Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 55 "Are expired pesticides no longer poisonous, or more poisonous?"

"Fart, fart?"

Luo Xiaoyu's expression was stunned.

A happy smile appeared because Lu Bai's doubts were answered.

It instantly froze on the sweet little face with a little baby fat.

Will mosquitoes fart if they eat too much...

How do I know if mosquitoes will fart if they eat too much?

I study this.

Are you worried that people will have indigestion after sucking my blood?
Or.

Use this to threaten plants.

If you don’t grow up quickly, will you let the mosquitoes fart to death?

It sucks my blood!
It doesn't matter if I don't kill it.

How could you still care about whether it farts after eating too much?

I am not the Virgin Mosquito!

[Damn it, why was Old Thief Lu so powerful today? Did he just increase the intensity without pulling at all? 】

[Nima, didn’t he say not to ask questions?Just kidding, this is just kidding and cannot be counted! 】

[Thief, you are so shameless. After you bullied Congee, you want to bully Xiaoyu?Doesn’t your conscience hurt? 】

[Hahahaha, otherwise the stubborn old thief Lu never plays his cards according to the routine! 】

[Old thief Lu: "What, do you want to be shameless? Who wants that thing? You are so embarrassed!"]

Looking at Luo Xiaoyu's dull look.

The live broadcast room suddenly went dark with a bunch of barrages denouncing Old Thief Lu.

Dog thief!

Isn't it simple to bully our little fish?

Intuit!
shameless!
If you have the ability, confront her head-on!
……

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +5...+5...+5..."

The fans really wronged Mr. Lu.

He really didn't take this as a question.

I just have such a doubt.

Listening to the silence value being recorded one after another in my ears.

Lu Bai himself was stunned.

Hey, this is still a player with continuous output!

He smiled and shook his head, intending to avoid this topic: "Don't you know? Then forget it, let's continue talking about other things."

"No, I will definitely be able to find the answer for you!"

Luo Xiaoyu, a classmate who has always wanted to be strong in his life, refused to agree.

She took out her mobile phone and quickly dialed Yang Dong's number.

With a straight face, he asked very seriously:

"Hey, teacher, teacher, I have a question for you, um, do mosquitoes fart when they eat too much?"

"..."

There was silence on the other side of the phone for a long time: "The host named Lu Bai asked you?"

"Hmm, teacher, tell me quickly, do mosquitoes fart?" Luo Xiaoyu asked anxiously.

No.

Are you already calling for reinforcements? ? ?
Looking at Luo Xiaoyu who was on the phone.

The new Tailu style is formed by the fusion of Wu Baizhu fans and Luo Xiaoyu fans.

They couldn't help but cover their foreheads.

My heart is cold!

Miss.

How about we just surrender...

Just your personality.

How do you make us believe that you can shoulder the important task of cutting off Lu Bai's head?

After all, Vice President Yang is still very capable.

Luo Xiaoyu hung up the phone in less than ten seconds.

then.

She put away her phone and hummed proudly and said to Lu Bai:
"Mosquitoes will fart if they eat too much. However, the reason why they fart is that their stomachs are too bloated after sucking up blood, which can easily lead to flight imbalance. Therefore, they will expel gas from the body through the anus to maintain a stable flight. Do you understand now? ?”

Although I couldn't hear what was said on the other side of the phone.

But now that Luo Xiaoyu has the answer.

It must have been Yang Dong who took action.

The live room instantly boiled!
[Holy shit, as expected of Dean Yang, he actually answered such a silly question! 】

[I can’t help it, although our little fish-man is a bit naive, but she has a good teacher, hahahaha~]

[Sure enough, the burden of cleaning up this piece of shit like Lu Bai finally fell on our dear Dean Yang. 】

[Master and disciple are of the same mind, no matter who is carrying it, hahahaha, you are a thief!Come, speak, tell me loudly, are you convinced? ! ! 】

……

Lu Bai understood.

but.

Listening to another silence value reminder that suddenly appeared in my ears.

He was lost in thought.

"The silence value from Yang Dong is +5...+5...+5..."

This is his meow.

Even the continuous production of players is the same...

No wonder you two can become master and apprentice!

"I understand, thank you..." Lu Bai said with a toothache.

"As long as you understand, let's continue,"

Luo Xiaoyu nodded with satisfaction, and then seriously warned: "You can't ask mosquitoes anymore this time. I am a researcher at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, not a mosquito researcher. You can ask some questions about plants, and I will definitely be able to answer them." .”

"Okay, I heard that Xiaoyu led your team to cultivate a new type of crop. Can you take this opportunity to tell the audience about it?"

Everyone here basically knows about Luo Xiaoyu’s plan to promote new crops.Although the person was invited by Zhao Juan's old lady who couldn't hold it in well.

However, Lu Bai feels that this kind of project to benefit the people has little to do with who invites the guests.

It was originally a good thing.

Let people spread the word without losing a piece of meat.

So a new topic was brought to this.

"We are cultivating a new type of orange. Compared with traditional orange plants, the new type of orange plants cultivated by our team have characteristics such as stronger vitality, fuller juice, higher yield, and better resistance to viruses. Fruit farmers are During the planting process..."

Luo Xiaoyu thought that Lu Bai would make things difficult for her and prevent her from easily achieving her goal.

Unexpectedly, the other party took the initiative to hand over the opportunity.

She couldn't help but glance at Lu Bai in surprise.

He quickly took over the conversation.

Carefully, he talked about the advantages of the new orange plants cultivated by his team bit by bit.

This lecture lasted a long time.

Lu Bai sat next to him and listened quietly until Luo Xiaoyu finished speaking and cast a grateful look.

He picked up the phone again and spoke with a smile.

"It sounds very good. When the promotion is completed and the fruits are planted, Xiaoyu remember to tell me. I will buy a few kilograms to try it!"

"No, no, no, I'll get some for you when the time comes. You can have as much as you want." Luo Xiaoyu was obviously very happy after completing the task. He patted his deflated chest hard with an expression of "It's all on me."

"Okay, I'll remember it. If you don't give it to me then, you'll go to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences and grab it."

Lu Bai happily agreed.

Hold your glasses slightly.

Suddenly he said with some emotion:
"I still remember when I was a kid, there were many kids at home. Every time my mom bought oranges, she would worry about how to distribute them."

"Is it because I didn't buy enough oranges?"

"Yes, this problem has troubled my mother and I for many years, and we still haven't figured it out." Lu Bai said with a sigh.

"Really or not, is it so difficult?"

This aroused Luo Xiaoyu's curiosity.

Isn't it just to allocate an orange?

Nothing to worry about.

If it really doesn't work, wouldn't it be enough to cut it open and eat one tooth?
"It's really difficult." Lu Bai nodded seriously.

Luo Xiaoyu obviously relaxed a lot after completing the task, and took the initiative to ask Ying: "Can you tell me how difficult it is? Let me analyze it for you. I was very good at mathematics when I was studying!"

"Are you sure?" Lu Bai hesitated.

"Sure! I'm really good at math!" Luo Xiaoyu nodded vigorously with confidence.

"Then I said it..."

Lu Bai thought for a while.

With an extremely serious expression, he slowly asked this question:
"I have 4 oranges at home. How can I cut them only once..."

"Split them among 4 kids?"

Luo Xiaoyu twisted his delicate eyebrows and thought seriously.

There are only 4 oranges, and they can only be cut once.

Then I have to divide it among 4 children...

Wait a moment.

4 oranges to share with 4 children? ? ?
Luo Xiaoyu was dumbfounded...

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +5...+5...+5..."

Luo Xiaoyu took a deep breath, raised his eyebrows and glared at Lu Bai, and said angrily:

"You fooled me again!"

Damn it, you just realized it, sister? !
Fans couldn’t bear to watch it again:
[You can tell something is wrong at a glance. She actually thought about it seriously for a long time... If it doesn't work, let's change someone. Let's just ask Dean Yang to take over. This will save time. 】

[Don’t panic, don’t panic, since Lu Bai even asked such a low-level question, doesn’t it mean he is clearly telling everyone that he can’t find a better angle to ask the question? 】

[Fuck, yes, if he had better problems, how could he choose this! 】

【Hold on!The opportunity to counterattack is right in front of you!Xiaoyu, you must be steady and don’t mess up! 】

……

"You didn't say it yourself. As long as you have questions related to plants, you can definitely answer them..."

Lu Bai muttered unhappily, coughed, and said seriously:

"Okay, no kidding, what I really want to ask is, when your Academy of Agricultural Sciences conducts experiments, will you spray pesticides on the plants to be cultivated?"

"Yes." Luo Xiaoyu replied cautiously.

"What are the commonly used pesticides?"

“There is no fixed choice, and the most reasonable choice is usually made based on the type of plants to be cultivated and the pests to be prevented.”

Luo Xiaoyu replied thoughtfully while staring at this guy who was talking about trains with wary eyes.

She has to be careful now.

You must not be fooled even once again!

"In this case, does the Academy of Agricultural Sciences reserve various pesticides in advance and just use them when needed?" Lu Bai asked with a smile.

"Of course, we are the Academy of Agricultural Sciences, a place specializing in agricultural research! How can we not have pesticide reserves?"

"I reserve so much at one time, what if it expires?"

"Of course you throw it away when it expires!"

Luo Xiaoyu couldn't help but roll his eyes.

What should I do with expired pesticides besides throwing them away?
Do you still need to ask this kind of thing?
"That's it."

Lu Bai nodded with sudden realization.

Followed by.

He showed a bright smile
Chong Luo Xiaoyu blinked slightly.

He said with an innocent face:
"That……"

"The reason why expired pesticides should be thrown away..."

“Is it because it has become less poisonous, or is it because it has become more poisonous?

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