Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 130 "What a mixture of black and white silk, I really want to chop it into fish-flavored pork shreds for you!"

Song Yan and her roommate Xiaoyu have been preparing for recruiting people for the new movie directed by Zhang Zhong these days.

Song Yan has more outstanding looks and greater ambitions. She wants to find a supporting female role, while Xiaoyu is more of a Buddhist type. She knows that it is difficult to get a role with a lot of roles due to her appearance, so she just wants to give it a try and see if she can You can't just be a passerby with two lines.

The rental house they rented is near the Jingu Universal Film and Television Base, which is one of the largest film and television bases in the country. Zhang Zhong will definitely come here to cast his new movie, which will include top actors such as Wu Baizhu. Ka, ordinary extras like Xiaoyu will gather here to participate in auditions.

Of course, it's not certain whether Wu Baizhu will audition for the show. Even if she really decides to take part in Director Zhang's new drama, the treatment for the audition will be very different from that of little minions like them. Maybe Wu Baizhu will try again. You don't even need to participate in the play. You only need a phone call to decide on the role directly, and it will definitely be the one with the most roles.

This is very realistic and cruel.

Although Song Yan's eyes were red with jealousy, she could only go around begging her grandfather and grandma, hoping to get some gossip leaked from within the crew and make some preparations in advance to increase the possibility of being selected during auditions. .

Top double movie queens like Wu Baizhu are people from a completely different world to them. Except for the occasional curse words when they are jealous, most of the time they are far away, as far away as a Trisolaran Centauri, their whole life. There is no possibility of intersection...

According to what the leader of the group, nicknamed Brother Mazi, said.

This time, Director Zhang’s new movie seems to be about the pharmaceutical industry and has a very realistic theme. The casting will definitely not pay special attention to appearance. During the audition, you can slightly adjust the makeup style and don’t make yourself look like Too vase.

So Song Yan decided to change her past style, and while highlighting her appearance advantages, she also tried to make herself look more capable, in order to win the favor of Director Zhang.

"Xiaoyu, help me get some jeans. I want old ones that look simple and frugal. Forget it, my pants are all big brands. They are not suitable for the audition. I'd better borrow a pair of yours and wait for me to try them on." I'll give it back to you after the show is over..."

In fact, as Xiaoyu said two days ago, it is a good choice to leave the acting industry and go back to find an honest man, Lu Bai, to get back together. But who doesn't want to climb high? Who wants to marry into a rich family and follow someone who becomes famous through popularity? Live as a local station host?

There are only two days left until the audition.

Look at yourself in the mirror with a new look.

Song Yan exhaled and smiled with satisfaction.

She deserves and should strive for a better life...

……

[Hahahaha, who said that Mr. Lu can’t find any problems in writing? Come on, stand up and say what you just said again! 】

[Don’t mention it, it’s really hard to answer this question. Isn’t the so-called meat stockings the same color as the meat? Africans call black stockings shredded meat, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it! 】

[Fart, if you say so, what about the yellow and white people living in Africa? Do they also want to call black stockings pork stockings? Or is it different? So what's going to happen to me who's been as black as carbon since he was a kid? I'm going to be expelled from my fucking nationality? 】

[Pfft, hahaha, that’s right, if this is really the case, what will you do to the store that sells stockings? The boss probably has the intention to kill people: "What shredded black people's meat, white people's black silk, and then force me to chop it into fish-flavored shredded pork for you!"]

[Damn, what you said seems to make sense. It’s over. My CPU is burned out. Forget it. I don’t want to think about it anymore. I’ll just wait and see what Lao Xie Tou’s answer is. 】

After a heated discussion for a long time, the audience successfully managed to convince themselves that they were mentally retarded.

If you want to say that black people shouldn't call black stockings silk stockings, because the color of these stockings is the same as their skin color, but if you want to say that they should call black stockings silk stockings, then this whole thing is completely messed up.

The audience immediately cursed and their heads started to smoke.

At this time, the popularity of the live broadcast room has exceeded the peak record of one million, reaching 113 million, once again setting a terrifying popularity record that is enough to make Jill purple with envy of major TV stations.

With the continuous influx of new people, the number of fans on Lu Baiweibo's personal account has also begun to soar.

Those who are concerned about the effect of the program, those who are concerned about the Japanese dog problem, and those who want to let Old Thief Lu write out the millions of words of the omitted content of Lord Dragon King leading one hundred thousand soldiers to take care of his wife's business, and then go to Weibo to follow it. There are countless netizens who have updated.

Lu Bai's number of fans quickly surged from 540 million to more than million!

You know, the show is just halfway through at this point.

The live broadcast gained 40 followers during the halftime broadcast, which didn’t even take half a fucking hour!

Even the people in the Internet celebrity circle couldn't sit still with this data. Various big Vs and anchors were so jealous that they almost bit their teeth on the spot. The companies and platforms behind them sensed huge value from it. , inquired through many parties to find Lu Bai’s contact information, and prepared to use a hoe to poach crazily. Unfortunately, before they could set out their own conditions, they were blocked by a uniformly set automatic reply:

“I don’t want to sign a contract, I don’t want to eat, and I don’t want to go to your house at night to see a special cat that can spin three and a half times in the air, and can do a full Thomas rotation when it lands, let alone send me your silicone pad that’s bigger than my head. Two basketball photos, goodbye!!!”

at the same time.

Inside the pavilion.

The silence value reminder from Comrade Lao Xie directly refreshed the screen in Lu Bai's ears.

Xie Feiyun's mouth twitched crazily and he was silent for a long time. In the end, he really didn't know how to answer. He didn't know what he thought of. Suddenly his eyes lit up and he said aloud:

"Xiao Lu, your question is wrong. We were talking about writing, but you asked about stockings. It's irrelevant, and I refuse to answer!"

The audience was stunned for a moment and then reacted.

[Holy shit, that’s right, didn’t we agree to talk about writing? Why did you bring the topic to stockings? 】

[Damn it, if Lao Xie hadn’t reminded me, I would have been fooled by Lu Bai’s dog thief. Not counting, this problem doesn’t count! 】

[Teacher Xie said it well! You must not give this bitch any chance to cheat and play tricks. Come on, Teacher Xie, I’m optimistic about you! 】

[Yes, yes, yes, Mr. Lu, you are trying to stump Teacher Xie on the topic of writing. This is totally a lie! 】

Faced with Comrade Lao Xie's sudden attack, Lu Bai did not panic. Instead, he blinked his eyes slightly and said, "Why do I ask Teacher Xie of Silk Stockings if he still remembers it?"

Lao Xie frowned and recalled, then subconsciously said: "Because you want to write a plot in which the protagonist is a chief in Africa and is seduced by the female partner wearing black stockings, but I don't know what black people should call black stockings."

"So is this a problem encountered when writing?"

"This……"

Xie Feiyun was stunned, looking at Lu Bai in astonishment, and his heart instantly went cold.

Damn it, your uncle.

Just wait for me here, kid!

in front of the screen.

Zhang Jun, who was sitting at home watching the show with a group of friends, saw this scene and immediately breathed a long sigh of relief with a happy expression.

He thought Lu Bai was really going to lose to Lao Xie.

Grandma’s, it’s finally comfortable.

However, he did not show it. Instead, he pretended to slap his thighs and sighed, vowing to his friends:

"Don't panic, it's okay. This is nothing for Lao Xie. Just wait and see. In less than three minutes, he will definitely regain his position and make the host cry for his father and mother and give up!"

"Lao Xie, come on!"

"We will always be your strongest support!!!"

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(End of this chapter)