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Chapter 131 "Since pigs eat feed and we eat pigs, why don't we just eat the feed?"

[Holy shit, it seems to be true. Why did Mr. Lu ask this question? It was because he was stumped by this matter when he was writing. If the problems encountered during the writing process are not part of the writing topic, what do they belong to? 】

[No, if that's the case, wouldn't Old Thief Lu be able to ask any type of questions by slightly adjusting his perspective and taking part in the writing process? 】

[Of course, for example, Old Thief Lu said that he wanted to write a Marvel-themed fanfic, but when he was writing, he suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder. He was confused about whether the Autobots needed to buy insurance to go on the road. Can't this issue be summed up in writing? Was the question asked in the topic? 】

【Am I crazy? Why the hell didn’t I expect that I could play like this! Old thief Lu is awesome. In terms of not being a human being, this bitch has completely reached the realm of enlightenment! 】

[emmm... Who said just now that changing the perspective and bringing yourself into the perspective of Lao Xie torturing Lu Bai would make you feel much more comfortable? I want to fucking beat you to death! ! ! 】

After watching the show for so long, the audience is as familiar with Lu Bai as a blowfly is familiar with shit.

After hearing the conversation between this guy and Xie Feiyun, I immediately realized what this guy was planning.

The audience was shocked.

The originally difficult batch situation was immediately broken after such an interruption?

hiss!

The audience gasped instantly and cast distressed glances at Comrade Lao Xie on the screen.

Lao Xie, Lao Xie, you said you could just read the manuscript in peace and contentment, and you had to go all out and force Mr. Lu to ask questions. Now that’s it, is that done?

"The silence value from Xie Feiyun +60..."

Xie Feiyun was so regretful that his intestines turned green. Even if he beat him to death, he would never have thought that Lu Bai, a kid, could actually be so stupid. It was difficult to ask questions about writing topics, so he would cover other issues in writing and then ask questions.

Isn't this just a fucking joke? ! ! !

He wanted to retort a few words, but when he thought about it carefully, there were already many types of online novels, and Lu Bai was always moving within the scope of writing. Even if he asked questions, they were problems he encountered while writing. '.

Even though I wouldn’t believe it even if I said this, logically it holds up.

refute? What a fart refutation!

Lao Xie opened his mouth in confusion, but didn't know what to say. He could only remain silent for a long time, then admitted in a low voice: "...it is indeed a problem encountered in the writing process."

"Look, isn't this the end?" Lu Bai smiled with satisfaction, waved his hand considerately, and said with relief: "It's okay if Teacher Xie can't answer this question for the time being. Let's just change it to another one."

As he said this, the fellow couldn't wait to wave to Li Guiyun, as if he was afraid that Lao Xie would run away: "Guiyun, quickly hand over the No. 2 manuscript I prepared."

"There's still draft No. 2?!"

Xie Feiyun's heart thumped, and suddenly he felt that Zhang Jun's analysis of ten wins and ten losses seemed to have completely lost its effect.

Damn it, Lu Bai doesn't play according to the routine, and all his moves are in unexpected places. Don't say ten wins and ten losses, but even one hundred wins and one hundred losses, what's the use?

It's as if you are going to have a peak showdown between martial arts masters with others. You have analyzed the opponent's moves and martial arts in advance, and formulated countermeasures one by one. But when you get to the place, they come up and take out a gun. You took out a shuttle, followed by a rocket launcher, and finally launched a tactical nuclear strike to clear the ground...

How do you fight? !

"Yes, there are a lot of manuscripts. Teacher Xie, please don't worry about this for now and listen to the next question."

Lu Bai took the No. 2 manuscript from Li Guiyun, and without giving Comrade Lao Xie time to react, he spoke seriously:

"I planned to write this manuscript about the protagonist who made a fortune by raising farm pigs and became the pig king of Asia. But as I was writing, I suddenly thought of something that troubled me for a long time, and I was unable to continue writing."

Having said this, Lu Bai paused and showed a troubled expression.

The corner of Xie Feiyun's mouth twitched, "You just want me to ask you what the hell is going on. I really thought I couldn't tell."

He turned his head, avoiding Lu Bai's eyes that said "Ask me quickly," and pretended not to hear.

Don't ask, absolutely don't ask, whoever wants to ask can ask, anyway, I don't want to hear it at all.

"Thank you, teacher?"

"Thank you, Teacher??"     "Thank you, Teacher?!!"

Lu Bai shouted three times in a row, but there was no response from Lao Xie. He was stunned for a moment, then his eyes were worried, his face changed drastically, he pointed at Li Guiyun next to him and shouted loudly:

"It's over. Teacher Xie is deaf. Please help me contact the hospital. He must have an operation immediately and cut his appendix!"

Done.

This guy stepped forward and picked up the confused Comrade Xie, and ran out of the community while carrying him.

Xie Feiyun was dumbfounded. He struggled to free himself and said angrily: "I'm not deaf. I was just in a daze just now and didn't hear you. Also, what do you mean by cutting out his appendix? Does the appendix have anything to do with deafness? "

"Then what are you going to cut?"

"If you are deaf and deaf, it must be your ear..."

"The silence value from Xie Feiyun is +30."

"Nothing is cut! Tell me what problem you have with your Asian King Pig."

Xie Feiyun's head hurt in anger, he glared at the guy fiercely, returned to the pavilion and sat down, and reluctantly asked.

The audience was already dumbfounded by Lu Bai's tricks.

God is so grateful to the teacher for being deaf! God cut his appendix so quickly!

Poor old Xie, after all the last show, the new book has not been promoted yet. First he was tortured over and over again, and then he almost had a knife in his butt. The level of injustice was almost the same as that of Dean Yang. spell.

However, despite the laughter, the audience's eyes never left the live broadcast screen.

They were also curious about what kind of question Old Thief Lu would ask.

……

"I originally wanted the protagonist to use affordable and healthy as a promotional slogan to promote home-raised pigs, but then I thought about it, pigs grow up eating feed, and the feed is all made of grain. If this is the case, then why do we If you still want to eat pigs, wouldn’t it be better to just eat the feed?”

“Isn’t it more affordable and healthier to eat feed?”

Lu Bai talked about his "confusion" with bright eyes, and he looked as excited as if he had discovered the answer to the nine unsolved mysteries of the world.

"..."

"The silence value from Xie Feiyun is +50."

After hearing this, Lao Xie was completely silent. You think Lu Bai is wrong about this thing? It seems to be a little unreasonable, but if you say he is right, why don't you make two kilograms of pig feed yourself? What about eating? !

Seeing that Xie Feiyun remained silent, Lu Bai immediately understood that Teacher Xie was in trouble again, so he waved his hand and shouted to Li Guiyun again:

"Guiyun, please submit manuscript No. 3!"

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(End of this chapter)