Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 132 Lao Xie was ejected and hit the crooked neck tree!

"Wait a mininute!"

Xie Feiyun was shocked and quickly interrupted Lu Bai's move to let Li Guiyun take manuscript No. 3.

"What's wrong, Teacher Xie, did you suddenly come up with the answer?" Lu Bolian was stunned for a moment and asked curiously.

"No." Xie Feiyun took a deep breath, his eyes flickering and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"What's going on?" Lu Bai asked confused.

"It's okay, it's just that my tea is cooked... I should go home!"

Lao Xie gritted his teeth and glanced at the door of the unit building next to him. He suddenly stood up and ran away, shouting as he ran:

"Dear viewers, today's program ends here. My new book will be on sale at noon today. I hope everyone will support me."

"Thank you, Teacher, you are so narrow-minded..."

Hearing Lu Bai's urgent shouting, Lao Xie suddenly lost his temper. He stared at his eyes and said angrily:

"What do you mean by being petty? I've already told you that my tea is ready and I want to go see the tea..."

"boom!"

The word "tea" hasn't been uttered yet.

Just heard a loud bang.

Xie Feiyun slapped a pine tree as thick as a bowl with a snap, and his two front teeth flew out. He rolled his eyes and fainted on the spot.

"I'm telling you to be careful about the tree in front of you. You're running astray..."

Lu Bai covered his face and turned his head away without looking.

He hurriedly urged the people standing aside who were stunned:

"Stop standing there stupidly, call the hospital quickly!"

"What about that, Brother Lu, do you want to cut out his appendix?" Li Guiyun hesitated for a moment, pointed at the unconscious old Xie, and asked in a low voice.

Lu Bai's face darkened: "...If you keep pushing me, I'll ask the doctor to cut your oregano! Call now!"

"No, hit me now!"

Li Guiyun looked horrified, turned around and ran towards Xie Feiyun, who was lying on the ground with his crotch between his legs...

The guests were all slapping themselves on the tree, and naturally the show couldn't go on.

However, although the duration of this program was shortened a lot due to Xie Feiyun's collapse, the effect of the program was not diminished at all.

Nonsense, if you look at the major TV stations in China and the hundreds of variety talk shows, when has there ever been a situation where a guest was tormented by the host and took the initiative to film it in a tree!

The audience did the math.

From the very beginning when Wang Lao Deng ran with his butt between his legs and almost turned into a Nezha Third Prince Hot Wheels with his two old legs, to Comrade Lao Xie who started with a catapult and landed on a tree and knocked his two big front teeth away.

At least five or six guests, large and small, have been brutally murdered by Old Thief Lu. Some of them ran away, some of them were injured...

This does not include people like Chen Xiaochan and Wang Gang who have dirty butts.

You know, the celebrity interview program has not been aired for many episodes so far.

After all, the ratio between running away and being injured, as well as being asked about the recurrence of old problems and making people foam at the mouth on the spot, is close to four to one!

In other words, in this crappy show, almost one of every four guests has to run away with his butt tucked between his legs, or be photographed on a tree with a crooked neck...

This is an outrageous ratio, and it immediately became a hot search topic. It was on the list of major platforms one after another with the topic of Lao Xie's head catapulting into a tree, triggering heated discussions among netizens.

The already high popularity of the celebrity talk show has once again skyrocketed.

Lu Bai's number of fans has reached over 590 million, which is just one step away from breaking through the 600 million mark. Counting the fans on Jiuyao Music Platform, he is only one step away from winning 2000 million fans again and receiving a cash reward of 360 million. A distance of more than million.

As a guest of this program and the biggest villain since the launch of Celebrity Interviews, Xie Feiyun, like Wang Dahai, has lost two front teeth, but he has received huge traffic blessings, so much so that the inventory of his new book was completely exhausted on the day it was released. Goods. Well, it is said that when Comrade Lao Xie was recuperating in the hospital, he cursed a certain lawyer named Zhang for three days and three nights, even more harshly than he scolded Lu Bai, the cheater. The reason is unknown...

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"I heard that the station director praised our program team by name at today's meeting. Unfortunately, Jet Warrior Zhao and Mrs. Zhao are also on the list of commendations, and they are ranked in no particular order with Director Su. Damn it, just thinking about it makes me angry."

in the afternoon.

While Li Guiyun was cleaning the area around the main control room with a broom, he angrily complained to Lu Bai next to him about the bias in the station.

Director Su has always been serious about her work and never competes or competes with her. But every time something goes wrong on the show, she has to be the first to take responsibility and be criticized. Mrs. Zhao, on the other hand, acts like a monster all day long and is a hindrance, but she can stay out of it when she takes responsibility, and she also I always bear the brunt of praise every time.

He felt this was unfair.

"Why are those who work conscientiously suppressed everywhere, while those who act like monsters all the time are always happy?"

"Is it because Mrs. Zhao knows how to lick the leader and have relationships with certain people?"

Hearing Li Guiyun's angry question.

Lu Bai was silent for a while and didn't say much. He just reached out and patted his arm gently. Then he turned around and came to the door of Su Yuzhi's office and knocked on the door.

Perhaps due to different personalities, Li Guiyun likes to vent his dissatisfaction by complaining and then continue business as usual, while Lu Bai is accustomed to talking less and doing more, using actions to solve things that make him uncomfortable.

I can’t say who is right or wrong, I can only say that everyone has their own way of living.

"Are you going to take time off to go on a blind date again?"

Looking at Lu Bai, he started looking for coffee and cups as soon as he entered the door, and ran to the water dispenser to make coffee. He didn't regard himself as an outsider at all.

Su Yuzhi grinded his silver teeth angrily.

This bitch has already drank her two big bags of coffee this month. The key point is that Lu Bai doesn't drink coffee at all. He always mixes hot water with cold water, makes a full cup, and drinks it in one gulp while it's still warm. Then I went to make another big cup and took another sip...

Who can bear this drinking method?

The small grinder for grinding coffee beans in her home is almost worn out!

"Your coffee is still comfortable to drink. I bought a bag of Nestlé two days ago and I didn't feel this way at all when I drank it. In the end, I let Li Guiyun take care of it."

Lu Bai drank a large cup of coffee, cleaned the cup and put it back in the cabinet, then sat down on the sofa in the office.

Well, this bitch even put his own cup in Director Su's office. Sometimes he forgot to wash it after drinking, and Su Yuzhi had to take it and rinse it out...

"Okay, I approve it. Get out of here and don't waste my coffee here. Grinding coffee beans is very tiring!"

Su Yuzhi really couldn't stand the way Zhu Bajie ate ginseng fruit. His fists became hard and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

"I'm not asking for leave. I have something to tell you." Lu Bai smiled "hehe", suddenly blinked his eyes, and said with an inexplicable smile: "Xiao Su, you go and apply for transfer from Taili."

"Did you drink fake wine?" Su Yuzhi was stunned, looked Lu Bai up and down, and asked with beautiful eyes.

"I'm serious, you can apply to the station later and request to be transferred from the program team."

Lu Bai was rarely serious. He looked at Su Yuzhi seriously, his eyes were frank, and there was no joking expression on his face.

"Are you kidding?" Su Yuzhi vaguely noticed something, put down the document in his hand, pinched his eyebrows, and said thoughtfully: "Tell me what you think."

"After your application is completed, I will follow you tomorrow and apply for transfer together."

Lu Bai stood up and locked the door, pulled a chair to his desk, and expressed his thoughts in a low voice.

"After we have all applied, Lao Liu and the others will ask the station to leave with us and go to the new program group..."

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　After laying the groundwork for so long, the clarion call for counterattack is finally coming. Whether or not you can become the director depends on this! Dear principals of high schools, dear uncle Qin, please support two recommended monthly tickets to support Mr. Lu’s grand dream of becoming the director, 嘤嘤嘤~

　　

　

(End of this chapter)