said coquettishly: "Grandpa, look at her! She won't let me eat."
Seeing the bickering between sisters Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan, Xu Bo'an was a little surprised.
These two sisters seem to be, maybe, probably, a little bit at odds with each other. It seems that their relationship is not so harmonious.
Moreover, the two people's personalities are very different. Bai Susu gives off the air of a cold lady and a working woman, while Bai Shanshan has a dashing, petite and aloof temperament.
Xu Bo'an was here secretly commenting on the sisters. Suddenly, the guy teasing him at his ankle came again.
Familiar touch, familiar coldness, this table is quite big, I have even retracted my feet, but the other party can still touch me, it is definitely a long leg!
Amid Xu Bo'an's shocked expression, Zhang Jimin looked unsurprised.
Of course, the reason for Xu Bo'an's shock is not obvious to outsiders, but Zhang Jimin misunderstood that Xu Bo'an was surprised because of a series of arguments between the two sisters.
Zhang Jimin reconciled with a smile: "Okay, okay, eat, let's eat together. Don't bother you two. In front of the guests, you are not afraid of making others laugh. Shanshan, let's go. I just finished appreciating the paintings and I have to go." Wash your hands, let's go together." Bai Shanshan stood up reluctantly, glared at Bai Susu dissatisfied, and said, "Huh, mind your own business!"
Seeing Bai Shanshan and Zhang Jimin stand up, Xu Boan looked at Bai Susu in disbelief.
Now both Zhang Jimin and Bai Shanshan had stood up. Neither of them had the chance to touch themselves, but the rubbing and touching of their ankles continued.
There is only one possibility. The person who has been teasing me right now is Bai Susu, who happens to be sitting opposite me!
No, we always think that Bai Susu is a very classic woman, but we didn't expect that she is such a boring person!
At the dinner table...others are present...under the tablecloth...good guy, it's so exciting!
Xu Bo'an calmed down slightly, then made a smile, looked at Bai Susu with a smile, and blinked.
Hint Bai Susu, I know everything you do!
Bai Susu was startled when she saw the abnormal look in Xu Boan's eyes. She frowned slightly and said, "What's wrong? Are your eyes uncomfortable? There are eye drops at home. I'll get them for you and put some in them."
Eye drops? Are you trying to keep me pretending to be confused?
Don’t you know what you have done?
Hearing that Xu Bo'an's eyes were uncomfortable, Zhang Jimin, who was about to go to the bathroom, turned around and said with a smile: "What eye drops do you want? Xiao Xu works in an office. It is most likely that his eyes are dry due to facing the computer screen for a long time.
We have acupuncture needles at home. If you need them, I can give them to you. Just prick them lightly at the Cuanzhu and Yuyao points, as well as the Jingming and Sibai points. The curative effect will be much longer-lasting than eye drops. "
As expected of an experienced Chinese medicine practitioner, he always remembers to promote his professional knowledge.
Xu Bo'an smiled and shook his head and said, "No, it's not that serious. I can just press the Jingming and Sibai points for a while."
Zhang Jimin chuckled and said, "It's okay, you're no worse than me in ability. Just watch it yourself. I'll wash my hands first!"
Bai Shanshan murmured unconvincedly: "Humph, how can he compare with you, grandpa? It's just the Jingming point and the Sibai point. I also know that we all learned about eye exercises when we were in school."
Xu Boan was speechless for a while, this girl was a powder keg today! But thinking that he had offended someone first, Xu Boan said nothing more. Compared to accidentally breaking into someone's toilet, being choked like this is nothing.
Bai Susu, on the other hand, did not tolerate Bai Shanshan at all. She sat there and said in a soothing tone: "Haha, you are just trying to make a point. It is easy to know where the acupuncture points are, but you need to know how to use treatment methods to achieve the effect of relieving physical discomfort. It’s difficult, don’t you understand such a simple truth?”
Bai Shanshan rolled her eyes, glared at Bai Susu, muttered "I'm too lazy to pay attention to you", and then went to the bathroom.
Zhang Jimin saw that Xu Bo'an's expression was a little strange, and thought that Xu Bo'an was still surprised by the quarrel between the two sisters. He explained with a smile: "Xiao Xu, these two girls have been like this since they were young. They always like to choke when they meet. Make you laugh."
"No, it's good. As the saying goes, hitting is a kiss, scolding is a love!" Xu Bo'an smiled and said against his will.
In fact, he also found that Bai Shanshan seemed a little abnormal. At first, he thought it was because of the embarrassing misunderstanding with him in the bathroom that made Bai Shanshan lose her composure. But in that case, he should not target Bai Susu.
After observing for a long time, Xu Boan now felt that Bai Shanshan's abnormality seemed to be due to seeing Bai Susu.
Hearing Zhang Jimin's words again at this moment, Xu Bo'an moved slightly.
Have you been like this since you were a child? Once we meet?
Logically speaking, shouldn't twin sisters be together from morning to night when they were young? But that's not what Zhang Jimin meant in his words.
Could it be that? Are Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan a divorced family? Because the two of them lived with their parents respectively, that's why they didn't live together since childhood? How often do we meet? That’s why there’s this expression “once we met”?
Thinking about it this way, this seems to be going well.
Nodding politely to Xu Bo'an, Zhang Jimin turned around and went to the bathroom to wash his hands.
Xu Bo'an was just thinking about something when he suddenly felt the cold feeling on his ankle reappeared.
Come again? You are playing too wildly!
Xu Bo'an pretended to cough twice and said cryptically: "Ahem, Dr. Bai, actually I always thought you were quite quiet, but I didn't expect..."
Xu Bo'an was about to say, "I didn't expect you to be so sentimental," but before he could say anything, Bai Susu interrupted him calmly.
Bai Susu said in a serious manner: "I don't like others to label me. My attitude towards others depends on their attitude towards me. Girl Bai Shanshan, if you follow her, she will be even more annoying to you." It’s funny.”
Xu Bo'an was startled when he saw this, and felt a little dissatisfied.
This is completely like setting up an archway for nothing!
Don't you have any idea what I'm telling you? You are still chatting with me here! Is this interesting?
You clearly know what I'm going to say, and you're still deliberately pretending to maintain your image as a pretty girl!
This is too much! You have the guts to tease me, but don’t have the guts to admit it?
Xu Boyan was thinking about it when he suddenly felt that the other person's movements at his ankles were a little bigger, and the other person's socks didn't seem to be made of pure cotton, and they felt a little silky to the touch.
Seeing Bai Susu's indifferent attitude, Xu Bo'an even took out his phone and started to play short videos as if nothing had happened. Xu Bo'an felt even more angry.
Zhang Jimin and Bai Shanshan have already walked away. How dare you provoke me like this and act so pretentious that you really think I am a little brother?
Thinking of this, Xu Boan suddenly bent down, then reached out and quickly lifted the tablecloth away, looking towards his ankles.
Then...Xu Bo'an was dumbfounded.
Under the table, Bai Susu's legs were placed neatly in front of her own stool. Even because of Xu Boan's sudden move, Bai Susu was so frightened that she even straightened her legs together to avoid accidental exposure.
As for Xu Boan's ankles, there are some long legs and there are some provocative people there.
Some are just short-haired piglets with their mouths tied!
This little fragrant pig was only about the size of a watermelon. Seeing that Xu Bo'an's legs had moved, it reluctantly leaned on it again. It clumsily rubbed its mouth and nose on Xu Bo'an's slippers from time to time, as if it wanted to. We need to use Xu Bo'an to help it untie it.
Xu Boan's eyes widened, and then he looked embarrassed.
Let me go, it turns out that I was thinking wrongly! Really misunderstood!
Xu Boan misunderstood Bai Susu here and felt embarrassed.
But I never thought that in the world of bonsai, the oiran Chen Shishi also misunderstood Xu Boan, but at this moment, she was secretly proud of herself. (End of chapter)
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