Hosting program: You asked the diva about the shrinkage of her cerebellum

Chapter 92 "It is said that smiling more will help prolong life, so if I smoke and laugh at the same time..."

[Damn it, you guys are really right, this old thief Lu is really digging a hole for Wang Xiaoshan! 】

[Holy shit, since health maintenance means maintaining the body until the day of death, why not call it maintenance of death? Is this a fucking brain circuit that carbon-based organisms can have? ? ? 】

[Health care turns into death care, and I feel that I am completely out of place. One person feels like he is sitting in front of the camera and talking loudly, even if he can't understand it, he is very advanced. The other one... is this the Tuanjietun Crematorium? A gold medal business collector? ! 】

[Pfft hahaha, you are indeed a bastard old thief Lu. His painting style immediately changed from how to be healthier and live longer to wondering which crematorium burns cleaner! 】

[It depends on how our classmate Wang Xiaoshan responds. Come on, I hope you can bring home the immortal that your old father lost in the live broadcast room and avenge your shame! 】

The audience's understanding of Old Thief Lu can't be said to be superficial. At least it can be said that I know the shape of shit you are going to poop as soon as you stick your butt out.

As soon as Lu Bai opened his mouth, they knew that this guy definitely didn't hold his shit in well.

as predicted.

The question that comes up is why not call it "Yangsui"? This kind of thing sounds inappropriate, but in fact it is even more inappropriate.

Immediately everyone was laughing.

The fans were scolding her.

I couldn't help but cast an expectant look at Wang Xiaoshan, who was also in the camera.

Xiao Dengzi, oh no, Xiao Shanzi!

Come on!

Whether you continue to be a loser to the immortals like your father Wang Laoden, or turn the tide and kill Lu Bai, the dog thief, depends on your next answer!

……

"..."

"The silence value from Wang Xiaoshan is +10."

Wang Xiaoshan's expression looked very confused.

His mother, Wang Miao, taught him what health preservation is and how to maintain health.

But what the hell.

The only thing she didn't teach was him.

Why is this thing called health care, not death care?

Wang Miao is not a god.

How could she have expected that one day an inhuman animal would grab her son and ask him seriously why health care couldn't be called health care? !

If only I could have predicted this.

She was also studying how to maintain health and death. Wouldn't it be better to throw two bricks into the window of Lu Bai's house on the night she made Lu Bai, interrupt the production process of this piece of shit, and solve the problem from the root?

Wang Xiaoshan's face was filled with confusion, and there was still a hint of confusion.

His question now is no longer how to answer.

But I think what Lu Bai said actually makes sense.

Why can health care be called health care, but not death care?

Isn't this thing about maintaining the body until death? !

So he stood there and pondered in confusion for a long time.

He took out his mobile phone and dialed his mother Wang Miao's number on the spot. As if he had discovered something extraordinary, he said in a deep voice with serious eyes and a solemn expression:

"Mom, I think there is something wrong with the name "Yangsheng". Think about it, doesn't "Yangsheng" mean to maintain the body until death? It should be more reasonable to call it "Yangsheng". How can it be called "Yangsheng"?

I don’t know what Wang Miao said.

Anyway, Wang Xiaoshan looked very angry when he hung up the phone.

"What did aunt say? Did she agree with your suggestion?"

Lu Bai was so impressed by Wang Xiaoshan's operation that he asked curiously while holding back his laughter.

"No, she said I was stupid."

Wang Xiaoshan stared angrily, looking very unconvinced, and muttered indignantly:

"Even if I am a fool, am I not the fool she and my dad worked so hard to produce? If I am a fool, then my dad is..."

"Stop, stop! Let's change the topic, we can't talk any more!"

Lu Bai was shocked at the time, thinking that Wang Dahai, the son he raised, was as filial as the sky, even in outer space! Away to Centaur!

Although he often scolds Wang Dahai when he has nothing to do, he is doing a live broadcast after all, so he cannot say this here.

If Wang Xiaoshan really can't bear it.

After the show ended, Lu Bai was willing to find a place to chat with the other party again about his father being an idiot...     In the live broadcast room.

The audience almost cried with laughter.

On the public screen, words of praise such as "bringing a filial son" and "bringing great filial piety to the whole house" floated neatly across the screen.

Our principles are very clear.

If you say you want to deal with old thief Lu, the most they can do is show support.

But if you say Wang Dahai is a fool, we are a family that loves each other!

no way.

Mr. Wang’s suggestion of letting low-income people rent out unused houses to subsidize their families is really ‘likeable’.

"Yes, yes, let's change the topic. Didn't Xiaoshan just talk about the harmful effects of smoking on health? There happens to be a tobacco area next to us. Xiaoshan, you should continue to tell us about the harmful effects of smoking."

Zhao Yuanpeng was also shocked by Wang Xiaoshan's complaints. Looking around, they happened to be in front of the tobacco sales area of ​​the supermarket, so he quickly brought the topic to the previous issue of smoking being harmful to health.

"Okay, let's continue the topic we just talked about. Smoking is harmful to your health. Why do you say that..."

Seeing the two hosts trying to persuade him, Wang Xiaoshan immediately realized that he was still recording the show and couldn't scold his boss in front of the audience.

He immediately retracted the complaint that had already reached his lips angrily, pointed at the various cigarettes next to him and said:

"Tobacco contains a large amount of harmful substances such as nicotine and tar, many of which even have extremely serious carcinogenic effects. Smoking, like alcoholism, is a powerful source of harm in our health care journey..."

Just talking.

Next to him, a news report came from someone's cell phone.

"Recently, a piece of ridiculous news has attracted the attention of the majority of netizens. Mr. Liu is 98 years old this year. His favorite thing is to smoke two cigarettes when he has nothing to do, two packs a day. It is reported that Mr. Liu has successively I sent away three doctors who persuaded me to quit smoking..."

In an instant.

The scene was silent.

Zhao Yuanpeng was furious, and instantly revealed a sharp gaze like an eagle, and began to search around.

"Who? Whose cell phone is ringing!"

"That... seems to be my own."

Wang Xiaoshan weakly raised his hand, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, and hurriedly closed the news software he was waiting for when the program team came over.

Zhao Yuanpeng: "..."

"It's okay, those are special cases, don't worry about it." Lu Bai smoothed over with a smile.

"Yes, yes, it's just a special case, a special case."

Wang Xiaoshan wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a long sigh of relief.

How could he want to study the eating habits of this old man Liu? He planned to use him as a special case to persuade the audience not to take chances.

Who knows why I forgot to turn off the screen of my phone and played it at a time like this.

Fortunately, Host Lu helped him out, otherwise he would have made a big mistake today.

thought here.

Wang Xiaoshan couldn't help but cast a grateful look at Lu Bai.

Thanks to you!

"Is this reminding me to ask questions to save the day? Then I won't be polite."

Lu Bai blinked slightly, signaling to reassure Wang Xiaoshan that he was a professional and didn't need you to remind him.

Followed by.

He cleared his throat and asked aloud:

"Xiaoshan just mentioned a brand new point of view - smoking is harmful to health. I want to ask, smoking is harmful to health, so what if smoking is reversed, will it be beneficial to health?"

"In addition, everyone says that smiling can save ten years. Smiling more can help prolong life. But everyone also says that smoking is harmful to health and shortens life span..."

"Then the question is, if I smoke and laugh at the same time, will my life expectancy be extended or reduced?"

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