The European Emperor’s character remains standing

Chapter 190 The Show Begins, Nowhere to Escape

"What are you doing?" Even though Lin Shilu was prepared, he couldn't hold back the moment he saw it. The coffee table in the living room and the TV terminal hanging on the wall had been moved aside by Su Heng and Chen Siyuan, freeing up space for the performance.

The sofa in the living room served as both an audience seat and a waiting area. The seat in the middle was empty. Siyuan waved to the deer cub, just like the wolf grandmother. She subconsciously took a step back but blocked Zhu Qingyou, leaving her with nowhere to retreat.

Under Qingyou's guidance, the deer cub sat in the middle of the sofa, which was the best viewing area. However, she was restless and wanted to leave but was held down by the two people beside her.

"Dear audience member, please do not shout or disturb the actors. The show is about to begin. Please sit in the viewing area and enjoy our circus performance." An Zhe'er rolled up a stack of paper to act as a microphone and said seriously.

Lin Shilu was just embarrassed. He looked to the left. On his left was Zhu Qingyou, on his right was Siyuan, in front was An Zhe'er who was announcing the show, and in front of him on the right was Qi Ye with clown makeup on his face, constantly trying to throw the ball.

In the front left side, Sanhua has a blank expression on his face as if he is not involved, but judging from the details, he is also one of the people who are about to perform. I really don’t know how he manages to be so calm. Isn’t it embarrassing?
"Is it too late for me to change my words now? I was wrong, I was really wrong. I shouldn't have been sad about it from the beginning, but should have cheered myself up. Otherwise, I wouldn't have seen such an embarrassing scene and become a participant. This is definitely a black history, whether it's now or in the future!"

In this situation, Lin Shilu couldn't help but complain in her heart. She forced a smile and said stiffly: "I am really happy. I am very happy that you prepared a show for me, so can I leave now?"

"No, we spent a long time preparing this show to entertain you. So the arrow has to be shot. You have to understand that it would be a waste if we didn't perform after spending so much time on it."

An Zhe'er used the friendly kidnapping skill and ignored Lin Shilu's embarrassed request for help, and smiled.

In Lin Shilu's eyes, the folded ears looked like they had devil's wings and horns.

Sanhua made a precise finishing move: "Don't be afraid, we will face it together with you!"

"Even if there is a dark history, I will tell you everything, without leaving out a single one." Siyuan said frankly.

Shao Shao had a happy smile on his face, and he seemed to have secretly turned on his dark side while preparing for the performance: "Don't be sad, don't be afraid, because you have friends who will be with you in your silly and embarrassing moments, and create a happy dark history together. We will be with you in your sadness and happiness."

This was another heavy blow to the fawn.

Lin Shilu thought of a solution in a flash. She held her heart in her hands and said in a weak and very real tone, "I feel like I can't breathe right now."

After he finished speaking, he fainted and fell on Zhu Qingyou.

An Zhe'er was well prepared. He stood there and said gently, "Our audience member seems to be in poor health, but it doesn't matter. There is a medical cabin in the training room. Just lie down and you'll be fine. The home medical cabin can help you scan for various hidden diseases, and can cure everything from colds and fevers to fractures in an instant. If it can't be cured, we can contact the nearest hospital for treatment."

Lin Shilu couldn't continue pretending to be unconscious, "Well, I think I'm fine now."

"Next, let's welcome our first performer, the funny clown!" An Zhe'er gave up the stage.

When it comes to clowns, besides being funny, they also give people a terrifying impression.

Qi Ye has clown makeup on his face. The blue eye makeup and the crimson lips bring a visual impact. The makeup artist seems to intentionally magnify this conflict, so he added pink diamonds to embellish it, weakening the horror that the clown brings to people, leaving only sand sculpture and funny.

Seeing Lin Shilu froze, An Zhe'er explained: "Don't look at me, I have only done makeup for game characters, I don't even know the steps, I only did eye makeup and lip makeup for him. I used the same paint I use for painting, it can be washed off with water."

Sanhua added, "Don't worry, it's harmless to the human body."

Nanaba said before throwing the ball: "I couldn't find a unicycle, so I wanted to assemble one temporarily, but it was unsafe and others strongly opposed it, so I had to throw the ball. Let's make do with it."

Then he threw the ball with a hook and caught it, and the three balls seemed like only one with his movements.

Sanhua pulled out a basket of identical balls from somewhere and threw them one by one accurately into the gaps where Qiye was throwing the ball. The number of balls slowly increased, the outer circle became larger, and the variety of balls increased, making people dazzled.

Three minutes later, the basket was empty, but Qiye was still throwing the ball steadily. Sanhua pulled out another basket of balls, about a dozen in total, and he picked up the basket and prepared to throw all the balls at his brother.

Qi Ye said in panic: "No way? Brother, wait a minute, I'm your brother, I can't do this, and the script doesn't say it will be like this!" He tried to impress his brother with words and beg him to let him go.

His hands were constantly moving. If he stopped so many balls from falling down, the performance would probably be a failure. He planned to throw the ball back into the basket to reduce the number of throws.

Sanhua didn't have any regard for brotherhood. Qiye had betrayed him countless times over the years. It was time for him to repay him.

A bunch of balls were coming towards him. Qi Ye quickly emptied all the balls in his hands and threw them into the basket. He caught the balls with the hem of his clothes, threw them up, and continued throwing them.

"Didn't expect that, did you?" Qi Ye smiled proudly, "Fortunately I have a quick reaction, otherwise this performance would have been a failure. Hahahahahahahahahaha, I am worthy of it!" His movements were smooth and his proficiency was visibly increasing.

Sanhua did not respond, but just threw the ball to Qiye again to see how he would deal with it.

The scene was repeated, Qi Ye was unable to react in time and was hit by the ball.

The announcer finally stepped forward to speak out: "The first performance is over. You all have seen that the funny clown is indeed trying very hard to throw and catch the ball, but there are always some unexpected things in the world. Of course, this performance is a success because he is performing the role of a failed clown. Now, let's welcome the second performer."

"No way?" Qi Ye was shocked when he heard this and could only pick up the ball silently.

An Zhe'er was puzzled: "You are right, weren't you going to perform a failed novice clown? That's what the program I got was like."

He turned on the microphone in his hand and took a look. The first page was a handwritten program. The first performance: failed clown performer Hu Zishi. The second performance: confidential content - An Zhe'er.

"Put the ball away and put it back in the utility room first." Zhe Er saw Qi Ye's stunned look, patted his shoulder and whispered, "At most you can make trouble when he performs later, don't go too far."

Qi Ye suddenly understood and picked up two baskets full of balls and went to the utility room.

Zhe'er walked up to Sanhua and said, "You won't blame me, will you? I told him what you wanted." His tone sounded strange.

Sanhua was quite confident, and it was indeed the case: "No, getting him out of the way during the performance to prevent him from ruining the show was indeed the best option. He has no chance to cheat me unless I don't know about it."

The other onlookers did not comment on this, because pitting each other was a daily routine. Lu Cub thought about sneaking away when Qiye went to the utility room, but Shao Shao and Qing Xuan did not give her any chance.

Soon, Qiye came back, and Zhe'er also returned to his post and continued to announce the show conscientiously.

“As the second performer, I perform the show – the jokes.”

An Zhe'er cleared his throat, "One day White Balloon met Black Balloon. As soon as they met, White Balloon hit Black Balloon without saying a word. Black Balloon was very angry, so he made a decision: confess to Balloon!"

The atmosphere was even more awkward than before, and everyone was silent.

She was not discouraged and said with emotion: "Two cows were eating grass together. The flower cow asked the yellow cow: Hey! What does the grass you are eating taste like? The yellow cow said: Strawberry! The flower cow came over and took a bite and shouted angrily: You lied to me! The yellow cow looked at it contemptuously and replied: Little fool, I said the grass has no taste."

It was clearly a hot day, but the temperature in the house dropped by one degree. Seeing that no one was laughing, Zhe Er continued.

She is very good at telling jokes. These two were obviously funny but no one laughed. So it must be that she was not trying hard enough, Zhe Er thought.

"Once upon a time there was a bird that passed by a cornfield every day. Unfortunately, one day there was a fire in the cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn. The bird flew over and thought it was snowing, so it froze to death."

The atmosphere was cold, and no one present could understand. Everyone was wondering whether what she said was a joke, a cold joke, or a cheesy love talk.

Zhe Er really likes telling jokes, and her tone is full of emotion. If no one responds or applauds, it means it is not funny enough, so she keeps trying.

"A fish said: I keep my eyes open all the time, just to be by your side and not want to leave. The water said: I flow tirelessly all day long, just to surround you and hold you tightly. The iron pot said: It's almost cooked, but you're still so stubborn. The chef said: This dish smells really good, everyone, enjoy the iron pot stewed fish!"

She brings herself into every role.

Several people then realized that if they didn't applaud or remain silent, she would most likely continue speaking, just like in the previous show.

Everyone applauded, and amid the applause, Zhe Er said, "Let's eat braised fish in an iron pot later. I just saw a carp in the kitchen."

Sanhua was in charge of the kitchen today, and he said, "Okay."

With the support of his delicious food and jokes, his mood was visibly improved, and he was looking forward to the braised fish in an iron pot.

Shao Shao commented: "This joke is so cold, so cold that I almost couldn't help laughing."

"This joke was so good that I didn't even react and forgot to applaud." Qingxuan said.

Qi Ye and the others clapped their hands together, saying, "Well said! Here comes another one!"

All eyes present were fixed on him, and others were trying to signal him to shut up and not to speak if he didn't know how to speak.

Zhe Er thought that he really had never heard her tell a joke before, and it was hard to open her mouth when she heard it for the first time, so she said, "Then I'll tell you another one!"

"One hot summer day, a match head itched, and it kept scratching and scratching, and then it caught fire, so it went to the hospital for bandages, and when it came out it turned into a cotton swab."

"Good!" Qi Ye applauded.

With the support of others, the folded-ear dog was in high spirits.

Siyuan couldn't bear to watch it. He knew clearly that once Zhe'er got into the mood and started telling jokes, he would never stop, and he would even interact with the onlookers because he was excited.

"Why don't you greet your medium-rare steak with your medium-rare one?" she asked the others, motioning for an answer.

The situation was serious and she could no longer stand by and watch. Someone had to interrupt or answer. Lin Shilu really didn't want to listen anymore. She had to be the first to speak up to solve the current situation. She said, "Because they are not familiar with each other."

"Bingo, you got it right!" Folded Ear stepped forward and high-fived the young deer. The joke performance ended there. She announced contentedly, "Next, let's welcome the third performer..."

Don’t be sad, don’t be afraid, because you have friends who will share the stupidity and embarrassment with you and create a happy black history together.

Hahahahahahahaha, poor little deer!
The joke that Zhe'er told was searched.

My best friend had told many jokes before, but they were too cold. Zhe Er was good at jokes, but they were cold jokes. The two of them were really alike, especially when the jokes became colder and colder.