Zhutian: Everything starts from becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu!

Chapter 573 Zhao Zheng: I have a plan!
"That's a poor excuse!"

Bai Jingjing, who heard Chun Shisan Niang's words from behind, whispered with contempt in her eyes. Chun Shisan Niang turned her head away expressionlessly.

Unfortunately, Zhao Zhengbai waited for a long time, but the two still didn't fight. Besides, he felt that there was no point in waiting.

Chun Shisanniang and Bai Jingjing are not Bai Rourou and Wang Hui. He didn't mean anything else. He just wanted to say that Chun Shisanniang and Bai Jingjing had fought for a long time in the mountain village yesterday afternoon.
The village was almost completely renovated, but Chun Shisan Niang and the other two didn't even have their clothes torn. This was obviously unreasonable! Zhao Zheng didn't think much about the reasonable question.

With Bai Jingjing's initiative, forcefulness and tactlessness in joining the team of just the right size for them, Zhao Zheng's bodyguards increased to two. At the same time, the danger level in the search for grapes increased by +0.0...1.

Seeing Bai Jingjing's malicious eyes, Zhao Zhengquan pretended not to see it and followed Chun Shisan Niang closely.

Seeing Zhao Zheng who had become obedient in an instant, Chun Shisan Niang rolled her eyes helplessly, then stared at Bai Jingjing expressionlessly for a while, and then opened her mouth to shout "Stop".

After shouting to Zhizunbao and his companions to stop, who were almost out of sight ahead, there is nothing much to say about the subsequent journey.

Apart from the fact that Zhizunbao turned into a bootlicker and the blind man was extremely resentful, and the second in command and others felt that Zhizunbao's vision was too poor and even worse than the blind man's, the whole journey was safe and nothing happened.

It was not until Zhao Zheng and the other two, led by Zhizunbao and others, arrived at a sand dune with a dead tree on a high ground where all the members of the mountain village had committed crimes many times that they parted ways.

The ambushing bandits began to ambush, those who were bootlickers continued to be bootlickers, and those who were full of resentment continued to be full of resentment.

Bai Jingjing blocked the scorching sun with her hands, ignoring Zhizunbao who looked like a dog beside her. She frowned at the endless desert in front of her and the desolate mountains around her. She frowned and looked at Zhao Zhengdao.

"Where are the grapes you mentioned?"

"I don't know, but it should be here soon. Don't worry, my sixth sense and dreams are very accurate. I will definitely pick up a bunch of grapes today!"

"Dream?"

Bai Jingjing was startled when she heard this, and Zhao Zheng nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, you don't always think that I know where there are grape trees and grapes here, right? Please, don't you think about what month it is now and whether grapes can be grown here!"

"..."

Bai Jingjing's face turned dark, and her right hand subconsciously reached for the hilt of the magic sword on her waist, which made Chun Shisan Niang, who was originally laughing, frown and look cold.

"Humph!"

Bai Jingjing snorted coldly, turned around and left. She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, she would not be able to resist fighting to the death with her senior sister!
Seeing this, Zhizunbao followed happily and said that he knew where the grapes were, and then he was hit hard.

"you……"

Zhizunbao squeezed his legs together, looking at Bai Jingjing with a pale and painful face. It was probably because he practiced the Iron Crotch Skill last night, otherwise, he felt that he would probably fall to the ground and twitch.

"Get away, I'm annoyed when I see you!"

Seeing the similarities between Zhizunbao's eyebrows and those of a certain stinky monkey, Bai Jingjing said unhappily, then turned and walked away.

Although he saw an ambush not far away, the blind man who was always paying attention to Zhizunbao gnashed his teeth and stamped his feet.

"Ugh……"

The second in command and other colleagues of the blind man looked at each other, sighed in unison, and then... concentrated on the ambush.

Chun Shisan Niang retracted her cold gaze and looked at Zhao Zheng who was looking around for grapes. She said helplessly, "Aren't you hungry? It seems like you haven't eaten since yesterday..."

When she said this, her tone subconsciously sounded a little guilty, because she forgot that Zhao Zheng was an ordinary person and could not practice fasting like her. However, the guilt only lasted for a moment and she quickly corrected it and her face returned to normal.

“I haven’t eaten for years…”

"..."

Looking at Zhao Zheng who was still looking around, Chun Shisan Niang rolled her eyes and did not think deeply about what Zhao Zheng said. She just felt that Zhao Zheng cared too much about the dream. Then she took out some dry food wrapped in tung oil paper from her arms and handed it to Zhao Zheng.

"Give."

"Oh, thank you!"

Zhao Zheng took it and opened it, feeling the warm dry food in his hand. He subconsciously glanced at Chun Shisan Niang's chest, then coughed twice, ignored Chun Shisan Niang's gaze, and turned back.

"Ahem, this dry food tastes really good!"

"..."

Have you eaten?

Thinking about Zhao Zheng's gaze just now, Chun Shisanniang's cheeks turned slightly red. Then she turned her head away and looked at the endless desert for a while, and asked curiously: "Are your dreams always accurate?"

"No, it's mainly because I'm lucky!"

"???"

"Let me put it this way... well, do you want gold?" Zhao Zheng said while eating dry food. Chun Shisan Niang wanted to shake her head to refuse, but after thinking about it, she smiled and nodded.

"Can you make gold?"

"No, I just said that as long as I want, gold will appear in front of me!" Zhao Zheng said lightly.

"boast!"

Bai Jingjing, who was walking back, heard Zhao Zheng's words with disdain, and Zhizunbao, who was following closely beside him, mocked him in a mean manner.

"You sound like you can make your wishes come true. If you have the ability, go ahead and make it happen. I'll eat as much gold as you can make!"

"Eating gold will kill you!"

"Ah... well, I can just eat sand, right?"

Zhizunbao's expression froze, he bent down and reached out to grab a handful of yellow sand on the ground, Zhao Zheng nodded and said, "Okay, then you should be prepared to not eat for a month!"

"Hahaha, you sound like you can really make gold happen..."

Zhizunbao held his stomach and laughed loudly. Zhao Zheng did not say anything, but just stretched out his hand to feel the way between heaven and earth.

"got windy……"

"You don't think gold will rain from the sky..."

Zhizunbao didn't say anything else. A sudden strong wind blew up between heaven and earth and filled his mouth with sand. He lowered his head and kept spitting. At the same time, he shouted, "Miss Jingjing, be careful..."

"You're still worried about yourself..."

Bai Jingjing's words suddenly stopped, and just when Zhizunbao looked at Bai Jingjing worriedly, he found that the violent wind between heaven and earth had stopped, leaving only the dazzling golden light!

Huh? Golden light?!
Zhizunbao was stunned for a moment, then he saw Bai Jingjing pinching his thigh and twisting it hard and asked.

"Does it hurt?"

"pain!"

"……Oh!"

So, I'm not dreaming!!
Bai Jingjing rubbed her eyes, staring blankly at the gold ingots exposed on the ground not far away due to the violent yellow sand just now, and then looked at Zhao Zheng.

"You..."×2
"I told you, I'm lucky!"

Zhao Zheng smiled and kicked away the yellow sand under his feet. He picked up the bunch of grapes while Chun Shisanniang and the other two were dumbfounded and said, "Now that we have the grapes, it's time to go back!"

Zhao Zheng left after he finished speaking, but he stopped and looked at Zhizunbao who was also in a daze, and pointed at the sand on the ground.

"Eat it, you're welcome!"

"Um, this..."

Zhizunbao was speechless, then he rolled his eyes and said: "I think this should be the optical refraction caused by a mirage..."

"Boss, this is real gold. We are rich!"

"Boss, we don't need to rob anymore!"

"Boss, we have money!"

The second in command and others who had already run to the location of the gold ingots checked the gold ingots and danced with excitement.

After hearing this, Zhizunbao's expression froze, and then he glared at Second in Command and the others. He didn't mean anything else, he just thought that Second in Command and the others were so good at talking, so he spoke more.

"Boss, eat. You have to keep your promises!"

"Yes, boss, eat it. It won't kill you!"

"Eat quickly, boss!"

The second in command and others spoke one after another, even the blind man. At the same time, they silently hid gold ingots on their bodies while speaking.

"..."

You guys are really good at talking!
Zhizunbao's face darkened, and he kept thinking about how to refuse. It was not that he was unwilling to keep his promise, but mainly because he was allergic to sand.
Yes, that's right, he is allergic to sand!!

"Actually, I suddenly remembered that I was..." Zhizunbao just opened his mouth and then discovered a problem, that is, Zhao Zheng, Chun Shisan Niang, and his Bai Jingjing had all walked far away, seeing which he burst into cursing.

"Vulgar, he is just lucky, and there happened to be gold lost by someone else here, how can a person's wish come true!"

……

"So, you mean, your luck can make your wishes come true? Then, you can have whatever you want?"

"more or less."

"..."×2
I do not believe! ×2
After hearing Zhao Zheng's answer, Chun Shisan Niang and Bai Jingjing looked at each other. They didn't mean anything else, it was just that this was too... unbelievable, so unbelievable to the point of being ridiculous!

But even though she didn't believe it, Bai Jingjing changed her previous trouble-making look and said with a gentle smile: "Well, scholar, no, Mr. Zhao, use your luck to help me find someone!"

"No help!"

"..."

Bai Jingjing's smile disappeared. She looked at Chun Shisan Niang with a cold face and suppressed her anger, then chose to log off.

Looking at Bai Jingjing who was a few steps behind her but pricked up her ears, Chun Shisanniang looked at Zhao Zheng who was holding a bunch of grapes, still not quite believing it and said, "Can you really make your wish come true?"

"It's a lie. I just have some knowledge of celestial phenomena and astrology, as well as the division of gold and the location of the tomb. I knew that there was wind and gold there."

"Oh, that's it!" ×2
"..."

Seeing the two girls really believe it, Zhao Zheng fell into silence. After a while of silence, he thought for a while and said, "Actually, my luck is really good enough that everything I wish for can come true!"

"Okay, got it!" ×2
"..."

Well, I don’t want to talk!

Seeing the two women who didn't believe him again, Zhao Zheng chose to keep silent. Chun Shisan Niang glanced at Bai Jingjing, who shouldn't have gone back to pick up gold, turned around, frowned slightly, and asked with some unhappiness for some reason.

"You remember everything?"

"Remember what?"

"Where is your home..."

"I know. It's just..."

"If you can't remember it, don't think about it!"

Seeing Zhao Zheng paused and couldn't remember, Chun Shisan Niang's unhappiness disappeared and she said with a smile on her lips.

"Uh, okay!"

Actually, I didn't say anything just now because I was thinking about how to explain to you the distance between the worlds, Zhao Zheng muttered in his heart, and the rest of the journey felt a little dull.

Chun Shisanniang looked at Zhao Zheng, who was fiddling with the grapes in his hand with great interest, and said, "Aren't you curious about who my junior sister and I are looking for?"

"I'm not curious. Well, I'm now thinking about how to threaten this Grape and make him give me all the magic skills he knows!"

"..."

Got it, the condition has gotten worse!
Seeing Zhao Zheng's serious look, Chun Shisan Niang nodded with a twitch of her lips, and then fell into deep thought.
What she was thinking about was nothing else but whether Tang Seng's flesh could cure the disease on her brain. If not, what should she... ahem, what should Zhao Zheng do.

Unfortunately, Chun Shisan Niang still didn't come up with an answer until she returned to the building with the hot spring in the mountain village, and until Zhao Zheng returned to the room, closed the door and began to threaten Grape.

Listening to Zhao Zheng who was talking to Grape, or threatening Grape in the room, Chun Shisan Niang returned to her room with a frown, took out her master's inheritance and began to read it to see if there was any medical skill that could cure... study, yes, study, she became interested in medical skills.

Zhao Zheng didn't know what Chun Shisan Niang was doing. He sat cross-legged on the bed and looked at the grapes in his hand that didn't react at all. He thought for a while and said, "What do you think about me turning that bone into a relic and giving it to Zhizunbao?"

“…Be a human being!”

A helpless voice sounded, and Zhao Zheng turned his head to look at Patriarch Bodhi who came out of the closet against the wall in the room. He frowned and looked at the grapes in his hand.

"This isn't your body?"

"You know, all phenomena are like dreams, illusions, bubbles, and shadows, like dew and lightning. You should view them in this way. My friend, you are attached to appearances... Stop, stop it, damn, you really want to eat it!"

Patriarch Bodhi cursed at Zhao Zheng who opened his bloody mouth and threw the grapes in. Zhao Zheng chewed it a few times and swallowed it.

"This skin bag is full of obstacles and is harmful to my soul. It plots plots along with me, making me uncomfortable. It's a ball of tendons and a piece of flesh, tying together the bones to form the four elements. I am hungry, thirsty, poor, sick, calamity, and corrupt. I need food, clothes, and even more so, I want glory and worldly things. It keeps my mind busy and I owe you a debt for my next life. Senior, you are the one who is obsessed with appearance!" Zhao Zheng said with a slight smile.

Behind him, a brilliant Buddha light bloomed, illuminating the universe. Golden lotuses appeared out of thin air, and bursts of Sanskrit sounds were heard, speaking of great compassion, great purity, and great peace, fully demonstrating the infinite Buddhist teachings.

Looking at the countless worlds opened up in the golden lotuses, as well as the golden lotuses emerging in those worlds and the endless scenes of repetition, Patriarch Bodhi felt expressionlessly that the connection with the grape incarnation had been severed. He glanced at the vague images of a demon and two figures behind Zhao Zheng and sighed.

"…Speak human language."

"I'm short of magical powers and spells. The more the better!"

"...Can't you figure it out on your own?"

"Forget it, let's discuss what kind of relics Zhizunbao likes. What do you think of red ones? I personally think red suits Zhizunbao very well. After all, he is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong..."

"Ahem, come here. I have many schools of Taoism, static and dynamic techniques. Which one do you like?"

"I think... I want them all, should that be okay?"

"……OK!!"

Patriarch Bodhi said with gritted teeth, Zhao Zheng smiled nonchalantly, and after a while, after obtaining a lot of magical powers, he got off the bed, stood on the ground, clasped his fists and said with a smile.

"Thank you, senior, for the gift!"

"..."

No, are you sure I am giving you the Dharma, or you are not threatening me with my useless disciple? ?

Patriarch Bodhi looked at Zhao Zheng's face expressionlessly for a long time. Finally, he nodded slightly and said "hmm", then frowned.

"Tang Sanzang's reincarnation still needs..."

"I have a plan!"

"I mean the spider spirit..."

"I told you, I have a plan!"

"..."

I see, you are greedy for the spider spirit's body!

Patriarch Bodhi took a few deep breaths. Zhao Zheng frowned and said, "You misunderstood. She is the one who is greedy for my body!"

"..."

You two are jealous of each other, okay? !
Patriarch Bodhi was too lazy to speak, but pictures flashed across his eyes at a rapid speed. The pictures flashed several times continuously, and he pointed at Zhao Zhengdao with his eyes wide open and trembling hands as if he had seen something.

"you you you you……"

"Well, my plan is perfect, right?!"

"…This body of yours is your true self, right?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

"It's enough that it's your original body, so that others won't say that I'm bullying you. My original body will be here soon. We'll have a fight later to determine who's better, and whether to live or die!" Patriarch Bodhi said expressionlessly.

"Huh? My plan isn't perfect?"

"...Forget it, go and call someone. I will not agree to your plan even if I die today!"

Patriarch Bodhi said that he couldn't understand what Zhao Zheng was thinking when he wanted Tang Sanzang to reincarnate as Zhizunbao's son. This was really against the will of the Heavenly Gang! !
"Well, let's talk!"

"Call someone, quickly!"

Patriarch Bodhi could not help but throw away the whisk in his hand in anger and rolled up his sleeves. No matter how useless his disciple was, he did not deserve to suffer such a punishment.

"Um, okay, teacher, someone is looking for you!"

"..."

Patriarch Bodhi was silent. He was silent with his mouth slightly open, staring blankly at the seventy-two colors falling from the sky. He looked at Zhao Zheng with confusion and wide eyes.

No,

You thing...

(End of this chapter)