Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 103 “Does Nezha’s ashes count as lotus root powder?”

"and also?"

The flesh on Old Wu's face trembled, and his smile was a little stiff.

"Isn't this just about Sun Wukong? Let's just talk a little more. If Brother Wu minds, of course it's okay not to ask."

Lu Bai smiled harmlessly, with two rows of neat teeth that were dazzlingly white.

"...the silence value from Wu Shiliu is +20."

To be honest, Lao Wu really didn't want to continue talking. He was afraid that he could not help but give this kid a leg break.

But the words have already been released. It would be really shameless to stop like that, especially knowing that my daughter must be watching in front of the screen at this moment...

"You don't mind, just tell me."

Old Wu forced a smile and waved his hand.

the last one.

After hearing this, tell this kid to get lost immediately!

"Sun Wukong jumped out from the cracks in the stone. His essence is that of a stone monkey that became a spirit. Brother Wu should have no objection to this, right?"

Lu Bai's tone was neither urgent nor slow, he looked at Old Wu with a smile and asked.

"Stone monkey is often used to refer to Sun Monkey in books. I have seen it many times. There is nothing wrong with saying he is a stone monkey." Old Wu thought for a while and replied in a dull voice.

"As long as there's nothing wrong with you, Brother Wu, do you still remember the plot where Sun Wukong was put into the alchemy furnace by Taishang Laojun?"

Lu Bai is a very bad guy. He rambles on here and there, but never gets to the main topic.

"Remember, Monkey Sun's dazzling eyes were developed in the alchemy furnace. If you want to ask anything, just ask it quickly. Don't be too pretentious."

Old Wu felt extremely uncomfortable. This feeling of knowing that the other party was going to mess with Yao Mozi, but being unable to feel his pulse and not knowing where Yao Mozi would appear was really too torturous.

"Oh, Brother Wu, tell me, if Sun Wukong had failed to resist in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace and had been trained to death, wouldn't there be only ashes left when he was fished out?"

"It should be close to ten. Laojun's stove is full of three flavors of real fire. If Monkey Sun really lets him train to death, his body probably won't be able to resist it for long."

Old Wu was almost stunned. After thinking carefully for a long time, he nodded and reluctantly agreed with Lu Bai's statement.

"Then there is a question. Sun Wukong was transformed from stone. Is his ashes lime powder? In the same way, Nezha was not resurrected by the lotus flower. If you throw him into the furnace together, can you make a bunch of them? Lotus root starch coming?"

Lu Bai couldn't help but his eyes lit up as he spoke, and he stretched out his palm to make gestures in the air:

"After Laojun has been practicing for so long, Sun Wukong's ashes must not be quicklime. The ashes must also be slaked lime. Take them out and stir some cement to paste on the wall. Isn't this the right Monkey King themed room?"

"When the time comes, add a bowl of jelly made from Nezha's lotus root starch, add a few spoonfuls of spicy oil, and sit in the themed room full of the atmosphere of the Great Sage and take a few sips. Next door, Lao Li, the king of tortillas, and his wife Don’t you want to cry anymore?”

"..."

"The silence value from Wu Shiliu is +50 points."

Lao Wu was silenced at that time, and sat there in a daze for a long time. Suddenly he took a deep breath, squeezed out a smile, pointed to his ear and said:

"What did you say before? I'm a little hard of hearing, so I didn't hear it very clearly. Please say it again."

"I said that since Sun Wukong's ashes are made of stone, do his ashes count as lime powder?" Lu Bai smiled and repeated his question.

"That's not it. Go a little further." Old Wu smiled cheerfully, his tone was persuasive, and he tried hard to guide Lu Bai to recall further ahead.

Lu Bai frowned and asked curiously: "Brother Wu, do you still remember the scene where Sun Wukong was thrown into the alchemy furnace by Taishang Laojun?"

"No, no, we have to go a little further. Do you remember the previous sentence? Come on, say it out."

Old Wu smiled kindly and cast a kind and encouraging look at Lu Bai.

"The previous sentence?"

Lu Bai was stunned for a moment, trying to remember for a long time, and finally remembered it, and asked in a tentative tone: "Brother Wu, would you mind chatting a few more words? Is this..." He was just halfway through his words.

Old Wu, who was still looking at him with a kind smile just now, immediately put away his smile, put on a cold expression, pointed to the door of the bookstore expressionlessly, and said without hesitation with a dark face:

"I'm very concerned about it! You can go talk to someone else before you leave!"

Hear this.

The audience was so stunned that they burst into laughter on the spot.

The barrage instantly boiled:

[Pfft hahaha, it’s over. Fat Uncle is getting impatient and won’t serve you anymore. 】

[Nonsense, why don’t you be impatient and give someone the ashes of the Great Sage to stir some cement paste on the wall to create a whole themed room, and even serve it with a bowl of Nezha-made jelly and add oil and spicy sauce? Listen to this for yourself Is it human talk...]

[Hahahaha, that’s right, you know this bitch...ah, do you know how much psychological damage this sentence has caused to our senior Journey to the West fan Fat Uncle! do you know? ! 】

[Foolish old thief Lu, if I were Fat Uncle, I would have to take out a 40-meter-long sword and let this guy chop him into pieces and throw them into the stove and stick them on the wall! 】

[Fat Uncle: "The ashes of the Great Sage are plastered on the wall, right? Nezha's jelly is mixed with spicy oil, right?! The King of Tota next door, Lao Li, and his wife are all crying, right?!! Okay, okay, you Wait, I’ll go to the kitchen to get you jelly, just wait!!!”]

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"What are you doing in front? Why are there so many people surrounding you?"

Come out of the coffee shop.

Wei Rong was holding a cup of latte and sipping it in small sips. She was about to go shopping with Li Guiyun at the clothing store opposite when she suddenly found a large group of people gathered around the door of the bookstore not far away. They were noisy and didn't know what they were looking at. .

"Who knows what we're doing? Let's go and take a look. Maybe there's something interesting to watch."

Li Guiyun also noticed the crowd gathering in front of him. He stood on tiptoe and took a look. He felt that he could not see clearly, so he curiously pulled Wei Rong to the outskirts of the crowd.

"Hey, brother, what are you looking at?" Li Guiyun asked while looking curiously and bumping the melon eaters next to him with his elbow.

"It seems like there is some program being recorded here. I don't know much about it. I saw everyone walking this way, so I came over to join in the fun. I haven't figured out the specific situation yet."

The old man standing next to him scratched his head and said embarrassedly.

"Recording program?"

Li Guiyun murmured suspiciously, feeling a bad feeling for no reason.

He took Wei Rong to a position where he could see the inside of the bookstore, stood up on tiptoes, straightened his neck, and looked into the bookstore. His face suddenly changed and he couldn't help but cursed.

Gritting his teeth, he grabbed Wei Rong's arm and turned around to leave.

Wei Rong was stunned: "What's wrong? Why are you running away?"

"There are people from our program team inside. Don't ask, just stay out of my way!"

Li Guiyun shrunk his neck and explained quickly. Seeing that Lu Bai and the others were about to come out, it was definitely too late to run, so he had no choice but to bury his head in his chest like an ostrich and try his best to squeeze into the crowd.

Madly silently chanting in my heart;

Can't find me, can't find me, can't find me...

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　I was delayed by other things, so there is another chapter that will be a little later~

　　

　

(End of this chapter)