Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 105 "How does Erlangshen do eye exercises?"

"Okay, since Mr. Li hasn't read any of the four famous works, let's change the topic. Mr. Li can't have heard of the mythical story of Erlang God splitting the mountain to save agarwood, right?"

Lu Bai glanced sideways at Li Guiyun, thought for a moment, then changed his direction and spoke calmly.

"?????"

Li Guiyun was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously retorted:

"Shouldn't it be Chen Xiang who cut the mountain to save his mother? Why did he become Erlang Shen and cut the mountain to save Chen Xiang?"

"Yes, yes, it is indeed Agarwood who split the mountain to save his mother. I remembered it wrong. It seems that Mr. Li is still very familiar with myths and stories, so I feel relieved. Let's talk about this next."

Lu Bai's eyes lit up, he gave a thumbs up, and he corrected his 'slip of the tongue' obediently.

"what?"

Li Guiyun's expression was dull for a moment, and he stared at Lu Bai with slightly widened eyes.

You are fishing law enforcement!

You are such a fool!

"Erlang Shen, also known as Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, also known as Guankou Erlang. His biggest characteristic is that he has a third vertical eye in the center of his eyebrows. He always has a roaring dog with him. He is brother and sister to the Three Holy Mothers who were rescued by Chen Xiang. Mr. Li, am I right?"

Lu Bai had a playful look in his eyes, thinking that if you play this trick with me, I won't be able to cure you.

"...Yes, but there is another version of the story about splitting the mountain to save his mother. Many people believe that it was not Agarwood who split the mountain to save his mother, but Erlang Shen..."

Li Guiyun had a slumped face and his voice sounded muffled.

After secretly gritting his teeth and scolding Brother Lu for being so evil.

While using the second version of splitting a mountain to save his mother to delay, he quickly activated his wise brain and began to analyze Lu Bai's possible questions from various angles.

Since there is no way to avoid it, face it head on!

After preparing so many episodes of the show in the logistics, he has also accumulated a lot of experience. Even if he can't defeat Brother Lu, it's not too much to try not to be tortured, right?

at the same time.

In the live broadcast room.

The audience is also guessing where Lu Bai will ask the question.

There was a lot of discussion on the barrage.

There is something strange about this.

In the past, the most fans could do was to denounce Lu Bai for being a bad person, and then post a barrage of cheers for the guests, saying nothing but cheers. Lu Bai, the dog thief, will definitely overturn this time, and basically nothing will happen.

But I don’t know what happened today.

Suddenly a lot of accounts appeared that took a stand as fans, and they started attacking Mr. Lu from all angles, with crazy rhythm and strong fighting power!

[Tsk, I thought how Lu Bai would break the move, but this is the result? He deliberately mistook the story of splitting mountains to save his mother to deceive others. Oh, he just bullied a simple and honest ordinary person like Li Diangong. 】

[Pure passerby, I’m not saying that, just these tricks of his, any brother in our live broadcast room can still master them easily without any difficulty at all! 】

[You are just too uncoordinated. Lu Bai is only one person at most. Can the wisdom of one person compete with the wisdom of so many viewers? Let’s discuss it again and again, it’s not superfluous! 】

[That’s it, it’s just a question that was made up to be clever. You guys almost blew it to the sky. You all looked at it. I will answer it for you. No matter what question he asked, if he can’t give the answer within one minute, I will stand on my head and live broadcast the second sentence. I’ll show you the jinbaba! 】

[No need for brothers, we can definitely win him easily by putting our heads together. We fans are the real family, there is no need to say harsh words, just be honest! 】

Fans looked confused.

You want to say that these people are one of them. When calling Lu Bai, he didn't even use the word "dog thief". But you want to say that these people are not one of them. One or two of them caught Lu Bai, the dog thief. Fight to death.

They can't handle this.

After pondering for a long time, I still didn't understand which fan these people were.

However, because the composition of the members of the Downland Sect is too complicated nowadays, Wu Baizhu fans, Luo Xiaoyu fans, Yang Yingying fans...etc., etc., it is simply a hodgepodge, so everyone did not delve into it and just regarded it as belonging to another family. fan.

Although the fans couldn't keep up with the rhythm of this group of people, it was not difficult to help. Anyway, they said they were the ones who could solve Lu Bai's dog thief problem, not themselves, so they enthusiastically posted barrages to criticize Lu Bai. Old thief.

The live broadcast room suddenly became chaotic, and for a moment there was a feeling of "Lu Bai, the dog thief, is about to die, brothers, hurry up and charge with me!" 'a feeling of.

at this time.

After Li Guiyun finished telling Yang Jian's version of splitting a mountain to save his mother, he hesitantly put down the phone.

He could only roughly deduce that Lu Bai would make an issue about Erlang Shen, but how to make this article specific was a bit confusing. After thinking hard for a long time, I really didn’t have a clue, so I had to put my mind to it and said aloud:

"I've finished speaking, host...you can ask questions!"

"No hurry, listen to this first."

Lu Bai smiled slightly and handed over the mobile phone he had been playing with for a long time.

Judging from the content displayed on the screen, it seems to be a recording.

"what is this?"

Li Guiyun was confused.

Full of doubts, he raised his hand and clicked.

"dududu~"

"The third set of eye exercises starts now!"

"In the first section, massage the main acupoint, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, two, three, four, five, six, seven..."

"?????"

"The silence value from Li Guiyun is +20!"

Li Guiyun was dumbfounded.

Shouldn't you ask questions at this time? What's going on with the eye exercises?

Before torturing me, would you like me to do some eye exercises to calm my mood? ? ?

You are quite a nice person...

"In the second section, press the Jingming point, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight..."

The sound of eye exercises is still playing.

Li Guiyun hesitated for a long time, and finally raised his hand to pinch the connection between the bridge of his nose and the center of his eyebrows, and then started doing it. Brother Lu must have a reason for letting him do this.

"..."

Looking at Li Guiyun who closed his eyes and did eye exercises seriously.

Lu Bai had a dark look on his face.

"I didn't ask you to do it, just listen."

"Ah? What's so funny about this? Aren't we talking about Erlang Shen? Why did he suddenly start listening to eye exercises?" Li Guiyun said in shock.

"It's because we're talking about Erlangshen that I let you listen to eye exercises!"

"Why?" Li Guiyun was confused and asked with his ignorant eyes blinking.

Lu Bai blinked slightly, pointed at the mobile phone that was playing eye exercises, and grinned: "Because the question I want to ask you is how Erlangshen does eye exercises."

"Damn, I thought you wanted me to follow you! He wanted to ask Erlangshen how to do eye exercises, but I asked him why he should do eye exercises. I was totally confused."

Li Guiyun realized that he had misunderstood Lu Bai's intention, and immediately cursed and put down the hand he was doing.

"Then Erlangshen can still do eye exercises, just do them normally..."

Speaking of it.

Li Guiyun was suddenly stunned, with a trace of confusion in his eyes.

If he remembered correctly.

Erlang Shen...

It seems to have three eyes?

...

...

(End of this chapter)