Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum
Chapter 100 "You are taking such big steps, aren't you afraid of breaking your balls?"
Chapter 100 "You are taking such big steps, aren't you afraid of breaking your balls?"
"..."
He looked at the mobile phone that fell into the hot spring pool with a splash and slowly sank to the bottom.
Lu Bai fell silent.
Oh shit.
More than 10,000 mobile phones.
Just throw it away.
Big dog!
Prodigal old ladies!
Turning around, he looked into Wu Baizhu's piercing peach blossom eyes.
Lu Bai cursed angrily: "Did the strong wind bring your money? Hasn't the teacher taught you such a good traditional virtue as diligence, thrift and thrift?"
"You haven't answered my question yet. Do you want a wife?"
Wu Baizhu didn't respond, still staring at him with bright eyes, not saying anything, just looking at him.
"...Tell me, did something happen to you?"
Lu Bai sighed and asked with a headache.
In fact, when he was in the hot spring before, he felt that something was wrong with this girl.
After all, they had known each other for less than two months. How could they have inexplicably asked a member of the opposite sex to come over to soak in a hot spring and even extend their legs for him to touch?
This kind of plot can only happen in those movies starting with "Hot Springs..." in the island country. In reality...either he is crazy or Wu Baizhu is crazy.
"No, what can I encounter."
Wu Baizhu blinked and shook his head nonchalantly, but his eyes unnaturally moved to the side, avoiding Lu Bai's questioning gaze.
Lu Bai thought for a while and said tentatively: "Tell you a bloody and terrifying story. Will you be happy?"
"What does bloody and horrific stories have to do with happiness?"
Wu Baizhu gave him a funny look and sat down on the steps under the eaves again.
She stared at the string of wind chimes that were tightly tied and could only swing left and right for a long time, and nodded noncommittally.
"You can talk if you want."
"A long time ago, there was a ghost who farted and collapsed to death." Lu Bai said slowly.
Wu Baizhu was stunned for a moment: "Then what?"
"That's it." Lu Bai looked innocent.
"Where's the blood and horror?" Wu Baizhu said blankly.
"Look, there is a ghost. It's scary. He farts and kills himself. Isn't it bloody? Isn't this a bloody and scary story?" Lu Bai said confidently, his face not red and his heart not beating.
"Pfft, that's a good point. Don't say it next time."
Wu Baizhu was stunned for a long time and couldn't help but laugh out loud. This story was certainly not funny, it even seemed a bit like a cold joke. What was funny was someone's clumsy way of comforting him.
"Here, do me a favor and hold the chair."
Lu Bai did not laugh with her, but looked at the wind chimes under the eaves with a look of helplessness, and suddenly stood up with a wicker chair.
"What?"
Wu Baizhu was confused, but still followed him to the wind chime.
Lu Bai stood on the wicker chair and reluctantly stretched out his hand to try. The distance was just within reach, so he lowered his head and glanced at Wu Baizhu, who was holding the chair in confusion.
Followed by.
In the other party's stunned eyes.
He pulled the wind chime down, then swung his arm and threw it out of the small courtyard.
"What is this for?" Wu Baizhu asked doubtfully.
"Seeing as you don't like that rope, why not break it." Lu Bai grinned.
"Are you sure you are talking about the rope?" Wu Baizhu's eyes were suspicious.
"I'm talking about your dad."
Lu Bai stretched out, picked up the tea cup on the table, drank the remaining tea in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and walked out of the small courtyard first.
"It's getting late, retreat. We still have to go home and feed the ancestor you picked up."
Wu Baizhu stood there in shock for a long time, suddenly feeling that this guy was not that stupid after all.
Especially when I threw the wind chime just now.
Yeah, quite handsome.
It’s just that he probably doesn’t know how expensive that wind chime is... …
Wednesday morning.
The official Weibo of Celebrity Interviews once again announced the news of the new program.
But what surprised netizens.
There were actually no guests this time.
According to the intention of the program team, it seems that they are going to do a street live broadcast purely for passers-by?
The comment area suddenly exploded.
[The program team has taken such big steps, are they really not afraid of making mistakes? 】
[Why are you all so surprised? Didn’t everyone say that it was only broadcast as a special episode? It won’t be like this in the future. 】
【What do you think? Celebrity interviews. Celebrity interviews. Originally interviews were not serious, but now even the celebrity aspect has been lost! 】
[Yes, isn’t everyone watching this show just to see Mr. Lu torturing the unfair guests? If there are no guests, then we still have to wait and see! 】
[Silly you guys, who said there are no more guests, then aren’t all the passers-by guests? Think about it. Originally, there was only one victim at most, the guest, but if we switch to street interviews, everyone we meet on the road will be a victim. ah! 】
【What the hell? There seems to be nothing wrong with it. How can it be better to just watch Old Thief Lu tormenting one guest than tormenting several guests one after another! Okay, okay, I am suddenly interested in this special program! 】
From celebrity guests to passers-by, although it is only broadcast as a special program, this change is indeed a bit too big.
Therefore, most netizens are skeptical about whether this program will be exciting, but of course some are supportive.
Just like what the comments said, just watching Mr. Lu torture a guest is exciting enough. If it were a street interview, then if there were a lot of victims, wouldn't this guy become a prodigal?
Time passed quickly in the discussions among netizens.
Sunday at noon.
This so-called special program is finally launched amidst everyone's expectations and urging.
"Drinking tea, cooking wine, and talking to famous people."
"Hello, viewers, I am the host Lu Bai. I believe everyone must have a lot of doubts about this program. The interview subjects are not celebrities anymore, so what else is it called a celebrity interview? Here, I want to tell you... "
Lu Bai stood in front of the camera, smiled and gave a thumbs up:
"Everyone is a hero in ordinary life. Of course you are an ordinary person, but at the same time, you are also a unique celebrity who belongs to yourself, your family, and your friends."
Well, that's the theme of this show.
Although it sounds a bit awkward.
But this cannot be blamed on Lu Bai.
The manuscript was written by the people behind the scenes.
In fact, he really wanted to ask the other party.
Since I'm a celebrity, why don't I get the treatment of a celebrity?
As for money, I have money that matches my celebrity status!
After finishing the opening remarks.
Lu Bai walked into Chunhua Road with the program team.
This is a commercial street.
There are many pedestrians on the road, and many Boeyangs will bring their goddesses here to shop. It is the most suitable place to conduct street interviews.
……
"Don't you have to go to work today? How come you have time to come out and go shopping with me?"
Li Guiyun took a day off from work today on the pretext of being sick, and went shopping with Wei Rong, a young nurse he met during circumcision surgery in the hospital.
This guy is also an old licker. When Wei Rong asked about work, he started to express himself without hesitation:
"I can go to work at any time, but I can't spend any time with you. The work in the hospital is so busy, and I finally have a day off. Isn't it natural to go shopping with you?"
"Grumpy."
Wei Rong smiled and raised her hand to lightly hit him on the shoulder, pointing to the street sign not far away and said:
"I remember there was a very nice coffee shop in front of me. I would like to buy you a cup of milk tea if I can."
"No, how can a girl pay for it? I have to pay for it!"
Li Guiyun patted his chest angrily, with a bright smile on his face.
"The sound is so loud, if you happen to bump into the unit leader and let him hear it, will you still be able to laugh?" Wei Rong joked.
"Hey, they went out to record a show, so we can't bump into each other. Even if I shout at my throat, they won't be able to hear me. Don't worry."
Li Guiyun waved her hand calmly, and happily led Wei Rong into the very good coffee shop she said...
...
...
Kavinka exploded, it’s a lot late, don’t be angry, Lao Qi kowtows to you, woo woo woo~
(End of this chapter)
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