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Chapter 59 "What do plants eat when they become immortals? Two kilograms of fertile black soil that has just been watered with fairy pig daddy?"

in the live room.

Fans were stunned.

Followed by.

The barrage exploded instantly!

[Damn it, didn’t I just ask you this once? Why are you here again so soon? ! 】

[Hahahaha, Old Thief Lu is going to get stronger! 】

[Okay, okay, you thief, you took advantage of Dean Yang's absence to bully us Xiaoyu to death, right? 】

[Xiaoyu, call Dean Yang quickly, I must suppress this guy’s arrogance! 】

[Yes, call now!Let Dean Yang deal with this piece of shit! 】

……

"..."

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +20!!!"

Luo Xiaoyu was silent.

Luo Xiaoyu wanted to cry...

She bit her lip.

Nothing was said.

Silently took out his cell phone and found the teacher's phone number.

Dialed again.

Well, it's so skillful that it makes people feel distressed...

"Beep beep..."

1 minutes passed.

2 minutes passed.

3 minute has passed...

Still no one answered!
"Teacher, he, he, he, he still doesn't answer the phone..."

Luo Xiaoyu put down his phone, raised his eyes and said pitifully.

Didn't answer again? !

Fans really couldn't sit still now.

What the hell is going on!
Obviously, I had been picked up within seconds before.

Why have I made almost ten calls in a row now?

Not a single one was picked up!
hiss……

Is it possible...

Some fans suddenly took a breath of cold air.

A bold guess suddenly appeared in my mind:

[Tell me, is there a possibility that Dean Yang is not busy, but... his mind is buzzing and he doesn't know how to answer, so he doesn't answer the phone?Otherwise, why did the person who I had been picking up instantly suddenly disappear for so long? ? ? 】

As soon as this word comes out.

In an instant, the entire live broadcast room exploded.

The audience's eyes suddenly lit up.

Yup!

Lao Yangming knew that his students were participating in the program.

And he himself was a guest on the sidelines.

I will definitely arrange the time in advance!
Why did it disappear at this time?

Fans were shocked.

I firmly do not believe this speculation.

impossible!
Absolutely impossible!
Our President Yang is so brave and good at fighting.

How could he be stumped by Lu Bai, the dog thief!

Both groups hold their own opinions.

A heated debate quickly started in the live broadcast room.

Audience: [Dean Yang is not a god. Isn’t it normal that he also has questions that he can’t answer? 】

Fan: [What the hell are you talking about? What kind of boss is Dean Yang? This kind of problem is a piece of cake for him, without batting an eyelid! 】

inside the toilet.

Comrade Lao Yang, who was secretly observing the progress of the program on his mobile phone, saw the two groups arguing fiercely.

He hesitated.

Weakly sent a barrage and said; [Um...actually, Yang Dong is not as powerful as you think. 】

Fan: [Who the hell are you? Do you have the final say on whether Dean Yang is powerful or not?You know shit! 】

Comrade Lao Yang gritted his teeth: [I'm serious, Yang Dong is a bad old man, he is also an ordinary person! 】

Fans: [You are the bad old man, your whole family is a bad old man, get out! ! ! 】

Yang Dong: [……]

……

"The silence value from Yang Dong is +20!"

"The silence value from Yang Dong..."

Lu Bai was shocked.

No.

Lao Yang, you are still watching!

its not right.

Lu Bai frowned.

Several minutes had passed since he finished asking the question.

Why is Lao Yang so silent?Does this meow also have delay?

I didn't even think about it clearly.

Lu Bai simply didn’t think about it anymore.

He grinned at Luo Xiaoyu, who was looking at him pitifully, showing two rows of white and neat teeth: "It's okay, let's change the topic."

"..."

Luo Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, almost crying but without tears.

I can tell.

Actually, don’t I really want to continue chatting?

Old Thief Lu didn't care whether she wanted to continue the conversation or not.

He is now a silent machine with no need for emotion!
"Xiaoyu, you said that after an animal becomes an immortal and attends a banquet, other gods can prepare a bunch of immortal peaches and spiritual meat for him. But if a plant becomes an immortal, what should be prepared for them? Two kilograms of freshly watered immortality Pig Daddy’s fertile black soil?”

"..."

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +5...+5...+5..."

"Xiaoyu, why do I often hear animals chirping when I pass by the zoo, but I can't hear plants chirping when I pass by the Academy of Agricultural Sciences? Is it because plants don't like chirping?"

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu is +10...+10...+10..."

"Little fish..."

"The silence value from Luo Xiaoyu..."

"From Luo Xiaoyu..."

"Come……"

Luo Xiaoyu's legs were weak when he came off the stage...

Her current state can be described in two words.

That is:
I don't live anymore!

Now I think back to those ambitious words I made before joining the show.

Luo Xiaoyu couldn't help but bite his lips in grief and anger.

He squeezed his fist hard.

He said a harsh word on the spot:
"If I, Luo Xiaoyu, participate in any program again..."

"I am a pig!"

"any!!!"

……

Although the process was full of twists and turns.

But the effect of this show is undoubtedly beyond any previous one!
Peak popularity is 56.

Compared with the previous program, the number has increased by more than 13!

Simultaneously.

After the live broadcast clips were edited and posted online by netizens.

The show quickly attracted nearly a million views!
The total number of fans of the official Weibo account of the celebrity talk show group directly exceeded 500 million!
Lu Bai's personal account has also been soaring.

Arrived at 105 million fans!
More interesting.

Luo Xiaoyu and her new orange plant actually appeared on Weibo's hot search.

Although it is only at the bottom of the hot search list.

But it also brought millions of huge traffic to the promotion of their team’s achievements!
It can be said.

Not only has the promotion task been completed perfectly.

And it’s exceeded by who knows how many times!
but……

It’s just that this hot search title is not good:

"Shock!In order to promote the results of the team, the beautiful and resentful doctoral researcher Luo Xiaoyu was brutally tortured 18 times on a celebrity talk show..."

All the way back to the Academy of Agricultural Sciences.

Luo Xiaoyu saw Yang Yingying waiting at the door.

His big, smart eyes were filled with mist, and he almost shed tears on the spot.

"Yingying, you don't even know that I was bullied so badly!"

"That Lu Bai, he is so hateful. He took advantage of Master's absence to bully me to death!"

"Woooooooo..."

Yang Yingying gently put her arm around her shoulders, suppressed a smile and comforted her: "Yeah, I know, I know everything about Sister Xiaoyu."

"What is the teacher doing? I called him a lot, but he was always busy and didn't answer my calls." Luo Xiaoyu puffed up his cheeks and said angrily.

"My dad has diarrhea. Don't worry about him yet. Sister Xiaoyu, do you know?"

Yang Yingying interrupted Luo Xiaoyu, lowered her voice and said excitedly:

"You are on the trending search!"

Speaking of it.

She paused, then hugged Luo Xiaoyu's arm with some embarrassment and said:

"Well, Sister Xiaoyu, can you help me ask..."

"No! You don't know..."

"Oh, it's okay. I can ask my dad to help me when the time comes, okay, Sister Xiaoyu~~"

"Please~~"

……

"Ahh~"

Yang Dong just came out of the toilet.

I sneezed out of nowhere...

...

...

　It's too late, Lao Qi deserves death, Lao Qi is wrong, woo woo hoo~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)