Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 54: "People fart easily after eating, but mosquitoes also fart when they are full after sucking blood..."

"What, what?"

Su Yuzhi wondered if he heard wrongly.

She seemed to hear Lu Bai say...

good thing?

And also in a very excited tone?
"I said it's a good thing."

Lu Bai's eyes were fiery.

Last time, just Lin Ya and Zhao Yuanpeng allowed him to get more than 500 silence points.

How much can three people gather...

He didn't even dare to think about it!
"Did you not understand what I meant? I mean, Zhao Juan added another off-site guest. Counting the original guest and Zhao Yuanpeng, you have to face a total of three people in this episode, and three people are standing in front of you at the same time. opposite!"

Su Yuzhi frowned slightly. She thought Lu Bai didn't understand what she meant, so she explained it again with a headache.

"What's wrong with just three people?" Lu Bai asked confused.

"I……"

"Bye!"

Su Yuzhi hung up the phone angrily and threw the phone on the desk.

He stomped his feet angrily.

She goes crazy every time she talks to this guy.

Just three people...

The three of us can treat you to dinner together, right?

I sat at my desk and sulked for a while.

Su Yuzhi calmed down and thought for a while.

Call the director back.

The voice was cool and unmistakable as he said:
"When the show was about to start, you used the excuse of calming the public opinion of netizens to remove Zhao Yuanpeng. He can only sit down and watch this show and is not allowed to go on stage."

"Hey, Director Su, this is tantamount to completely breaking up with Zhao Juan..."

The director was suddenly shocked.

He swallowed.

reminded cautiously.

"I know, go ahead and make arrangements."

Su Yuzhi nodded calmly, without any fluctuation in his expression.

Of course she knew that this would completely break up her relationship with Zhao Juan.

but.

She couldn't really just watch that bitch fight against three, could she?
Even if Lu Bai has no objection, even if Lu Bai thinks he can...

She can't do it here!
Again.

Leave the stress to others.

It's not her Su Yuzhi style.

……

"Gu, don't worry, I'm very well prepared this time, and I will never let someone named Lu dig a hole for me again!"

8:20 p.m.
Zhao Yuanpeng left Zhao Juan's office with confidence, took the microphone and came to the stage to wait.

"Xiao Zhao, how are you preparing for the show? There won't be any omissions that cause the audience to misunderstand again this time, right?"

Lu Bai now looks very pleased with Zhao Dashan.

If it weren't for other people's hard work.

How could he still have a surplus of 300 points after buying three skills?

This is all a great kindness!
"It's my business to prepare, so I don't have to worry about it, Host Lu. Also, Host Lu and I are not familiar with each other, so please just call me by my name."

Zhao Yuanpeng glanced at Lu Bai and snorted coldly.

"Okay Xiao Zhao, I understand Xiao Zhao."

Hearing Zhao Yuanpeng's confident words.

Lu Bai nodded with satisfaction.

Just be ready.

Keep up the good work and perform steadily!
Come on, Zhao Dashan!
Whether I can get another 700 points and return to a thousand-yuan household depends on your performance tonight!
"I'll say it again, host Lu, please call me by my name!" Zhao Yuanpeng glared.

"Okay Xiao Zhao, I understand Xiao Zhao." Lu Bai nodded happily.

"..."

"...The silence value from Zhao Yuanpeng is +20."

"You are waiting to be on stage. Let me see if you can still laugh!"

Zhao Yuanpeng has never seen such a shameless person!
He gritted his teeth with a dark face and said something.

He silently moved his steps to distance himself from this guy.

Now is not the time to compete with someone named Lu.

We’ll talk about it all when we get on stage!
"No need to wait, you won't be on stage tonight."

The director didn't know when he stood behind the two of them.

He took over the conversation and said expressionlessly:
"There has been too much public opinion about you on the Internet in the past two days. After discussion in the group, we decided that you don't need to participate in this show. You can stay in the audience and watch."

"Why!"

Zhao Yuanpeng was stunned for a moment, then his face instantly turned red and he asked angrily.

For this program, to deal with Lu Bai.

He doesn't know how much homework he has done these days.

Now you're fucking telling me I can't go on stage?
"I am not Zhao Juan, and you are not my nephew. If I yell again, I will tell you to go to the toilet and clean the toilet for a month. Do you believe it?"

The director had a sullen face and stared at Zhao Yuanpeng coldly: "This is a decision made after discussion in the team. As an employee of the team, you just need to obey."

"Since it was the team's decision, then why didn't my aunt...why didn't Director Zhao tell me?" Zhao Yuanpeng was a little flustered by his stare, but he still had the courage to ask.

The director smiled.

With a playful look in his eyes, he patted Zhao Yuanpeng on the shoulder and said meaningfully:

"Remember, deputy general manager Zhao cannot represent the entire program team..."

So far.

It can be said that the director is very good at pretending.

That momentum, that expression, that look in his eyes, he has a proper boss demeanor!
but.

Just now.

A hand reaches out from behind...

He pinched the soft flesh around his waist fiercely!
hiss……

The director suddenly stiffened and said, "You bitch! Let go! It hurts!!!"

"Don't let me go! Tell me clearly first, why don't you let Xiao Zhao come on stage?!"

Lu Bai asked, eyes widening with displeasure.

"Holy shit... you are really my ancestor. The order was given by Director Su. If you have the ability, go to her and steal it. It has nothing to do with me!"

What if you just let me finish pretending...

The director wants to cry but has no tears.

In an instant, the boss's momentum was completely gone.

He opened Lu Bai's palm with force.Three steps and do two.

In the blink of an eye, he moved several meters away, covered his waist, and disappeared around the corner while baring his teeth.

You can't run away.

This idiot really doesn't regard directors as cadres!

The night before yesterday, when he and Li Guiyun were drinking and talking about mountains and rivers, Lu Bai hit him like a monkey stealing peaches, which almost wiped out his hope of having a second child!
"Damn it, your uncle's manly wife, you are ruining my good deeds!"

Lu Bai looked up to the sky and sighed, filled with grief and anger.

Seeing the opportunity to reincarnate as a thousand-yuan household...

It's gone!
Turning around, he saw Zhao Yuanpeng still standing where he was.

He was immediately furious.

"You piece of shit, why don't you dare to fight with the director? It's okay now, you can't go on stage, right?"

"..."

"The silence value from Zhao Yuanpeng is +20."

"Ugh."

Look at the time. The show will officially start soon.

Lu Bai sighed.

He picked up the microphone and passed Zhao Da to finish.

He went on stage with a look of regret.

"Drinking tea and cooking wine, talking to celebrities, hello everyone in the audience, I am the host Lu Bai..."

[No, why is there only Mr. Lu, and where is the cheating deputy host named Zhao? 】

[Maybe he was kicked out. There are so many people on the Internet scolding him. I don’t believe that the program team can pretend that he is invisible. 】

[Whatever, it’s a good thing anyway, Old Thief Lu doesn’t have to fight against three, hahahaha. 】

[Don’t be too optimistic. At Zhao Yuanpeng’s level, there is not much difference with or without him. The most important thing is the guests. 】

[Yes, don’t look at Luo Xiaoyu acting like a resentful doormat in her video. If you think about it carefully, at a young age, she was admitted to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences with a doctorate degree and became a researcher, and soon organized her own team to develop new crops. A research and development beauty expert, is this resume scary? 】

[Indeed, just Luo Xiaoyu alone is enough for Old Thief Lu to have a good drink!Not to mention that there is a tutor who is the vice president of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences waiting eagerly outside the court! 】

[Nima, the more I talk about it, the more I think Old Thief Lu is going to kill him...]

The barrage in the live broadcast room kept scrolling.

The audience was originally just curious about where Zhao Yuanpeng went.

But chatting and chatting.

Inexplicably, it became a science popularization site about Luo Xiaoyu's personal resume.

Followed by.

It turned into a cheering meeting for Wu Baizhu fans.

good good!
The more awesome the guests, the better!

As a staunch anti-mainland faction.

As long as anyone can make the land dog thief overturn, they will support him without any reservation!

On the public screen.

Immediately, a chorus of excited cheers and cheers floated across neatly.

[The time and place are favorable for both people and people. Cut off the heads of land thieves and dogs, today! 】×9999+
……

"Today we invited a beauty expert from the Shanghai Academy of Agricultural Sciences, a blogger with 500 million fans on Douhu short video platform, and researcher Luo Xiaoyu to the live broadcast room..."

Go through the process as usual and come to your seat and sit down.

Lu Bai was the first to say hello to Luo Xiaoyu: "Hello, Xiaoyu."

"Hello, host."

Luo Xiaoyu pinched the corner of his clothes and stumbled back.

It wasn't that she was worried that she wouldn't be able to answer Lu Bai's question.

Mainly because it was my first time on the show.

a little nervous.

Celebrity interviews alas!
She, Luo Xiaoyu, is also a celebrity.

Guangzong Yaozu Guangzong Yaozu~
"Is daily life at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences hard?" Seeing that she was a little nervous, Lu Bai smiled and chose a simple topic.

"Okay, okay. It's summer now. There are a lot of mosquitoes in the experimental field. If you don't apply toilet water, it's easy to get bitten all over your body. Look at these three bags stacked on top of each other. The smelly mosquitoes make me so angry... "

Luo Xiaoyu was still stuttering.

But it got better after we started chatting.

The more you speak, the more fluent you become.

He even lifted up his sleeves to show Lu Bai the bag bitten by mosquitoes.

On the white and tender arms, three large and small red mosquito bites were stacked together. Together with Luo Xiaoyu's resentful whisper, it was full of joy.

Lu Bai couldn't help but feel happy.

I have hosted so many programs.

This is the first time I have seen such a silly guest.

Well, I would probably cry very loudly.

He asked Luo Xiaoyu to put his arms away and said with a smile: "The mosquitoes are really annoying this season, especially the mosquitoes in the fields. Not only are there many, but their bites are also painful."

"Yeah, it's super hateful. In order to fight these guys, I studied a lot of information. I feel like I'm almost becoming a half-mosquito expert. Unfortunately, it's still useless. I get bitten every day." Luo Xiaoyu puffed up his cheeks in dissatisfaction. .

"Really?" Lu Bai cast a surprised look at her.

"Really! I can tell the difference between male mosquitoes and female mosquitoes now. Male mosquitoes have filamentous antennae with ringed hairs, which are generally denser than female mosquitoes. They often eat nectar and plant juices, while female mosquitoes..."

Luo Xiaoyu felt that Lu Bai didn't believe him, so he talked about the characteristics and habits of mosquitoes.

"Awesome, um... Actually there is a little doubt related to the living habits of mosquitoes that has been bothering me for a long time. How about you help me think about it?" Lu Bai listened carefully and asked tentatively.

"It's just a matter of doubt. Don't you want to question me?" Luo Xiaoyu asked warily.

"No." Lu Bai shook his head firmly.

"In terms of living habits?" Luo Xiaoyu confirmed again.

"Yes, in terms of living habits!"

"Then...just ask." Luo Xiaoyu nodded hesitantly.

"Are mosquitoes sucking blood the same as people eating? Will they feel full if they suck too much?" Lu Bai asked curiously.

Oh my god, what did I think I was going to ask?

It's easy!
Luo Xiaoyu nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, they will also eat when they are full. I have seen a mosquito suck blood until its stomach burst!"

Luo Xiaoyu thought Lu Bai's doubts would end here.

I just breathed a sigh of relief in my heart.

then.

She heard it.

Lu Bai said again:
"That person will fart easily if he eats too much, and if he eats too many mosquitoes..."

"Can you fart too?"

...

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