Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum
Chapter 91 “Since health preservation means maintaining the body until death, why not call it preser
Chapter 91 "Since maintaining health means maintaining the body until death, why not call it maintaining health???"
"What's wrong with Li Guiyun?"
Lu Bodu hadn't seen Li Guiyun for several days, and he didn't answer his phone calls. If he hadn't sent a message and gotten two replies, he would have suspected that the guy's wound was infected.
"The hospital may have seen Li Guiyun being young and intimidating, so they gave him an injection of anesthesia. When he couldn't move his lower body, they started discussing the price with him in detail. The less the money, the more he would be cut off..."
At this point, the director was gloating over the misfortune. If Li Guiyun had not tricked him into having circumcision, he would not have suffered this crime.
"Originally, the surgery fee was just over one thousand, but he paid eight thousand. After he was discharged from the hospital, he searched for lawyers all over the world, saying that the other party wanted to sue the princes because of his illness. Now he is in a lawsuit with the hospital."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Lu Bai laughed so hard that his shoulders twitched.
God, the less money you spend, the more you can cut off. It turns out that not only is the second one half price, but you also have to cut it in half. This hospital is so damn creative.
If the staff hadn't reminded me that the show was about to start.
He had to work with the director to conduct a video interview with Li Guiyun about his current mood.
"Drinking tea, cooking wine, and talking to famous people."
"Hello, viewers, I am the host Lu Bai."
Get in front of the camera.
After finishing the opening remarks with Wang Xiaoshan.
Lu Bai walked into Lejia Supermarket with a large group of people from the program team.
"Host Lu may not know yet, but Xiaoshan's mother is a master in the field of health care. He has been influenced by it since he was a child, and his control over health care is almost at the master level. This episode of the show, Host Lu, is quite challenging for you! "
I don't know why, but Zhao Yuanpeng looks particularly energetic today.
Although he still couldn't avoid the fate of being treated as a tool by Lu Bai, carrying a lot of things in big and small bags.
But when facing the camera, he is a little more calm and has a very obvious desire to express himself.
the reason is simple.
His aunt's attempt to take the upper-crust route worked well.
At the regular leadership meeting on Friday, the station director and all the leaders of Modu Station discussed the vacant deputy director position for a long time, and finally decided on three candidates including Zhao Juan, Su Yuzhi, and another accompanying runner. candidate.
The final candidate for deputy director will be selected from these three candidates.
And in the public list posted after the meeting.
Zhao Juan's name was ranked first, and Su Yuzhi was ranked second.
In other words.
The station, or the station director himself, is more optimistic about Zhao Juan!
Therefore, Zhao Yuanpeng is extremely proud now.
The stage director is old and usually doesn't take care of much. As long as his aunt comes up, they will have the final say on the entire Magic City Stage.
All he needs now is to show his face in front of the camera more and let the audience remember him. When the battle for deputy director is settled, Lu Bai will have to leave in a minute.
And he will transform from a bullshit deputy host to the exclusive host of celebrity interviews.
There is no way, having a good father saves trouble.
Who calls him Lu? He is just a mud-legged guy from the countryside.
"Oh, really, how about Xiaoshan give us all some health tips?"
Lu Bai glanced at Zhao Yuanpeng thoughtfully, feeling that something was wrong with him. However, because he usually doesn't pay much attention to these things in Taiwan, he doesn't know the current dilemma that the man's mother-in-law is currently facing. As for Su Yuzhi, she has always been able to handle things on her own. Telling others about your character is naturally impossible to bring up on your own initiative.
So Lu Bai just thought that Zhao Yuanpeng and Wang Xiaoshan were secretly hooking up again, and put this aside to deal with it.
"Okay, then I will share with the audience some common taboos in health care. The first is smoking. The country has publicized it so well. I believe everyone is familiar with the common sense that smoking is harmful to health."
Wang Xiaoshan wanted to prove from the bottom of his heart that he was better than his father on the show. He took over the conversation without hesitation and began to talk about his opinions on health preservation:
"But today I want to say that smoking is harmful to health. You may not have any idea about health preservation. Simply put, health preservation is the maintenance of the body to make our body healthier and live longer. It is recorded in ancient books..."
have to say.
Wang Xiaoshan is indeed good at maintaining health.
After listening to him quoting classics and explaining things in simple terms for a long time.
Even the audience, who had little hope for Wang Xiaoshan from the beginning, couldn't help but feel a little impressed.
The barrage scrolls:
[Why do I suddenly feel that Wang Xiaoshan is not as miserable as we thought? 】
[Not only is it not that unbearable, he has even compiled the records in ancient books. Grandma, is Wang Xiaoshan really the biological son of Mr. Wang? 】
[What does this have to do with Wang Laobiden? It was all trained well by his mother. Do you know how awesome Wang Xiaoshan’s mother is? She is a real master in the field of health care, the kind who has been on CCTV’s popular science! 】
[Holy shit, I’ve seen it too. People in their fifties look like they’re in their thirties. They don’t look old at all. How could Mr. Wang be so good at marrying such a powerful wife? ? ! 】
[If you say that, is Zhao Kengbi really right? This episode of the show, Old Thief Lu, is indeed quite challenging? 】
[I'm not sure, let's take a look first. I don't know if it's my imagination, but I always feel like Mr. Lu is digging a hole for Wang Xiaoshan...]
……
"I just noticed, Xiaoshan, you said health preservation is the maintenance of the body. Can this also be understood to mean that health preservation is the maintenance of the body until the day of death?"
Lu Bai waited calmly for Wang Xiaoshan to finish speaking, then asked with a smile.
"Although it doesn't sound very good, it's not a problem. It can be said like this. After all, paying attention to health can only delay aging and reduce the possibility of illness to a certain extent. As long as you are a human being, you will inevitably return to dust and dust. ending."
Wang Xiaoshan glanced at Lu Bai with pain, thinking that this guy named Lu was from a prestigious university, how could he speak worse than me, a junior high school dropout.
What is health preservation is to maintain the body until the day of death.
Isn’t it unpleasant to hear?
"understood."
Lu Baike didn't care whether it was unpleasant or not. He had seen too many health experts die young and had no respect for this stuff at all.
After hearing Wang Xiaoshan's reluctant approval, he smiled and nodded, walked forward, thought for a while, and asked:
"Since health preservation means maintaining the body until the day of death, then why do we call it health preservation? Wouldn't it be more appropriate to call it death preservation?"
“It’s not about taking care of yourself until the day you die, it’s about ashes returning to ashes, and dust returning to dust!”
Wang Xiaoshan corrected him dissatisfiedly, and then began to think about Lu Bai's question.
Since keeping in good health means maintaining the body until death, why not call it keeping in good health, but call it keeping in good health...
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Patients, please be patient, Chapter [-] is coming soon!
(End of this chapter)
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