Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

"Brother Monkey, eat!" Zhu Bajie stuffed his mouth full of vegetarian food.

"Eat, eat, eat! You only know how to eat!" the monkey scolded. "Master, I have been in the palace for seven or eight days.

No matter how powerful the demon is, it has never been able to capture the master for so long."

"I think the queen is much more powerful than the witch." Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

"Why?" This touched upon the monkey's blind spot. Worried about Elder Tang's safety, he turned into a flying insect and went to the palace.

When they arrived at the palace, they saw Elder Tang and the king riding their horses in the imperial garden, having a lot of fun.

Seeing that Elder Tang was not in danger, the monkey returned the same way.

"Big Brother, didn't you go to the palace to take a look at night?" Zhu Bajie swallowed the vegetarian dish in his mouth.

"Everyone is asleep at night, what are you going to see?" the monkey asked puzzledly.

Zhu Bajie smiled, and Sha Seng asked anxiously, "If Master loses his True Yang, can he still obtain the True Scripture?"

So at night, the three disciples turned into flying insects and went to the palace together. Seeing that Tang Seng was meditating alone at night, the three disciples were relieved.

Originally, the monkey wanted to show up and ask Tang Seng when to set off, but was stopped by Zhu Bajie.

"Why are you stopping me, you idiot!" said the monkey angrily.

"Master, you've come such a long way, what's wrong with relaxing for a while!" Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

The monkey said that he was annoyed by Zhu Bajie for stopping him, but in fact, seeing that Tang Seng was so happy, he had no intention of disturbing him.

Otherwise, how could a mere Zhu Bajie stop him?
"But we can't really leave Master here," said the monkey helplessly.

"Let Master have some fun for a few days." Zhu Bajie said with a smile.

"What if Master makes the Queen pregnant?" Sha Seng suddenly asked.

Monkey and Zhu Bajie looked at him murderously...

"I will get the abortion spring water for the queen when the time comes." Sha Seng, who suddenly felt the pressure, said.

It was late at night and the three monkeys walked towards the inn.

"I don't know what to eat tomorrow morning?" Zhu Bajie muttered.

The food in the post house was very good, and Zhu Bajie could eat as much as he wanted. It was already curfew, but the three of them walked towards the post house without hesitation.

They had only taken two steps when they were stopped by a group of burly women.

"These three people are too tall and too short. Even if we catch them, I'm afraid we won't be able to sell them for a good price." A woman said in a muffled voice.

Zhu Bajie was about to speak when the monkey gently pulled him back.

It was pitch dark at night and they could only confirm that there were three men in front of them, but they couldn't see what they looked like.

“During this period, a plague god came from nowhere.

They released all the men and killed quite a few of our people.

Now I finally met three men. Although they are a little ugly, some dignitaries have special hobbies, and these guys are also wanted." said the leading woman.

Her subordinates could not understand the preferences of those nobles, but since the boss said so, they would arrest them first.

Maybe I can even have some intercourse and experience the preferences of the nobles.

Under the moonlight, they surrounded the three monkeys.

"Ghost!" Finally they saw the appearance of the three people clearly.

"Meow!"

With a cat's meow, Hulu Zhenxian also jumped down.

But Hulu Zhenxian was the monkey and the other two, and he turned around and tried to run, but the monkey stopped him directly.

"You are not dead!" the monkey said in surprise, "Bajie, Wujing! Don't let them get away."

"Monkey! I'm working for Grandpa Qingdi now, please don't harm me." Hulu said hurriedly.

Hearing this, the monkey put away the stick.

"What does Master Qing want you to do?"

"He told me... not to let those guys run away." Hulu shouted.

Zhu Bajie was lazy and Sha Seng was slacking off, and they almost let the mortals escape. In the end, it was the Calabash Immortal who took action, but he only left one alive.

The monkey looked at the two guys angrily and felt that they were such a disgrace.

"Junior Brother Sha, why didn't you take action just now!"

"I thought Second Brother had captured them. I saw that Second Brother liked these women very much." Sha Seng also had many reasons.

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth to scold, but the monkey said angrily, "Shut up! Don't you think it's not embarrassing enough?"

The burly woman was holding the gourd in her hand.

"Tell me, who is behind you?"

The woman was frightened out of her wits by this time.

"Master Qing, what do you want me to do?" the monkey asked again.

"In this land of women, some people specifically capture passing men to use as their offspring. After being captured, these men will be sent to various places to serve them.

I followed the clues and killed my way here.

This person is a key figure, she is responsible for selling men to various places." Hulu Zhenxian said everything.

The monkey didn't find it strange after hearing this.

The woman hesitated, and the monkey turned to Zhu Bajie and said, "Bajie, I'll give her to you! Ask her carefully!"

Zhu Bajie knew it was an act, so he grinned and said, "I will definitely ask!"

The three monkeys looked at Zhu Bajie with disdain.

Just to scare him, is there any need to be so vulgar?
The woman was so frightened that she fainted.

Hulu naturally had a way to wake her up, and when she woke up, there were no more twists and turns. She told Hulu everything she knew, that her superior was the steward of Shangguan Taishi's family. Monkey and the others had met that Shangguan Taishi, and to be honest, they had a good impression of him.

Hulu didn't dare to delay and sneaked into the Grand Tutor's Mansion and captured the manager. After all, the Green Emperor said that if he didn't do a good job, he would be beaten to death.

In order to survive, the Gourd Immortal dared not neglect it.

Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing naturally didn't want to get involved, but the monkey said, "Since we have seen this kind of thing, how can we just ignore it!"

At first, the steward was very stubborn and scolded them. In the end, Zhu Bajie just came up to her, sniffed her fragrance with his pig nose, and said that she looked delicious.

So the manager confessed everything.

She was just doing things for the nobles.

Men were a scarce resource in the Kingdom of Women, but Shangguan Taishi had many of them. She used them for her own entertainment and sometimes gave them to her trusted ministers.

"Doesn't your queen take care of this kind of thing?" the monkey asked puzzledly.

"Hmph! How dare the Queen punish the Grand Tutor? Does she want to rebel?" the steward said as a matter of course.

Sha Seng looked at Monkey and the other three. It was obvious that they didn't understand why Master Shangguan was so powerful.

"This is normal." Sha Seng couldn't help but think of the Jade Emperor. "A powerful official."

"What should we do now?" Zhu Bajie looked at the monkey.

"Since you are in charge, you must see it through to the end." The monkey answered directly.

Anyway, with them around, it wouldn't be difficult to help the queen get rid of the Grand Tutor. In order not to alert the enemy, they planned to let Zhu Bajie transform into the steward and go to the Grand Tutor's Mansion.

"Why not just let this demon kill the Grand Tutor? Why go through so much trouble?" Zhu Bajie said impatiently.

This is also the meaning of gourd, why make it so complicated?

He also wanted to go back to find Lingji Bodhisattva as soon as possible.

What if the Bodhisattva comes back and doesn’t see me, and goes to pet another cat? How could that be possible?

The monkey sneered and said, "Do you still remember what that woman said?
If the Gourd Immortal is gone from the Luotai Spring, there will be some Pumpkin Immortal, even if there really are no immortals at all.

The government would then take over the abortion spring because that thing is valuable.

The same goes for this. It is indeed easy to kill the Shangguan Grand Master today, but tomorrow there will be a Xiaguan Grand Master."

After the monkey finished speaking, the Gourd Immortal thought it made sense.

After all, it was she who drove away the female official from the government office, and that was how she took possession of the abortion spring.

"Grandpa Great Sage, what should we do?" Hulu asked with a smile.

The monkey was disgusted by his rudeness at first and his humbleness later.

"Master Qing asked you to do this, why are you asking me?" The monkey sneered.

"Grandpa Great Sage, this little demon has no special abilities.

After listening to your words just now, I suddenly realized something.

If I had one percent of the ability of the Great Sage, I wouldn't dare to bother him." Hulu said flatteringly.

The monkey was so praised that he couldn't suppress his smile.

"Take them to the Queen."

"Isn't the queen a puppet?" Sha Seng asked puzzledly.

"Even if they are puppets, they are still the legitimate royal family. Let's see what she will do if she finds out about this.

If she wants to do something, we will help her.

If she is a tyrant, then we can only kill the Grand Tutor." The monkey sighed and said, "When I come back from my quest for scriptures, I will make good changes to the Xiliang Women's Kingdom!"

Monkey and his companions took the manager to see Elder Tang first.

Elder Tang was extremely angry after hearing this, "Powerful officials are in power and bullying the emperor! This is an unforgivable crime!"

"My master is really angry." Sha Seng whispered. "My master is kind and compassionate, and he hates to see these unfair things."

"Your master is obviously angry that the queen was bullied." Hulu Zhenxian snorted coldly.

The queen learned about it the next day.

"How could this happen!" said the queen in surprise.

This queen really doesn't have any great talents. All she wants now is to spend her life with Elder Tang.

"What should I do in this matter?" The queen looked at Tang Seng.

The monkey didn't think his master could do anything.

But Elder Tang thought for a moment and said, "Your Majesty, there is destiny. The Grand Master is doing evil things. As long as we capture her, the situation will be settled.

But Your Majesty, after capturing the Grand Tutor, will Your Majesty continue to sell men as human beings?"

"Of course not!" the queen said immediately. "Also, don't call me Your Majesty or Brother Saint Monk in private..."

After hearing these words from the holy monk, the monkey felt that he might not be able to obtain the sutra.

"Then how do we capture her?" the queen asked again.

"When she enters the palace." Elder Tang said confidently.

In addition to Buddhist scriptures, Elder Tang also has some knowledge of history. Yuwen Hu, a powerful official in the Northern Zhou Dynasty, killed three emperors and was extremely powerful.

But in the end, he was framed by Emperor Yuwen Yong, who took advantage of him reading the Jiu Gao to the empress dowager and knocked him down with a stick, and finally executed him in the palace.

This is the strategy used by Elder Tang, and Yuwen Yong does not have any disciples who know magic.

The queen's eyes were filled with admiration, "Brother Shengseng, you are so amazing!"

"Your master won't stay here to be the queen, right?" Hulu couldn't help but ask.

"Believe it or not, my elder brother will give you a blow if he hears this!" said Sha Seng. (End of this chapter)