Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 106 "If you are bitten by a zombie and a vampire at the same time, should you become a zombie or a vampire?"

“This is an interesting question, and it’s quite fun to watch.”

Inside Ping An Law Firm.

Zhang Jun smiled and commented to his friend Xie Feiyun next to him.

"You should be on the next show, right? You don't look nervous at all, and you are still in the mood to evaluate the show's effect. I remember that your brother fell into the hands of this host before?" Xie Feiyun asked curiously .

"My brother is an academic, and his mind is too rigid. I am different. Moreover, his scope is too wide, and there are flaws everywhere. I only work in law firms, and there are far fewer things to ask. Besides, it has been open for so many years. It’s open for business, what kind of weird customers haven’t you seen?”

Zhang Jun picked up the tea and took a sip leisurely, put down the tea cup, pointed at his chest, looked at Lu Bai on the screen and said casually:

"This big heart has been developed a long time ago."

"That's true."

Xie Yunfei agreed very much with this. The law firm was really a magical place, with all kinds of shocking cases emerging one after another. He would not have believed many things if he had not seen them with his own eyes.

What kind of prostitute is halfway through prostitution, but because of the other person's size, she deeply feels her own insignificance. She becomes angry and thinks that the experience is too bad and demands a refund of half of the money. After the other party disagrees, she sues and takes the matter to court.

Pretending that a "sexy and beautiful young woman is nearby", seducing male college students to pass out in a hotel and then peeing all over them...

It can be said that it provided a lot of material for his writing.

"Don't talk about this. You will naturally see it when the show starts. Let's talk about you. Isn't the newly written novel about to be released? Has Writer Xie ever thought about contacting celebrities for interviews and going on stage to promote it like me? "

Zhang Jun is sure that the celebrity interview program contains huge traffic and value, so he also wants to persuade his friends to give it a try.

"I?"

Xie Feiyun really hadn't thought about this, but after Zhang Jun reminded him, he was indeed a little moved. The writer's circle is also a vanity fair, and if he could get both fame and profit, he certainly wouldn't want to miss it.

But he always felt that this young man named Lu Bai was not someone to be manipulated, so he hesitated for a while.

"Let me think about it first and then talk about it."

"Okay, let's continue watching the show and drinking tea."

Upon seeing this, Zhang Jun didn't try to persuade him. He gave Xie Feiyun some tea and asked him to continue watching the show.

After being friends for so many years, he couldn't tell whether Lao Xie was moved or not. He just wanted to be famous but was worried about losing face on stage.

Zhang Jun glanced at his friend, whose mind was clearly not on the show, and shook his head with a smile.

How can it be a big deal if we are afraid of wolves in front and tigers in the back? Can he, Lu Bai, still eat us?

In this case.

Then let me give you a sample first...

……

[After asking, where are those brothers who said they could give the answers? Come on, it’s your chance to show off! 】

The new force that appeared out of nowhere really gave fans a lot of confidence.

In the past, when they heard this kind of question, they would have scolded them with a black face.

It's different now.

Although I can’t figure out whose fans the new force is, judging from their sworn attitude and nonchalant tone, this group of people definitely has some confidence!

So after hearing the problem of Lu Bai's dog thief.

Fans immediately posted excited comments urging him to do so.

Even the audience, who had always supported Lu Bai, couldn't help but feel a little upset.

These people can't really give the answer, can they?

Not sure, take a look first!

however.

Everyone waited anxiously for a long time, but no one came forward to answer.

The audience finally couldn't hold it any longer and wondered:

[Didn’t you say you want to give an answer? You are talking, why are you wasting so much time? 】

No one said a word.

It was as if the group of people who looked so awesome every second had never appeared at all.

Fans panicked:

[No, buddy, you have said this, but you can’t do it for fun. I’ve been cheering you on for a long time. If you don’t answer, doesn’t it mean you’re pretending to be me? 】

Still no one said anything.

Okay.

Now everyone understands.

The audience immediately yelled:

[Damn it, it’s all about oral pleasure. I was so worried for a long time, for fear of being slapped in the face...]

[Me too, grandma, if you can’t answer, just put two large Sophie ultra-thin band-aids on your mouth. Pretend to be decent, I almost believe it. 】

[Pfft, hahaha, Old Thief Lu has no other merits. He just likes to get drunk. How about it, brother? Your head is buzzing, right? ! 】

[Hahahaha, God, how can Erlangshen do eye exercises? I feel sorry for my poor Electrician Li for just one second! ]    [Dian Gong Li cried: "Brother, why don't you look for that guy named Roaring Sky Dog? He is familiar with Erlang Shen!"]

Fans were furious.

If you don’t know what the hell you are showing off to do!

It was in vain that we cheered for a long time, but you turned around and ran away, leaving us here to act like clowns, and our faces were swollen...

My hot horse! ! !

"The silence value from Li Guiyun is +20."

"The silence value from Li Guiyun is +30."

"The silence value from Li Guiyun is +40!"

Fans were devastated, and Li Guiyun was not much better.

He fantasized about it a hundred times in his head, and his CPU was almost exhausted, but he still couldn't figure out how Erlang Shen, who had three eyes, should do eye exercises.

Everyone is numb.

If only Erlangshen could appear in front of him now.

Li Guiyun pointed at the other person's nose and asked him a few questions.

You have grown three eyes.

Can't you just have one more arm?

What happened to the gods?

Can gods stop doing eye exercises?

When you have your third eye corrected for myopia one day, let me see where you hang your glasses!

Li Guiyun thought sadly and angrily, then turned to meet Lu Bai's smiling eyes. He was silent for a long time, and then said with difficulty:

"...How about we continue doing eye exercises?"

"No, if you can't answer it, just ask another question."

Lu Bai can be considerate when treating guests, but can he still do things well when treating his own buddies?

He smiled cheerfully.

Dang even picked a new question:

"Mr. Li, you know, zombies, and Mr. Li should be familiar with vampires, too. So tell me, if you were bitten by a zombie and a vampire at the same time, would you become a zombie or a vampire?"

"Change the question..."

Change it to Jill!

Li Guiyun himself is an employee of the program team, and he knows better than anyone how Lu Bai changes questions.

as predicted.

Listen to the questions.

Li Guiyun's expression froze on the spot.

Zombies…

vampire……

Take a bite at the same time...

I knew it!

I knew there was nothing I could do about this problem!

But if you just run away.

I will definitely be punished after I go back...

I pondered for a long time.

Li Guiyun suddenly turned his attention to the director who was squatting behind the camera and baring his teeth in a silly manner.

He seemed to have remembered something, rolled his eyes, raised his finger without hesitation, and said loudly:

"Since the questions have been changed, why not give others a chance? I think this guy is pretty good. He seems to be very smart. He can definitely answer this question. How about letting him be on the show too?"

"Who does he mean?"

The director was stunned for a moment.

Look around.

His face suddenly changed.

shit.

It’s over.

This is such a stupid thing to come at me...

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