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Chapter 102 "When Sun Wukong exploded the stone that gave birth to him, does that count as blowing up his mother?"

"What else can I do to promote the bookstore?"

"Let me tell you, your dad and I were very lucky today. Not long after I arrived at the store, I met a kind host who said he would invite me to appear on the show and promote the bookstore to help me sell books."

"Let's not talk about it for now. The host is still waiting, hang up."

Old Wu hung up the phone, showed Lu Bai the words "Baby Girl" on the call interface with a smile on his face, and explained cheerfully:

"This is a call from my daughter. This girl is angry with me because of something. She usually doesn't call me once every ten days and a half. It's hard for her to call me once and ask about what I'm doing. I really don't dare not answer it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. , come, let’s continue chatting.”

"It's okay, family matters are important. How about we pause for a while and wait until you and your daughter finish talking before continuing? There is nothing that we can't talk about as a family. We just want to talk more." Lu Bai shook his head with a smile. .

"My family's affairs are quite complicated. I can't explain a sentence or two on the phone clearly. Let's wait until she figures it out by herself. Where were we talking about just now?"

Old Wu waved his hands nonchalantly, smiling like a Maitreya Buddha, and his chubby round face was particularly endearing.

"The stone where Sun Wukong was born." Lu Bai reminded.

"Oh, yes, let me tell you, that stone is not ordinary. Think about it, it has been there since the beginning of the world. In such a long time, it has absorbed so much essence of heaven and earth. The birth of Monkey King is all due to this stone. On top of the stone.”

"Indeed, a stone that can give birth to a monster like Sun Wukong is designated as a treasure, but..."

After hearing Lao Wu's point of view, Lu Bai nodded in agreement.

Followed by.

He didn't know what he was thinking of, but he suddenly showed a tangled expression and stopped talking.

"But what?"

Old Wu had obviously never watched Old Thief Lu's show. Not only was he not alert when he saw this, but he asked curiously.

"It's nothing, I just remembered that when I read this before, there was something that bothered me." Lu Bai said hesitantly.

"What's there to worry about? I'm just talking about the birth of Monkey King. Brother Lu, just talk about it and I'll analyze it for you. Don't dare to say anything else. I still have some experience with Old Wu in Journey to the West."

Lao Wu was not joking. When he was a child, his family was poor and he never went to school. He could only be said to be barely illiterate.

After he led a group of brothers to stand up from the mud with his courage to fight hard, he also thought about reading some books to cultivate the taste of a cultural person. However, there were really no artistic bacteria around him. Let him read books. It was even worse than not smiling when he was removing someone's thigh.

In the end, after picking and choosing, I could barely read Journey to the West and Jin Ping Mei. Over the past ten years, I have read them dozens of times. What I like the most is Sun Houhou’s reckless energy. I feel very similar to myself when I was young. picture.

It's not a boastful thing to say.

In Journey to the West.

Although he, Old Wu, can't say that he knows everything by heart, he really dares to pat his chest and say that there are no blind spots!

"Then what I said?" Lu Bai asked tentatively.

"Let's talk." Old Wu calmly lit a cigarette, his voice calm and relaxed.

"Then I really said it?"

"talk!"

Old Wu was very happy.

"Brother Wu, have you ever thought about..."

Lu Bai pondered for a while, then slowly asked:

"Other fairies are born to raise their bodies and become spirits. Only Sun Wukong was conceived and born in a stone, just like a ten-month pregnancy. So I have been thinking that Sun Wukong and the stone that gave birth to him should be regarded as a mother-child relationship, right? "

"Then when he jumped out of the stone, did he blow up his own mother?"

"In this way, does it mean that he did not hesitate to kill his own mother in order to be born?"

"pat~"

The cigarette in Lao Wu's hand that he had just lit and took a puff fell to the table.

The whole person was stunned for a moment.

WTF? ? ?

The barrage in the live broadcast room was boiling on the spot!

[Grandma, I guessed that Old Thief Lu was definitely going to make a fuss about Sun Wukong, but I really didn’t expect that this was where he wanted to mess with him! 】

[God damn it, does Sun Wukong and Shitou have a mother-son relationship? God damn it, he blew up his own mother, okay okay, fat uncle has a heart to heart with you, are you playing tricks with fat uncle? ! 】

[When Sun Wukong jumped out of the stone, the fairy stone really burst out first. If you really want to say that he blew up his mother to be born, it's not actually... Actually, it's Gil. Bah, I can't pretend anymore. , what kind of cow-horse problem is this! ]     【Coming, coming, the familiar feeling of having my head shattered by a donkey's fart is here again! 】

[Poor Fat Uncle, I felt sorry for him silently for three seconds, hoping that the Fat Uncle’s stock I just bought would not collapse...]

……

"..."

"The silence value from Wu Shiliu is +20."

Old Wu's face turned green.

He didn't even think that Lu Bai's so-called trouble was actually this.

Yes.

He did say that he had some experience with Journey to the West.

But you can’t ask that!

special.

What's the difference between this and me saying that body armor can prevent bullets, but you just pull over two cannons and blast them? !

Lao Wu's head suddenly buzzed.

He pondered for a long time with a dark face, and the more he thought about it, the more confused he became.

I had no choice but to pick up the original Journey to the West book in front of me and start reading it again.

Not to mention, after studying the chapter about the Monkey King's coming into the world for a long time, he actually found an answer.

"Snapped!"

Old Wu put down the book, glanced sideways at Lu Bai, and coldly snorted:

"That stone only gave birth to a grandson monkey. It did not give birth to spiritual intelligence. There is a difference between immortals and mortals. As long as it does not have spiritual intelligence, it is just a stone. Stones have no emotions. Naturally, there is no mother-child relationship, let alone You're talking about blowing up your own mother."

What the fuck?

In the live broadcast room.

The audience was stunned for a moment.

Have you fucking answered this question? !

The public screen was filled with excited comments from fans.

[Uncle Fatty is awesome! ! ! 】×9999+

Inside the office.

Su Yuzhi breathed a sigh of relief, and his anxious heart finally relaxed.

It’s okay if it’s not difficult.

If it really stumps Uncle Wu.

With his face-saving character, Lu Bai might suffer a loss...

"You said you were looking for a bad person, but why did you choose Uncle Wu?"

Su Yuzhi looked at the screen and couldn't laugh or cry. This person's temper was not ordinary, and he was as vindictive as Congee. If this problem hadn't stumped him, she would have called Lu Bai to wipe his ass now.

She thought about it and decided to remind the director and ask him to quickly bring Lu Bai to end the topic and change the interviewee.

The call hasn't been dialed yet.

Lu Bai's voice sounded first.

"Brother Wu is right, why didn't I think of this factor?"

"Then what? I have another question, which is also related to Sun Wukong. How about you take it along with me and analyze it?"

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　Ahhhh, I don’t know why I’ve been stuck for the past two days, and I won’t say anything. I’ll give you two more compliments, woo woo hoo~

　　

　

(End of this chapter)