The European Emperor’s character remains standing

Chapter 191: Accidents frequently occur in the makeshift team

"Our third performer will also be on stage with the fourth performer. The show they will perform together is a crosstalk performance." Zhe Er announced, "Next, please welcome Siyuan and Shao Shao."

At some point, they had changed into a set of long gowns with bamboo leaf patterns. Actually, it wasn't quite right, because it was a set of inner and outer robes of ancient costume, which were separated and put on the body.

"It's just a makeshift troupe, just watch it for what it is worth. Don't pay attention to the details. It's not traditional crosstalk, let alone serious crosstalk." Siyuan coughed lightly. The long gowns they were wearing were modified from Hanfu. The weather was hot, so they only wore Hanfu outer robes over their short sleeves as a Ma褂.

"Lao Shao, no, Lao Su, what we are performing today is a two-person crosstalk, also known as a crosstalk. Maybe the audience here doesn't know much about crosstalk, so why don't we talk to them about it today?"

Siyuan wore a red inner robe and spoke in a rhythmic tone, and he was also the funny man in the crosstalk.

"Okay." Shao Shao's tone was stiff, not daring to look at the audience area below. He had listened to crosstalk with Si Yuan many times and knew it very well. There was no problem in being a supporting actor, but it would take time to get used to it.

"Speaking of which, you may not quite understand what crosstalk is, so let's talk about it today. I, Chen Siyuan, will be responsible for the funny part, and he, Su Shaoshao, Miss Su, will be the supporting part."

When he heard Siyuan calling him Miss, he knew that she was teasing him on purpose, trying to divert his attention and relax him.

The atmosphere around is no longer rigid, but gradually becomes lively.

Shao Shao rolled his eyes, "Who are you calling Miss?"

"Yes, yes, I just want you to relax." Siyuan smiled. He remembered that he didn't bring a fan, so he bent down like a butler and said, "Yes, my lady."

"Don't use internet buzzwords, or I'll have a serious argument with you." Su Heng spoke too late and failed to stop him.

Not only was he affected, but the onlookers also suffered. It was so embarrassing, but looking at the current situation, as long as someone wants to leave, others will hold them back, and everyone will share this "glory" together.

Siyuan predicted his childhood friend's move and pretended to hide his head and said, "Don't hit me, don't hit me! I give up."

“…” Shao Shao was speechless, and was too lazy to do anything. The original nervousness had disappeared, and now he was acting completely in his true colors.

Siyuan said seriously: "Crosstalk should keep pace with the times. Occasionally using some Internet buzzwords can also connect with young people and stay at the forefront of fashion."

"Oh, yes, yes, that's right." Shao Shao said perfunctorily.

"Don't be so perfunctory." Si Yuan had great acting skills. In less than a second, his eyes were filled with tears as he looked at Su Heng.

"Didn't you say that? I agree with every word you say. Isn't that supporting the other party?" He retorted with the other party's words, leaving Siyuan speechless.

"It's not like that. Crosstalk is a kind of folk rap art. It highlights its characteristics in the form of speaking, singing, amusing and learning. There are single-talk crosstalk, dialogue crosstalk and group crosstalk. What we are talking about is dialogue crosstalk, which can also be said to be a two-person crosstalk."

Siyuan briefly introduced the form of crosstalk, "usually it consists of two people, the funny one and the straight one, who talk alternately."

Shao Shao continued: "It can't be just one person talking, otherwise it will become a stand-up comedy, don't you think?"

From the way they speak, it's obvious that they are people who listen to crosstalk a lot.

Siyuan: "That's right! Because we are both newcomers, and this is also the first time for everyone to hear crosstalk, so I will give you some examples so that you can understand it a little bit."

Shao Shao said: "Okay, go ahead! I'll see what you can say. If you say something wrong, I'll give you some advice."

"There are many forms of crosstalk, including Guankou, Pinggen, Zimugen, and Daokou..."

"Don't talk nonsense. You can find a lot of these on the Internet. Say something unique so that you can remember it immediately. Otherwise, it will be a waste of effort." Su Heng interrupted.

"Don't worry, I've already told you.

A common form of crosstalk between the two of us is Guankou, also known as back-talk. The word "guan" in "guankou" means to do it in one breath and to be consistent from beginning to end. Common crosstalks such as "Announcement of the Menu", "Eight Screens" and "White Affairs Meeting" all have long sections of Guankou.

"I'm sure everyone has heard of the dish to some extent. Some people also call it the Manchu-Han Banquet."

Zhe Er had heard of Siyuan's crosstalk performances, so he explained to everyone: "The name of the dishes is mainly about a poor man who has seen the world but has fallen on hard times and an honest man with a good heart who meet on the street. The poor man treats them to a meal in the name of cheating the honest man of his money, which leads to the story."

"Oh, yes, what this audience member said is very good." Siyuan immediately said, "We have two main purposes this time. One is to let everyone understand crosstalk; the other is to tell a classic menu."

Su Heng said: "Then don't delay, hurry up!"

"Then listen carefully, this is a full banquet!" Siyuan took a deep breath and said in a clear tone, "There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe..."

Siyuan couldn't continue after finishing the first paragraph. "No, I can't say any more. The key to a guankou is to do it in one breath. I don't have that ability, so this little bit should be fine for now."

"You can't blame me. There are so many dishes in this Manchu-Han banquet that I can't name them all in one breath. I can only remember these few things. After all, I'm just a rookie, and even more so an amateur. I can't compete or roll them. It's like a salted fish. Have you ever seen a salted fish turn over by itself?"

Siyuan sighed, "Let's get back to the point. More than half of the Manchu-Han Banquet has been lost, mostly because many of the ingredients used back then have been listed as protected species.

I have to say here that wild game is not as safe as domesticated game. Not only is it risky if it has not been tested for safety, it is also illegal. As law-abiding citizens, we will not do anything that violates the law.”

"That's true, but could you please not change the subject? It's really great that you change the subject when you can't continue speaking!" Shao Shao, who was the supporting actor, decisively ruined the show. It was hard not to wonder if he had a revengeful mentality, because Siyuan called him Miss Su not long ago.

Having been playmates for many years, Shao Shao said that he did not bear grudges, but in fact he had been secretly keeping a score in his heart and would look for opportunities to take advantage of them.

He knew that Su Heng might have spoken too quickly, or he might have done it to help him relax, but it was impossible for him not to retort.

Siyuan didn't care and just said, "I can't do it, but can you?"

"Then you'd better listen carefully." Shao Shao looked calm, but actually he was very excited.

"There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roast duck, roast chicken, roast goose, braised pork, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, sausages, assorted Su dishes, smoked chicken tripe, steamed pork with eight treasures, duck stuffed with glutinous rice, pheasant in a pot, quail in a pot, braised assorted items, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetables..."

He remembered neither more nor less, just twice as much as Siyuan.

"No way?" Siyuan never expected that Shaoshao would suddenly do this, and the positions of the funny man and the supporting man were instantly reversed.

He was incredulous, "How come you remembered such a long time?"

Shao Shao smiled, his eyebrows dancing with joy: "Are you surprised or not? I have been preparing for this for a long time. I originally wanted to tell you, but I never had the chance. I took this opportunity today to tell you, and now I feel completely relieved."

After holding it in for so long, I finally got it out. I feel extremely happy, if not extremely happy.

"That's great, brother." Siyuan bowed in admiration.

Shao Shao's mouth twitched: "Call me brother, not brother!"

When Zhe Er noticed that the crosstalk was gradually going off track and was about to fail, he immediately went on stage, rolled up the paper tube and said, "Very good, the third and fourth performers successfully performed a dish reading, and during the performance, the roles of the funny man and the supporting man were reversed, which made people laugh."

"Applause!" She applauded first and motioned Shao Shao and Si Yuan to return to the audience to watch the performance. "Next, please invite the fifth performer, Hua Hua, to the stage."

"This performer is incredible because he, like this host, that is, me, chose to keep the show secret."

"I'm the last one." Huahua refused and replied.

"That's right, the finale performance is the second to last, not the last." Zhe Er said as a matter of course: "There are 8 of us in total. Lu Cub and Sister You are just spectators and will not perform."

"Qiye is first, I'm second, Shaoshao and Siyuan are third, you're fourth, and finally Qingxuan."

She was halfway through her words when Sanhua came on stage with a red cloth in hand and said, "I am performing magic."

He changed into a formal suit and was sitting on the sofa. He was wearing a top hat decorated with a rabbit hairpin and had a piece of red cloth at hand. From the way he was dressed, Deer Cub knew that he was also one of the cast members.

It seems that no one can avoid this dark history, and no one can successfully escape.

During the performance, the deer cub tried everything to escape but had nowhere to go. Even though it was extremely embarrassing, he could only watch, or pretend to be dead, but he would soon be called out by the Fold Ears. Why did things develop to this point?
I can only start from the beginning, otherwise it will be an endless cycle.

There is no medicine for regret in the world. If he had known this earlier, the deer cub would never have worried about the next fragment of Xi Ling, who has no news to date.

Qingxuan was surprised and said, "No way? I also prepared a magic trick!" He thought that since the other party was dressed so formally, he wanted to recite a poem.

The program list was in Zhe'er's hand. The people downstairs sent all the prepared programs to her separately. She didn't know what others had prepared and they were on the same program.

When the microphone in hand is turned on, there is a handwritten program list.

What a joy, what a joy!

"..." Zhe Er was silent.

She wanted to ask Huahua at this moment, why did you choose to keep it secret? Is it because you want to give them a surprise like me? Or is it because you simply feel embarrassed to show it off, so you choose to keep it secret?

Now that the show happened, her world collapsed.

It was my first time hosting and this was the result.

Being patient and forbearing are the basic qualities of a host, and one should not be swayed by external factors.

She comforted herself in her heart and said calmly, "Before the performance, please explain what magic you have prepared. If there are any repetitions, the other person can change the magic during the performance."

With her eyes fixed on the culprit, Huahua felt no guilt at all.

"Cards and hat tricks, and some of them are related to this red cloth."

"What magic have you prepared?" Zhe'er asked Qingxuan.

Qingxuan felt hopeless, his costumes were not as good as the other party's, his tools were not as complete as the other party's, and most of the magic tricks he knew were rubbed off.

"Can I report him for plagiarism?"

She said sincerely, "Probably not, but you can choose whether you go on stage first or last."

Zhe Er’s inner voice: How miserable!

Feel a little sympathy for Xiao Xuanzi for a second.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Qingxuan said in a desolate tone: "I'll be the last one."

"Where are you going?" Zhe Er fixed his eyes on the fawn that was about to sneak away and asked.

"Uh, going to the bathroom." The deer cub made an excuse.

Folding his ears had no intention of letting her go, "It's going to start soon. Of course, we can all pause the performance and let them continue to discuss it. You have to come back before the performance."

The young deer thought about whether the pain would be short-lived or long-lasting, and finally decided that a long pain was better than a short one. He sat back in his original position and said, "Let's get started right away."

The playboy bowed. He held a concept, which also laid the foundation for the heavy blow to everyone. This concept is that as long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed. Another idea is that if you are not disgusted, you will be disgusted to death. Anyway, it is better to share happiness with others than to enjoy it alone.

"I have a deck of cards here. You can pick any card from my hand and hold it in your hand. I won't check what card you have, but you can ask me about the card you drew."

Huahua has a great ability to imitate. With her formal suit and smooth card-cutting and shuffling skills, she looks like a master magician who has performed many times.

"Please draw a card, beautiful lady." Huahua came to the Deer Cub and put the shuffled cards in her hand and spread them out, with the cards face down so he couldn't see them.

Suddenly, he didn't want to draw this card anymore. Lin Shilu really wanted to know if this person had completely turned evil and had no shame at all, and was ready to take the route where as long as he wasn't disgusting, others would be the ones who would be disgusting. Was this the route?
She said desperately, "Can you talk to me in a serious tone?"

Huahua looked affectionate and said to her in a low voice: "Beautiful lady, my tone is normal, please draw a card."

Once this tone is overturned, it will become a very greasy bubble sound. There should be no bubble sound that is very refreshing. Only the unrestrained and flamboyant voice of a teenager is the particularly refreshing and non-greasy voice in dreams.

The onlookers were all thankful that the other party did not choose them, but it was like a kind of spiritual pollution invading their minds, and they could not forget it.

Lin Shilu chose to draw a card to make a quick decision, and she drew the Four of Diamonds.

"Next, please put the cards back, beautiful lady. I will shuffle the cards again and put the card you just drew on the top. You can turn it over again to see if it is the right card."

Place the card face down, find a random angle, and insert it into the pile of cards.

Hu Zifeng's technique was very skillful. The cards flew in the air like dancing butterflies and finally fell back into his palm.

"Please draw a card and turn over the top card," he said.

Lin Shilu flipped open the card, "Four of Diamonds! How did you do that?"

"Well, we'll have to wait until the magic is over before revealing the answer."

He chuckled and spoke in an elegant and low voice, "Many magicians don't like their magic to be revealed, because magic is essentially a trick and technique, as well as visual guidance. When this mysterious veil is lifted, it becomes really boring."

"I don't mind, but I have a few more magic tricks to perform, so the answers to these magic tricks will be revealed to you at the end. Of course, I'm not the only magician present, and the person who reveals the answers to these little magic tricks can also be the magician next to you."

"Hurry up and start!" Qingxuan couldn't help but say, he was afraid that if Huahua continued to talk, he would not be able to hold back. It was not just a matter of laughing, but also a matter of discovering one day that a good friend around him...

I can't think of a suitable adjective for the moment. If I have to describe it, it's the feeling of discovering that my gay friend is a crossdresser in private. I'm stuck, unable to move forward or backward.

"I borrowed this hat with the ears folded. She knows better than me that it's just an ordinary hat."

Huahua showed everyone the inside of the hat, and then he held the hat with his hands and covered it with red cloth. He didn't open it in a hurry, but said to Folding Ear: "My magic wand is on rest today, ma'am, can you lend me your paintbrush?"

Folding his ears took out a set of commonly used brushes from the terminal storage space. "I forgot to prepare a magic wand, which means I don't have to use the magic wand as an excuse to rest. Which one do you want?"

"The thinnest and longest one." Huahua stood in place and motioned the other party to throw the pen over.

"Here." Zhe Er picked out a medium-sized paintbrush and threw it to him.

He caught the paintbrush in mid-air and tapped the bunny hairpin on the edge of the hat.

"Next is the moment to witness a miracle!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a group of pigeons flew out of the top hat and landed on the coffee table in the living room that had been moved to the side. There were five large "pigeons" with colorful wings and tails, arranged in order from large to small and from left to right.

Folding Ear couldn't help but complain, "Where did you find a bunch of parrots? You smell like a cat, and there are still parrots that dare to get close to you?"

"Please don't speak suddenly, audience member. Don't approach the parrots. They are my assistants in this performance. If you approach them casually, it will only scare them and cause them to run around in the living room."

The parrots flew out, and the red cloth covering the top hat was draped over the largest parrot, while the largest parrot landed on Huahua's shoulder and did not fly to the coffee table to stand in a row.

He tapped the brim of the hat with the paintbrush again, and a few seconds later a gray-white rabbit lay on the brim, with most of its body nestled inside the hat. But the rabbit was so fat that the entire hat filled up, and its soft fur fit perfectly to the hat.

An accident occurred during the performance. Hua Hua half-knelt, lowered her hat and put it right side up, trying to let the rabbit jump down by itself, but the rabbit was unexpectedly fat and got stuck in the hat.

Moreover, this rabbit is very lazy and doesn't want to move at all. Its three-petal lips are slightly open, and its black rabbit eyes are blinking. It wears a carrot necklace around its neck, which is very cute. Huahua is in a very subtle mood at this time.

The rabbit got stuck and the magic could not continue.

After trying for a long time, the rabbit could only take out its two front paws and place them on the edge of the hat.

Finally, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he held the top of the hat with his palm and prepared to manually separate the rabbit stuck in the hat.

The accident happened again. Perhaps the fawn really wanted to leave, and its own good luck hindered the performers, so after several performances, accidents happened one after another.

His hand was stuck in his top hat, and he tried to open it to let the rabbit out, but ended up making things worse.

Huahua walked up to Folded Ear and said, "Please help me release the rabbit. This rabbit is a little fierce. Don't scratch its ears."

"Can't you just take your hand out?" she asked puzzled.

"The rabbit is too fat and my hand got stuck in it." Huahua said embarrassedly.

With his reminder, Zhe Er had no intention of reaching in or flipping his hat like him.

Tried to rescue, but all ended in failure.

"Why don't you try taking the rabbit back first?" she suggested.

"No." Huahua shook her head, "This rabbit is too stuck."

"I'll do it." Qingxuan went forward to help, but ended up causing more trouble.

The rabbit and the top hat fit together perfectly, leaving no space for Qingxuan to reach in and take it out. He used gentle force and tried to grab the front paws to pull it out, but the top hat was almost broken.

The base of the palm accidentally touched the rabbit's ear. Facing the biped that wanted to touch its ear, the rabbit bit Qingxuan's left finger with its front big teeth as a warning.

It didn't hurt, Qingxuan was surprised and asked, "Is this rabbit so fierce?"

"This rabbit is fat, lazy and doesn't like to exercise. It's a pigeon spirit. According to its owner, it particularly hates people touching its ears or the top of its head. It will bite if people touch it. It knows how to bite and then let go. It doesn't bite deep. It will also bite when it's angry and will cry occasionally when it's hungry." Sanhua explained.

"A-choo!" Zhe Er sneezed twice in succession, and felt that Hua Hua was not talking about the rabbit, but about himself.

The rabbit took a bite and then let go. Qingxuan looked at the mark on the base of his finger and said, "This is the first time I've been bitten by a rabbit. It feels quite novel. Who did you borrow this rabbit from?"

"Let the rabbit out first. If it gets stuck again, the hat will be ruined. The rabbit still looks so relaxed... I'm so tired."

Huahua understood the rabbit's owner's mood at this moment, and the top hat became tight because the rabbit didn't want to put its paws outside. It wanted to retract its paws and snuggle in the top hat to sleep.

"I shouldn't be after a few dollars. If this hat gets broken, do you want me to compensate for it?" Huahua asked Zhe'er.

"Forget it..." Zhe Er was considerate. "The hat is torn, you can sew it for me. If it breaks, you can make me another one of the same style. I believe in your craftsmanship. I have seen it before."

"That's fine." Huahua nodded and explained the rabbit's origins to the others: "The rabbit's owner had to go out for a few days and asked me to feed it. Before the performance, I discussed it with the rabbit and it agreed to be my assistant, but I didn't expect the rabbit to be so fat."

Huahua refers to the fact that he used the rabbit's favorite food before the performance as a bargain, and induced the rabbit to be his assistant in this magic show.

After 10 minutes, the rabbit successfully separated from the top hat.

It was the fawn who took action and lured them with delicious food.

5 minutes ago, Lin Shilu couldn't bear to watch it anymore, so she asked, "Is this rabbit intelligent?"

"Yes, but I feel that this rabbit is more like a Border Collie, with a kind of beauty that ignores people and doesn't care about other people's lives."

Being intelligent means being able to communicate and understand. If objects, animals or plants have intelligence, it means they have crossed the first threshold and become a demon.

After listening to Huahua's explanation, the deer cub put the matter out of his mind after discussing it with the rabbit. "Then what does it like to eat? Feed it, as long as it is willing to come out."

Under the temptation of delicious food, the rabbit was finally willing to come out. It kicked its legs and left its new nest to eat the delicious food that Siyuan and Shaoshao brought from the kitchen. The rabbit lay on the legs of the fawn, enjoying the feeding from the beauty.

"..."

Huahua sneered twice. If it weren’t for the temptation of delicious food, she might not be willing to come out.

It's not that the rabbit is too fat and gets stuck in the hat, it's that it doesn't want to get out, so it nestles most of its body inside the hat, which causes it to be stuck very tightly.

I am so lucky. I am so lucky!

Not only Huahua looked down on the rabbit, Qingyou also disliked the rabbit. But according to the deer, it's just a rabbit, why bother with a rabbit?

With the fawn protecting her, Sister You couldn't lock onto the rabbit, so she had to target Huahua.

Facing Sister You's gaze, Huahua's heart was filled with tears. How could he have deserved such kindness!
During the second magic show, just like the previous ones, unexpected things happened frequently.

Sister You's eyes were fixed on Sanhua. He was restless and didn't want to continue performing other magic tricks with the top hat, so he had to start the last magic show as soon as possible.

The red cloth was unfolded, showing everyone that it was just a simple piece of red cloth.

Huahua crumpled the red cloth into a ball, then opened it and covered her hands with it. The red cloth wrapped a gorgeous rose.

"My performance ends here." He picked up the rabbit and said, "Well, I'm going to hold this rabbit and give it some water."

When the eye contact ended, he broke out in a cold sweat.

After those unexpected performances just now, Qingxuan didn't plan to perform magic anymore. After all, he had performed all the magic tricks he knew. Moreover, he really didn't want to be attacked by his sister's eyes like Huahua. He couldn't bear it. He really couldn't bear it.

Without needing to continue his announcement, he walked onto the stage and said, "I choose to reveal the magic trick that Huahua performed before."

As Huahua said before, the essence of magic is visual guidance and deception.

Accidents happen frequently. The rabbit is the accident, but also the most comfortable one in the whole audience, because it does not feel embarrassed, and can enjoy delicious food and the beauty's lap, the rabbit is relaxed.

I have made up for what I missed, and there is still a lot. I admire myself because I thought it would take two days to write, but I didn’t expect it would take six days. 4 666 for myself and you.

Regarding the revelation of magic, the first and third ones are self-explanatory, the second one. The rabbit has a space rune placed inside the top of the hat. The Dream Realm is a parallel of science and metaphysics, so it can also be understood that a special space folder is placed under the hat, the kind that can hold living things.

Huahua put the folding device inside when covering the red cloth. Just knocking the top hat twice can trigger the switch that was set previously to open the space. Then the rabbit can come into the hat from the terminal space through the space channel placed in the hat.

Because he was not well prepared, the folder placed on the top of the hat would fall down when it was placed properly, so he had been holding it with his hands. It was an accident that it got stuck inside. His hands were tightly holding the folder, and with the rabbit leg kicks, he couldn't get it out.