Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 117 "An employee died suddenly while working overtime, which seriously affected the progress of the project. How should I claim compensation from his parents?"

"Oh, yes, I remembered it!"

Zhang Jun recalled for a moment, a flash of understanding flashed in his eyes, and he smiled calmly.

"This question is very simple. Someone hit someone with his car and cannot be found. Is it considered a hit and run..."

Having said this, Zhang Jun was stunned, his brows slowly furrowed, he raised his eyes and looked at Lu Bai in astonishment, his voice suddenly raised several tones:

"Who did you say hit and run?"

"The person who was knocked away."

"Who was knocked away?!"

"if not?"

Lu Bai gave him a strange look and said confidently: "He can't be found, and it's not like the owner of the car that hit someone can't be found. Who else could he be?"

"..."

Zhang Jun opened his mouth in confusion, unable to refute for a while.

You were hit by someone with your car and you can't even find them. You don't want to rush to rescue them. Instead, you put it aside to study whether the other person was involved in a hit-and-run accident...

This person has been knocked away by you!

In the end, you have to be charged with a hit-and-run? ? ?

Listen to yourselves. Is this something a human being can say? ! !

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +30."

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +40."

"The silence value from Zhang Jun is +50!"

Zhang Jun's lips trembled for a moment and he closed his eyes in pain.

He wants to take out the feces...

Whoever wants to be a lawyer can do it.

Whenever a case like this happens, after I die and go to the Lord of Hell, Pi Yanzi will have to be smashed to pieces by a bull-headed horse face with a rolling pin!

It was knocked off...is it considered a hit and run...

Bao Qingtian's face is not as dark as your Lu Bai's heart!

"Lawyer Zhang?"

"Lawyer Zhang, why don't you speak?"

“Hey, Lawyer Zhang, why is your face turning blue and white in turns???”

Hearing Lu Bai's concerned inquiry, the corners of Zhang Jun's mouth twitched: "...I'm fine."

"Okay, then the question just now is, does he have a hit-and-run accident?" Lu Bai glanced at the secretary in black stockings standing next to him and smacked his lips regretfully.

"It doesn't count!" Zhang Jun took a deep breath and said angrily.

"Why?" Lu Bai asked curiously.

"There's no reason. If I say it doesn't count, it doesn't count!" Zhang Jun said in a sullen voice. He didn't want to answer this bullshit question. This was simply an insult to his more than ten years as a lawyer!

"Ho?"

Lu Bolen was stunned for a moment and was not happy at that time.

What do you mean if you say it doesn’t count, it doesn’t count?

Why is your face so big?

He was immediately dissatisfied and said: "Lawyer Zhang, the law must be rigorous. Do you know how to be rigorous?"

"Your question itself is not rigorous."

Zhang Jun laughed angrily, you are trying to get me serious. When I used this trick to fool the judge, you didn't know which widow was lying on the wall watching others wash the ditch!

"It's not what you said, Lawyer Zhang. As long as it's related to reality, you can ask questions casually?"

"Did I say that? Oops, that may be because I am older and have misremembered it. There is nothing I can do about it. Older people tend to have poor memory. Otherwise, you can ask another question. This time I will give you the answer. Okay?"

Zhang Jun slapped his forehead in annoyance, pretending to be dumbfounded, and said in a tone of "You don't care about an old man like me, do you?"

[Hahahaha, no, I'm going to die laughing, what does it mean to use magic to defeat magic! 】

[Old thief Lu probably never imagined that he, who has always been famous for his lack of integrity, would be tricked by others in his lifetime! 】

[If you want to deal with the shameless old thief Lu, the only one who can be more shameless than him is the five-star general of the island country, Mikami Yuya. 】

[Lawyer Zhang: "I admit that you are very strong, but if I use the "old people have poor memory" trick, how should you respond?"]

[Old thief Lu, can you bear this? I can't stand it anymore. Hurry up and give Lao Zhang more strength. Today, he must be like his big brother, holding his butt between his legs and running out! 】

The audience peed themselves with laughter.

Old thief Lu must have met his match.

grandma's.

Lao Zhang is indeed a tea lover, and he even speaks deeply about the essence of tea ceremony!

The live broadcast room was filled with endless joy.

Popularity soared.

90, 93, 96 million...

Almost approaching the one million mark! On the public screen, there were pieces of gloating hahahaha.

What is there to say?

Feng Shui turns around!

Didn’t you expect that you, the dog thief Lu Bai, would also be here today!

Some people were angry for Lu Bai.

Zhang Jun himself had the advantage. He had banned irrelevant topics first, and now he was cheating on them.

Have you ever played like this?

Why do you let Mr. Lu continue?

……

"..."

Lu Bai's face darkened.

Hey, you old man, you’re playing like this, right?

It was you, Lao Zhang, who broke the rules of the game first! ! !

He lowered his head, rolled his eyes a few times, reached into his trouser pocket, and slowly took out an A4 paper.

"Is there still an autograph session? The show isn't over yet. Let's sign it together after it's over."

Zhang Jun glanced at the A4 paper in Lu Bai's hand and suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

I didn’t expect that this kid was still his fan. Damn, I wish I had known better than to cheat just now. This was so bad.

Lu Bai: "..."

That is to say, the system cannot receive my silence value, otherwise there would be a loud and low sound of 'silence value + 999 from Lu Bai'.

There is actually someone in this world who is more shameless than him, Old Thief Lu, and yet is so confident!

Okay, okay, heroes in the world are like carps crossing the river, talents are emerging in large numbers!

You wait!

"In order to welcome Lawyer Zhang as a guest in the live broadcast room, we have specially arranged a question-and-answer session for fans. It's getting late. Let's listen to what questions fans want to ask Lawyer Zhang."

Lu Bai pretended not to hear Zhang Jun's words, turned to look at the camera in the live broadcast room, smiled and showed the A4 paper in his hand.

"Are there any fans asking questions?" Zhang Jun asked in surprise.

"Yes, we don't often set up this link. We only bring it out when we treat truly important guests!" Lu Bai explained in a serious manner.

"That's a good relationship. What are the fans asking? Host Lu, please read it quickly."

Zhang Jun felt that Lu Bai had a guilty conscience and did not dare to ask any more questions, so he took the opportunity to raise the so-called fan question session. He wanted to end the interview as soon as possible. Zhang Jun is not an aggressive person. Since this kid has given up, let him go. One horse, give him a step down.

So he smiled happily and nodded, indicating that Lu Bai could start reading.

"Okay, first is the question from [Floralia] netizen."

Lu Bai picked up the A4 paper and cleared his throat, with a heavy expression on his face.

Followed by.

The first netizen's question was read seriously: "Excuse me, Lawyer Zhang, should I buy insurance when the Transformers hit the road?"

"?????"

Zhang Jun was stunned for a moment.

Followed by.

Teng Leng stood up with a cry.

With a confused expression and a dark face, he pointed directly at the paper in Lu Bai's hand and said in disbelief:

"Is this a question from a netizen?! ​​Isn't this the question you just asked!!!"

"Didn't you say that you are old and have poor memory..." Lu Bai said quietly

I know you, an old boy, are pretending to be like me.

"...The silence value from Zhang Jun is +50."

Zhang Jun scratched his face, sat back on the office chair with a slight embarrassment, and pretended to say: "I heard the question was familiar, but I don't know why it suddenly came to mind. Host Lu, you are also serious, how could you ask the question before?" I’m asking the question again.”

Lu Bai thought for a while and said seriously: "To tell you the truth, I also have a problem with poor memory. It was fine before, but after meeting Lawyer Zhang, it suddenly got worse for some reason."

"Okay, okay, I understand, please continue reading. Audience friends are still waiting." Zhang Jun's face turned green.

"Play this trick with me."

Lu Bai rolled his eyes, coughed, and explained to the camera:

"Sorry, I read it wrong just now. Let's start over."

"[Flaria] A netizen said, Hello, Lawyer Zhang, an employee of our company died suddenly while working overtime, which seriously affected the progress of the project. How should I claim compensation from his parents?"

"In addition, for the improper behavior of company employees who often stay up late and work overtime for many hours, can I confiscate their overtime income in accordance with the law as a punishment?"

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　The previous netizen collection building is too far away and I can't go back. If any patients want to participate in the netizen question session, you can reply to me here. You can reply whatever you want. When I see it, I will record the name for later use! love you~

　　

　

(End of this chapter)