Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!

Chapter 432: Eat too much watermelon and get on the 120!

"So, Chinese medicine practitioners all know something about veterinary medicine?"

Su Bingbing stared with her big eyes.

She just felt that the information Chen Mu expressed at this moment was still a little unbelievable to her.

all the time.

In Su Bingbing's understanding.

A doctor who treats people is a doctor who treats people.

This is what Chen Mu is saying now.

Although it is not earth-shattering.

But it somewhat broke Su Bingbing's long-standing cognition.

Chen Mu smiled and nodded, "In fact, many Chinese medicine practitioners who don't know much about veterinary medicine can try acupuncture for animals."

"That's why I said that the chicken farm your friend saw, where chickens are fed Chinese medicine, is completely feasible."

"As long as the subsequent relevant procedures are legal and compliant, and it can pass the quarantine of relevant departments, it can be eaten normally."

"and……"

Chen Mu curled his lips and said, "I think that chicken that has been treated with Chinese medicine should be very popular in the soup-making province."

these years.

Because Chinese medicine practitioners take a long time to develop, many people cannot meet a good Chinese medicine practitioner.

In addition, there are many barefoot doctors who mix in and cheat people.

Although many people agree that there are powerful and good Chinese medicine practitioners in this world.

But residents in most provinces go to the hospital for medical treatment.

I would still subconsciously choose a doctor who has studied modern medicine.

Just like most provinces.

It is also a tertiary hospital.

The number of patients admitted by the Chinese Medicine Hospital is less than that of other tertiary hospitals in the same city.

Su Bingbing nodded awkwardly: "It's like this, my friend saved money by making soup."

"What's happening now is that people are just trying to change the way they raise chickens."

"But my friend and many people who heard the news have added the chicken farm owner on WeChat. If the farm owner is willing to sell these chickens that have been treated with Chinese medicine one day, he is willing to pay several times the price of ordinary free-range chickens to buy them."

Speaking of it.

Su Bingbing was somewhat helpless, and after a pause, she continued, "Based on what I have learned so far, my friend is not someone who is willing to spend several times the price to buy a chicken with Chinese medicinal herbs, and he is not the one who offers the highest price either."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"I didn't know there was such a native chicken before, and now I'm eager to know the address."

"If this thing is really reliable, it will be available on the market sooner or later. Is there any need to be so anxious?"

"I want to know if the local chicken will taste more delicious after drinking Chinese medicine."

"Please believe that we save time when making soup. As long as the price is relatively reasonable, we are willing to pay for this kind of chicken with Chinese medicinal herbs."

"If they make soup and the local chicken soup with Chinese medicine tastes really delicious, I might as well go there to try it."

"You can travel, but you should be cautious when trying new things. The tastes in each region are different. What if the chicken soup tastes like herbal tea?"

"???"

"What's so weird about herbal tea??!!"

"..."

—

Su Bingbing discovered.

After I finished saying the previous few sentences.

Chen Mu fell into complete silence.

Su Bingbing didn't know why Chen Mu was silent, so she could only poke Chen Mu's arm quietly.

He asked quietly, "Doctor Chen, what are you thinking about?"

Chen Mu looked at Su Bingbing seriously and said, "I was just thinking, is it too late for me to resign from Haicheng University and start raising chickens in traditional Chinese medicine?"

Su Bingbing: "..."

"Hello, Doctor Chen!"

"Doctor Chen, I'm not sick. I'm not some fragile college student!"

"Doctor Chen, I'm super healthy!"

"Doctor Chen, I ran five kilometers today and my face didn't turn red or my heart didn't beat fast!"

"..."

As Chen Mu and Su Bingbing gradually approached the school hospital.

The crispy college students they met also began to behave a little strangely.

Anyone with a cheerful personality will take the initiative to greet Chen Mu and Su Bingbing.

But there is something behind their words.

But it proves that they are not fragile college students?

Chen Mu, feeling inexplicably strange, stopped.

Looking at these fragile college students, he asked, "During the time when I was not at the school hospital, did anything happen that was related to the fragile college students?"

"Doctor Chen, you really understand us the best."

"Wow, Dr. Chen, you have to make the decision for us!"

"..."

As soon as the crispy college students opened their mouths, they looked like they had suffered a great injustice.

Let’s not talk about Chen Mu this time.

Even Su Bingbing couldn't help but express her opinion.

If the fragile college students really suffered any grievances, she would be willing to help.

Just when a few fragile college students were deeply moved by Su Bingbing's attitude.

But he saw Chen Mu holding down Su Bingbing with one hand while she was still making a promise.

Helplessly said: "Let's listen to what they say first..."

In front of the live camera.

Chen Mu was also embarrassed to make it too obvious.

but.

What kind of grievances have these fragile college students encountered?

In Chen Mu’s heart.

Still maintain a skeptical attitude.

"Doctor Chen, this is what happened..."

Following the aggrieved opening of a fragile college student.

Chen Mu finally figured out the cause and effect of the matter.

After he said that naughty kids can compete with the fragile college students.

On the internet.

A fierce argument also broke out.

There are mainly two groups, one is the group with children, and the other is the group of fragile college students.

There is also a large group of people who do not belong to either group but love to watch the fun.

The fragile college students are unwilling to admit that the fragile college students of Haicheng University are equal to the entire fragile college student group.

It also gives examples of some naughty children's outrageous behaviors, as well as the bad influence caused by some naughty parents' excessive indulgence of their children.

These remarks.

This directly angered the group with children.

They all said that the crispy college student was talking nonsense.

The examples they gave only refer to a very small group of children. Most children do not get into trouble, rarely go to the hospital, and grow up healthily.

So...

Because of a casual remark made by Chen Mu.

There are two groups: the fragile college students and the parents with children.

A heated argument broke out online over which group is more likely to commit suicide: fragile college students or naughty children.

very beginning.

Although the arguments between the two groups were fierce, they were also evenly matched.

But I don’t know who started the quarrel first.

Someone actually chose to expose the secret.

The fragile college students of Haicheng University became the biggest victims of this Internet war of words.

This is the scene just now.

In Haicheng University.

Students with better physical fitness all want to prove that they are not fragile college students.

Chen Mu was about to say something.

When trying to calm the emotions of these fragile college students in front of me.

"Doctor Chen! Doctor Chen!"

"Wait for me! Check my roommate's illness!"

“My roommate is dying!”

Sudden.

A loud shout attracted everyone's attention.

Chen Mu looked at those students who were trying hard to prove that they were not fragile college students.

Both sides can see it.

At this moment.

The helplessness and helplessness in the other person's eyes.

Chen Mu sighed and walked quickly over there.

The person came riding the school's shared electric bike.

But this guy did not obey traffic rules. There was a person squatting in front of the shared electric bike.

The man squatted in front of the electric bike and retched.

See this scene.

Chen Mu couldn't help but frowning.

This student who is retching doesn’t look very good!

Just when Chen Mu was about to walk to the classmate riding the electric scooter.

Sudden.

The shared electric bike braked suddenly.

Nothing happened to Chen Mu either.

The cyclist was fine.

Instead, the patient who was squatting in front of the electric car was thrown out.

"vomit!"

The patient lay on the ground, continuing to retch with red eyes.

Chen Mu: "..."

The non-crispy college students of Haicheng University: "..."

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"Okay, okay! Although I still don't know what disease this classmate has, I can tell as soon as he appears that he must be seriously ill!"

"Haha! You are really good at analysis!"

"It seems that those students are about to collapse. They tried so hard to prove that Haicheng University is not just full of fragile students, but before they could prove their success, they were slapped in the face by their own alumni."

"I keep dry heaving but can't vomit, and my stomach looks really big. What kind of disease is this? Why haven't I heard of it?"

"If this patient is a woman, I would suspect she is pregnant if these symptoms are combined together."

"But the problem is, this is not a woman, this is a man who looks a bit skinny..."

"This is outrageous. My wife is seven months pregnant and her belly doesn't look as big as this guy's!"

"Oh my goodness! This is flatulence!"

"Is gas so terrible? I also have gas. Should I go to a traditional Chinese medicine hospital and make an appointment with a specialist first?"

"You guys only know how to go to the hospital to register, but I'm a smart person, I'm different, I just bought myself an insurance policy!"

"Good boy, you are really smart!"

"..."

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"This student ate a lot of cold fruits, probably all in one go."

"watermelon?"

The boy riding the electric scooter nodded exaggeratedly: "Yes, I ate watermelon. Doctor Chen, you are really a miracle doctor!"

The group of Haicheng University alumni around.

At this time, they were no longer in a hurry to clear their names, and just watched the excitement from a close distance.

"It's still a different feeling to watch it live. Is Chinese medicine so magical that you can tell what you've eaten just by touching it lightly with your hand?"

"Eating watermelon, even if you eat a lot, you shouldn't eat it like this, right?"

"Is it really like what those people on the Internet say, that there is something wrong with the feng shui of our school, which is why there are so many fragile college students?"

"Didn't you just deny that you were a fragile college student? Why did you change your words so quickly?"

"I don't admit that I am a fragile college student! But that doesn't mean that I don't recognize that the guy in front of me is a fragile college student!"

"Isn't the crispy college student just a popular Internet meme? There's no need for you to react so strongly, right?"

"What do you mean there's no need to react so strongly? If you knew what those people on the Internet said about the fragile college students in our school, your reaction might be even more intense than mine!"

"I don't believe it! What did they say?"

"They said! If you come to Haicheng for tourism, you must visit Haicheng University and bring back some Haicheng specialties, the crispy college students from Haicheng University!"

"..."

Listening to the lively discussion behind me.

The corners of Chen Mu's lips twitched unconsciously.

No wonder these students reacted so suddenly.

Are these netizens going too far?
Even though I thought so in my heart.

But Chen Mu couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.

It’s time to say it or not.

The joke that crispy college students are a specialty of Haicheng sounds quite funny?!
Chen Mu released his hand from the wrist of the crispy college student and looked speechlessly at the student who brought the patient over: "Do you know how many kilograms of watermelon he ate?"

"If I didn't misdiagnose, this student must have eaten too much, which led to dry heaving..."

Last time I saw someone eating instant noodles.

It's already outrageous.

Seeing this person eating watermelon, Chen Mu was really speechless.

Have you never eaten watermelon in your life?
Want to eat so much in one go?

There’s more!
The price of watermelons in Haicheng has not been cheap in recent times.

Are the living expenses of these fragile college students so high?

I can eat more than ten or twenty watermelons in one go...

Chen Mu was still thinking this in his mind.

Sudden.

I heard the patient's friend say in a somewhat embarrassed voice, "Doctor Chen, my roommate ate more than 30 kilograms of watermelon..."

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

For a moment.

Chen Mu really doubted his ears, wondering if he had heard it wrong.

Although watermelon is delicious, there is no need for one person to eat 30 kilograms of it at one time, right?

Facing Chen Mu's incredulous gaze, the patient's friend tentatively asked, "Of course, it is also possible that he ate 40 kilograms of watermelon in one breath?"

Chen Mu took a deep breath and said to Su Bingbing beside him: "Reporter Su, please call an ambulance."

As Su Bingbing walked away with her phone.

Chen Mu continued, "Classmate, there is still a difference between a 30-jin watermelon and a 40-jin watermelon. If you know the situation of this classmate, I hope the information you provide can be clearer."

The boy scratched his head awkwardly: "Doctor Chen, we bought two 20-pound Kirin watermelons at the school gate. We haven't eaten watermelons for a long time. In addition, the watermelons were placed in the supermarket at the school gate and were frozen overnight. My roommate was so happy that he ate both watermelons in one go..."

Speaking of it.

There was a hint of sadness and anger in the boy's eyes.

Boy: "Doctor Chen, you have no idea how outrageous this beast is! We bought this watermelon together, but this guy ate it all by himself, leaving no one for me!!!"

Chen Mu: "..."

Looking at the patient who was still retching, Chen Mu admired him even more.

really.

Those who can be fragile college students are, without exception, ruthless people.

Chen Mu still couldn't figure it out: "Since there are two watermelons weighing more than 20 kilograms, shouldn't that be more than 40 kilograms? Why do you still say 30 kilograms?"

(End of this chapter)