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Chapter 101 "After Monkey King settled the Seven Fairies, what two or three things did the Earth God do?"

The first victim was a bookstore owner.

The bookstore is located not far from the entrance of Chunhua Road. It has an interesting name, No. 16 Chunhua Road.

In order to attract customers one after another, the store name is more tempting than the foot bath shop project. It is particularly special to use the street name and store number as its name.

The boss is an uncle in his fifties, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He is fair, plump and very cute.

When I was young, I must have been engaged in the business of chopping from Penglai East Road to Nantianmen for several years. Under a white vest, a majestic and domineering black dragon climbed up on my shoulder. The dragon's claws were ferocious, its fangs were exposed, and the dragon's tail was flung up to the elbow of his right hand. Stop.

However, due to age and weight gain, the majestic black dragon, which should have been ferocious and terrifying, looked chubby, but instead looked a bit cute in contrast.

I learned that Lu Bai and the others were conducting live street interviews.

The fat white uncle was not interested. He was holding a half-written Journey to the West and reading it with gusto. He waved his hands to refuse without raising his head, but suddenly stopped when he heard the word Lu Bai.

"Are you Lu Bai?"

The fat white uncle put down the book in his hand, pushed up his glasses, narrowed his eyes slightly, and stared at the young man in front of him for a long time, feeling an inexplicable sense of oppression.

But soon, he gritted his teeth and returned to his cheerful look. As if the scrutiny and pressure just now were all an illusion, he smiled like a money fan and asked:

"Since it's a show, there should be a lot of people watching it. Can you help promote my little bookstore and let me sell a few more books to earn some cigarette money?"

"I can't talk about publicity, but it's not difficult to mention it to the audience and friends to help my brother increase your popularity."

Lu Bai thought this uncle was quite interesting. He talked like a money geek and talked about selling more books to earn money for cigarettes, but his butt was resting on the chair and he couldn't move. When he mentioned the promotion, his voice sounded very excited, but his eyes were dull. There is no fluctuation at all.

If this is a master who is short of money, he will twist off the head and use it as a teacup to make water for the other party to drink.

Think about it, you can create a book-selling boss named No. 16 Chunhua Road in one of the most prosperous streets in Shanghai. If you really want to make money, you will be damned. The rent alone will cost him to death.

"Okay, then take a seat, and remember to help me promote and sell books. The people in this shitty place have no love for literature at all. They can't sell a single book in ten days and a half, and I'm almost losing money on my pants." Fortunately, you are here, otherwise, sooner or later, Lao Wu, I would have to find a duck shop to sell myself to support my wife and daughter."

The fat white uncle raised his finger and pointed at the chair next to the bookshelf, motioning for Lu Bai to move one and sit down. He looked at the men and women outside the window with a pained expression, cursing and complaining, and occasionally slapping the table with sorrow.

The corners of Lu Bai's mouth twitched when he heard this. He thought to himself, does it make sense for me to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger?

I haven't studied acting at all, so I can't act in a pretentious scene where you, the Black Dragon God of War, return to the city and find your daughter living in a doghouse.

Interviews need a topic.

Lu Bai glanced at the Journey to the West placed on the desk of the fat white uncle Old Wu, thought for a moment, and spoke first:

"I see that I am very interested in Journey to the West. How about we talk about this?"

"Okay, what are we talking about? After Sun Monkey settled down with the Seven Fairies and ran away to eat peaches, what did the Earth God do secretly? Or was Tang Monk passing by the daughter's country, and the handsome king greeted him, and he wanted to explore the Buddha with him? Do you have a profound desire to learn?"

"?????"

Lu Bai was shocked. Are we reading the same Journey to the West?

It’s a story about Tang Monk’s master and his apprentice who went through ninety-nine and eighty-one difficulties to obtain the true scriptures, but why did he suddenly scurry onto the Beijing-Shanghai Expressway!

He coughed, pretended not to understand, and changed the subject.

You can't talk about this stuff in depth. Although Blue Star's management is relatively loose, if you are too arrogant, you will be punished.

"Let's talk about Sun Wukong. Brother Wu, do you still remember how the Monkey King was born?"

"Test me, right? It is said that on the top of the Flower and Fruit Mountain in Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is a fairy stone born at the beginning of the world that absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon and was born. The fairy stone stands on the ancestral veins of the ten continents and three islands, and the high perimeter coincides with it. Twenty-four qi, the orifices correspond to the nine palaces and eight trigrams, a fairy stone bursts open, and a stone egg is produced..."

Lao Wu's book is really not in vain. He talks about the coming of the Monkey King in a clear and logical way. It feels like a storyteller standing in front of the hall, and all the guests just listen. The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't stand the sudden seriousness.

I couldn’t help but post a barrage:

[Good guy, I thought this uncle was only interested in studying non-serious things when he was reading, but I didn’t expect that he could still be decent when he was serious. 】

[That’s right, if you look at someone with thick eyebrows and big eyes, if you don’t pay attention, the wheel of a car will run into your face. The key is to be able to move and retract freely. One moment, we were just talking about a few things about the Earth God and the Seven Fairies. The next second, we will talk about it. The grandson Monkey was born, and it was as familiar as his own back garden! 】

[Hahahaha, this fat uncle is no ordinary person at first glance. Old Thief Lu has definitely met his opponent. Both of them have the same talkative character. They are evenly matched, and there is no need to give in. I just don’t know who can defeat the other first. Take it! 】

[Who can you blame when you meet an opponent? He, Lu Bai, is the thief who picked the opponent. This wave belongs to him to increase his strength. There are so many young people on the street who don’t choose, but they have to find our fat uncle. Are you dumbfounded now? 】

[That’s right, don’t say anything. I’ll buy out Uncle Fatty’s shares directly. I’ll step aside for Dean Yang’s and Professor Zhang’s shares in front of me, the Black Dragon God of War! Come on, fat uncle, I’m optimistic about you! 】

……

"I don't know if the special program will be interesting."

Return to the hotel from the company.

Wu Baizhu kicked off his shoes, pulled off his socks, and nestled himself into the soft sofa. He swayed his pink feet and picked up the tablet. He found the celebrity interview live broadcast room and clicked in.

I don’t know when she started, but she seemed to have developed the habit of watching Lu Bai’s live broadcasts no matter what.

When you're in a good mood, click in and watch this guy bully the guests, roll your eyes, and join the audience in denouncing him for being a bad person.

When you are in a bad mood, you can also click in and watch it for a while, then eat some snacks, cover your belly that hurts from laughter, and smile non-stop. You will always feel happy soon.

Of course, denouncing old thief Lu for not being a good person is an indispensable part whether he is happy or not.

Wu Baizhu even relied on his active performance to get into the top position among the black fans with the nickname "I am the most beautiful in the world without rice". He was in charge of several black fans who vowed to cut off Lu Bai's head. There was a large group of people, and there was a strong momentum of the Eighteenth Route Alliance to fight against thieves together to support the cause.

Clicking into the live broadcast room, I found that fans were posting things like "Uncle Fatty's shares are being bought out" and "Uncle Fatty, come on".

Wu Baizhu also posted a post, and then turned his attention to the live broadcast amid a lot of concerned questions about "Why is Sister Mi Mi late?"

on the screen.

I saw a fat, white, middle-aged figure sitting opposite Lu Bai, talking about the birth of the Monkey King with a smile...

"dad?"

Wu Baizhu was obviously stunned for a moment, his expression was astonished, the smile on his face instantly solidified, and his beautiful peach blossom eyes gradually turned cold.

She was silent for a moment, then took out her mobile phone and made a call. She suppressed her anger and panic, and her soft voice was filled with murderous intent.

"Wu Shiliu!"

"what you up to!!!"

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　One more chapter coming soon!

　　

　

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