Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 127 "The incestuous love affair between Xu Liya's domineering president Wang Erluzi and the sweet urea bag"

"?????"

"WTF?!"

Xie Feiyun's eyes suddenly widened, his clear eyes full of confusion.

"Stop it, stop it first. What do you mean the CEO took out one million cash from his wallet and threw it on the ground in front of the doctor? What kind of wallet can hold one million cash in it? A urea bag that has been filled with fertilizer?"

"Damn it, how did you know that the president's family started out selling urea?"

Lu Bai was surprised and explained in a matter-of-fact tone:

"The president is a nostalgic person. In order to remember the experience of following his father to sell urea on the streets of Tuanjiaojiao, he specially customized this wallet with a urea bag from the top brand Balenciaga. He tied it with a rope to his waistband every day. What’s wrong, is it unreasonable?”

For a while.

Xie Feiyun was silent.

The staff on site fell silent.

The audience in the live broadcast room was extremely silent.

President Xu Liya, who sleeps on a 20-square-kilometer bed and invested 250 billion to open a private hospital at home, actually started his business by selling urea on Tuanjiaojiaojiao Street, and he still wears one on his waistband wherever he goes. Urea bag as wallet...

The audience was immediately stunned.

[Are you sure this is a domineering president and not the beggar Wang Erluzi who fights dogs for sour water in the sewers of Tuantun Village? ? ? 】

[Hahahaha, I can’t do it anymore, I’m having a baby with a smile, what the hell is this explosive plot, is this something that carbon-based creatures can come up with? ! 】

[It’s true, Old Thief Lu is not from Earth. This guy is an undercover agent sent by the Sun Dog Planet. He is a traitor. The Sun Dog Star is about to attack! 】

[The undercover agent sent here by the gods! Hurry, chop off 45 centimeters of my penis and give it to Xiuer upstairs to stew a bowl of Shiquan Dabu soup! 】

[No, didn’t you guys notice the words behind this guy? He said that the CEO asked the doctor to transfer the ectopic pregnancy into the uterus! ! ! 】

As a normal person, it is really hard for the audience to imagine that a male protagonist started his own business by selling urea together, wearing a urea bag as a wallet and hanging it on his belt all day long, and asking people to transfer ectopic pregnancy into the uterus for nine fucking years. What does Wen Hui look like as a domineering president who slips through the net with his obligations?

Is it "The Indecent Love of the Overbearing President Xu Liya and the Urea Bag"?

Or "Quick Wear: The Cute Urea Bag on the Belt of I Am the President's Pants"?

Or "The heroine's last name is urine, so sweet that it turns yellow"?

The more the audience thought about it, the weirder it became, and their mouths burst into laughter.

The popularity of the live broadcast room has grown rapidly, rising from more than 800,000 when it first started broadcasting, to almost the same level as the peak popularity of one million in the last episode, which almost shocked the eyes of colleagues on major TV stations.

In the main control room.

Zhao Juan looked a little ugly looking at her growing popularity, but soon she relaxed her brows and sneered with a playful look in her eyes.

Even if it breaks through one million in popularity again, even if it sets a new peak popularity record, so what?

She is the deputy general manager. As long as she stays in the program team for one day, she will have half of the credit for this achievement. Based on the booming program results alone, Su Yuzhi will never be able to get rid of her. He will always be able to passively defend and wait to be beaten by her. Find opportunities to kick out without mercy.

Of course, this does not prevent Zhao Juan from continuing to cause trouble for Lu Bai and Su Yuzhi. Su Yuzhi is the person in charge. As long as the popularity of the program declines, the other party has no upper-level connections to cover it, so he must be the first to take responsibility and achieve results. It belongs to everyone, but Su Yuzhi bears the responsibility alone. This is Zhao Juan's biggest advantage.

Stand in front of your computer screen and think for a moment.

Zhao Juan asked director Lao Zhang to come to her side and whispered:

"Although the popularity of the show has increased, when it comes to such a limited profession, Lu Bai is clearly unable to do what he wants when asking questions. Please help me contact the second-tier actor who became famous for helping the fans' children name names based on the Book of Songs. Star, let him apply to participate in the show..."

…    "The silence value from Xie Feiyun +30."

After hearing Lu Bai's explanation, Xie Feiyun was immediately filled with questions, but the plot setting was the author's final decision, so he really couldn't refute Lu Bai.

So after thinking about it again and again, Xie Feiyun chose to expose this problem and pointed the finger at the CEO's statement that was obviously very counterintuitive.

"Okay, let's put the urea bag issue aside for now. Can you explain to me why you asked the CEO to make such outrageous remarks about transferring ectopic pregnancy to intrauterine pregnancy?"

"You are domineering. A domineering president is a domineering president. How can you be called a domineering president if you are not domineering?" Lu Bai looked innocent.

"..."

Xie Feiyun imagined in his mind the scene of the CEO throwing out twenty kilograms of hundred-dollar bills, coldly uttering a sentence and asking me to move to the palace. Not to mention, besides having the urge to pull off the slippers and stuff them into his mouth, It really does have a bit of a domineering flavor.

However, he did not intend to let Lu Bai go just like that, and asked with a dark face:

"But this does not comply with medical logic. It is impossible for anyone who has attended nine years of compulsory education to say such a thing!"

"Teacher Xie, didn't you already tell me that he is the president of Xu Liya?" Lu Bai raised his eyebrows and reminded: "There are wars in that place every day, and there is no nine-year compulsory education."

"What the hell?"

Xie Feiyun was shocked at that time. How the hell could he come back like this? But soon, he frowned again.

"That's not right. Didn't you say that the entire Xulia was used to make his big bed of 20 square kilometers? How can the rest of the people fight?"

Lu Bai lowered his head, pondered for a moment, and said slowly: "I wonder if Teacher Xie has heard of a saying..."

"What?" Xie Feiyun said impatiently.

"Hit me from the head of the bed to the end of the bed."

"..."

"The silence value from Xie Feiyun is +30."

Xie Feiyun stared angrily, "Did the hell let you use this sentence like this?" !

He suspected that if he continued to talk like this, he could make Lu Bai die of anger here. This bitch had no threat to him in the novel world, but it would make him soar on the road that would shorten his life by ten years, so he transferred his hatred. topic:

"Okay, let's skip this script and continue the interview!"

"Well, to be honest with you, I actually still have a manuscript. How about thanking Teacher and let's take a look at it again?" Lu Bai asked tentatively.

"Still a domineering president?" Xie Feiyun asked, staring at Lu Bai with eyes that seemed to be murderous.

"No, absolutely not, this is a serious male video!" Lu Bai said, taking an A4 paper from Li Guiyun's hand again and handing it to Xie Feiyun.

"The return of the God of War?"

Xie Feiyun took a look at the manuscript and found that it was indeed not a domineering article. He frowned and looked at Lu Bai warily, lowered his head and read in a low voice:

"The Dragon King commanded a hundred thousand soldiers to guard the border. He finally returned home for a vacation, but found that his wife in his hometown had been caught and sold into a brothel. He became angry and planned to kill all his enemies on the spot and rescue his wife. But at this moment, an urgent message came from the border, requiring him to return immediately..."

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　Two chapters will end today, and starting tomorrow, three chapters will start every day, with no limit! Let’s break out for a week first! Hehe, let’s roll around and ask for votes~

　　

　

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