Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Prevent fire, theft and summer chess!
Bravo finally decided to defend Xia Qi's zero-angle shot.

Having said so much, in fact, from De Bruyne's overhead pass to Xia Qi's run to the baseline, it was just a blink of an eye.

At the baseline, Xia Qi used his half-body advantage to suppress Mascherano behind him.

The football fell from the sky. Although Mascherano was stuck behind, he still stretched his foot around Xia Qi to reach the football.

It doesn’t matter if you can’t reach it, as long as you can lie horizontally on the inside of Xia Qi.

Mascherano thought, as long as Xia Qi couldn't turn around, he wouldn't be able to shoot!

However, facing the stands and with his side facing the goal, Xia Qi actually shot the ball.

He swung his instep high and hit the football firmly.

With a loud “Boom”!
When Bravo heard the sound, he knew it was not a cross, but a shot!

Damn, he is so skilled and so bold!!!
Bravo quickly adjusted his center of gravity, ready to block Xia Qi's shot.

Mascherano's outstretched leg was in vain and had no effect at all in front of Xia Qi.

The football flew over his legs and headed towards the near corner of the goal.

"Xia Qi, volley!"

"Near the baseline, an absolutely zero-angle shot!"

Seeing that Xia Qi was indeed unconventional, Zhang Lu, who guessed the answer correctly, shouted excitedly.

Bravo, who was prepared, jumped high and tried to take the ball away.

Just as he was about to catch the football, it suddenly fell straight down like an elevator!

His hug was in vain!
"Butterfingers!"

"Oh my god! Such a low-level mistake! Bravo actually lost the ball at this critical moment!"

Due to the lack of vision, Zhang Lu and most fans did not see the "truth" and mistakenly thought that Bravo made a low-level mistake.

In fact, he had never had any contact with football.

The football fell straight into the net like a falling elevator.

Bravo dived into the air and watched the football slip away from his fingertips as if it had life.

Facing this scene, he simply couldn't believe his eyes...

The fans at Camp Nou could not believe that "Butter Fingers" would appear in such a crucial game.

For a moment, the Camp Nou fell into an embarrassing silence.

There were no cheers, no boos, not even the sound of breathing.
Deathly silence! ! !

Barcelona fans are so sad!!!
A moment later, when asked by his teammates, Bravo said that he did not touch the football at all.

Slow motion replay also confirmed this.

But Barcelona fans are even more depressed!
Xia Qi actually hit an "elevator ball" with almost no angle!
What a footwork this is.
Were his feet kissed by angels?

He is even better than Messi...

Don't bother me.
Let me "mushroom" for a while...

"1:2!"

"Manchester City takes the lead!"

This was a shot without the assistance of AI. It was an astonishing goal scored by Xia Qi relying on his own ability and muscle memory!

In the more than 100-year history of human football, this goal can be ranked among the top ten.

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi's mood was like the surging waves, unable to be suppressed.

He first pointed to the sky with both hands, expressing his deep gratitude and heroic feelings towards the vast sky. Then, he opened his arms and ran wildly near the baseline like an eagle flapping its wings.

He rushed towards the stands where Manchester City fans were like a gust of wind, waving his fists vigorously and roaring passionately, as if declaring to the whole world his strength and unstoppableness.

His teammates rushed over like a surging tide and surrounded him tightly.

Xia Qi was extremely excited. He hugged them warmly and high-fived them passionately. His face was filled with endless joy and pride, and the light seemed to illuminate the entire stadium.

Then he jumped on the back of De Bruyne, the assister, and cheered. At that moment, he was undoubtedly the absolute king of the field.

The Manchester City fans in the stands went crazy in an instant. They cheered, jumped up and down, and were excited by Xia Qi's wonderful performance.

Xia Qi turned around, faced them, clasped his hands together to show his gratitude, and then kissed the team logo, which once again triggered a thunderous cheer.

Barcelona fans felt jealous when they witnessed this scene!

Pointing to the sky with both hands reminded them of Kaka; De Bruyne running with Xia Qi on his back reminded them of Ronaldinho carrying Messi.

In the eyes of Barcelona fans, all they saw were the problems with the celebration and they completely ignored the brilliance and greatness of this goal!
There were boos all around the Camp Nou stadium.

However, the emotions of Barcelona fans did not affect the enthusiasm of many media reporters and commentators at all.

The Spanish TV commentator said: "Amazing! Although I am extremely reluctant to admit it, my conscience still drives me to say it sincerely."

He calmed down a little and continued: "This goal reminded me of the goal scored by Van Basten in the European Cup in 1988..."

The British commentator said excitedly: "Turning the impossible into the possible, this is the magical boy Xia Qi, you can always trust Xia Qi!"

"There's one less player on the field, but we're still one goal ahead!" Zhan Jun said with emotion, "Xia Qi must be very strong to withstand the pressure and turn Ding Ding's mistake into an assist..."

(Wow… I remember the match between China and Saudi Arabia last night. There was one more player on the field, and after leading 1:0, the opponent scored two goals in a row. When will there be a character like “Xia Qi” in real life? I’m so sad, wow…)
On the field, Mascherano stared blankly at Xia Qi's back as he ran to celebrate the goal, while Bravo held onto the goal post, struggling to support himself to avoid falling to the ground.

The expressions of other Barcelona players were different, but their emotions were exactly the same!
Powerlessness and fear intertwined!
Losing is not terrible.
But losing the game with one more player is really embarrassing!

Faced with this goal, Barcelona coach Enrique was not as angry as the last time he conceded a goal.

In his mind, Xia Qi's goal was a magical one that was difficult to replicate.

What he wanted to limit was Xia Qi's normal performance, and the more that super-god ability was restricted, the more magical it became...

For example, if Mascherano had not pressed so hard on Xia Qi's goal just now, and Xia Qi had time to stop the ball and shoot,
Maybe this ball won’t go in at all!

So Enrique did not blame the players for anything, but sat in the coaching seat and discussed the game strategy for the second half with the assistant coach.

It was already the 38th minute of the first half, and there were only a dozen minutes left until the end (including extra time).

At this point in time, it is normal to discuss the arrangements for the second half.

The game continues,

After the opening, the visiting team Manchester City, which had one less player, was more ferocious than the home team Barcelona, ​​which had one more player.

For a moment, Barcelona's goal was full of dangers!
For a few minutes, it seemed difficult for Barca to even get past the half.

But Barcelona is worthy of being the La Liga champion team. Although the scene was extremely embarrassing, Manchester City's bombardment failed to score until the end of the first half. 1:2!

This was the final score at the end of the first half.

The Spanish commentator said with emotion at the moment the whistle sounded: "Manchester City is indeed one of the best teams in Europe. They are so tenacious and fierce even with one less player on the field. It is hard to imagine how strong they would be if Yaya Toure had not been sent off..."

"When Yaya Toure was sent off, I was worried about Manchester City," the British commentator said, paused for a moment, and then continued:

"After the whistle blew, I looked up at the scoreboard and it was 1:2! Oh my God! Was my eyes dazzled? I swear from now on, as long as Xia Qi is on the court, I will never worry about Manchester City for even a second..."

In the Penguin Live Room, Zhan Jun said: "The first half of the game is over. Barcelona, ​​playing at home, started strong but ended poorly. They entered the second half with a one-point deficit of 1:2."

During the half-time break, the Manchester City locker room was filled with a warm and tense atmosphere.

Guardiola stood firmly in front of the players, his eyes firm and sharp as a sword.

"Guys, we did a great job in the first half! But we must not let our guard down.

Yaya Toure's departure was indeed a severe challenge for us, but thanks to everyone's hard work, we successfully withstood the pressure.

In the second half, we must continue to maintain tight defense and never give Barcelona even the slightest chance to breathe.

Xia Qi, thank you for those two wonderful goals, but in the second half I need you to retreat to the backcourt because their attack will definitely be more fierce.

Believe me, Barcelona will never allow themselves to suffer defeat at home.

No one knows their temperament better than I do.

Ding Ding, you must be more flexible in the frontcourt and try to find opportunities to break through their defense.

Remember, every pass you make can reduce the defensive pressure on Xia Qi. Don't forget that having one less person on the field is like having a lame leg!

Xia Qi is under tremendous pressure and he urgently needs support from all of you in the frontcourt.

We are a team, we need to support each other and fill in each other's shoes. Although we are one man short, our fighting spirit must not be reduced by even a little bit! "

"Yes, sir!"

The players nodded in agreement, their eyes full of firm determination.

In the Barcelona locker room, Enrique's face was gloomy and serious.

"Our performance in the first half was extremely disappointing and we didn't make full use of the advantage of having an extra man.

In the second half, we must strengthen our control of the midfield and keep the ball firmly in our hands.

Busquets, Mascherano... When you are defending Xia Qi, you must kick decisively and resolutely, don't be afraid of getting a card!
Xia Qi is extremely difficult to defend, so MSN members, you are needed to step up and save the team at this moment.

Xavi and Iniesta, you have to organize the attack in an orderly manner and make the passes more accurate.

Messi, Suarez, Neymar, you three need to move more actively. Here is a data about your off-ball movement in the first half. It dropped by 3-5 Pa compared to usual. This may be one of the reasons why we are behind in the score... In the second half, I want to see you running all over the field...

...In short, we are Barcelona, ​​we can't lose this game at home!"

The Barcelona players listened quietly, with a burning desire in their hearts, ready to turn the tide in the second half.

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In the second half of the game, the two sides changed sides and fought again!

Enrique and Guardiola both did not make any substitutions.

At the beginning of the game, the home team Barcelona launched a massive attack, and Xia Qi built an "iron bucket formation" in accordance with Guardiola's instructions, resolving Barcelona's attacks one by one.

In positional warfare, Barcelona's MSN combination does not have many offensive means.

After Suarez scored the opening goal, he played a more pivotal role. As a modern center forward, being too independent will lead to elimination, but being too modest is also not good.

Suarez passed the ball to Messi on at least one occasion when he should have had a chance to score.

This approach of ignoring the actual situation and insisting on "feeding the ball" to Messi made it much easier for Manchester City, who were one man down, to defend.

Xia Qi and others focused on defending Messi, and as soon as Messi got the ball, he would be surrounded.

As for Neymar, strong men like Xia Qi directly engaged in physical confrontation with him.

Neymar was either pressed flesh to flesh by big men or lying on the ground.

The defense of Xia Qi and others made Neymar either on the way to tumble or tumble...

In this situation, although "Ha Baibu"'s midfield control is stronger than "Xia Ding", the forward line is not strong enough, so no matter how well they pass the ball, it will be in vain.

Under such circumstances, Manchester City players became more and more confident as the game went on, while Barcelona became more and more impatient.

Xavi, Iniesta...actually passed the high ball directly into the penalty area.

Does Barcelona have the football gene of "long pass"?
Isn't this just nonsense?

Guardiola couldn't help shaking his head on the sidelines... The media thought he was dissatisfied with the passive defense of Xia Qi and others, but in fact he was feeling sorry for his former club...

Barcelona has lost its own style and its offensive power has gradually weakened.

Xia Qi began to fight back, using "long pass and lob" to counter "long pass and lob".

Barcelona is not good at this style of play, and Manchester City is not good at it either.

But Xia Qi was smart. His long pass was not towards the penalty area, but to the wing.

There is no way. Although Lukaku has the template of a perfect center forward, he has the heart and skills of a winger...

Lukaku is not good at close combat with the opponent's defenders, and his header is not good either.

If the football is passed directly into the penalty area, even though he has the physique of the little beast Drogba, he really cannot grab the ball from the fierce and wolf-like defender.

Lukaku is good at attacking from the side. He can pass several people and then score in a very short time.

As Lukaku continued to attack from the side, harassing Barcelona's defense, Busquets and Iniesta did not dare to move too far forward to assist.

Xia Qi's defensive pressure suddenly dropped.

However, once the pressure was relieved, Xia Qi adhered to the principle of "killing you while you're sick" and moved forward to participate in the attack from time to time.

This made Barcelona's defense even worse and on the verge of collapse.

"Ha Baibu" had to retreat to defense, and sometimes all three MSN players had to come back to assist in defense.

Gradually, Manchester City gained the upper hand on the field.

Barcelona fans are so angry!

Whose home field is it?
Who is missing one person?
I really pissed the baby off!
(Last night, I was so angry that my daughter even cried! I wrote down my feelings to make Barcelona fans feel bad for a while...) (End of this chapter)