Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

The Gourd Immortal is actually a cat demon, but he did not lie, his realm is indeed that of a true immortal!
As for those little demons, Emperor Zhang Qing didn't bother to care what realm they were in.

The gourd fairy started fighting with the monkey.

Those little demons rushed towards Zhang Qingdi.

For a moment, Zhang Qingdi didn't know how to describe these little demons who were seeking death.

"Freeze!" Zhang Qingdi stretched out a finger and froze those little monsters without even making any hand gestures.

"This guy actually knows how to immobilize people!" said the Gourd Immortal in surprise.

Zhang Qingdi was too lazy to listen to his nonsense, "Monkey, are you waiting for someone to rescue him?"

Seeing that Zhang Qingdi was a little unhappy, the monkey smashed the Hulu Zhenxian on the head with a stick, causing his brains to splatter all over the floor.

“Master Qing, you don’t know the fairies we met along the way.

It's either this one's mount or that one's little demon." The monkey remembered that the demon from Jin'ao Island had said the same thing before, so he quickly explained, "I didn't say you."

Zhang Qingdi was magnanimous for once and did not argue with him.

The monkey continued, "I used to think it didn't matter, I just killed them. But now I think if I can give them face, I should give them face.

Why do you have to make it so ugly..."

After the monkey finished speaking, he took out a jar of abortion spring water.

"Is Master Qing going back?" the monkey asked with a smile.

"No, what are you going for? To see that big-bellied Monk Tang?" Zhang Qingdi said unhappily.

The monkey bowed to Zhang Qingdi and then disappeared with a somersault.

Zhang Qingdi stopped where he was, and the Hulu Immortal with an exploded head shook for a while and then stood up again.

People say cats have nine lives, but I don’t know if that’s true or not.

But the cat demon's head was broken, but he came back to life.

"You didn't expect that your gourd grandfather is alive again!" The guy said viciously to Zhang Qingdi.

"Now that the monkey demon is gone, your gourd grandfather can only take his anger out on you."

A blue lightning appeared in Zhang Qingdi's hand.

He threw it with his hand, and the thunder was like a spear.

It struck the body of Hulu Zhenxian.

"Meow..."

He cried out a few times, then died on the spot with his body twitching.

"I was going to ask you about your background, but now I won't."

Zhang Qingdi broke the immobilization spell of those little demons, but the little demons saw Zhang Qingdi use thunder with their own eyes.

Everyone was so scared that they were shaking all over, but fortunately, Emperor Zhang Qing did not make things difficult for them. He gave them some instructions and told them not to harm anyone, then he sent these guys away.

"I didn't expect that you could still be alive!" Zhang Qingdi said with slight surprise.

The Gourd Immortal was still standing there motionless.

"Pretending to be dead, eh? Believe it or not, I will kill you again! I want to see how many lives you have." Zhang Qingdi said.

As soon as Zhang Qingdi finished speaking, the Hulu Zhenxian immediately stood up and knelt on the spot.

"Please spare my life, grandpa." This time his attitude was very good.

"Which demon are you from?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

The Hulu Immortal had witnessed Zhang Qingdi's abilities, and he dared not hide anything from him.

"I am the spirit cat raised by Lingji Bodhisattva. Some time ago, Lingji Bodhisattva went to Lingshan to listen to Buddha Tathagata's lectures, so I secretly went down the mountain and came here." Hulu Zhenxian showed a naive look.

"Your master and I are old acquaintances." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

"May I ask the Immortal's name?"

"Emperor Zhang Qing of Jin'ao Island."

"Meow..." Hulu Zhenxian screamed in fright.

He didn't expect how he had offended this evil star.

If there is anyone that Lingji Bodhisattva hates the most in this world, Zhang Qingdi would definitely be in the top three.

Because Lingji Bodhisattva had a small Mount Xumi, and when he made a bet with Zhang Qingdi, the mountain was almost destroyed by Zhang Qingdi. (Note 1)

And that mountain is closely related to the cultivation of Lingji Bodhisattva.

The mountain has finally been restored over the years, but I still feel hatred when I think of Zhang Qingdi.

To put it bluntly, this Hulu Zhenxian is just a kitten used by Lingji Bodhisattva to relieve boredom. When petting the cat, Lingji Bodhisattva must have scolded Zhang Qingdi a lot.

"It seems that Bodhisattva Lingji has talked about me a lot." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

But Zhang Qingdi's smile almost scared the Hulu Immortal to death.

"Where is your Bodhisattva?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"He really went to listen to the sutras from Buddha Tathagata." The Calabash Immortal said with a miserable smile.

"Isn't he afraid that you will be beaten to death by the monkey?" Zhang Qingdi asked angrily.

"I have many lives, it's okay to die once or twice. Even if I lose one, I can get it back after a thousand years." He was heartbroken that he lost two lives at once this time.

But I didn't dare to talk to Zhang Qingdi...

The Gourd Immortal wanted to leave, but was held back by Zhang Qingdi.

"Grandpa Qingdi, please don't kill me. I have lost two of my nine lives, and I only have six left. Please don't kill me again.

I just begged for some money here, I really didn’t kill anyone.” The Hulu Immortal cried with tears streaming down his face.

Zhang Qingdi was too lazy to teach him subtraction.

"It's okay if I don't kill you." After Emperor Zhang Qing killed him once, he didn't want to kill him again. "But I need you to do something."

"What is it? I don't have any special skills. What I'm best at is taking a nap at the feet of Lingji Bodhisattva."

"In that case, I will kill you." Zhang Qingdi said considerately.

Upon hearing this, Hulu was so scared that his hair stood on end.

"Grandpa Qingdi, please go ahead." Hulu Zhenxian said immediately.

"It's not a difficult task for you." Zhang Qingdi said.

"That's great." The guy said happily. "I'm not being lazy, I'm just afraid that I can't complete the task you assigned me."

"Did you know that there are many cases of men being murdered in this Kingdom of Women?" asked Zhang Qingdi.

"I know! I know!" Hulu Zhenxian said with a smile. "I just came here and several women wanted to have sex with me.

I disagreed, so they drugged me. In the end, I killed them all!"

In the original book, the old woman said to Tang Seng, "It's a good thing you came to my home. If you went to someone else's home, the girl would definitely play with you. If you didn't agree, she would kill you and use your meat to make sachets."

Zhang Qingdi didn’t know what a sachet was, but it sounded like something bad.

Moreover, Zhang Qingdi still remembered the way those women looked at him.

That would be like eating him alive.

So boys must protect themselves when they go out.

"Well, from now on you will protect the man passing by. Of course, if there are men who harm the people of the Kingdom of Women, you will also protect them." Zhang Qingdi said.

"What if bad people harm bad people?"

"Then don't meddle in other people's business." Zhang Qingdi said angrily.

"Grandpa Qingdi, I am a cat! I catch mice." The gourd said with a smile.

"Believe it or not, I will turn you into a dog now!" Zhang Qingdi asked with raised eyebrows.

Hulu Zhenxian was trembling with fear, but the task assigned to him by Zhang Qingdi was not too difficult.

"Grandpa Qingdi, I will definitely complete the task you assign to me." He said hurriedly, patting his chest.

"It's okay. If you can't finish it, I'll just kill you."

Throwing down these words, Zhang Qingdi disappeared. Until he left, Lingji Bodhisattva did not appear.

The monkey took the abortion spring to the old woman's home. The old woman asked curiously, "Where is the immortal?"

"I know you are a god, but how would I know where you are going?" said the monkey unhappily.

"Mother-in-law, don't provoke that man." Sha Seng advised kindly.

When Monkey was not around, the old woman often massaged Elder Tang's body.

"Oh, you misunderstood. At my age, I have already given up on all those romantic affairs. I just feel that I would have no regrets if I could see a man like that in my lifetime.

If I had known I could only see him once, I should have looked at him more often. "The woman said with great regret.

After the old woman finished speaking, she poured a bowl for each of Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie.

"Mother-in-law, my senior brother took such a whole jar. Why did you only give me one bowl? This bowl is not even enough for me to rinse my mouth." Zhu Bajie said while holding his stomach.

"This bowl is enough to dissolve the fetal qi in your stomach." The old woman said quickly. "If you eat this jar, it will be a waste and your intestines will be dissolved."

Tang Seng didn't want to delay any longer. This look really embarrassed him. He hurriedly picked up the bowl and drank the whole bowl of spring water in one breath.

Zhu Bajie also followed suit and drank...

After a while they finished drinking, their stomachs felt like thunder.

The two of them went to the toilet in a panic.

When they came back, their stomach had returned to normal.

"Amitabha, thank you for your care, grandma." Tang Seng clasped his hands together and expressed his gratitude.

The old woman said quickly, "If you monks really want to thank me, please give me the remaining abortion spring water."

"What do you want the spring water for?" Tang Seng asked puzzledly.

"With this remaining spring water, I can finally build my coffin." The old woman smiled happily.

Hearing this, the monkey gave her the spring water and smiled and said, "The demon has been killed by me, Old Sun. Now the abortion spring is no longer guarded. If you want to sell it, hurry up."

"Master, you are joking, it is such a precious thing.

Even if there is no gourd fairy today, there will be a pumpkin fairy tomorrow.

Even if there are really no immortals, I'm afraid the imperial court will have to take care of it." The woman smiled as she held a large jar of spring water.

When the monkey heard this, he actually thought what she said made sense.

The old woman got so much spring water, and in order to thank them, she prepared a table of delicious vegetarian dishes and entertained the four masters and apprentices.

Even the white horse was fed fine feed.

The next day, Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie recovered.

They left here and arrived at the capital of the Xiliang Women's Kingdom after walking for half a day.

The people in this capital all wear long skirts and short jackets, with powdered faces and slicked-back hair.

Regardless of age, all of them are women.

The women along the way suddenly saw the four masters and apprentices walking on the road, and they all applauded as if to welcome them.

The women laughed and said, "The human race is coming! The human race is coming!"

Tang Seng was a little frightened by the smiles of these women.

He looked at his three disciples. Except for the monkey who looked normal, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng looked a little solemn.

Seeing that these women were about to step forward and reach out, Zhu Bajie took off his straw raincoat and hat. He raised his palm-leaf ears, twisted his lotus buds and hung his lips, and shouted, scaring the women away.

So Monkey, Sha Seng and Pigsy protected Tang Seng. Because this fat monk had a handsome face, he was really popular with the women.

"Big Brother, these people treat us like monkeys." Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

The monkey looked at him and said, "How dare you, a pig, be a monkey?"

Zhu Bajie was so choked that he didn't know what to say. He could only curse in his heart, saying that the way Bi Ma Wen spoke was comparable to that of Zhang Qingdi.

The four masters and apprentices walked forward for a while, and then a female official came forward and asked, "What are you four doing in my Xiliang Women's Kingdom?"

When Tang Seng saw the female official, he quickly stepped forward and replied, "I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

I am passing through your country to exchange for a customs clearance document."

"Then please go to the inn and rest first. I will report to His Majesty, and he will summon you later." After the female official said this, she waved her hand, and a team of female soldiers escorted the four masters and apprentices to the inn.

When they arrived at the inn, the four masters and apprentices were settled down.

Zhu Bajie asked the monkey, "Big Brother, what do you think would happen if an ordinary man came to this country of women?"

The monkey sneered, "What do you think will happen?"

"It's so cool that you'll die." Zhu Bajie answered casually.

The monkey lived for six or seven hundred years, but still couldn't understand this sentence.

After the female official settled Tang Seng and his disciples, she went to the palace.

At this time, the lady-in-waiting was stopped, and the eunuch said that the queen had just fallen asleep.

After waiting for a long time, the queen finally summoned her. After she went in, she saw that the queen looked unhappy.

"Why did you suddenly come to see me, my dear?"

"Your Majesty, four men came to the country today. They came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and wanted to go to the West to seek the true scriptures."

"Eastern Tang Dynasty?" The queen became somewhat interested after hearing that.

During these ten days, she suddenly had dreams every night.

In dreams, someone always tells her that she has an unfinished relationship with someone and she needs to settle it in this life.

"That Elder Tang is handsome." The female official suddenly said with a smile. "They need a pass to go to the West..."

"I have nothing to do these days, so I'll go meet them." The queen said with a smile.

"That Elder Tang is obviously from the Celestial Empire, but his three disciples are ugly."

"It's okay! After hearing what you said, I am curious about what these four masters look like." The queen said with a smile.

The next day, Tang Seng and his three companions were summoned.

On the way there, Zhu Bajie said with a smile, "Master, please be careful, in case the queen takes a fancy to you.

If we leave you here as a consort, will we still go to seek the scriptures?"

Sha Seng thought that if this was the case, then he could go back and become the river god early.

Tang Seng felt a little embarrassed after being criticized.

But after all, it was a compliment to him, so Elder Tang was not angry.

After entering the hall, Tang Seng saluted with his hands clasped together, and the queen invited them to take a seat.

The three monkeys look too inhuman.

The queen was somewhat frightened, but she turned her gaze towards Tang Seng, and the two of them looked at each other...

Both of them seemed to be electrocuted.

Tang Seng quickly closed his eyes and recited the Heart Sutra silently.

The queen also sat on the throne in a daze...

The monkey frowned slightly. What happened, Master?
"Elder Tang, please bring your pass documents here. I will help you print them..."

"No hurry!" The queen came back to her senses and said, "The master came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, so he must have profound Buddhist knowledge.

I have been having a dream recently, I wonder if the master can help me interpret it? "

Tang Seng was stunned for a moment. How could he know this?

However, Elder Tang was still brought into the palace reluctantly.

The three monkeys wanted to follow, but were stopped.

"This queen is not a fairy, so how come the master became like that?" The monkey said with some confusion.

"I'm afraid this time it's more troublesome than the goblins." Zhu Bajie sighed. (End of this chapter)