Do not engage in underworld operations in the human world!

When Jiang Lu read out the name, it was obvious that Xiaomi Spicy Shield jumped with joy.

It’s as natural and harmonious as the beating when a girl lowers her head, touches her, and asks, “Do you miss me?”

"As expected of you, it is really happy!"

The village chief said with some relief.

As the first person to learn writing and language and popularize it, although the village chief is just E. coli, his character is noble.

He would not regard the fire as his property just because it appeared around the village. Even if he couldn't use it, he would still occupy the latrine and not shit.

On the contrary, he prefers to find an owner who can truly gain its approval, so as to gain a sense of satisfaction and achievement.

This kind of quality is very rare even in the human world, so although he didn't show it, Jiang Lu's recognition of him in his heart was even higher.

"Well, thank you for being a good shield, I'm ready to go."

"Oh, wait!"

The village chief seemed to have just remembered something, so he called Jiang Lu again, and then handed him a long gelatinous object that looked like bean sprouts.

Jiang Lu took the bean sprouts, which were one-third of the thickness of his arm, and asked curiously: "What is this?"

"My wife." The village chief replied.

Jiang Lu was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously threw it out: "Grass!"

Fortunately, the village chief had quick eyes and quick hands and caught the bean sprouts in mid-air.

But he probably misunderstood something. Jiang Lu thought it was a plug-in that was dirty, but he thought Jiang Lu was afraid that it was alive, so he quickly explained:

“Literally, it’s part of my wife.

She was dead, but the tentacles hidden inside her brain were still intact and functioning normally.

There are tentacles in the foreheads of our tribe that can exchange information. Before we could not speak, we all communicated in this way.

You will inevitably meet people of other races here. Most races that live in groups have similar structures. If you want to communicate with them normally, you must use it. "

"Uh, so that's it, I'm sorry."

Jiang Lu took Douya back in embarrassment, feeling a little guilty. He didn't expect that the village chief was so thoughtful and even took out his wife's belongings for his own convenience. He couldn't be called a good person, he was completely qualified. He is a saint.

"Then how should I use it?" Jiang Lu rarely showed the greatest degree of politeness.

"Just stick it on your forehead. Although other races have no language, their intentions can be conveyed to your consciousness."

After saying that, the village chief helped Jiang Lu stick the bean sprouts on his forehead.

Everything went well, but the bad thing was that because the bean sprouts were gelatinous and would bend and hang down, Jiang Lu looked like a lantern fish, a bit like a unicorn, and a bit like Squidward. The nose is on the forehead, which is more like um, hard to say.

Jiang Lu flicked the bean sprouts with his hands, making them dangle.

It looks more like this.

After a moment of silence, Jiang Lu turned his head in circles, making it spin like a windmill, and then laughed happily.

It can be seen that he is very satisfied with this look.

After getting tired of playing, Jiang Lu remembered and asked: "Oh, by the way, didn't you say that all of you have tentacles? Why didn't I see it?"

"Yes, they are just hidden, you see."

As he spoke, the village chief exerted his strength and made a constipation sound from his mouth.

Soon, a slight bulge appeared on its forehead.

Under the bulge, Jiang Lu discovered that there was a pinhole-like hole in the center of the bulge.

As the bulge became more obvious, the hole gradually expanded, and then a bean sprout exactly like the one on Jiang Lu's head came out.

However, there was a little soy sauce color attached to the village chief's bean sprouts. Jiang Lu speculated that this might be a symbol of old age.

The village chief glanced at it and said apologetically: "Sorry, I haven't used it for a long time since I got the language. It's a bit dirty."

"Ah, it turns out it's not age spots." Jiang Lu was disappointed.

In short, amid laughter and laughter, Jiang Lu received his initial equipment in Juhua Village, and then embarked on an adventure journey to explore the world’s ultimate
after one day.

Holding a shield in his left hand and a wooden stick he picked up as a hiking pole in his right hand, with bean sprouts hanging on his head, Jiang Lu, who was both a shield hero and a stick hero, once again climbed over a mountain.

Throughout the whole day, he never stopped for a moment, either climbing over the mountain or on the way there.

Although he relied on the infinite endurance brought by the original kidney, his body would not feel tired.

But I always see the same scene. Every time I climb over a mountain with full hope to see the plain, I end up seeing another mountain. It seems to be endless.

This experience of being full of hope and constantly disappointed still brought him a lot of psychological fatigue.

This time was no exception, but as he gradually became numb, he no longer had any hope. He was just subconsciously repeating the work of climbing over the mountain like a worker on an assembly line, and he almost forgot what he was going to do.

But what surprised him was that he thought he would see another big mountain, but he didn't expect that there was already an endless plain in front of him.

Jiang Lu couldn't react to the sudden joy.

Seeing that the progress bar heading towards the heart finally had clear feedback, Jiang Lu couldn't help but have a relaxed smile on his lips.

He finally said his first words of the day.

“The Male Gobi is so big!”

Who would have thought before setting off that it would take three days just to walk from the anus to the intestines?
But Jiang Lu’s champagne was opened early after all.

Although we have reached the plains, this is only the edge of the intestinal tract.

As we all know, the intestine is divided into three major sections, the small intestine, the large intestine and the rectum.

According to the normal process, food enters the small intestine from the stomach. After being digested and absorbed, the residue enters the large intestine, is further concentrated and squeezed to form feces, and is then excreted from the rectum.

Subdivide further down.

The small intestine is divided into duodenum, jejunum and ileum.

The large intestine is divided into the cecum, ascending colon, right flexure of colon, transverse colon, left flexure of colon, descending colon, sigmoid colon, and rectum.

Although his understanding of the human body is very limited, Jiang Lu still knows that normally, to enter the heart, it must pass through blood vessels, and the place with the most capillaries in the intestine is the small intestine.

Although there are some in the large intestine and rectum, nutrients mainly enter the hepatic portal vein through the capillaries on the wall of the small intestine, and then enter the liver for further metabolism and processing. Finally, the blood is pumped through the heart to various tissues and organs throughout the body to complete nutrition. Transport of substances.

To be on the safe side, although there are capillaries in the large intestine and the first half of the rectum, these are all remote roads, also known as provincial roads, which are relatively local. To avoid trouble or go astray, Jiang Lu decided to take the national highway of the small intestine. .

It's a little roundabout, but it's more standardized and has the greatest degree of universality.

And didn't he also agree to the village chief to deal with the evil dragon? As the saying goes, people go to higher places and water flows to lower places. As long as they are intelligent creatures, they will definitely know where the environment is suitable for survival. Then there is no need to think about it. The dragon must have lived in a prime location like Xiaochang with convenient transportation and fertile land.

So no matter what you consider, the first step is to reach the small intestine first.

And Jiang Lu came back from the anus, which means he is now in the rectum.

The rectum is still a long way from the small intestine.

Realizing this, Jiang Lu didn't feel excited for a moment about reaching the rectum, and immediately rushed to the battlefield of the small intestine
However, the journey of a brave man is always long and boring.

Whether it is comics or novels, they only focus on the part where the hero fights the Demon King's army or the Demon King. As everyone knows, in a brave man's entire career, such boring journeys account for 90%.

Although on the way to the small intestine, Jiang Lu also met some interesting creatures and had simple exchanges, but in the vast sea of ​​​​people, you and I are just passers-by in life.

No matter how interesting the time is, it is only short-lived. They have their own lives, and Jiang Lu also has his own goals. The more in-depth communication, the more painful the separation is before each separation, knowing that we may never see each other again in this life. It's a pity.

Jiang Lu gradually got used to this kind of life of living in the open air.

If you don’t want to leave, just find a place to rest. After the fatigue in your heart is relieved, you can continue walking forward.

After being separated from the last bacterium for who knows how long, Jiang Lu finally saw another bacterium dragging a simple wooden cart in front of him.

It looks like a slug, moving in the same direction as its destination.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Lu quickly stepped forward and expertly tapped the slug on the forehead with a bean sprout.

The slug slowly turned back and extended a tentacle from its head, responding to Jiang Lu.

Jiang Lu got straight to the point: "Are you GG or MM?"

After some effort, the slug finally understood that Jiang Lu was asking about its gender.

"MM."

Hearing this answer, Jiang Lu breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that he could be lazy again.

"where are you going?"

"Foraging."

Slug takes a long time to understand Jiang Lu's questions every time, and the answers he gives are very short and simple. This also shows that the village chief's choice is indeed correct. Compared with these bacteria, the villagers of Juhua Village are simply It’s not like a one-dimensional civilization.

"So you pulled a car?" Jiang Lu nodded: "How about giving me a ride?"

"Do not."

This answer was expected by Jiang Lu, but he did not give up.

After this period of study, he has mastered the behavioral logic of these bacteria.

In their world, apart from survival and reproduction, they have no desires or desires.

So Jiang Lu directly made a condition: "Give me a ride and have sex with you."

"it is good."

With Slug's simple thinking, she couldn't even tell that Jiang Lu was not the same species at all. She simply believed that if they could communicate, they were the same kind, and if they were the same kind, they could reproduce.

So Jiang Lu had a thrilling fight with her in the car.

Although it was bacteria, Jiang Lu didn't mind it very much.

After a while, Jiang Lu lay comfortably on the cart and picked his teeth with the grass on the roadside, while Slug pulled the cart and continued to move forward.

This is not the first time Jiang Lu has done this.

After figuring out the behavioral logic of the bacteria, he began to try it. Now, not only he is familiar with it, he can also say that he is very proficient.

In this way, he did not walk 50% of the way on his own feet, and he got a lot of free rides.

"If you don't say that people's creativity is unlimited when they are lazy, how did you come up with the first Gu Yuan who traveled on a budget? What a genius!"

Jiang Lu said to himself.

Of course, the simple exchanges mentioned before are almost all like this.

Even if it's bacteria, the only bottom line he sticks to is that he must be a female driver. Although it was a difficult time at the beginning, Jiang Lu soon adapted and enjoyed it.

It's a win-win situation.

The driver felt comfortable, Jiang Lu felt comfortable, and Jiang Lu felt comfortable again without having to walk.

Jiang Lu won twice by himself!
It can be said that he now completely regards this place as his training room.

Needless to say, after successfully conquering the Spiritual Realm this time, the achievement of [Love of Hundreds of Clans] will be thirty or forty levels higher.

He didn't even think so now that he was reaching the small intestine so quickly.

However, there is no such thing as a banquet that never ends, and what is supposed to come will always come.

After walking like this and experiencing the local customs and customs for a while, Jiang Lu finally arrived at Xiaochang.

Although there were no road signs or signs, Jiang Lu could still tell at a glance that he had reached his destination.

Because this place is obviously not as desolate as the large intestine. It takes more than half a day to walk to see a village. Not only are there many bacterial colonies here, but the exchanges between bacteria are also more frequent.

This can be seen from their ability to express more complex intentions to Jiang Lu and identify him as belonging to other races.

Lian Jiang Lu couldn't help but sigh: "When I got down from the bacteria in the large intestine five minutes ago and breathed the first breath of air from the small intestine, I didn't expect that the air here would be so sweet and fresh, even extremely luxurious!"

He came to the first village he saw, found the local village chief, and asked him about the evil dragon.

When Jiang Lu was in the large intestine, he had never seen or heard of an evil dragon along the way, so he was almost certain that the evil dragon should be in the small intestine.

Sure enough, although the village chief didn't know what the evil dragon was at first, his expression changed obviously when he heard Jiang Lu describe the appearance of the evil dragon according to what the village chief of Juhua Village said.

Apparently, only the bacteria in the small intestine are aware of the dragon's existence.

However, this also reflects the fact that they seem to have moved from Juhua Village to the small intestine.

Now Jiang Lu was very curious as to how he could get lost from the small intestine to the anus, but after all, it was impossible to go back now. It seemed that this question was difficult to answer.

The village chief's body exudes an indescribable smell. Judging from the smell, he might be a lactic acid bacteria.

"What are you doing with it?"

the village chief asked cautiously, as if the mere mention of the dragon's existence frightened him.

"I am a brave man, and I am here to slay the dragon."

"A brave man?" The village chief was doubtful: "I have never heard of the existence of a brave man."

"It didn't happen before, but now it does! I am entrusted by others to kill this harmful monster and give you a living environment that is not threatened!"

"Really? Can you really do this? This would be great!"

Although the dialogue is very passionate, the way the two people talk is to use their tentacles to fencing each other.

So when the village chief suddenly burst into tears with excitement, the surrounding villagers, who didn't know what was going on, thought the village chief had been stabbed into tears by Jiang Lu.

"So, please tell me, where is the dragon?"

"I don't know where it lives, but every month it snatches a beautiful young man from every nearby village. Counting the days, it will almost be tomorrow."

The village chief requested:
"Please be sure to stay in the village for one night. I will notify the village chiefs of other villages to come over as soon as possible, and we will make plans together then."

Jiang Lu nodded: "Okay, let's do it."

After the matter was finalized, Jiang Lu moved into the village and quietly waited for the arrival of the evil dragon. (End of this chapter)