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Chapter 434: The blade that accidentally hurt you, was it bought by yourself?
Unpack the package.

Can the aorta be ruptured?

For a moment.

Chen Mu even began to wonder if this world was magical.

Although razor blades are indeed very dangerous things.

But there is a story about someone using this thing to open a package and accidentally cutting his own artery.

Chen Mu has been practicing medicine for such a long time, let alone the first time he has seen such a thing.

This is the first time I've heard of it.

Chen Mu was not the only one who was unwilling to believe the patient's boyfriend's explanation.

Su Bingbing on the side couldn't help but look at the boy with a suspicious look: "I think you two are just out for a walk, why do you carry something as dangerous as a razor blade?"

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"My wife is smart. She got to the point right away."

"I saw that. That blade is definitely not what a normal college student needs. Even if they use it, they will wrap the other end with tape instead of using the blade directly."

"Doesn't the patient's boyfriend know that holding a razor blade with bare hands is dangerous?"

"That being said, although the boy's mistake was not small, the girl cut her own artery, which is indeed a bit of a trick."

"That's a clean cut. It really took some effort, and the cut was accurate..."

"I accidentally cut my own artery, and I did it very accurately. Is this something to be proud of?"

"When Dr. Chen saw the blood just now, all the blood went out of his face."

"Can there be blood? Doctor Chen has repeatedly emphasized many times in front of the camera that Haicheng University has limited resources and many diseases cannot be cured by the school hospital."

"..."

—

The boy was a little embarrassed.

He took out a small razor box from his pocket.

The shaver inside is not the electric shaver that is more common on the market.

Instead, it is a blade razor that is basically only used by the older generation.

The boy said a little embarrassedly: "This blade was removed from my razor."

I just saw Su Bingbing's suspicious look.

The boy knows that the other party wants to ask him why he doesn’t use an electric shaver.

Before Su Bingbing asked, the boy had already taken the initiative to explain, "This is what happened..."

"I have been using this kind of blade razor at home since I was a child. After I went to college, I saw others using electric razors, so I bought one to try."

"But I just can't get used to it. I still prefer the old-fashioned manual blade razor I have."

Su Bingbing: "..."

In a corner where no one pays attention.

Chen Mu was sweating profusely.

The patient's blood flow rate has been controlled.

The wound has been bandaged.

The most urgent thing now is to send the patient to the hospital's operating room as quickly as possible.

Suturing of the artery.

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"This boy should bear the main responsibility. If she hadn't kept such a dangerous thing safe, this wouldn't have happened."

"That's right. It was really too dangerous. If Dr. Chen hadn't been nearby when the incident happened, even if the person could be saved, there would still be sequelae."

"???"

"I am convinced. You are already adults in college. Don't you have the basic ability to distinguish what is dangerous and what is not?"

"Who in their right mind would carry a razor with them at all times? I think this man is not a good person and has bad intentions."

"Planning something bad on a university campus where there are surveillance cameras everywhere and even live broadcasts?"

"To be honest, I also think the old-fashioned blade razor is better."

"I really don't want to explain this to this boy, but I suggest you learn about old-fashioned razors."

"..."

—

"Reporter Su..."

Chen Mu tried to ask Su Bingbing to come over and help.

But Su Bingbing was immersed in her own doubts and continued to ask the boy: "But why do you carry this razor with a blade? Don't you shave in the morning?"

The boy also felt aggrieved: "I really don't have the habit of carrying it with me!"

Su Bingbing: "If you don't have this habit, why do you have it today?"

The boy said innocently: "Because this razor was given to me by my girlfriend an hour ago as a gift, it's brand new!"

Su Bingbing: "..."

Boy: "My girlfriend saw that my previous razor had been used for a long time, so she gave me a new one."

Boy: "But when we went to pick up the package just now, she couldn't open the package box at all, so she thought of the razor she gave me."

Su Bingbing: "..."

Boy: "At first I wanted to cherish the gift she gave me, and I didn't really want her to open the package, but she got angry, so I had no choice but to give her the razor blade. Later..."

The boy's mood was somewhat bad.

"later……"

"Then it became what you see..."

his girlfriend.

Fell into a pool of blood.

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"My goodness, according to this guy, if his girlfriend wasn't so stubborn, this wouldn't have happened!"

"The main thing is that I just gave something to someone else and used it for myself. It's not a good idea..."

"Such a big thing has happened, and you guys still have the mind to make sarcastic remarks?"

"Am I the only one who noticed that Dr. Chen kept calling my wife, but my wife was obviously overwhelmed by the gossip?"

"Hiss! My wife really went a little too far this time. At a time like this, Dr. Chen and the patient should be the host's top priority!"

"Doctor Chen needs help. When will my wife be able to respond? I'm so anxious!"

"..."

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"We even agreed to get married after graduation. I don't want this to happen more than anyone else!"

The patient's boyfriend also looked obviously emotionally broken.

I realized that what I asked earlier was a bit inappropriate.

Su Bingbing realized it belatedly and began to apologize: "Classmate, my tone of voice might not have been very good just now. I'm sorry, I..."

The apology wasn't finished yet.

The crispy college students who were watching the excitement nearby couldn't stand it anymore, so they walked up quickly and patted Su Bingbing on the shoulder: "Reporter Su, please take care of Doctor Chen first. Doctor Chen may need your help."

"Oh, okay okay."

When Su Bingbing turned around, she saw some anger in Chen Mu's eyes.

Only then did I realize how inappropriate my behavior just now was.

This is the rescue site.

The patient's condition is what needs to be taken care of first.

But she just...

Before Su Bingbing had time to regret, Chen Mu began to assign tasks. "Reporter Su, you have the contact information of the emergency center staff. Please contact the emergency center and see if an ambulance can be arranged as soon as possible. The patient has a ruptured wrist artery and related medicines. It would be best if the car is equipped with all of them." Su Bingbing nodded.

He expressed that he understood what Chen Mu meant and was about to turn around and leave with his phone in hand.

Then Chen Mu continued, "Contact driver He again. His car should have returned to the school hospital. If the emergency center doesn't have a car nearby, we can try to choose to be self-reliant..."

Haicheng University.

Never give up on the students in your school.

They can first use their school ambulance to send the patient to the hospital's necessary route and try to meet the ambulance as much as possible.

Save some emergency time.

"Okay, Dr. Chen."

Su Bingbing took her cell phone and quickly found a relatively quiet place.

Go and do things according to Chen Mu’s previous instructions.

More and more crispy college students gathered around.

Almost everyone looking over here was curious.

But seeing Chen Mu’s terrible face, one could also feel that the patient’s condition was very bad.

Don't dare to speak blindly.

This brought bad luck to Chen Mu.

I just consulted other classmates who were watching the fun about what was going on.

Barely a moment.

There are hundreds of crispy college students gathered here.

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"My goodness, there are more and more people watching the fun now. Don't these fragile college students need to go to class?"

"How can there be no need for class? But it's already past four in the afternoon, and these are all crispy college students who are ready to eat."

"It's already past four o'clock. I should get out of the bathroom and clock out."

"Good fellow, the king of slacking off in the bathroom!"

"What are we going to eat tonight in the cafeteria of Haicheng University? Copy my homework. I have to think about what to eat every night for a long time."

"Are you sure the university cafeteria is worth referring to? The university cafeteria's dinner can have hundreds of combinations, which may be richer than the food delivery software."

"Are today's university cafeterias already so fancy? According to this statement, if someone has difficulty making decisions, wouldn't it be even more difficult to make a choice when they go to a university cafeteria?"

"Why do you think so many college students are wandering around outside when it's not time for dinner? They are just thinking about what to eat!"

"How did you know that? Could you please stop making random assumptions..."

"How come I don't know? I am a crispy college student myself. Not only am I a crispy college student, I am even a crispy college student at Haicheng University!"

"Excuse me!"

"Hahahaha!!! Sincerity is always the ultimate weapon!"

"..."

—

When Su Bingbing came back with her cell phone.

I saw a group of crispy college students gathered here.

After walking to Chen Mu's side, Su Bingbing finally spoke: "Doctor Chen, the emergency center has been contacted. There are currently no cars nearby. They have all been called away by nearby residents."

"The ambulance is now leaving from the nearest hospital, and it may take some time to get to Haicheng University. The emergency center suggested that we send the students off campus first, as before."

Chen Mu nodded.

He was mentally prepared for what Su Bingbing said.

He looked up at Su Bingbing and turned his attention back to the patient: "What about Driver He? Have you contacted him?"

Su Bingbing nodded: "I've made the contact. Driver He will be here in three minutes at most."

"Not only that, I also contacted the school hospital. I originally wanted to see if Dr. Mu could come over to help, but..."

Hearing Su Bingbing's but.

A bad premonition suddenly appeared in Chen Mu's heart.

For an instant.

Chen Mu felt a little creepy.

Chen Mu: “But what?”

Su Bingbing: "But, Dr. Mu's answer to me is that she has returned to the school hospital, and the current school hospital has encountered a very difficult patient, so she may not be able to come to help for the time being."

Having said that.

Su Bingbing was also somewhat helpless: "Doctor Mu said that he hopes that after the patient's condition is treated, Doctor Chen can return to the school hospital as quickly as possible. The situation they are facing now is also very difficult..."

Chen Mu: "What happened to them?"

Su Bingbing's expression began to become a little subtle: "One of my classmates pooped too hard and caused anal prolapse..."

Chen Mu: "Huh?"

Su Bingbing: "Several interns in the school hospital are now trying to help this student treat his rectal prolapse."

Chen Mu: “Ah!”

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"Shit, anal prolapse, these two words combined together are so explosive!"

"If you put Haicheng University before these two words, wouldn't it be less explosive at all?!"

“Goodness! It really didn’t explode at all…”

"To be honest, I really want to know how to treat rectal prolapse. Of course, I don't have any need for it."

"I can explain this to you. I have a friend who once had anal prolapse..."

"As we all know, usually, in a sentence like 'I have a friend', the friend here refers to oneself..."

"Do you still want to hear the story?!!!"

"Yes, yes. We all believe that he is your friend."

"I have a friend who had severe constipation and squatted in the toilet for a long time, which eventually led to rectal prolapse. The follow-up was not just a simple rectal prolapse, but directly developed into rectal prolapse, and he had surgery in the hospital!"

"666!!!"

"..."

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Rectal prolapse caused by pooping?
Listening to Su Bingbing's words, Chen Mu did not show too much surprise.

Just feel this illness.

It sounds familiar.

This semester, he seemed to have seen one, two, three, four...

Think so.

A figure suddenly flashed in Chen Mu's mind, and he turned to look at Su Bingbing: "Reporter Su, please call Dr. Mu and ask if the patient with rectal prolapse is named Du. If it is Du, I need to know about his condition."

"Okay, Dr. Chen."

After Su Bingbing returned to work, her overall efficiency was pretty good.

Not for a while.

He came back with his phone, "Doctor Chen, your guess is correct. The patient's last name is indeed Du."

"but……"

Su Bingbing looked at Chen Mu with some curiosity, "Doctor Chen, how did you guess that?"

Chen Mu's expression was subtle.

After a light sigh, he spoke helplessly: "I can guess that it's because this patient is not the first time to come to the school hospital for treatment for such a reason..."

"If I remember correctly, this patient has come to the school hospital more than six or seven times because of this problem."

Su Bingbing once again spoke wildly: "Really... is it because of poop..."

(End of this chapter)