Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

Chapter 223 The best weapon in the village
"It turns out." Jiang Lu, who gradually understood everything, murmured: "This is what happened."

Seeing that even if the gods appeared, Jiang Lu remained unmoved, the village chief couldn't help but feel more convinced about Jiang Lu's identity as a visitor from the Divine Kingdom.

This looks like someone who is used to seeing big scenes.

But what he didn't know was that Jiang Lu's brain was overloaded and caused a crash.

At this time, he was brainstorming.

Everything becomes clear
all context
One clue after another, all connected in series
The so-called thousands of miles of ravines are actually full of wrinkles))*(((Yeah!

Why did the people sent by the village chief to explore thousands of miles of ravines return to the starting point if they walked to the left and right, but those who walked forward did not come back.
Because the world is not round, but roller-shaped!

Because on the other side of the ravine is not freedom, but the enemy!
And why you can't hear the language of the Kingdom of God in normal times, but can only hear it when "the sky is falling"? This is because only at this time, thousands of miles of ravines will connect to the outside world, otherwise
Ok?
wrong!

There are still doubts!

Jiang Lu thought of something and asked the village chief seriously: "Are there frequent flash floods here?"

"A flash flood?"

The village chief thought for a moment, shook his head and replied: "Never."

"How can this be?"

Jiang Lu punched the window frame hard:

"Damn it! Is there really someone who never poops?!"

When it came to shitting, Jiang Lu thought of something.

He looked again at the appearance of the village chief and the plasticine figures outside.

No wonder.
It felt a little familiar.
This kind of shape has blunt rounded ends, flagella all over the body, can move, and has no spores.
It's you! E. coli!
The place where you originally lived was actually the intestines!

But why.
Why can bacteria develop intelligence?
At this point, these are no longer just bacteria, they are like a brand new race that is evolving from scratch, using the intestines as its base camp, and gradually developing towards a higher race.

This possibility is lower than one in hundreds of millions, billions, or even hundreds of billions!
"So, am I destroying the possibility of civilization every day?"

Jiang Lu's pupils began to tremble, he lowered his head in disbelief and looked at his palm.

Thinking of the many fragrant, slippery, sticky, and silky sticks he consumed every day, he didn't dare to think about how many of them had potential or were even about to develop into civilizations.

"It's none of my business, haha."

Jiang Lu regretted formally for a moment and then felt relieved instantly.

The problem is still at hand.

He already understood that he was in someone's body at this time. Logically speaking, this was already the biggest secret in the world, but there was no response from the panel.

If you think about it carefully, the mission goal is to explore the ultimate goal of the world.

In other words, there must be a bigger secret hidden under this secret!

But my current identity is just a parasite, and I definitely can't get out. It would be bad if it causes perianal cysts in the host.

It seems that we have to continue to delve deeper.

If nothing else, the secret should be hidden in the heart or brain.

After making a plan for the next step, Jiang Lu considered the problems on the route.

Although he has done some research on the structure of the human body, these studies are only limited to the lower third body. He is not very clear about the upper body.

So this will be a problem that needs to be solved.

While he was analyzing calmly and thinking rationally, the two people outside had lost their minds.

Not only did the turmoil between heaven and earth become more intense, but the language of the Kingdom of God also became more urgent.

After listening to a few words, Jiang Lu understood where the meaningless words he heard in the square came from.

It can only be said that they did play a bit fancy.

In general,

"Completely subjective! The sound of licking and soft whispering makes your ears melt in an ASMR salon!" It belongs.

Feeling that time was almost up, Jiang Lu silently retreated under the table, weak and helpless.

"What's wrong with you?"

The village chief, who was performing strange praying movements, noticed Jiang Lu's behavior and felt very puzzled.

What is this doing?
Jiang Lu was looking for something to cover his body from the side and said, "What about that? Just enjoy the baptism for a while. I'll be waiting here. Don't worry about me."

He instinctively resisted being covered with milk.

Hearing this, the village chief became even more confused: "What baptism?"

"It's just rain from the sky, blessings from the Kingdom of God, etc."

"There is no such thing."

"No?"

Jiang Lu was doubtful:

"Is Nantong also in vitro?"

"Ah, what is in vitro?"

"A cowardly act."

"I understand." The village chief remembered his instructions: "I will definitely teach the villagers not to have in vitro fertilization in the future!"

"That's not necessary"

While the two were talking, the language of the Kingdom of God suddenly stopped.

After ending with "Take care of yourself", no more sounds were heard.

The sky became what it was before, and nothing around him changed. It was as if everything had never happened.

And just as the village chief said, there was no baptism as Jiang Lu imagined. Everything was just his unfounded worry about saving others by himself. Not everyone was as unsafe as he was.

This made Jiang Lu feel a little dazed.

If I were not well-informed, I am afraid that under the preconceived guidance of the village chief, I might have thought this was a miracle.

According to his bad temper, he had to climb up and have a look. If he did this, he might be taken out to plant cauliflower.

God knows whether they commit crimes regularly or on the fly?

If it is wandering, then the opportunity to conquer this spiritual realm is completely lost.

Thinking about it this way, the situation just now was really dangerous.

As for the village chief, he was already immersed in the new vocabulary he had just learned and couldn't stop.

Jiang Lu and the village chief both got the answers they wanted in this opening of the Kingdom of God, and everyone got a satisfactory result.

And Jiang Lu, who had already decided on his next course of action, also planned to head towards the intestines.

But before that, he still needed to ask the village chief for a map, so as not to get lost and end up somewhere he couldn't go.

"Go straight to the back and that's where you lived before, right?"

"You want to go in?" The village chief was a little surprised.

"What's wrong? What's the problem inside?" Jiang Lu asked.

The village chief thought Jiang Lu was upset, so he quickly explained: "No, I just thought you would go back to the Kingdom of God directly."

"Then give me a map. I've never been here before and I'm worried about getting lost."

"A map?"

The village chief said apologetically: "I don't have a map either."

"?" Jiang Lu felt unbelievable: "No, haven't you explored the surrounding area? Didn't you record the nearby terrain at all?"

"Well, this is related to our racial talent."

The village chief replied:
"Although we can all speak now, our instincts are still there. Our bodies can secrete a special kind of pheromone. The paths we travel can be marked by us, and our tribe can also exchange this kind of pheromone with each other. , directly pass the route traveled to others.

So as long as the terrain doesn't change drastically, the whole clan will never get lost on the path that one person has walked. But then again, if the terrain changes, then the map will be useless, right? "

Hearing what the village chief said, Jiang Lu thought of the lump of plasticine that had led him the way before. When walking, it seemed that it would secrete mucus from time to time that would dry quickly, leaving traces on the ground. I thought it was the old man pressing the remote control, but I didn't expect it was to mark the route.

Seeing Jiang Lu's thoughtful look, the village chief thought he was troubled by this, so he quickly continued: "But don't worry, you can still find it even without a map, but the road is a bit difficult."

"How to say?"

"Although shortcuts are difficult to find, you can always get there as long as you keep climbing over these mountains in a direction perpendicular to these mountains."

The village chief gestured:
"Because the mountains of Wanli Gully are layered layer by layer, almost parallel and very neat, there is no need to worry about getting lost."

Jiang Lu had no expression on his face.

Layer by layer?
Round and round!
But having a way is always better than having no way at all.

In short, first go to the intestines, then see if you can find capillaries, then follow the clues to find the veins, and then follow the veins to the heart to see what's going on.

After making up his mind, Jiang Lu nodded to the village chief: "Thank you then. You can continue to study and make progress. I will leave first."

Jiang Lu took a step forward and was about to leave, but was stopped by the village chief.

"Anything else?"

"that."

The village chief hesitated to speak, looking a little embarrassed.

"If you have anything to say, just say it. Can I still eat you?" Jiang Lu urged.

Normally, this sentence would be considered a tone-of-mouth statement, but in this case, Jiang Lu really didn't dare to eat E. coli.

Hearing this, the village chief breathed a sigh of relief, and then cautiously requested: "Actually, I have another unkind request."

"You say it first, but I may not be able to do it."

After sorting out his emotions, the village chief continued: "Actually, we moved here before. Although a large part of the reason was because we wanted to learn the language of the Kingdom of God, another part was because we were often harassed by dragons, so If you want to go back, I hope you can help us kill the evil dragon."

"Dragon"

Jiang Luba pouted with a complicated expression: "If it was before, if you said it was a dragon, then I would believe it, but now."

"It's really a dragon!" The village chief thought that Jiang Lu didn't believe it, and wanted to prove it eagerly: "The gods said it was a dragon!"

"Then can you describe to me what the dragon you are talking about looks like?"

"Its body is very long, it moves very flexibly and quickly, its body is covered with scales, and it also has claws. Isn't this a dragon?"

Listening to the village chief's description, Jiang Lu began to believe it.

With this kind of appearance, it seems that there is no such thing in the human body. Is it really a dragon?
Jiang Lu's curiosity was successfully aroused.

Although I don’t know why there is this kind of creature in the intestines, I believe that once I see it, all the confusion will be solved.

"Okay, I'll remember it." Jiang Lu agreed to the village chief, but he still added: "But I can't guarantee whether it can be done."

"If there is nothing you can do, there is nothing we can do."

The village chief smiled bitterly, then changed the topic and suddenly said:

"Since you agreed to my request, no matter whether I can help you or not, I would like to consider it as a thank you gift or a thoughtful gesture. Please bring the most powerful artifact in our village!"

Jiang Lu's eyes lit up.

The legendary village sword?
"Yeah."

Accepting the village chief's kindness, Jiang Lu followed him to the village's treasure house.

The villagers who were crazy in the square have now calmed down.

In order to prevent them from getting too high and causing sudden death, the village chief concealed the identity of the visitor from Jiang Lu Divine Kingdom, saying only that he was a brave man who came from afar to help them kill the evil dragon in their original home.

The villagers were naturally very excited about this.

One pass to ten, ten to one hundred, by the time Jiang Lu walked to the treasure house, all the villagers had gathered here.

On the one hand, he wants to express his respect and blessings to the brave man. On the other hand, he naturally wants to witness the most powerful artifact in the village being born again and show its edge to the world!
As the village chief ordered people to slowly open the heavy wooden door, a dusty and primitive atmosphere came oncoming.

The dust swept across, but it couldn't cover up the peerless and ferocious aura in the airtight treasure house.

Jiang Lu felt this breath and couldn't help but sigh:
"I never imagined that a small anus could have such a mystery!"

He moved his steps and slowly walked into the dark warehouse.

His eyes couldn't adapt to the darkness for a while, so he had to blink constantly. After rubbing it a few times, he could finally see the scene in the treasure house clearly.

But the strange thing is that Jiang Lu looked around, but did not see the so-called artifact. The huge treasure house was actually empty.

"Where's the stuff?"

Jiang Lu turned around and asked.

The village chief followed, looked around, and then whispered: "At your feet."

Jiang Lu lowered his head and saw what he had guessed was a red shield-like thing, and quickly jumped away.

"Oops, sorry, didn't pay attention."

"It doesn't matter." The village chief picked up the shield, blew on it twice, and then handed it to Jiang Lu respectfully: "Please take it."

Seeing the village chief being so solemn, Jiang Lu couldn't help but become serious and took the shield seriously.

As soon as the shield was in hand, Jiang Lu felt a burning pain in his hand.

He was shocked: "This is..."

The village chief chuckled and showed Jiang Lu his palm, which was so red and swollen that it had blisters. After just a moment of contact, his hand was already injured to this extent.

It shows how much he values ​​this shield. In order to hand it over to Jiang Lu in a ceremonial manner, he did not hesitate to pay such a price!

Jiang Lu was a little moved: "Are you okay?"

"It doesn't matter." The village chief looked at Jiang Lu's palm that had a burning sensation but no scars at all, and took a long breath as if he had fulfilled a wish: "Seeing that you can control its power, I will not worried."

"So what's going on with this shield?" Jiang Lu asked.

The village chief spoke slowly: "This is an artifact that somehow found its way into the ravines. Although it was sleeping at the moment and there was nothing special about it, when it first appeared, it burned several villagers alive. .

And its power is uncontrollable fire! I am sure that it is the supreme weapon that has flown from the Kingdom of God to the human world, so I believe that perhaps only you can control it in this world. "

Jiang Lu suddenly had a bad feeling.

He has already learned from experience that anything related to the Kingdom of God may not be a good thing.

He subconsciously held the shield and walked out of the treasure house. When they saw him coming out, the other villagers instinctively backed away. This was out of admiration for the brave man and awe for the artifact in his hand.

But Jiang Lu didn't pay attention to these, and only observed carefully under the sufficient light source outdoors.

This observation really gave him some clues.

Although the shape is similar to a shield, its material is not like any kind of metal, wood or any other composite.

Feeling the hot touch and the village chief's description, Jiang Lu got closer and smelled it, and then finally recognized the material of the shield.

"Is this... millet spicy?!"

"Did you recognize its material?" The village chief was overjoyed: "You are indeed its destined owner!"

Jiang Lu threw away his shield with a gloomy look on his face: "Take whoever you love."

But who would have thought that the "shield" that was thought to be just an ordinary Xiaomi Spicy actually spewed fire the moment it landed on the ground under Jiang Lu's rough manipulation.

This startled Jiang Lu and he picked up the shield again.

The village chief on the side, who was burnt because he got too close, laughed when he saw this: "Look, I said it could breathe fire, right?"

"How is this possible?" Jiang Lu frowned: "Is the legend that Sichuan people's butts can spit fire actually true?"

Although he didn't know what the principle was, Jiang Lu decided to bring it with him for the time being.

"Does it have a name?" Jiang Lu asked the village chief.

"No, please get one."

Jiang Lu nodded, raised the shield to the sun, looked at the crystal clear red glow reflected by the millet pepper and said:
"Then I'll call you Fire Joy."

　good night

　　
　
(End of this chapter)