"As long as we do this, will you really tell us the progress of contacting headquarters?"

He tried his best to make his voice sound normal, but the ending tone couldn't help but tremble a little.

However, after being amplified by the small loudspeaker, the sound quality was completely destroyed, and the other side could hardly judge Captain Tanaka's emotions based on the sound state.

Hearing this, Yang Xia's mouth curled up into a playful smile. He certainly knew Captain Tanaka's mood at the moment, which was nothing more than a mixture of anger, resentment, and entanglement.

However, he didn't care about these. He only knew that the Dongshan Army team would eventually compromise.

He replied slowly, "Of course, as long as we are satisfied, we will naturally tell you the progress of contacting the headquarters. What do you think? Have you thought about it? Do you want to do it?"

Captain Tanaka was filled with hatred when he heard this. But he also knew that he had no choice now. He could only grit his teeth and nodded: "Okay, we'll do it. But you better keep your word, otherwise..."

He hadn't finished his words, but the threat was already very obvious.

When Yang Xia heard this, he just smiled and didn't take it to heart.

He knew that the Dongshan Army squad was now like fish on the chopping board, ready for him to slaughter.

Next, the members of the Dongshan Army team could only bite the bullet and do those humiliating actions according to the requirements of Yang Xia and others. Their hearts were filled with humiliation and anger, but they could do nothing about it.

One can only hope that this will all end soon, so that they can escape this humiliating situation as soon as possible.

Yang Xia and the others watched with great interest, occasionally giving them pointers. Their faces were filled with smug smiles, as if they had seen the dawn of victory.

However, what they didn't know was that although the members of the Dongshan Army team were forced to compromise at this moment, their hearts were full of hatred and determination. They swore that they must find an opportunity to take revenge and make Yang Xia and others pay the price!
In this way, under the coercion and inducement of Yang Xia and others, the members of the Dongshan Army team could only grit their teeth and endure the humiliation. But their hearts were like burning with raging fire, vowing to regain their lost dignity and honor!

Time passed by minute by minute, and the members of the Dongshan Army team finally completed all the actions. They were sweating and panting and sat on the ground. Yang Xia and others nodded with satisfaction, and seemed to be satisfied with their performance.

Captain Tanaka looked at the smiles on the faces of Yang Xia and others, and felt so much hatred in his heart.

He knew that he had completely failed today.

However, he also understood that as long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood.

As long as they are alive, they have a chance to take revenge!
He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down. Then, he slowly stood up and looked at Yang Xia and the others and said, "Okay, we have done it. Now, it's your turn to fulfill your promise? Tell us about the progress of contacting the headquarters!"

Although his voice was still trembling, it was much firmer than before. He knew that he couldn't be weak anymore, otherwise they would only get more aggressive! Upon hearing this, Yang Xia smiled and didn't answer his question immediately.

He seemed to enjoy the feeling of being in control of everything. Looking at Captain Tanaka's anxious and helpless look, his heart was filled with pleasure.

However, he also knew that the fun was over and it was time to close the net.

So, he slowly said: "Okay, since you have already done it, then I will tell you. In fact, we have already contacted the Neon Country headquarters and have made initial progress..."

"Of course, that's right!" Yang Xia said firmly, quoting an old saying from Kyushu Kingdom, "A gentleman's word is as good as his bond. Since we have agreed, we will never lie!" His tone was full of determination, and he confirmed with everyone again that they would truthfully inform them of the progress of the contact.

However, Captain Tanaka felt a little scared when he thought of those strange and somewhat insulting postures. He hesitated for a while and said, "But we have almost forgotten those postures. We have never done such movements before, and I am afraid we can't keep up with the rhythm."

Then, he tried to negotiate: "Or, let's reduce some of them. Just pick a few from the middle, there is no need for so many, and some of them don't look good." Captain Tanaka thought to himself, it would be better to have one less than to have to do all of them.

He could even imagine how tormented and awkward he felt inside when doing those movements.

Every second was like torture. I wonder how long it would take to shoot all of them. Would half an hour be enough? An hour? No one could say for sure.

When the other soldiers heard what Captain Tanaka said, they immediately understood what he meant. They all agreed, pretending to be reluctant and said, "Yes, we are slow to learn unfamiliar movements, so the effect may not be very good, and it wastes time and looks unpleasant."

"It is better to reduce some movements so that we can have more time to prepare and provide higher quality movements." Another soldier also said.

"Yes, yes, yes, good-looking movements are much better than those that pursue speed but are not standard in all aspects. Naturally, the former is better." In order to reduce some embarrassing movements, the soldiers tried their best to find excuses and said everything.

In fact, as elite soldiers, how could their learning ability be slower than that of ordinary people? I'm afraid they are more than a little faster than ordinary people. Especially the actions of worship, except for newborn babies, how could the Japanese not know how to do it?
As for saying that high quality is better than blindly pursuing quantity, this is pure nonsense.

This principle itself is correct, but the elite soldiers have no intention of taking it seriously.

What high quality? It's all perfunctory. They have no intention of doing it with their heart.

When doing these actions, they are like people with low IQ and poor memory. They can’t do anything well!

Yang Xia and others naturally saw through their little thoughts.

Since the other party was trying to bargain and make jokes, they also had ways to deal with it. So, Wang Bo and others asked Mr. Xu to explain to them kindly: "Don't worry about these problems. We will explain it again. If it doesn't work once, we will explain it twice, three times, until you can understand it. Time doesn't matter. We are not in a hurry."

"Of course. We will tell you an action and you do it. Just do it as we tell you. We will carefully explain the small details of each action to ensure that you can master it." Mr. Xu continued.

"Don't worry about whether it's standard or not, it's fine as long as it's roughly right. We won't be so strict as to require every movement to have a perfect arc." What this means is that you are not required to do it too well, but also not too badly.

As for reducing movements, that is naturally out of the question.

Mr. Xu deliberately ignored this question. The person in charge will have the final say on how many actions to take at that time!
Captain Tanaka was naturally aware of all these twists and turns. He knew that the other party was selectively answering vaguely, seemingly saying nothing, but actually saying everything.

At least the attitude is clear: bargaining is impossible, and the actions cannot be too bad!

After hearing this, Captain Tanaka was speechless for a moment.

The rest of the elite soldiers of the Dongshan Army squad looked at each other in confusion, speechless.

They had been acting for so long, but it didn't work at all. The other party didn't want to discuss it at all, and even "kindly" suggested that they listen and do it at the same time.

Moreover, they have to do these actions carefully. If they do them poorly, it will drag everyone down and waste time.

Seeing that no one had any objections, Yang Xia said, "Since there are no objections, let's get started. Stand apart from each other, keeping your hands wide enough to fully extend. Now start the ten-second countdown."

Yang Xia didn't give them a chance to refuse. He started counting down: ten, nine, eight... The soldiers of the Dongshan Army knew they couldn't delay any longer, so they had to follow the instructions and distance themselves. There was nothing wrong with the speed, but their faces were full of reluctance.

Their expressions were extremely forced, even worse than the complexion of someone who has been constipated for a week and has severe stomach pain!
However, Xu and others did not emphasize the issue of facial expressions. In a way, their expressions would make the whole video more interesting and vivid.

I wonder what the leaders at the Neon Country headquarters would think when they see this scene, especially President Hirata Momojiro.

Wang Bo was in charge of reporting the actions. He wrote down all the ideas that the group had just come up with, and now he had no difficulty repeating them.

The first is the gesture of bowing to apologize, which is very simple. The second is the gesture of worship, which is also very familiar.

These are all very simple actions that Japanese people often perform when they pay attention to etiquette.

When the entire Dongshan Army team performed these moves together, what appeared on the surveillance footage was extremely hilarious.

Wang Bo almost couldn't hold back his laughter. When he thought about what the elite team was going to do next, he felt even more uncomfortable.

The following movements such as bending back and splitting legs were relatively easy and not difficult, but a little embarrassing. The request itself made them feel ashamed and embarrassed. Therefore, even relatively normal movements, coupled with their despairing expressions, seemed particularly effective.

Soon we came to the so-called difficult move - the signature pose of the sexy American female star. This pose was once popular all over the world, and its shadow could be seen everywhere, and it was well-known to everyone.

The Dongshan Army team naturally knew this move. When they saw the poster of the female star doing the move, they really admired it and it was hard not to be moved. However, it was really difficult for them to do it themselves.

How should I twist it? How far back should my butt be? If I'm not careful, I end up squatting. It's the same action, but everyone in the Dongshan Army team performs it in a different style, and they don't connect with each other.

Those big, muscular men were asked to do some "twisting" and "sexy" poses. Their bodies had no flexibility or beauty and looked extremely stiff. It was as if their limbs and torsos were separated from each other and not controlled by the brain. The movements they made were like the horror version of the poses of sexy female stars.

This was the last move and the highlight of the entire video, enough to make everyone's eyes light up. Wang Bo couldn't help himself and burst into laughter, unable to stop at all.

Of course, Zhang Guo deliberately turned off the loudspeaker effect. The Dongshan Army team had no idea that they were almost laughing like crazy, laughing until their stomachs hurt. Not only Wang Bo, but others were also not immune. They didn't need to report the movements, the task of filming was the responsibility of the warship. The only thing they needed to do was to open their eyes and appreciate the various postures of the opposite side.

After completing the set of movements, all the soldiers of the Dongshan Army were exhausted. This was more tiring than the workload they had completed in the past few days. It was not only physical torture, but also repeated psychological pain. They really lost all their dignity today!
Although the Dongshan Army team had finished their moves, they were still immersed in humiliation and complex emotions, unable to extricate themselves. Especially the last somewhat "enchanting" sexy pose, it really took their lives. The feeling of shame, discomfort, and despair seemed to have become real, making it difficult for them to bear.

Captain Tanaka closed his eyes and tried to adjust himself. He couldn't fall down yet, nor could he let external things interfere with the next action. No matter what, some questions still needed to be asked. This was also what Yang Xia promised himself.

So, he resolutely picked up the loudspeaker. When he opened his eyes again, his face was full of determination, and an invincible aura emerged spontaneously. He said in a deep voice: "We have completed the agreement, so shouldn't you tell us about the progress of contacting the Neon Country headquarters? What stage is it at now? Have you contacted the headquarters?"

He went on to say, "General Xu, you won't go back on your promise, right? I believe that Kyushu will not do such a despicable thing!"

However, what responded to him was Yang Xia and his team, who were busy. They were editing the video, struggling over which content to use. They certainly couldn't just send the original video, as that would be a waste of time. But every pose was so funny that they couldn't bear to throw it away, and it was difficult to make a choice in a short period of time.

"Or, why not just use it as it is. These contents don't need to be edited, and every scene is wonderful. Or just double the speed." Someone suggested.

"Yeah, it would be a shame to give up any of the poses. They are all very eye-catching moves. The leaders at the Neon Country headquarters will definitely like them!" another person echoed.

"Okay, this will save a lot of time. It's a piece of cake to speed it up, no technical skills required, and it will be perfect with some background music that fits the occasion." Wang Bo discussed with a few friends. They were still immersed in the afterglow of the previous funny performance, watching the accelerated looped video over and over again. (End of this chapter)

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