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Chapter 58 “Do angiosperms think gymnosperms are perverted exhibitionists?”

"Rape..."

"plant???"

Luo Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and then, when she realized what Lu Bai had asked, her whole body felt like she was struck by lightning.

She thought that as long as she messed up.

No matter how many questions Lu Bai asked, it would not affect his mentality.

The teacher will save her in the end anyway.

But when Luo Xiaoyu heard the words "Artificial pollination does not count as humans indirectly raping plants".

she found.

I was careless...

Forcing a plant to have relationships with other male plants against its will...

If that's true.

She is still the leader who holds the red string.

She is clearly a heinous pimp and perverted old woman!
"I I I..."

Luo Xiaoyu opened his mouth in grief and anger.

I wanted to answer, but I didn't know what to say.

after all.

Before she did artificial pollination.

It seems that the consent of other people’s plants was indeed not obtained!
But the problem is.

Plants can't talk either.

How did she get the other person's consent? !
But if you start pollinating without the other party's consent.

It really feels like forcing someone...

Luo Xiaoyu felt like his head was going to break!

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +5...+5...+5..."

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu..."

"From..."

You know that this piece of shit like Old Thief Lu is not that easy to overturn!

in the live room.

The public screen was instantly filled with excited comments from the audience!

【6666666666~】

[I thought Lu Bu was already invincible, but I didn’t expect someone to be braver than him. Whose general is this? ! 】

[Is artificial pollination considered rape of plants? This question cannot be said to be outrageous, at least it can be said to be completely inappropriate! 】

[Grandma, I feel like I will never be able to face the words artificial pollination again. 】

[Me too, the godly plant didn’t say it agreed. It wanted to say it, but it had to say it! 】

[Hahahaha, look at Luo Xiaoyu’s expression, he’s confused!There is a saying, 'Children, do you have a lot of question marks~']

Looking at Luo Xiaoyu on the screen with an expression on his face that his CPU was about to burn out.

The audience roared with laughter.

My nose was full of snot.

Although the fans want to scold me a little bit.

But he wasn't too depressed.

So what if Luo Xiaoyu can't answer?

We also have Dean Yang!

As long as Dean Yang takes action.

A little land dog thief.

Don't you just grab it with your hands?

A barrage of fans gnashing their teeth suddenly appeared on the public screen:
[Don’t panic, Xiaoyu, call Dean Yang quickly!Let Dean Yang clean up this piece of shit! ! ! 】

The fact is also as they thought.

Luo Xiaoyu thought hard for a long time to no avail.

She glared at a certain old man depressedly.

He said with a sad face: "Wait for me for a moment, and I'll call the teacher again!"

talking.

She took out her phone.

Dial Yang Dong's phone number.

but.

Surprisingly.

This time Yang Dong didn't answer the phone.

"Teacher, are you busy with something?"

Luo Xiaoyu's eyes were confused. She bit her lips and hesitated for a moment.

Hit it again.

"Beep...beep..."...

"Dad, why don't you answer the phone? My sister Xiaoyu is calling you. Answer it quickly!"

I heard my daughter's anxious urging.

Comrade Lao Yang's face turned green.

How the hell does he know if artificial pollination counts as rape of plants? !
I am the vice president of the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.

He’s not the deputy director of the Ethics Institute!
Who the hell is serious about studying this in one day?

Comrade Lao Yang looked at Luo Xiaoyu and Lu Bai on the screen, and then at the cell phone that was vibrating on the table.

My eyelids were twitching.

You just cut off my head and stuff it with expired pesticide and soak it for three days and three nights.

I don’t even understand this thing!
Silent for a long time.

He suddenly stood up with a start.

He frowned, covered his stomach, and walked straight out of the study.

"No, Yingying, dad seems to have a bad stomach. Just watch while I go to the toilet!"

"Ah? What about Sister Xiaoyu?" Yang Yingying said dumbfounded.

Comrade Lao Yang stiffened.

Keep a straight face,

Seriously said:
"If the young eagle stays under the wings of its parents, it will never grow up! Don't you understand such a simple truth?"

"Your sister Xiaoyu has been studying with me for so long, it's time to exercise her autonomy!"

"Stop talking, dad goes to the bathroom first!"

talking.

He held his stomach and quickly disappeared from the study door.

at the same time.

the other side.

Luo Xiaoyu pursed his lips, put away his phone, looked at Lu Bai, and whispered hesitantly:

"Teacher, he seems to be busy and won't answer my call. How about we talk about the next topic first?"

[Damn, why is Dean Yang so busy at such a critical time! 】

[I’m so depressed. I’m just missing the last question and I’m going to overturn the situation. It just happens to be during the window period when Dean Yang is busy! 】

[It’s okay, it’s okay, what if we just let the land dog thieves win back the victory!When Dean Yang comes back from his work later, won't he just press him to the ground and rub him? 】

【right!It's just good luck. When Dean Yang comes back later, I'll see how arrogant you are! 】

"emmm..."

Lu Bai's face looked a little strange.

He didn't know whether Comrade Lao Yang was busy.

But what he was sure of was this.

Comrade Lao Yang definitely watched the live broadcast.

because……

The silence value from Yang Dong is almost blowing up the screen!
"Ding, the silence value from Yang Dong is +10...+10...+10..."

"Ding, from Yang Dong..."

"Ding……"

Lu Bai suppressed his laughter and nodded to Luo Xiaoyu: "Okay, let's talk about the next topic first. What, Xiaoyu, can you tell us about angiosperms and gymnosperms? When I was in high school, biology They are not good, and I still can’t figure out the difference between them.”

What are you laughing at?

Humph.

If the teacher hadn't been busy, he would definitely have the answer!

Luo Xiaoyu wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction, thought for a while, and said:

"Angiosperms and gymnosperms are the two main plant classification groups. The most obvious difference between them is that the seeds of angiosperms are usually wrapped in the pericarp or fruit, while the seeds of gymnosperms are generally exposed..."

"Are gymnosperm seeds often exposed to the outside?" Old Thief Lu widened his eyes and showed a shocked expression.

"You haven't studied well. You haven't studied well at all!"

Luo Xiaoyu couldn't help but roll his eyes.

You don't even know such a simple knowledge point.

Really.

"This is not important. What is important is... all human angiosperms hide their seeds in their fruits, why do gymnosperms have to expose their seeds!"

Lu Bai raised his hand to adjust his glasses and asked seriously:

"you say……"

"Do angiosperms think gymnosperms are sexy?"

"Think he's a perverted exhibitionist???"

...

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　It's a bit laggy, Chapter 2 will probably be a little later, eh eh eh~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)