Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum
Chapter 60 "Aunt 2, if I have a wife, I definitely can't let her mop the floor by herself.
Chapter 60 "Second Aunt, if I have a wife, I definitely can't let her mop the floor by herself..."
"I have already posted the song, co-written by Maori Little Hen and Edogawa Ma Dongmei. I am the singer and you are the songwriter, but the data does not seem to be very good. It has been so long and there are only a few collections, 嘤嘤嘤~"
on the way home.
Lu Bai received a call from Wu Baizhu.
As soon as this crazy woman came up, she burst out crying.
That tone sounded like the sky was falling. To Lu Bai, she almost thought that her second uncle and grandpa were dying.
"Which one did you post?"
Lu Bolin was stunned for a moment.
The songs he gave to Wu Baizhu were all selected after careful consideration.
How could there be only a few collections.
"That's the song "Ten Years", ah ah! Mainland host, are we going to rush to the street?"
"ten years?"
Lu Bai frowned.
Should not be ah.
Songs like "Ten Years" would have been a scene of random killings in previous lives.
Why are the data so sluggish?
He thought for a while and asked suspiciously: "How long have you been sending out?"
Wu Baizhu glanced at the time and said in a serious and solemn tone: "3 minutes and 54 seconds, no, it's 55 seconds now, no, it's 56 seconds."
"3 minutes..."
Lu Bai couldn't take a breath and choked to death on the spot.
He took a deep breath.
The man with a black face said:
"It's only been 3 minutes since you posted it, and the platform push hasn't even started yet. It would be nice to have a few collections, okay?"
Done.
He hung up the phone angrily.
grandma's.
This crazy woman will cause trouble for others all day long.
Three minutes is a long time to call you sister!
Get off the car and go home.
The system prompt sounded suddenly:
"Ding, congratulations to the host for reaching 100 million fans. The cash reward of 100 million yuan has been distributed. Please check it."
"A new task is released, asking the host to reach 5 million popularity (fans) within 5 months. Reward: 500 million in cash and two random blind boxes."
"Already have 100 million followers?"
Lu Bai was a little surprised. He opened Weibo and took a look and found that his number of fans had indeed reached 103 million.
Good thing!
100 million in hand.
We are one step closer to our goal of buying a large villa in the city center in Shanghai!
It's this new mission.
"500 million fans..."
Lu Bai held his chin and thought about it.
It seems that his previous idea was right.
The rewards and difficulty of this long-term mission will increase as your popularity increases.
To complete it within the specified time.
It’s definitely not enough to just rely on the popularity attracted by the program.
You have to think of other ways.
Fortunately, he deceived Wu Baizhu into being a tool man in advance!
With her traffic blessing.
Achieving 500 million followers shouldn’t be difficult.
Lu Bai looked around his cramped little rental house, happily took off his clothes and went to wash up.
When I get the reward from this mission, I will add the money I earned from posting songs.
You can basically start buying a house.
By the time.
He must first be taken around by Lao Lutou, who keeps talking about him every day.
His eyes dropped to the ground in shock!
……
"Oh, mom, don't worry. I have enough money of my own, so just take it and tell my dad not to go work elsewhere. He is already a very old man. What if he is exhausted?"
"I can handle the matter of buying a house and marrying a wife myself, so don't worry about it anymore..."
"Girlfriend? Don't listen to my second uncle's nonsense. My girlfriend is still swimming in my mother-in-law's belly..."
noon the next day.
Lu Bai went to the bank to wire 20 to his parents.
Buying a house is buying a house.
Not bad for that.
The old couple has worked hard all their lives.They should also be allowed to enjoy life.
Lu's mother was not willing to do it even if she died. It would be very expensive for her son to work alone in a big city. The couple were incompetent and couldn't help Lu Bai much, but they didn't want to hold him back.
Lu Bai talked hard and coaxed for a long time, and finally persuaded Mother Lu to accept the money.
then.
Mother Lu began to urge marriage again.
We chatted for a while.
Lu Bai hung up the phone and went straight to his second uncle's house.
Looking at Lao Lutou who was sitting on the sofa and listening to Huangmei Opera leisurely.
His face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and asked: "Lao Lu, are you spreading rumors to my dad again? Who said that Su Yuzhi's man-in-law is my girlfriend? I don't even have a good relationship with her. !"
"Why would she come to a restaurant to rob someone if she doesn't have half a dime to do with it? It's all on the Magic City News Network!"
Lao Lutou sneered, with a "Don't try to trick me" expression on his face.
"It was time for me to take leave, and she came to ask me to go back and host the show! Do you really believe the news that unscrupulous marketing accounts made up for the sake of traffic?" Lu Bai said helplessly.
"You really don't have a date with Zhi Zhi?"
Lu Jianjun felt that the brat's expression didn't look like he was lying. He hesitated for a moment and asked suspiciously.
"Not really."
"you swear!"
"I swear!"
In fact, the last time Su Yuzhi came to the house for dinner.
Lu Jianjun wondered if he had misunderstood.
After all, it really doesn't look like these two are in a relationship.
How can any young couple look at each other as if they were their fucking enemies?
Now I heard Lu Bai categorically say the words "I swear" with my own ears.
He let out a long sigh: "Well, it doesn't matter if we don't get along. There is a big gap between our family and others. If we really get along, it will be troublesome to talk about marriage in the future."
"I finally believe it."
Lu Bai breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the sofa before he could speak.
Lu Jianjun spoke again.
He glared at Lu Bai and said angrily:
"You're a big boss, and you don't even have a girlfriend, so you still have the nerve to sit down!"
"Lao Wang's daughter from our unit is also single. I will contact you now. You can prepare in the next two days and find time to meet her little girl!"
"This matter is not negotiable. Since you are not dating Zhizhi, then go on a blind date with me as soon as possible! You must bring me a girlfriend by the end of the year at the latest!"
Lu Bai: "..."
good good.
Lao Lu, are you here again?
You forced me!
Lu Bai's face darkened.
He searched around the room with his eyes.
I found my second aunt mopping the floor.
Lu Bai thought for a moment, walked over quickly, and took the mop from his second aunt:
"Why is it the second aunt who is mopping the floor again? Let me tell you, second aunt, you are too spoiled to my second uncle. If I have a daughter-in-law in the future, I will definitely not let her mop the floor by herself!"
"You kid said that, so your second uncle usually helps me with my work." The second aunt smiled and shook her head, obviously not paying attention.
"That's right, I usually do so much, what's wrong with Huangmei Opera?!" Lu Jianjun hummed in agreement.
"Ah~"
Lu Bai ignored Lao Lu Tou, who became arrogant when he gained power.
He just gently raised his palm, slowly wiped away the fine beads of sweat on his forehead, and said softly in an extremely distressed tone:
"Then Second Aunt, why are you sweating so much..."
"Shh!"
Lao Lutou suddenly widened his eyes.
Turning to look at Lu Bai.
Confused expression.
Glancing.
Finished!
Want bad things! ! !
...
...
Also, patients, don’t worry!immediately!
(End of this chapter)
"I have already posted the song, co-written by Maori Little Hen and Edogawa Ma Dongmei. I am the singer and you are the songwriter, but the data does not seem to be very good. It has been so long and there are only a few collections, 嘤嘤嘤~"
on the way home.
Lu Bai received a call from Wu Baizhu.
As soon as this crazy woman came up, she burst out crying.
That tone sounded like the sky was falling. To Lu Bai, she almost thought that her second uncle and grandpa were dying.
"Which one did you post?"
Lu Bolin was stunned for a moment.
The songs he gave to Wu Baizhu were all selected after careful consideration.
How could there be only a few collections.
"That's the song "Ten Years", ah ah! Mainland host, are we going to rush to the street?"
"ten years?"
Lu Bai frowned.
Should not be ah.
Songs like "Ten Years" would have been a scene of random killings in previous lives.
Why are the data so sluggish?
He thought for a while and asked suspiciously: "How long have you been sending out?"
Wu Baizhu glanced at the time and said in a serious and solemn tone: "3 minutes and 54 seconds, no, it's 55 seconds now, no, it's 56 seconds."
"3 minutes..."
Lu Bai couldn't take a breath and choked to death on the spot.
He took a deep breath.
The man with a black face said:
"It's only been 3 minutes since you posted it, and the platform push hasn't even started yet. It would be nice to have a few collections, okay?"
Done.
He hung up the phone angrily.
grandma's.
This crazy woman will cause trouble for others all day long.
Three minutes is a long time to call you sister!
Get off the car and go home.
The system prompt sounded suddenly:
"Ding, congratulations to the host for reaching 100 million fans. The cash reward of 100 million yuan has been distributed. Please check it."
"A new task is released, asking the host to reach 5 million popularity (fans) within 5 months. Reward: 500 million in cash and two random blind boxes."
"Already have 100 million followers?"
Lu Bai was a little surprised. He opened Weibo and took a look and found that his number of fans had indeed reached 103 million.
Good thing!
100 million in hand.
We are one step closer to our goal of buying a large villa in the city center in Shanghai!
It's this new mission.
"500 million fans..."
Lu Bai held his chin and thought about it.
It seems that his previous idea was right.
The rewards and difficulty of this long-term mission will increase as your popularity increases.
To complete it within the specified time.
It’s definitely not enough to just rely on the popularity attracted by the program.
You have to think of other ways.
Fortunately, he deceived Wu Baizhu into being a tool man in advance!
With her traffic blessing.
Achieving 500 million followers shouldn’t be difficult.
Lu Bai looked around his cramped little rental house, happily took off his clothes and went to wash up.
When I get the reward from this mission, I will add the money I earned from posting songs.
You can basically start buying a house.
By the time.
He must first be taken around by Lao Lutou, who keeps talking about him every day.
His eyes dropped to the ground in shock!
……
"Oh, mom, don't worry. I have enough money of my own, so just take it and tell my dad not to go work elsewhere. He is already a very old man. What if he is exhausted?"
"I can handle the matter of buying a house and marrying a wife myself, so don't worry about it anymore..."
"Girlfriend? Don't listen to my second uncle's nonsense. My girlfriend is still swimming in my mother-in-law's belly..."
noon the next day.
Lu Bai went to the bank to wire 20 to his parents.
Buying a house is buying a house.
Not bad for that.
The old couple has worked hard all their lives.They should also be allowed to enjoy life.
Lu's mother was not willing to do it even if she died. It would be very expensive for her son to work alone in a big city. The couple were incompetent and couldn't help Lu Bai much, but they didn't want to hold him back.
Lu Bai talked hard and coaxed for a long time, and finally persuaded Mother Lu to accept the money.
then.
Mother Lu began to urge marriage again.
We chatted for a while.
Lu Bai hung up the phone and went straight to his second uncle's house.
Looking at Lao Lutou who was sitting on the sofa and listening to Huangmei Opera leisurely.
His face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and asked: "Lao Lu, are you spreading rumors to my dad again? Who said that Su Yuzhi's man-in-law is my girlfriend? I don't even have a good relationship with her. !"
"Why would she come to a restaurant to rob someone if she doesn't have half a dime to do with it? It's all on the Magic City News Network!"
Lao Lutou sneered, with a "Don't try to trick me" expression on his face.
"It was time for me to take leave, and she came to ask me to go back and host the show! Do you really believe the news that unscrupulous marketing accounts made up for the sake of traffic?" Lu Bai said helplessly.
"You really don't have a date with Zhi Zhi?"
Lu Jianjun felt that the brat's expression didn't look like he was lying. He hesitated for a moment and asked suspiciously.
"Not really."
"you swear!"
"I swear!"
In fact, the last time Su Yuzhi came to the house for dinner.
Lu Jianjun wondered if he had misunderstood.
After all, it really doesn't look like these two are in a relationship.
How can any young couple look at each other as if they were their fucking enemies?
Now I heard Lu Bai categorically say the words "I swear" with my own ears.
He let out a long sigh: "Well, it doesn't matter if we don't get along. There is a big gap between our family and others. If we really get along, it will be troublesome to talk about marriage in the future."
"I finally believe it."
Lu Bai breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the sofa before he could speak.
Lu Jianjun spoke again.
He glared at Lu Bai and said angrily:
"You're a big boss, and you don't even have a girlfriend, so you still have the nerve to sit down!"
"Lao Wang's daughter from our unit is also single. I will contact you now. You can prepare in the next two days and find time to meet her little girl!"
"This matter is not negotiable. Since you are not dating Zhizhi, then go on a blind date with me as soon as possible! You must bring me a girlfriend by the end of the year at the latest!"
Lu Bai: "..."
good good.
Lao Lu, are you here again?
You forced me!
Lu Bai's face darkened.
He searched around the room with his eyes.
I found my second aunt mopping the floor.
Lu Bai thought for a moment, walked over quickly, and took the mop from his second aunt:
"Why is it the second aunt who is mopping the floor again? Let me tell you, second aunt, you are too spoiled to my second uncle. If I have a daughter-in-law in the future, I will definitely not let her mop the floor by herself!"
"You kid said that, so your second uncle usually helps me with my work." The second aunt smiled and shook her head, obviously not paying attention.
"That's right, I usually do so much, what's wrong with Huangmei Opera?!" Lu Jianjun hummed in agreement.
"Ah~"
Lu Bai ignored Lao Lu Tou, who became arrogant when he gained power.
He just gently raised his palm, slowly wiped away the fine beads of sweat on his forehead, and said softly in an extremely distressed tone:
"Then Second Aunt, why are you sweating so much..."
"Shh!"
Lao Lutou suddenly widened his eyes.
Turning to look at Lu Bai.
Confused expression.
Glancing.
Finished!
Want bad things! ! !
...
...
Also, patients, don’t worry!immediately!
(End of this chapter)
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