After the divorce, I became a mountain god

Xu Boyan regretted his misunderstanding with a guilty conscience.

Bai Susu didn't know what was going on. She was suddenly extremely nervous by Xu Boan's sudden movement. She frowned and said, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Xu Bo'an clearly saw Bai Susu's slender and straight legs tightly held together and trembling slightly, which was very unnatural.

The small and exquisite toes exposed in slippers were also bent hard, looking very nervous.

Xu Bo'an understood at a glance that Bai Susu regarded herself as a gangster, and thought he was trying to spy on her!

Thinking of this, Xu Bo'an subconsciously reviewed his actions just now in his mind.

First he sat normally, then suddenly bent over, then lifted the tablecloth, and finally stared around!

Oh my gosh, this action really looks like a peeping tom! Anyone who sees this will feel that something is wrong!
This is too embarrassing.

Xu Boyan suddenly felt that his old face was red and his earlobes were very hot!

Unexpectedly, the thing I was most worried about happened. What a joke.

"It's nothing, I...I..." Xu Boyan felt that he had misunderstood others, and he was already embarrassed. Now he saw that he had been misunderstood by the other party, and he felt even more nervous. He didn't know what to do and was speechless. .

After all, this matter couldn't be told truthfully. For a while, Xu Bo'an couldn't think of a reasonable excuse, so he just stuttered.

Bai Susu snorted coldly and said casually with a cold expression: "What are you, what did you want to do just now? Could it be that you have dropped your chopsticks and have to pick them up?"

Xu Boan was as embarrassed as a drowning man. He didn't know how to explain it. When he heard the other party's excuse, he seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw. He subconsciously felt that it was very reasonable and could be used. Even if he nodded and said: "Yes, yes, the chopsticks fell! I dropped the chopsticks. I'm going to..."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, and only halfway through his words, Xu Boan instantly regretted it, because he saw his chopsticks were placed on the dishes in front of him, with no sign of falling at all.

This reason is obviously untenable!

Bai Susu, Bai Susu, you are a real thief, you actually set a trap for me!
Looking at Bai Susu again, the expression on her face became even colder. She looked at him with burning eyes and said sternly: "Xu Bo'an, I really didn't expect you to be such a person! Fortunately, my grandfather always said that you are upright and have good moral character. !”

Xu Boan hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No...it's not what you think. You misunderstood."

The moment he raised his hand, he accidentally knocked the chopsticks to the ground with his elbow, and bounced slightly under the table.

Xu Bo'an was just about to bend down to pick it up, but he saw Bai Susu suddenly stood up and said, "It's boring for you to do this! Don't think that just because you have money, you can really do whatever you want! We will definitely not accept your painting. , don’t even think about having any plans against me!”

"You really misunderstood. I didn't mean anything. I just wanted to pick up the chopsticks. As you saw, the chopsticks... the chopsticks fell."

Xu Bo'an felt a little unsure as he spoke. After all, he didn't drop his chopsticks just now, but he made such an excuse.

Now that the chopsticks have really fallen, should I bend down to pick them up or not?
Bai Susu sneered and said: "What about just now? Did your chopsticks get stuck just now?"

Sure enough, the other party also thought of this, Xu Bo'an said with a wry smile: "I...I...I don't know how to say it, but you really misunderstood me."

Bai Susu looked at Xu Boan with disdain and said, "Misunderstanding? Huh, your trick was used hundreds of years ago."

Xu Bo'an looked confused when he heard this and said, "Ah, what do you mean?"

Bai Susu said coldly: "You have always watched "Water Margin", right? If I remember correctly, when Ximen Qing from Yanggu County had dinner with Pan Jinlian at Wang Po's place, he used the scene of dropping his chopsticks. "Who do you think I am?"

Xu Boan was shocked when he heard this.

Sister, these things you are talking about are all plots in novels, they cannot be taken seriously!

With your excellent association skills, it would be a pity not to write online novels.

Seeing that Bai Susu had reached this point, Xu Bo'an obviously misunderstood him too much. He explained helplessly: "Originally I was embarrassed to say it, but you compared me with Ximen officials. I I have to explain myself, otherwise my reputation as a bachelor will be ruined, and it will be difficult for me to be single in the future.”

Bai Susu said sternly: "Huh, there's nothing to explain. We're all adults. We just have to act bravely. There's no need to defend."

Xu Bo'an said: "Even if the police handle a case, they have to interrogate the suspect and let him talk. You are not doing this right. Why don't you call the police directly? I will also have the opportunity to explain clearly to avoid being misunderstood by you! It just so happens that Bai Shanshan is here Aren’t you here? The police should be dispatched quickly!”

Bai Susu snorted coldly and said, "I'm not Bai Shanshan, I don't need you to explain to me."

Xu Bo'an said to himself: "You did misunderstand me. See the little fragrant pig below. He touched me from time to time, and then I thought it was you touching me with your feet, so... …”

Hearing Xu Bo'an's words, Bai Susu's face instantly turned red: "You... you actually thought it was me... what did you think? How is this possible!"

Xu Bo'an awkwardly pointed at himself, then at Bai Susu, and said: "I...I also think it's impossible. How could such an elegant person like you...do such...something like that! That's why I wanted to see it See what’s going on! You’ve misunderstood this!”

Bai Susu gritted her teeth and looked at Xu Bo'an. She was about to say something else, but she heard that Zhang Jimin and Bai Shanshan in the bathroom had already washed their hands and were returning.

Bai Susu immediately shut her mouth, bent down to pick up Xu Boan's chopsticks, and then gave him a clean chopstick. Then she picked up the little fragrant pig and said to Zhang Jimin who had just walked over: "Grandpa, Didn’t I tell you that you can’t keep pets at home? Why did you raise a little pig?”

Seeing this, Zhang Jimin hurriedly walked a few steps, took the little fragrant pig from Bai Susu's hand, sighed and said: "After I was re-employed by the hospital, your grandma was bored at home alone.
We can't have cats or dogs at home. I really have no choice. I'm thinking of raising a pig to keep her company. This little thing is safer, won't accidentally scratch people, and has less hair! "

Bai Shanshan spoke up and said, "Bai Susu, you are so lenient. Grandpa works so long every day. Grandma is so lonely at home alone. Take care of yourself..."

Bai Susu stared at Bai Shanshan so hard that Bai Shanshan went crazy. She subconsciously stopped what she had not finished, and then she heard Bai Susu say seriously: "Bai Shanshan, I don't want to quarrel with you! As you know, grandma has chronic respiratory diseases. , pet hair is an important trigger.

In addition, there is already a shortage of rabies vaccine. Dongjiang is often out of stock, so you have to go to Linshi to get the vaccine. Grandma gets car sick, so she can only take the train. You also know how inconvenient it is to go out, and rabies vaccine needs to be available 24 hours a day. Internal injection is effective! After listening to this, do you think it is still necessary to take the risk of keeping pets at home? "

Xu Bo'an discovered that Bai Susu's emotions were surprisingly stable. Such a person seemed to never be angry.

Bai Shanshan was also a little embarrassed by what Bai Susu said. She lowered her head and walked back to her seat silently, saying: "Then... then it's okay to raise this little fragrant pig. It looks like the hair is short and there are no hooves. Sharp claws." Zhang Jimin said hurriedly: "It's okay, it must be okay. His hooves are bald and won't scratch people, and pigs can't bite people. I finally thought of raising this thing. Well, your grandma is also very happy.

However, I originally hid it in a small basket under the table. It was well hidden. In order to prevent it from barking and being discovered, I bought a muzzle basket to temporarily seal its mouth. What do you think? Found it. "

Hearing Zhang Jimin ask this question, Bai Susu and Xu Bo'an lowered their heads slightly in unison, and their faces instantly turned red.

The process of discovering the little pig was really embarrassing.

……

In this inexplicable environment, Xu Bo'an finished the meal.

Well, I've eaten a lot, and I feel full.

Bai Susu's cooking is indeed very good. This level of cooking skills is at the level of a chef even in a star-rated hotel. Anyone who marries Bai Susu will not be able to become a fat man.

Of course, this was also because Xu Boan was too embarrassed and kept eating with his head down, trying not to raise his head.

Otherwise, the two sisters sitting across from each other are Bai Susu and Bai Shanshan. This is going to be a big deal today. No matter whose eyes you meet, it will be very embarrassing.

After bidding farewell to Zhang Jimin, Zhang Jimin originally asked sisters Bai Shanshan and Bai Susu to come out to see off the guest Xu Boan.

Bai Shanshan promised well. As soon as she left the house, she excused an emergency at work and ran downstairs.

When Xu Bo'an and Bai Susu went downstairs, they saw a handsome black and red motorcycle passing in front of them. The dashing female rider on the motorcycle waved her hands at Xu Bo'an and Bai Susu. Only then did Xu Bo'an realize that this person was actually Bai Shanshan.

Bai Susu frowned and shouted: "Why are you moving? Hold the motorcycle handle with both hands, pay attention to safety, I don't want to see you in the emergency room."

Bai Shanshan let out an unconvinced "hum" and said, "Didn't I say hello to you? Bai Susu, I found that you are really boring! Goodbye."

Bai Susu snorted disapprovingly, and then said seriously: "Bai Susu was also called by you, sister!"

Bai Shanshan's eyes flashed with a hint of arrogance, and she said quickly: "I am the sister, bye bye."

After Bai Shanshan finished speaking, she ran away quickly.

Bai Susu sighed helplessly, then shook her head and smiled twice.

Xu Bo'an saw it and asked curiously: "No, who is the elder sister and who is the younger sister between you two?"

Bai Susu pursed her lips, as if she wasn't ready to say anything.

Just when Xu Bo'an was about to give up, Bai Susu said softly: "Logically speaking, she was born from her mother's belly first, and I casually took a few minutes to come out.

But when we were born, the doctor who registered us mixed it up, so I was listed as the older sister on the certificate. Therefore, as a sister, you should give way to your younger sister, right? "

Xu Bo'an suddenly felt that Bai Susu was still responding to his questions at first, but at the end, it seemed that she was not asking him, but she was telling her!
These two sisters are definitely people with stories!

Since the other party was unwilling to tell, Xu Boan definitely couldn't ask.

We are all adults, and we still need to have a sense of boundaries.

Xu Boan finally kept the painting, and Bai Susu didn't seem to mention the misunderstanding just now.

Thinking that his car was parked a little far away, Xu Bo'an couldn't help but said: "Okay, Doctor Bai, please stay. My car is outside. It's quite hot. Don't follow me out. Be careful of getting burned."

"It doesn't matter, I just came out to eat, but when I went back, my grandparents urged me to have sex..." I haven't said the 'marriage' completely yet, and it seemed that it was not appropriate to talk to Xu Bo'an.

Bai Susu stopped talking in time and changed the subject: "It's not easy to park here. After all, it is an old community. Bai Shanshan and I originally wanted to ask my grandparents to move out, but the old couple felt they were used to living here. The neighbors are very familiar with it and the atmosphere is so good that I don’t want to move. ”

Xu Bo'an nodded and said: "Yes, we Chinese people are all about returning to their roots after falling leaves. The older we get, the more we like places we are familiar with."

"Hey, I see you're not old, and you have the same principles. Where's your car? Isn't it here?" Bai Susu had already left the yard of his community, but Xu Bo'an still didn't mean to stop, curious. asked.

Many old communities have a row of buildings surrounded by a small courtyard. Although there are not many parking spaces in the courtyard, you can still park a few cars along the street in the alley at the door.

Xu Boan pointed to the outside of the alley and said: "My car is too wide. It is difficult to park in this alley. It is parked outside. There is still some distance. You should go back first."

Bai Susu was about to speak when she suddenly heard the sound of two people arguing not far away.

"Let go. I'm not Bai Susu. If you continue to pester me, I'll really call the law enforcement team."

"No, Susu, you misunderstood. I really wanted to thank you. I didn't mean to pester you. You helped me change the tire. I just wanted to treat you to a meal. I..."

Before the man finished speaking, he was momentarily stunned.

Because he suddenly saw not far away, the goddess Bai Yueguang and Bai Susubai in his mind was standing there quietly.

What makes Zhu Xiaolei unhappy is that Bai Susu still has that annoying "love rival" standing next to him!
Huh, it's all this kid's fault for messing around, otherwise, my painting "The Picture of the Cloud River Entering the Sea" by Master Sun Sanqian would definitely shock everyone at Grandpa Bai Susu's house!
When the time comes, maybe I will be looked at differently by Bai Susu because of this! Maybe her grandfather would take the initiative to bring herself and Bai Susu together!
It's all because of this guy's disgusting behavior like a stick!

No, wait a moment, standing next to that annoying guy is his own goddess Bai Susu!

That’s right, it’s Bai Susu! I just saw it at her grandpa’s house, so there’s no mistaking it!

However, if this is the case, then who is the woman who looks exactly like Bai Susu in front of him who helps him change the spare tire?
Zhu Xiaolei was dumbfounded for a moment! (End of chapter)