Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 115 "Should Transformers buy insurance when they go on the road?"

"What did you say?"

Zhang Jun was startled for a moment, his eyes widened in astonishment, and he couldn't believe his ears.

Lu Bai had no choice but to repeat it again: "I said that the second-hand smoke that the leader inhaled when Li smoked is not considered a gift."

Ok.

Zhang Jun was finally sure.

He heard it right...

[Damn it, you still play like this? ? ? 】

[Smoking in front of the boss, the second-hand smoke he inhales is not considered a gift, okay, okay, the stupid old thief Lu is so crazy that he won’t even let the second-hand smoke go! 】

[Pfft hahaha, what kind of evil did the leader do in his previous life to end up with a subordinate like you! 】

[Leader: "Don't say anything, I'm lucky to have you! It's so damn shameless!!!"]

In the live broadcast room.

The audience was dumbfounded.

Sending cigarettes to a boss, but after the boss refuses to accept them, he opens them and lights them in front of the boss, and then says that the boss smoked his second-hand smoke and asks if it counts as a gift...

This operation.

The capitalists cried when they saw it!

I smoked a lot of second-hand smoke, and my lungs were blackened by smoke, and in the end I had to be blackmailed!

The leader was so unfair that even Dou E would give a thumbs up and feel ashamed...

……

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +30."

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +40!"

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +50!!!"

Zhang Jun's mood at this moment was as fucked as if he had been married for twenty years and suddenly discovered that none of his children were his biological children, and each child had a biological father.

Is the second-hand smoke inhaled by the leader considered a gift...

Can any individual ask such a question? !

You Lu Bai can say this kind of thing, I really admire you! ! !

Zhang Jun had a dark face and said without hesitation: "It doesn't count!"

"Why?" Lu Bai asked with a smile.

"Of course that's because..."

Zhang Jun was stunned.

He originally wanted to say that second-hand smoke was worthless, but when he thought about it carefully, Li planned to give the leader 100,000 yuan. If all the money was used to buy cigarettes, how expensive would cigarettes be?

Ordinary secondhand smoke is of course worthless.

But what if there are hundreds of pieces per piece, or even thousands of pieces per piece?

Moreover, Lu Bai did not say how much Li had smoked in front of the leader.

If he lights up all the cigarettes, the purpose is to create a situation where even if he can't finish all the cigarettes, the leader will have to inhale a lot no matter what.

How to define this?

Zhang Jun was stunned.

This was a path he had never imagined.

If that's really the case.

Leaders may inhale more first-hand smoke than any second-hand smoke.

The key is.

Lu Bai asked whether this was considered a gift, not whether it was considered a bribe!

It would be easier to accept bribes. Li ordered the cigarettes himself and has nothing to do with the leader, so he can accept gifts...

Who the hell knows if this counts as a gift?

You want to take it away. He inhaled a lot while panting. This cigarette is expensive. A few puffs can cost hundreds or even thousands. But you want to take it away? He has been determined from the beginning. He refused. Lighting up the cigarette was entirely Li's own behavior...

It’s over.

Zhang Jun felt that his brain was going to be broken.

He searched through his more than ten years of experience in the industry in his mind, but could not find a basis that could be used as a reference.

Think about it too.

I really want to be able to uncover this kind of case. He just took two packs of gold and expensive cigarettes and went to the local leader to ask for help!

Get to the top of your life in minutes.

Why don’t you be Jill’s lawyer!

Zhang Jun was devastated.

Zhang Jun is a little doubtful about life...

Ten seconds, twenty seconds, forty seconds, one minute...

Seeing Zhang Jun stunned on the spot, he didn't speak for a long time.

The audience gradually came back to their senses.

Suddenly his eyes lit up.

Is Lawyer Zhang stumped? !

The barrage instantly boiled!

[There are times when Lawyer Zhang can’t answer. It’s not easy. It’s really not easy! 】

[Hahahaha, Old Thief Lu is awesome! 】

[No, this question is very simple, isn’t it? If second-hand smoke has no value, doesn’t it count as receiving a gift? 】

[Maybe I was confused by the question for a moment and couldn't think of it. After all, no matter how awesome Lawyer Zhang is, he is still a human being. It is a human being who has a brain that shuts down. There is nothing strange about this. 】

[Damn, after saying this, I suddenly don’t seem so excited anymore. Can Old Thief Lu win back the victory? Is it all because Lawyer Zhang’s brain is down? 】

[Then what are you thinking about, a golden lawyer who was in the newspapers more than ten years ago? It’s not easy for Mr. Lu to win a question by luck, isn’t it? 】

[I understand the truth, but this is too... embarrassing. 】

……

"Lawyer Zhang, why don't you speak?" Lu Bai waved his hand in front of Zhang Jun and asked with concern.

"..."

Zhang Junxin said, "Why didn't I say anything? Don't you have any idea?" He gritted his teeth with resentment. Under the current conditions, he definitely couldn't make a judgment, so he said angrily:

"Host Lu, this question is indeed very powerful. I can't answer it right now. Can you please explain it?"

This time, Lu Bai was stunned: "Explanation? Is there any explanation for this?"

"What was the price level of the cigarettes that Li bought? When he lit up the cigarette, did he light up one cigarette, or did he light all the cigarettes to let the leader inhale more? Did the leader leave the room midway? Did he inhale the cigarette? How much...these are controversial points." Zhang Jun frowned.

"What the hell?" Lu Bai looked confused, pointed to the Yellow Crane Tower on the table, and said in surprise: "Didn't I tell you everything? This is the cigarette, 26 packs of Yellow Crane Tower."

"?????"

Zhang Jun was not happy at that time and said with a dark face: "Didn't Mr. Li prepare 2600 yuan for the leader? Even if he buys ten Yellow Crane Towers, it will only cost yuan. Where is the remaining money?"

"Of course I'll take it back, otherwise what else can I do? Why don't you give me flowers?" Lu Bai scratched his head, looking suspicious.

"..."

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +50!"

Junjun Zhang was dumbfounded.

He was silent for a long time and then spoke with difficulty, his voice sounding full of intense grief, anger and resentment:

"so……"

"What you just asked is not that complicated at all. It's just that I'm overthinking it, right?"

"Ah?" Lu Bai didn't say yes or no, he just asked out of curiosity: "What are you thinking about?"

"...Nothing, let's change the topic."

Zhang Jun took a deep breath, his expression particularly painful. He suspected that this guy was deliberately misleading his mind, but he had no evidence.

"Okay, has Lawyer Zhang seen Transformers?" Lu Bai thought for a while and brought up a new topic.

"I don't watch much myself, but I watched a few episodes with my son." Zhang Jun looked away, not wanting to look at this guy again, feeling tired.

"That's the same, cough cough..."

Lu Bai coughed and said, "What, does Lawyer Zhang think, like the Autobots in Transformers, should they buy insurance when they go on the road?"

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