Conan's self-cultivation of fake wine

Chapter 390 Word Game
  After confirming that the life simulator can be used as an offensive weapon. Lu Ren began to discuss with Dabai how to make the behavior pattern of "inviting others to his home" more practical and diverse.

Although the system elf Xiaoyou has agreed to "help the emperor do evil", there is one point that cannot be avoided. That is, the process of "Lu Ren sends out an invitation and the other party agrees" must be completed. It can be understood that the prerequisites for using the weapon must be met, which is similar to King Silver Horn's Purple Gold Gourd.

A direct invitation is fine, but its application is very narrow. Lu Ren thought to himself that he was not so charming that any stranger would accept his invitation.

Even if you want to do fairy jumping, you have to have a bait first. After Lu Ren and Dabai had a serious discussion, they felt that they needed to upgrade and package their speaking skills.

For example, you can blur the concept of home and turn it into “Do you want to take a quick trip?”, “Do you want to know the true meaning of the world?”, “I am a reporter from Dongbao, do you want to accept me? Interviews. Once accepted, there will be cash and gift rewards. Of course, the interviews will not be conducted here. We have a place specifically responsible for interviews. "

The above little tricks are basically enough for ordinary people.

As for how to lure members of the red and black parties to take the bait, that's even simpler. Find someone who is distracted, lower your voice, and pretend to be mysterious and say to them: "I have something to tell you, let's talk in another place."

Don't worry if they don't take the bait.

Of course, the invitation method does not have to be limited to verbal expressions. It can be expressed in writing, such as an invitation letter or something. While chatting with Dabai, an idea flashed in Lu Ren's mind.

"By the way, I can get a batch of special business cards. There is a line of small words engraved on the back of the business card. 'Once you accept this business card, you agree to my invitation by default.' When I meet people in the future, I will give out the business card first."

【It seems fine. Gentle Baymax affirmed. 】

[Master, this is really not possible. 】

Xiaoyou floated out of the bracelet again. It recently gave itself a lifeless-looking image, wearing a white dress. If you want to let your hair down again, you can directly COS Sadako.

"Isn't this possible?" Lu Ren was not disappointed and asked why.

[The other party must agree subjectively. This does not work automatically by default. 】

"Hmm... Then if I print this line of text big enough and eye-catching enough, so eye-catching that as soon as he sees the business card, he will notice this line of text immediately. Is that okay?"

【Can. 】

"OK." Lu Ren looked at Dabai again and asked with a smile: "Dabai, do you have any Blue Star text included in your database? It's best to have text with particularly beautiful lines."

[Blue Star Federation General Text. It was also the common text of the previous Blue Star First Empire. It ranks first in citizen recognition and usage rate. The lines are beautiful, extremely eye-catching, and can be called a work of art. Gentle Dabai highly recommends. 】

"Okay. That's it. Write the words I just said on a white paper in Blue Star Federation script. I'll print it on the business card, both sides. Make sure it's eye-catching. But he If he is illiterate, it can only be said that his knowledge is too narrow. This is the official text of Blue Star, and there is no more authoritative text than it. Don't you think so?"

【Yes. The gentle Dabai agrees very much. 】

Baymax immediately springs into action. Xiaoyou slipped back into the bracelet without saying a word.

[Master, it’s written. 】

Lu Ren took it and took a look, and found that the blue star text was indeed unusual. The lines were beautiful and looked like works of art, and he really couldn't understand it. This is true for people like him who speak multiple languages, let alone ordinary people.

"Very good, authoritative enough." Lu Ren put away the paper and decided to leave immediately for the newspaper office to print business cards.

Twenty minutes later, Lu Ren drove to the newspaper office, and Sentoshi, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately greeted him. Before coming, Lu Ren called him.

Sentoshi took the A4 paper from Lu Ren's hand with a flattering smile, "Don't worry, I will definitely handle it for you."

"Yes. Remember to print both sides. The newspaper office should be able to print business cards, right?"

"Okay, okay."

"Then go ahead and print it. After printing a sample, come back to Beidao office and let me see the effect."

"no problem."

"Go." Sentoshi left quickly, and Lu Ren went up to the second floor. As usual, he raised his hand and knocked on the door. After receiving permission, he opened the door and walked in.

"Hey, Brother Ren, you're here." After seeing who it was, Bei Dao put down the pen in his hand, stood up and opened the glass cabinet next to him, "You sit down first, and I'll make you a cup of tea."

"Yeah." Lu Ren sat on the sofa and watched Bei Dao make tea. He found that her movements were a bit jerky and her tea skills were not as skilled as Xiaolan's, let alone compared to peanuts.

Well...it doesn't matter. Everyone has things they are not good at, as long as you have the heart to do so.

And the tea made from this is also very delicious. Stronger than soaked peanuts.

After drinking two drinks in a row, Lu Ren talked about business, "In the past month, the old man asked me to submit five press releases to him. If you are not busy recently, why don't you go out with me more and do some fun? News interviews and stuff like that.”

"Okay, no problem." Bei Dao agreed directly without thinking. She smiled, "I haven't interviewed anyone for a long time."

"We went to interview karate champion Mao Lilan together. I still remember that you were so selfless during the interview that you didn't even bother to eat. I went out and packed a lunch box for you."

"Yeah. I stayed up late to write the manuscript later. That was the first time I made headlines."

"Yes. Time flies by very quickly. So what are you going to do with your work preparations during this period? Let Sundus handle it?"

"Yeah." Bei Dao nodded and gave Lu Ren a new cup of tea as he spoke, "It's the same now. Generally speaking, entertainment news is reviewed and written by my subordinates. I'm only responsible for more explosive entertainment news. For example, who announced who? Romance or something. I usually sit in the office and practice writing by myself. I don’t work as much overtime as before.”

"That's it. That's good. Let's make an appointment for dinner when we have time. I went to those small restaurants so many times that the bosses remember me."

"Brother Heren, does it matter how much you eat?"

"All, all."

While he was talking, someone started knocking on the door outside.

"Come in," Lu Ren shouted, then said to Bei Dao, "It should be Sentoshi. I asked him to get me a new batch of business cards."

The facts were just as he said. Sentonshi handed the printed sample to Lu Ren.

Eye-catching and beautiful enough, people who receive the business card will definitely notice it at first sight.

"Not bad. That's it. Print 200 copies for me first. By the way, how long will it take?"

"It'll be quick. It'll be fine in a moment."

"Then I'll go with you." Lu Ren drank the tea in the cup and said to Bei Dao, "See you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow." Bei Dao stood up and walked Lu Ren to the door of the office.

Half an hour later, Sundoshi returned to Beidao's office.

"he's gone."

"Ah."

"I'll give you a task. Starting from tomorrow, you will take over my work temporarily. If you encounter problems, you can handle it yourself or ask others. If you really can't handle it, call me again."

Sentonshi half-bowed and said, "Yes."

"The other thing is that you go and print another 200 of my business cards now. They have to be the same style as his."

"Yes."

(End of this chapter)