Love in a mental hospital

Chapter 334 The reason why the mental hospital is so busy

In mid-October, the sunlight under the shade of trees in Haicheng in the early morning is no longer warm, it is neither salty nor bland, but still bright.

"I'm leaving first." Zhuang Jing waved gently.

"Okay." Gu Ran watched her walk towards the office building, then watched Yan Hanxiang leave, and then waited for Su Qing and He Qingyan to get out of the blue BMW.

"Is your teacher's car easy to drive?" He Qingyan asked with a smile.

"Don't drive recklessly so early in the morning." Gu Ran walked towards the office building.

"It was Su Qing who was driving the car."

"Did you get scolded?" Su Qing asked Gu Ran.

"No, not only that, I also asked about the spiritual hell, and Aunt Jing said that it didn't need to be treated. To put it simply, those bitter pasts were the sweat I shed to lose weight, the knees I damaged to become a key player in the Olympics, and the calluses I got from writing beautiful handwriting."

Su Qing looked towards the sanatorium building.

What does that mean? Are you suggesting that he move in?

The exterior wall of the sanatorium building is light yellow, and there are nine windows on the side facing the sea, corresponding to the nine wards.

At window 103 on the first floor, the writer of Stinky Fantasy is opening his arms, embracing the sun, as if he is tied to a cross, ready to be burned at the stake by the sun.

Noticing their gazes, the Phantom Stinky Writer looked over and then fiercely gave Gu Ran the middle finger, as if the middle finger was a sharp dagger.

"What did you do?" Su Qing asked.

"I--"

Before Gu Ran could finish his words, he heard Master Aqiu, who was on Channel 202—the windows looked like a TV station—calling, “Avoid sex, Doctor Gu!”

It is said that monks need to train their voices to make their chanting sound better and more people can hear them.

Gu Ran can prove that this is true.

The windows were opened one after another, some were opened by Xie Xiya and Gege themselves, and some were opened by nurses.

Gu Ran raised his right arm, smiled brightly and waved: "Good morning, everyone!"

"Oh hi~" Gege said something meaningless.

This is indeed a mental hospital. When Gu Ran came here, he felt as at home as if he were back home.

Today is Tuesday. After checking the room in the morning, Su Qing and Gege went to Haicheng International High School together.

"Aren't you going with your tutor?" Gege asked Xie Xiya.

"If you don't think when you study, you will be lost. I have been studying recently and now I need time to think." This was Xie Xiya's answer.

I wonder if in Confucius' eyes, her usage of the phrase can be considered as learning from one example and applying it to other situations.

It's better for Xie Xiya to stay. I will tell her about the [Black Dragon Dream] today to prevent her from not cooperating in her dreams in the future.

After the patients had breakfast and had their blood pressure measured, they entered their free time. Gu Ran asked An Yao to take a walk in the backyard.

There are several fields in the backyard, some for growing flowers and some for vegetables. October is the time when sweet potatoes are ripe, so the two of them and Miss Youzai dug sweet potatoes together.

First pull apart the sweet potato vines, then use a small hoe to dig like an archaeologist.

It was just pure fun, and Gu Ran, a farmer's son, was very disdainful of it, but he had no objection to city people experiencing life in this way.

"When I woke up this morning, the time tunnel seemed to have disappeared," said An Yao.

"My previous analysis was wrong." Gu Ran pulled a sweet potato out of the soil. It looked big before it came out of the soil, but it was very small after being pulled out.

To be precise, it is big but very short.

"How did you analyze it?" An Yao asked curiously.

Throwing the sweet potatoes into the basket, Gu Ran said, "I think your inner obstacles come from your insecurity about life, because modeling relies on talent."

"I think I'm not satisfied." An Yao dug out a very long but thin sweet potato.

"Is this what the book calls the crooked melons and cracked jujubes?" Xie Xiya came over with a camera, speaking while recording something.

What on earth is she learning? Idioms?
"Actually, neither of them." Gu Ran continued to say to An Yao, "The real reason you came to {Jinghai} is 'Mom'."

".Mother?"

"Because of mom, you feel insecure living on your talent, and you are unsatisfied and want to live on your own."

"Doctor Gu, look, this is so big!" Miss Youzai was full of joy and picked up a big sweet potato with both hands.

Aren't you taking it too easy, nurse?

"An Yao, weigh it." Miss Youzai handed it to An Yao as if sharing it.

"Really? Send it to the cafeteria and have sweet potato rice for lunch today. It must be delicious!" An Yao, holding a big sweet potato in her hand, was also surprised.

Gu Ran, who was half squatting on the ground, looked at them and laughed without realizing it.

Xie Xiya's gaze left the camera lens, raised her head and looked directly at him, then lowered her head again to capture this scene, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

Gu Ran took a bite of the sweet potato rice at noon and found it was indeed very sweet.

He immediately video-called Su Qing and showed off to her.

"Behind you--" Su Qing turned her head slightly, as if she could see behind him.

"What's wrong?" Gu Ran put the sweet potato on the chopsticks into his mouth and turned around.

Li Xiaoye and Xiaozhi started arguing. No, within a short while, they started fighting.

Ladies and gentlemen, Li Xiaoye’s children are older than Gu Ran, and as for Xiaozhi, his mother is only a few years older than Gu Ran!

The two fought neck and neck.

"The aliens' fighting power is so weak." Gu Ran said while eating sweet potato rice.

"The mental hospital is still more lively and fun than the amusement park!" He Qingyan stood on a stool.

"Aren't you going to stop it?" Chen Ke asked tentatively.

"The nurses are here. What if you go up there and get your hair pulled out?" Gu Ran told her not to go.

"Then you--" Chen Ke hesitated to speak. After all, he was not going, so how could he let him go?

"I can't let the sweet potato rice get cold. Every grain of it is hard-earned."

"Gu Ran, He Qingyan, and Chen Ke, each of you must give me a 500-word self-criticism tonight." Su Qing said with a smile on the other end of the phone.

"Su Qing, hello, Mosimosi, why aren't you moving?" Gu Ran spoke as he moved closer to the phone screen.

"You're done." He Qingyan announced condescendingly.

As she spoke, Su Qing in the camera said, "Gu Ran, you 1000."

He Qingyan raised her hands high, danced and twisted her waist, clapped her hands, and hummed: "The thirty-six strategies of love, you must always maintain your charm."

She is also one of the reasons why the mental hospital is so lively!

Chen Ke was very discouraged at first because it was the first time she wrote a self-criticism, but now she is happy.

Gu Ran suddenly realized that this is the way to go: If everyone is having a hard time, then choose one person and make his life harder, then the rest of the people will feel better.

So he decided to make it harder for others.

After lunch and before nap, in the consultation room.

Li Xiaoye and nurse Li Hui were on the right, Xiaozhi and Yi Shanshan were on the left, and Gu Ran, Chen Ke, and He Qingyan sat in the middle.

Xie Xiya, wearing a white shirt and black school skirt, was auditing a class. Wait, why was she holding a camera instead of a notebook?

Who allowed her to use the camera in the ward?

"It's not a consultation, nor a court session, I just want to ask what's going on?" Gu Ran said. Chen Ke pursed her lips and smiled. Before entering the consultation room, Gu Ran @菲晓晓 in the travel group, asking her what the judge usually said in court.

"Who won?" He Qingyan was curious.

Gu Ran looked at He Qingyan.

"Okay, you answer his questions first." He Qingyan took a step back.

That wasn't the problem, but Gu Ran was also curious about who won, so he didn't correct it.

"The sweet potato in his bowl was dug out by me!" Speaking of this, the stinky writer was still very angry.

He looked like he was really angry, not like he was having a seizure. But why would a writer who earns a lot of money and looks down on Tesla — Gu Ran doesn’t even have an electric car — care so much about a sweet potato?
"Are the sweet potatoes you dug special?" As the current attending physician of the hallucinogenic writer, Chen Ke was also curious.

"There is a signal inside, just like the message in a bottle you Earthlings use, but ours is more advanced. We throw the information into the ocean and let it flow in the genes of any creature. It could be in a fish or a water plant. There is a signal in the sweet potato I dug out!" The Phantom Writer roared loudly.

"What about you?" He Qingyan looked at Xiaozhi with an impolite attitude and no kindness towards children.

Whether it's Xiaozhi, Li Xiaoye, or anyone else, she treats them all equally and never gives in.

Xiaozhi lowered his head and said nothing. It was only until Yin Shanshan whispered something in his ear that Xiaozhi spoke.

"I didn't like him touching me, so I hit him."

"I'm going to sue you for assault!" Li Xiaoye shouted angrily.

"He is a minor." Gu Ran reminded.

"I am an alien! Don't use the Minor Protection Act on me! I will sell you to the cheapest planet and let you drink bat urine to quench your thirst and eat rat claws to fill your stomach in the cave!" said the stinky fantasy writer.

"Bang! Bang!" He Qingyan pounded the table with her fist. "Quiet! Do not threaten the other party!"

"Bah!" The Phantom Stinky Writer spat in Xiaozhi's direction.

"." Gu Ran, Chen Ke, He Qingyan, and Xie Xiya looked at the saliva flying through the air.

"Adjournment!" Gu Ran announced.

This consultation room needs to be disinfected.

In the afternoon, He Qingyan gave everyone a white T-shirt during class. Everyone put it on and then formed a circle.

“Paint the back of the person in front of you.” She stood in the middle of the circle. “Anything is fine, even poetry.”

Chen Ke felt itchy on her back, so Gu Ran carefully wrote "Serve the Country with Loyalty" on her back, starting with "When the smoke of war rises, I look to the north."

Xie Xiya drew a simple sketch of herself on Gu Ran's back: herself playing chess, playing with a chess piece in her hand.

As for Miss Xie Xiya Youzai, she drew a picture of herself kneeling on her back, with the words: Rich woman, please give me money!
Although the painting is very abstract, it would probably win first place if there was a vote.

After Xie Xiya learned the contents of the back, she asked the head nurse: "Can I give her money?"

"No! This is against our regulations!" the nurse said in a tone as firm as a knife.

If you have money but nowhere to spend it, you can donate it to the poor, such as Mr. Gu who has no car, no house and no savings.

"You are too fond of serving your country with loyalty!" Chen Ke smiled at Gu Ran.

"If sunlight has a voice, I hope it means serving the country with loyalty. That's how I like it." Gu Ran said, "What are you painting?"

In front of Chen Ke is Rat Sister Hu Qian. She painted Hu Qian with golden waves rising around her body, and the style of painting was very similar to "Dragon Ball".

Chen Ke indeed has a certain level of drawing skills, and it is likely that he learned it from comics. No wonder he got the [Occupational Card: Scene Cartoonist].

"I hope Hu Qian can improve her energy!" Chen Ke clenched his fists.

"Smell it." Gu Ran said.

Chen Ke laughed so hard that he could hardly stand up straight.

Gu Ran looked at her strangely: "So funny? What's the funny part?"

This is a word he learned recently after surfing, and it seems to be quite old.

The point is not these, but the patients' paintings——

Sister Mouse drew a series of footprints on the back of her head nurse, Wang Jiajia, who felt uneasy.

Li Xiaoye drew a flying saucer on the back of his supervisor, Li Hui (only after he said it was a flying saucer did others realize it was a flying saucer, otherwise they would have thought it was a plate or something);
Master Achu painted rain, lotus, and a toad on the lotus (it was indeed a toad, with many dots on its back);

Model sister An Yao's painting is a bit awkward, with a pair of long legs, as if she is not wearing pants;
Tang Ying, the girl wearing sunglasses, fumbled to draw a pig, and the wavy lines of the pig's tail were particularly delicate;
Xiaozhi drew a circle with a dot in the middle.

"What are you drawing?" Gu Ran asked.

"Universe." Xiaozhi's attitude towards him was pretty good.

"The circle is the universe?"

"The universe is an expansion after a big bang. When the power of the bang is used up, it will collapse and shrink again. Humans, the sun, and everything in the universe all appeared in the bang and will disappear with the bang."

“Do you feel that life is meaningless?”

“What is meaning?”

"That's right. The castle we build will collapse sooner or later, so there's no point in building it." Gu Ran said.

"But it won't disappear." Xiaozhi said.

“What won’t disappear?”

"After the Big Bang cools down, we will not disappear. Whether we are buried or cremated, all the molecules and atoms that make up the human body will return to the universe in a special way, where we will become one with the sun, and I will be with my mother. Unfortunately, I must also be with Li Xiaoye."

Gu Ran looked at the little boy.

"Can I hug you?" Gu Ran asked.

The little boy thought about it seriously and said, "You can try. I'm not sure if I will hit you."

Gu Ran hugged him and the little boy didn't hit him.

After handing Xiaozhi over to Yi Shanshan, Gu Ran found He Qingyan who was admiring the painting.

"See what's going on?" he asked.

He Qingyan asked him to put his ear closer. Gu Ran was a little ticklish but seemed to be concerned about the consequences so he slowly put his ear closer.

Her rosy, plump mouth was close to his ear, and she exhaled hot air: "Is Chen Ke's waist very thin?"

I thought no one saw it!

When reciting "Loyalty to the Country" from memory, Gu Ran looked at Chen Ke's slender waist several times, but he remained calm. Unexpectedly, he was discovered.

"Who do you think draws the best? Just tell me. Any reason is fine, no matter how ridiculous it is." He Qingyan said to everyone, "Don't care about other people's opinions. Choose the best one in your heart."

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《Personal Diary》: Tuesday, October 13, Jinghai

I dug sweet potatoes in Jinghai's yard and reminisced about my childhood. People say that the food we ate when we were young was delicious, but the sweet potato rice I ate today was sweeter than when I was a child.

Su Qing was not around for a day, but she still asked me to write a 1000-word self-criticism. Who can I blame?

She has great powers!
I'm courting death!
It’s all Li Xiaoye’s fault. I must cure you!

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"Doctor's Diary":
An Yao's time tunnel disappeared.

I thought she was uneasy about relying on her talent to make a living and she felt she was unsatisfied, but it was all caused by her mother when she was fifteen.

From then on, this sentence became An Yao's kite string. When she flew far enough, the kite string would pull her back.

For some problems, the psychologist only sees part of the story, the patient himself knows part of the story, and the truth is another part.

(Zhuang Jing’s comment: There is always a connection.)
(End of this chapter)