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Chapter 57 “Does artificial pollination count as human beings raping other people’s plants???”

Chapter 57 "Does artificial pollination count... Humans raped other people's plants???"

"Artificial pollination of plants is a common agricultural technique that manually transfers pollen to the stigma of flowers to promote the combination of pollen with the ovary and achieve the process of plant reproduction..."

Talk about these issues related to your major.

Luo Xiaoyu felt a lot more energetic.

If not for talking about artificial pollination.

She almost forgot.

He is a doctoral researcher at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.

Studying plant breeding and cultivation!
Not some annoying mosquito farts and expired pesticides that make people’s heads hurt!

"Xiaoyu, can you tell us all about the advantages of artificial pollination?"

in the live room.

The audience was all like eggplants beaten by frost.

Lu Bai, the client, seemed unusually calm.

"In the natural environment, plant pollination is usually completed by wind, insects or other animals, but in some cases, artificial pollination can improve the reproductive efficiency and quality of plants, such as this new orange plant developed by our team..."

Luo Xiaoyu is now completely ruined.

No matter how careful and cautious she is.

In the end, Lu Bai would hold his head and beat him violently.

Then he pitifully asked the teacher for help.

In this case.

It's better to take advantage of the opportunity to publicize your team's achievements.

There is a teacher here anyway.

Don't be afraid!
"I understand. Artificial pollination is actually just like a matchmaker pulling a red line. However, their situation is a little special. It is divided into self-pollination and cross-pollination, and the progress is relatively strict. It can be done in one step, right?"

Lu Bai is a science student. Logically speaking, he should have learned all the knowledge about artificial pollination in high school and can easily understand it.

But don't know why.

At this moment, this guy looks as confused as a liberal arts student.

He even clumsily substituted common sense in life to understand.

"Emm... I can understand it that way."

Luo Xiaoyu thought for a moment.

It feels quite vivid.

What she does every day is not just the same job as a matchmaker.

Sprinkle some pollen here, put a bag there.

It's really no different from a matchmaker.

of course.

Her classmate Luo Xiaoyu is considered a matchmaker.

That’s a good-looking matchmaker too!

"Looking at it this way, the pollinated plants are quite pitiful." Lu Bai smacked his lips.

"What?"

Luo Xiaoyu was startled for a moment and asked curiously.

"Arranged marriage!" Lu Baili said confidently.

"..."

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +5...+5...+5..."

[God arranges marriages and talks dirty words. What the hell, you want to take the postgraduate entrance examination? 】

[Don’t say it, you really don’t say it, it does sound like an arranged marriage, hahahaha~]

[Laughing like shit, two of them are so big-hearted. They are about to fall over. What are you talking about? Hurry up and think of a solution! 】

[Yes, if you don’t quickly think of a way to ask questions and come out in a ruthless manner, today is definitely going to overturn. 】

[Dean Yang was able to win two questions in a row. He was still thinking nonsense. If you ask me, Old Thief Lu should just surrender. Anyway, it’s not shameful to lose to a boss of Dean Yang’s level. , if you lose some popularity, then who can still win? 】

After several consecutive reversals.

The popularity of the live broadcast room continues to rise.

The popularity has reached 50.

Once again breaking the peak popularity record set by the previous episode!

Or.

Since the beginning of the show.

Lu Bai has been setting records, and then breaking them, setting new and higher records!
With the support of up to 50 real-time online users.

The barrage scrolls as fast as going to the toilet after eating two kilograms of croton.

Rush upward fiercely!

Except for the audience who firmly sided with Old Thief Lu.

Most other fans and netizens.At this moment, it seems that we have seen the 'dawn of victory'!
They all stared at the screen excitedly.

I'm afraid I missed the birth of this famous scene where the shit rolled over!
After all, Luo Xiaoyu has already answered two questions.

As long as Dean Yang works hard.

Win the next third question in one go.

This program can come to an end.

Lu Bai's dog thief was completely defeated.

Dean Yang wins!
but.

do not know why.

Looking at Lu Bai who looked leisurely and at ease on the screen.

Comrade Lao Yang always felt a little flustered for no reason.

"Dad, why are you hiding in the study alone and reading!"

The door was pushed open from the outside.

Daughter Yang Yingying crept over and patted Comrade Yang on the shoulder.

"Damn girl, you're going to scare Dad to death."

Lao Yang was startled, stared, and asked angrily: "Aren't you busy with the release of your new album? Why do you suddenly have time to go home?"

"Oh, don't mention it. The new album has been released, and its sales are as pathetic as the hair on the top of your head, Dad." Yang Yingying sighed old-fashionedly.

"No matter how big or small, be careful I'll beat you up!"

Comrade Lao Yang suddenly blew his beard and stared.

"Hey, come on, save it. How many years have you been saying this, and how many times have you actually hit me?"

Yang Yingying smiled and pulled up a chair to sit next to her. Suddenly she saw Luo Xiaoyu on the computer screen and said in surprise: "Hey, isn't this Sister Xiaoyu? What is she doing?"

"Their team's new orange plant couldn't be promoted, so they contacted a talk show to promote it. I'll tell you later. I also need you to provide off-site assistance to your sister Xiaoyu, so don't bother me."

Comrade Lao Yang was explaining to his daughter while staring at the computer screen intently.

"Can talk shows still be broadcast live?"

Yang Yingying looked at the live broadcast suspiciously and found that the popularity was actually 50.

She froze for a moment.

A live talk show can be watched by 50 people?

Yang Yingying was suddenly curious.
He moved his chair closer.

I watched it with my dad...

"What is arranged marriage? It's just a very common agricultural technique, okay!"

Luo Xiaoyu's eyes widened and he wrinkled his nose angrily.

Saying this makes her look bad!

"Think about it, before you pulled the red line on the plants, you didn't ask people whether they agreed or not. What if it wasn't an arranged marriage..."

Lu Bai pushed up his glasses.

Flirting with Luo Xiaoyu seriously, no, analysis!

But the words were only half spoken.

It was as if he remembered something.

There was an abrupt pause.

Followed by.

Lu Bai frowned, pondered for a moment, and then said slowly:
"wrong!"

"What's wrong?" Luo Xiaoyu asked curiously.

"This is forcing a plant to have relations with other male plants against its will!"

Lu Bai whispered, rolled his eyes, and asked with an extremely serious expression:
"you say……"

"Does artificial pollination count..."

"Have humans indirectly raped other people's plants?"

"Dangdang!"

in front of the screen.

Comrade Lao Yang stiffened.

The tea vat that had just been lifted up in his hand.

Get out.

fell to the ground...

...

...

 There are only two days left in this month, and the tickets will expire if they are not used anymore, 嘤嘤嘤~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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