Is the school doctor free?Have you ever heard of crispy college students!
Chapter 433: Cutting the aorta when opening a package?
Chapter 433: Cutting the aorta when opening a package?
Listening to Chen Mu's questioning voice.
The fragile college student in front of him actually showed a hint of grievance.
"Doctor Chen, don't you know that the watermelon stand in front of our school has a history of shortchanging people on weight?"
Chen Mu was stunned.
He shook his head and said, "I don't know, but..."
Chen Mu felt a little strange when looking at the expression of the crispy college student.
He said speechlessly, "Since you also know that the watermelon stall has cheated on the weight before, can't you just go to other stalls to buy?"
“There shouldn’t be only one watermelon stand in front of the school, right?”
There are merchants who are dishonest and cunning, but there are also merchants who are honest, trustworthy and have a good reputation.
Even though I knew a store was shortchanging people, I still insisted on going there.
Isn't this a brain problem?!
Chen Mu thought so in his mind.
The other crispy college students who were watching the fun seemed to suddenly remember something.
Looking at the patient's friend, "Did you two buy the watermelon from that morally blackmailing watermelon stand?"
The more Chen Mu listened, the more confused he became.
I just feel like this group of brittle college students are playing dumb with him.
Even Su Bingbing, who was beside Chen Mu, had an overwhelming desire for knowledge.
On the side, he asked seriously, "What do you mean by moral kidnapping? If you don't buy watermelons from this shop, can the boss still morally kidnap you?"
"I'm just selling watermelons, how can this be considered moral blackmail?!"
The crispy college students sighed in unison.
The friend of the patient reluctantly explained: "If they were just ordinary watermelon sellers, there might be no way to blackmail us morally."
"My quality is actually not stable. I become stronger when I meet a stronger opponent!"
Chen Mu said at the side in a very affirmative tone: "But, you two are still being morally kidnapped."
The patient's friend sighed again: "That's because the two watermelon sellers are disabled!"
"Every time we don't go to their stall, they would say that young people nowadays don't know how to care for the disabled."
"But when we buy the watermelon from him, we have to bear the risk of being shortchanged."
The crispy college students who were watching on the side.
Mentioned the watermelon stall at the door.
One by one.
He also expressed great indignation.
"I have lost my morals for a long time. Ever since he shortchanged me last time, he has been blackmailing me morally. I will not buy watermelons from him anymore."
"It's fine if they're short on weight, but among all the shops at the door, his watermelons are the most expensive, one dollar more expensive than the others!"
"Every time I pass by the school gate, I will walk around his stall. Otherwise, if he blackmails me, I will buy from him because I am too shy..."
"Me too……"
What this group of crispy college students said.
It was enough to leave Chen Mu and Su Bingbing stunned.
Chen Mu's attention was all on the patient, but Su Bingbing couldn't suppress her curiosity.
Su Bingbing: "Since you all know that this store has problems, even if they have reasons to blackmail us, college students have to ask their families for their living expenses, so why can't they refuse this kind of blackmail?"
When Su Bingbing was in college.
The living expenses are not that rich.
Just like what the patient’s friend said just now.
They bought 40 kilograms of watermelon, if what these crispy college students said was true.
This black shop, which is using moral blackmail to blackmail crispy-skinned college students, sells watermelons for one dollar more than other shops.
For example, the 40 kilograms of watermelon bought by the patient and his friend was 40 yuan more expensive than other stores, even though the weight was not missing.
Forty dollars.
For many vulnerable college students, this is a huge sum of money.
If a few people go out for dinner, forty dollars is enough to improve the food.
The patient's friend sighed: "In fact, some time ago, we were able to reject moral kidnapping, but recently, hasn't the school been doing a program?"
talking.
The patient's friends are very worried.
Pointed to the live camera next to Chen Mu.
I heard the patient's friend say this.
This time, not to mention Su Bingbing who was extremely curious, even Chen Mu who was holding a needle and ready to start acupuncture for the patient.
They couldn't help but look over here and asked, "Is there any necessary connection between your being morally kidnapped and the school recording a program?"
Chen Mu was really afraid of these fragile college students.
I was afraid that he wouldn't notice it.
The school hospital of Haicheng University, the program team, and this unlucky school doctor.
He was once again burdened with a huge black pot.
The patient's friend nodded seriously, "Yes! There is a big connection here!"
"We two rarely buy watermelons from this store."
"No matter how the bosses called us to buy their watermelons, we could pretend not to hear them."
“But today, that boss said something to us!”
Speaking of it.
The patient's friends were visibly gritting their teeth.
Su Bingbing asked curiously: "What did the boss say to you?"
The patient's friend said: "He said that students at Haicheng University are of such a low standard that they don't even care about the disabled."
Su Bingbing: "..."
Chen Mu: "..."
Other onlookers: "..."
—
“My goodness, if our school was doing a show and someone said that if I didn’t buy his watermelon, it would bring discredit to our alma mater, I might buy it too?”
"Although I usually complain about the unreasonable school rules and uniforms, if someone says this about our school, I really can't resist his moral blackmail. I will buy two watermelons to make my alma mater proud!"
"So, the other fruit shops in front of Haicheng University lost because they didn't know how to use moral blackmail?!"
"Whether or not, no matter what, Haicheng University is bound to bear the blame. The fragile college students have indeed accepted moral kidnapping because of the school's sense of honor."
"If it weren't for a sense of honor, I wouldn't accept moral blackmail. If I didn't accept moral blackmail, I wouldn't buy 40 kilograms of watermelon. (To be more precise, this 40 kilograms may be short of a certain amount.)"
"It was because he bought 40 kilograms of watermelon that the patient ate 40 kilograms of watermelon in one go. My goodness, the culprit is really Haicheng University?!"
"???!!!"
"Sometimes, I feel honored that I can watch the live broadcast in the same live broadcast room with so many smart people."
"Now I understand why the president of Haicheng University joined the ICU!"
"..."
—
The patient's friend: "My friend feels very connected to Haicheng University. How could he possibly listen to such words?!"
"Very angrily, I walked to the watermelon stand and bought two large watermelons, weighing more than 40 kilograms in total."
"More than two hundred dollars!"
Chen Mu was shocked: "More than five yuan per pound?"
Does this price seem a bit expensive?
The patient's friend: "This is Qilin watermelon. It's a little more expensive, but we accept it..."
Patient's friend: "After I got home, I had other things to do, so I left the watermelon to my friend."
"When I got back, I discovered this idiot!"
"I was alone in the dormitory, just thinking about the watermelon I bought for 200 yuan, the more I thought about it, the angrier I got." "When I was angry, I wanted to eat the whole watermelon, so that his money would not be wasted!"
Chen Mu's lips twitched: "Yes, this way the money is not wasted. From now on, as long as you are willing to lose face, you can also make money by becoming an Internet celebrity!"
Because of moral kidnapping.
The "talent" who almost starved himself to death can't be found anywhere else in this magical land of Haicheng University.
"vomit!"
Like the patient's situation.
Eat too much.
In fact, the best way is to get rid of everything you have eaten by inducing vomiting.
The trash can next to him had just been prepared when Chen Mu gave the injection.
"vomit!"
The patient lay down beside the trash can, hugging the can and vomiting violently.
Vomiting until the late stage.
The audience in the live broadcast room found that the patients' stomachs had become smaller.
—
"Wow, I've learned something new in Haicheng University's live broadcast room. It turns out that people can really fill their stomachs with just one meal."
"I can't finish 40 kilograms of watermelon even if you pay me for it."
"Every time I see this kind of person, I only have one thought in my mind: Haicheng University is a land that really doesn't support idle people..."
"Don't support idle people? This means don't support idle gods, crazy gods!"
"Why do I feel that Dr. Chen is obviously not as talkative these past two days as he was in the past? Is it because the show has been recorded for a long time and he is unwilling to explain more to the audience?"
"Is there a possibility that if you were the school doctor, you would definitely be more silent than Dr. Chen. Is there anything else to say..."
"When will Dr. Ye He arrive? I'm really worried about Dr. Chen's mental state. He seems to be going crazy."
"..."
—
"vomit!"
On one side, there was a kind-hearted and crispy college student who contributed two bottles of unopened mineral water.
After Chen Mu asked Su Bingbing to reimburse the money to the crispy college student, he opened the bottle of mineral water and handed it to the patient.
Indicate to the patient that he can take it.
Rinse your mouth between vomiting.
Until the patient vomited for more than ten minutes.
The patient is lying on a trash can.
Basically, I'm in a state where I can't vomit anything.
Chen Mu asked slowly: "How do you feel now?"
The patient stared at his vomit.
As if he couldn't smell the sour smell in the trash can at all, he answered dully: "I don't think it's very good..."
Chen Mu: "How do you say..."
Patient: "I seem to have vomited everything in my stomach, but my stomach still feels full, as if nothing had come out."
talking.
The patient gradually began to feel aggrieved.
The whole person began to tear up, "Doctor Chen, I have vomited so much, I should have vomited out everything I need to vomit."
Speaking of it.
The patient suddenly turned his head and looked at Chen Mu in horror: "Doctor Chen!!!"
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
Patient: "Did I eat too much watermelon and damage my brain?!"
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
—
"Doctor Chen: I have been a doctor for so many years, but this is the first time I have heard of someone eating watermelon and damaging their brain."
"That's what he said, but considering his current condition, if you say his brain is damaged, I believe it..."
"I believe it too. He doesn't look very smart."
"Dr. Chen was speechless just now, but he forced himself to suppress his temper."
"On the one hand, it's still live broadcasting. If I really get angry in front of the camera, it might make more black fans show their chicken feet."
"What about the other side?"
"On the other hand, based on this student's train of thought and the current level of controversy surrounding him, if he really said something harsh and something happened to him, all the responsibility would probably fall on Doctor Chen..."
"..."
—
Chen Mu really took several deep breaths.
Only then did he forcibly suppress his somewhat violent temper as an assassin.
He said helplessly: "Under normal circumstances, eating watermelon will not damage your brain. At most, it will cause overeating and hurt your stomach."
"You still feel bloated because your stomach has been stretched so much by the watermelon due to your overeating."
"Right now, you need enough time to recover."
"Once your stomach recovers, there shouldn't be any major problems."
Su Bingbing listened to the conversation between Chen Mu and the patient, and whispered to Chen Mu: "Doctor Chen, if this student is not seriously ill, can you tell the emergency center..."
Chen Mu realized it later: "There's no need to send an ambulance. I asked you to call an ambulance because I was afraid that the child's stomach would burst. Now it seems that there may not be any serious problem."
talking.
Chen Mu yawned lazily and looked at the people beside him: "Su Bingbing, reporter Su, if there is nothing else, let's go back first..."
Sudden.
Chen Mu saw Su Bingbing in front of him with a pale face.
Looking in one direction with horror.
Chen Mu subconsciously followed Su Bingbing's gaze.
Just saw...
Not far from them, there was a fragile college student lying on the ground holding a courier, with blood all around him.
The boy next to him was screaming shrilly.
"Fuck!!!"
Chen Mu couldn't even control his emotions and swore in front of the live camera.
He ran to the patient almost at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
A gauze was applied to the patient's wrist, where the aorta was gushing blood.
He started holding the acupuncture needle and tried to stop the patient's bleeding.
While stopping the bleeding for the patient, Chen Mu cursed loudly: "The live camera is still here. If you feel uncomfortable, you can come to the live broadcast room and let the netizens judge for you. Committing suicide under the live camera will not solve any problems!"
The boy who was screaming suddenly stopped.
He whispered, "Doctor Chen, my girlfriend didn't commit suicide. Tomorrow is our one-year anniversary. We have a very good relationship."
Chen Mu didn't believe it at all: "If he didn't commit suicide, how did his aorta burst?"
The boy pointed at his girlfriend's hand guiltily.
on the ground.
It was a razor blade and a blood-stained express box.
Boy: "My girlfriend really didn't commit suicide. It's just that the package was a little difficult to open. I used too much force and the blade accidentally cut her aorta..."
Chen Mu: "???"
Chen Mu: "I don't know how to open a package, don't lie to me!"
(End of this chapter)
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