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Chapter 104 Li Guiyun: "While I was shopping, I became an unjust guest???"

"It's so good, why are you so impatient..."

Lu Bai indeed did not find Li Guiyun hiding in the crowd.

After coming out of the bookstore.

He stood at the door and complained bitterly, and led the program team to prepare to continue looking for the next new victim.

At this time, the news that there was a live broadcast of the program group at the No. 16 Chunhua Road Bookstore had spread.

The door of the bookstore was full of people who came to see the strange melon-eaters.

Celebrity interviews have now gained considerable popularity on the Internet. Many people in the crowd recognized Lu Bai. There was an endless stream of people saying hello, asking for autographs, and wanting to take photos.

Lu Bai didn't have any objections to things like signing autographs and taking photos. He was not a big shot, he was just an ordinary person, so he just took photos together, it was no big deal.

However, the people who eat melons are too enthusiastic.

I knew who this guy was and wanted to take a photo with him. I didn’t know who this guy was. When he saw everyone calling him Lu Bai, he thought he was some unknown celebrity. He immediately became energetic and also came closer to click. Two clicks.

For a time, the door of the bookstore was almost packed with people.

The scene was very chaotic.

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze at all. You misunderstood. I'm really not a big star."

"Hey, a group photo is a group photo, don't touch it!"

"Sister, that's my butt! It's okay to touch it twice, why do you pinch it? It hurts!!!"

Looking at Lu Bai who was surrounded by a crowd of people, he looked helpless.

In the bookstore, Zhang Wen, who had just come down from upstairs, shook her head in a funny way, raised her hand to wipe off the cigarette ashes on her trousers for her husband, Old Wu, and said with a smile:

"I didn't expect that I actually bumped into you. How was the chat? Did you help your precious daughter find out what's wrong?"

"Don't worry, let's take a look..."

Old Wu smoked a cigarette, squinted his eyes slightly and looked at Lu Bai for a while, shook his head, raised his hand and pressed half of the cigarette butt into the ashtray, got up and walked into the back of the bookstore.

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"Now, run!"

Li Guiyun saw the opportunity when Lu Bai was surrounded by melon-eating crowds, and with quick eyesight and quick hands, he took Wei Rong's hand and ran in the opposite direction.

While running, he turned his head to observe the movements of everyone in the program group, fearing that he would be seen. He finally breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that no one was paying attention to him.

When she turned around and was about to speak to Wei Rong, she heard a confused shout from the crowd:

"Wait a minute, stop the fucking quarrel. Where is my wife? I'm so fucking big. Isn't she just standing here? Where is she?!"

"Rongrong, listen, there is a bastard who even lost his wife, hahahaha..."

Li Guiyun was happy and couldn't help but look back at the crowd again.

Sure enough, a young man in his twenties flushed, pushed through the crowd and rushed out, looking for his wife all over the world like Te Miao.

at this time.

Li Guiyun suddenly heard a sharp response from beside him, no more than half a meter away.

"Husband, I'll leave it here!"

Li Guiyun was stunned for a moment, then slowly turned his head to look at the strange woman beside him who was being held by him and weighed at least 200 pounds by visual inspection. He was stunned for a moment:

"No, eldest sister, who are you? Where is Rongrong???"

"I still want to ask you. You grabbed my hand and left without saying a word. You are not in the right mind. Rongrong, Rongrong, how do I know who your Rongrong is? Go and look for it in your mother's belly. !”

The fat woman glared at Li Guiyun angrily. Fortunately, she was a sensible person. Knowing that he had probably admitted his mistake, she dragged her husband away who rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward to punch the shit out of Li Guiyun's mouth.

But after their interruption.

The crowd surrounding the door of the bookstore diverted their attention. They all abandoned the big star in Lu and turned their attention to Li Guiyun.

How can a celebrity mistakenly recognize someone else's wife and then run away a long way away with her? It's such a silly thing to look at.

"Can you see the person clearly before dragging him away..." Wei Rong was very angry and walked up to Li Guiyun and pinched Li Guiyun's arm with a look of resentment.

She was stunned just now. She looked at Li Guiyun and shouted excitedly, "Now, run!", then grabbed the hand of the fat woman next to her and ran out like a rocket, leaving herself alone and messy in the crowd... …

"Let's go first, then we'll talk after we get out."

Li Guiyun blushed deeply, still thinking about not being bumped into by Lu Bai and the others, so he urged in a low voice in embarrassment.

"Where are you going to talk?" Lu Bai patted his shoulder from behind and asked with a smile.

"...the silence value from Li Guiyun +5."

Li Guiyun suddenly stiffened, turned to Lu Bai, and forced out a smile:

"Brother Lu, Director Zhang, what a coincidence..."

"Sir, I think you are quite effective in the show. Why don't you join our street interview?"

Lu Bai suddenly interrupted him seriously, pointed to the camera behind him, and spoke politely as if he were a stranger.

"First, sir?"

Li Guiyun was stunned. He looked at the director who was staring at him with a hint of threat, and then at Lu Bai who was serious and pretending not to recognize him, and he immediately reacted.

This is the rhythm that makes me a victim!

In his mind, images of previous program guests being crazily tortured by Lu Bai emerged one after another.

Li Guiyun took a deep breath instantly.

He couldn't help but take two steps back and threw a look full of resistance at Lu Bai and the director:

"I don't want to be a guest, I don't want to be an injustice!"

Lu Bai smiled slightly and returned the same look: "No, you want to."

The director is relatively simple and rude. He just lifts up his sleeves and reveals his sandbag fist. His meaning is very obvious. He dares to refuse you to try!

"The silence value from Li Guiyun is +5."

Li Guiyun thought to himself, what is all this? When I went out to go shopping, I became a special guest...

He was silent for a long time, made a happy expression with tears in his eyes, gritted his teeth, and agreed "happily":

"Okay, I have never participated in a show in my life. Rongrong, please wait for me next to me. I will finish the interview and then go shopping with you."

"???"

Hearing this, Wei Rong's head was full of questions and she looked at Li Guiyun dumbfounded.

Isn't this someone from your program team?

Why are you still a guest?

But facing Li Guiyun's aggrieved look like that of a little daughter-in-law, the fierce-looking director who looked like he was no good at it, and the host who smiled particularly sinisterly, she didn't dare to speak.

I had no choice but to suppress my doubts and stood aside to wait.

Lu Bai suppressed his laughter, pretended to clear his throat, and handed over a microphone: "Would you like to introduce yourself to the audience in front of the camera?"

Li Guiyun showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and said with a stumbling voice: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Guiyun, I am a TV..."

Lu Bai narrowed his eyes: "Huh?"

The director clenched his fists with a sullen face: "Gaba Gaba~"

"He's an electrician!" Li Guiyun quickly changed his words.

"Okay, Electrician Li, do you know anything about Journey to the West?" Lu Bai nodded with satisfaction and asked with a smile.

"I don't understand!" Li Guiyun glanced at Lu Bai sternly, shaking his head like a rattle.

"What about the Three Kingdoms? Do you know anything about it?" Lu Bai frowned and asked again.

"I don't understand either! I'm uneducated. It has always known me about the Four Great Classics. I don't know it. I have never understood it at all!" Li Guiyun was on alert and did not give Lu Bai a chance to torture himself. .

The live broadcast room was dumbfounded by this strong desire to survive.

Electrician Li has something special!

Let’s first eliminate the four most dangerous classics.

If it weren't for the fact that he didn't seem to recognize Old Thief Lu at all.

The audience all suspected that he was a loyal viewer of celebrity interviews. After being severely beaten, he had developed a super vigilance, otherwise he would not be fooled at all.

[You guys think, if Electrician Li keeps guarding like this and refuses to take any action, what will Old Thief Lu do? 】

[Hiss, this really stumps me. No matter how vigilant the other guests are, they can still chat with Old Thief Lu, but this guy simply doesn’t give him a chance. 】

[Yes, if he keeps playing like this, wouldn’t Old Thief Lu not even have a chance to ask questions? 】

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