Zhutian: Everything starts from becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu!

Chapter 574 Bai Jingjing: Senior Sister, you should grow your hair short!

In the end, Patriarch Bodhi gave up the idea of ​​competing with Zhao Zheng for superiority or life and death, not because of the seventy-two colors that fell from the sky,
Nor is it because of the infinite and limitless millet bead that emits infinite light, symbolizing the primeval chaos and the boundless universe.

He just thinks,

Zhao Zheng’s plan…is okay!!

Yes, that's right, the plan is ok!!

"Senior, your friend is dead?"

"……No!"

"Oh……"

Zhao Zheng said "oh" and looked at Bodhi Patriarch, who looked like he had lost his friend, and began to tell him his plan. His plan was simple.
The plan is to let Tang Sanzang's reincarnated body be reborn in Bai Jingjing's belly. As for who made Bai Jingjing pregnant, it's easy to guess. Who else could it be except Zhizunbao?

Anyway, he didn't care about the bone stumps. He was more curious about how many pairs of stockings he should prepare for Chun Shisan Niang.

"You see, in this way, when Zhizunbao becomes Sun Wukong, he will definitely not easily give Tang Sanzang to others for the sake of a woman. After all, Tang Sanzang is his child. For the sake of his own child, Sun Wukong will definitely follow your... oh, their plan to obtain the scriptures..."

Zhao Zheng was speaking excitedly, while Patriarch Bodhi's mouth was twitching and he spoke expressionlessly. He looked at Zhao Zheng, then raised his head to look at the sky, his clenched fists making a crackling sound.

bang——

The wardrobe shattered into flying wood chips. Zhao Zheng stopped talking and looked at Patriarch Bodhi who was slowly closing his fist.

Patriarch Bodhi said expressionlessly: "Well, your plan... is very good, but regarding the reincarnation of Tang Sanzang, I have my own arrangements, so I won't bother you with that!"

"Don't worry about it. It's just a plan I came up with on the spur of the moment. By the way, Senior, are you sure you don't want to consider this plan?"

"Not consider!"

"Well, I think it's worth considering. Senior, think about it, if Tang Sanzang is Sun Wukong's son, Sun Wukong will definitely be obedient..."

"Stop, I have a plan!"

"Oh……"

"That's it, goodbye, don't see me off, bye!"

Patriarch Bodhi spoke briefly, picked up the whisk that was thrown on the ground, opened the door and left, and even closed the door at the end. Zhao Zheng couldn't help but sigh at his quick actions.

"What a deep love between a master and a disciple!"

As he spoke, Zhao Zheng glanced at the sky with his eyes moving, and sighed with a complicated expression: "I didn't expect that Bodhi Patriarch would give me so many skills for the sake of his disciple's wife. He is really a good master who is touching..."

Hmm? No movement?
It shouldn’t be like this! ? ?

Zhao Zheng secretly glanced at the sky again, then said with a look of admiration and admiration: "To be honest, if my master were to treat me..."

bang——

Zhao Zheng, who almost fell out of the Heavenly Man Five Deterioration because of a breeze, stood up from the ground with a grin...

He stared with wide eyes at the two spiritual particles colliding in front of him, in the beginning of the evolution of the universe before the creation of the world, the beginning of existence and non-existence, the beginning of nothingness and namelessness.

It's just that the process was a bit fast. Before Zhao Zheng had time to comprehend it deeply, the evolution of the two spiritual particles came to an abrupt halt, which made him scratch his head with a strange look.

Gongfa: ...Bajiu Xuan Gong basic version, Jiuzhuan Yuan Gong basic version, Tiangang Disha 108 magical powers basic version, Gaoshang Yuanshi Yuhuang Kaitian Jing basic version, Yiqihua Sanqing...

Because the various skills he learned from observing the primordial state were no less than what he had learned from Patriarch Bodhi, but, without exception, they were all basic versions.

Zhao Zheng blinked and looked up at the sky, then quickly retracted his gaze and said respectfully: "Thank you, teacher, for your teachings!"

Sure enough, the crying child gets the milk!
Although, this milk is made from powdered milk!!
However, Zhao Zheng, who expressed his unwillingness to be greedy, began by expressing his gratitude to his teacher in a letter of more than 10,000 words.

After making sure that everything was alright and that the star systems that happened to be passing by in the sky would not fall down, Zhao Zheng stood up from the ground...

"Are you OK?"

As the sound of the door opening was heard, a panicked female voice was heard. Zhao Zheng blinked and looked at Chun Shisan Niang who was holding him in her arms. The general scene was as follows.

Zhao Zheng: ·)_●)
"It's okay, it's just... cough cough, it's my fault that I didn't stand firmly and fell down. I feel a little uncomfortable. It's okay, I'll lie down for a while and rest!"

Zhao Zheng said with a pale face that he was not pretending, he said that he almost fell out of the Five Degenerations of Heaven and Man!
"Is it really okay?"

Chun Shisan Niang examined Zhao Zheng's body and took his pulse with the medical skills she had just learned. When she found that she could not feel anything, she withdrew her hand in embarrassment.

"It's really okay, I just didn't stand firmly!"

"You're so old, but you still can't stand steadily..."

Chun Shisan Niang rolled her eyes in reproach. Just when she realized something was wrong and tried to correct her expression, her face suddenly turned red. She subconsciously wanted to push Zhao Zheng away, but she resisted the urge to raise her head slightly and not look at Zhao Zheng.

"Ahem, let me help you to the bed to rest!"

"Oh, cough, cough..."

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I just feel really bad all of a sudden!"

"Then... wait a while before you rest on the bed!"

Feeling the hot breath on her chest and penetrating her clothes, Chun Shisan Niang's face turned abnormally red. She didn't dare to look at Zhao Zheng and spoke in an unnatural tone.

"This is not good..."

"It's okay, I don't care, so why do you care?" Chun Shisan Niang tried to keep her expression and tone as normal as possible.

Just as Zhao Zheng was about to speak, an untimely voice rang out from outside the door: "Hey, I know to close the door when I do this!"

Bai Jingjing, who had returned at some point, spoke with contempt and sarcasm in her voice. Chun Shisan Niang pushed Zhao Zheng in a panic, then stood up and turned around and said.

"Bitch, what are you talking about!"

"Hey, did I say anything? No, hahaha..." Looking at Zhao Zheng lying on the ground, Bai Jingjing left laughing.

"Humph!"

Chun Shisan Niang blushed and snorted, then suddenly looked at Zhao Zheng, who she had subconsciously pushed to the ground, in a daze.

"Um...are you okay?"

As she said this, Chun Shisan Niang subconsciously wanted to pull Zhao Zheng into her arms, but Zhao Zheng stood up expressionlessly.

"I'm fine!"

"That I just..."

"Don't worry, I know you didn't mean it!"

Zhao Zheng narrowed his eyes and looked at Bai Jingjing who was leaving the house downstairs. Chun Shisan Niang breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked curiously at the pile of sawdust where the wardrobe originally was in the room.

"The wardrobe is broken?"

"Well, it's been eaten by moths."

"oh oh!"

"By the way, I know a little bit about physiognomy, and I noticed that your junior sister seems to be in love trouble. Why doesn't the person she likes like her?"

Zhao Zheng said with a smile. Chun Shisan Niang looked at Zhao Zheng strangely. To be honest, maybe she was overthinking it. She always felt that Zhao Zheng's mind might not be as broad as she thought. However, she still nodded with helplessness on her face.

"Yes, that stinky monkey she liked... That man didn't like her, and that man had been dead for many years, but she still couldn't forget that man..."

"Oh, but I just discovered from her face that there should be another man who likes her, right?" Zhao Zheng said.

"Hmm? Do you really understand physiognomy? Yes, there was indeed a man who liked my junior sister in the past. That man was called Chi Lianjun. It was a pity that no matter how infatuated Chi Lianjun was with her, she still only liked that stinky... man..."

"Oh oh oh..."

"Huh? Why do you suddenly care so much about her?"

Chun Shisan Niang frowned slightly and said with a smile. Zhao Zheng rolled his eyes in his heart and then spoke.

"You may not believe this, but I suddenly had a dream when I was in your arms just now. I dreamed that Chi Lian Jun would appear in the village and renew his relationship with your junior sister!"

"That shouldn't be the case. I haven't seen that Chi Lian Jun for three hundred... cough cough cough... more than three hundred days!"

When she mentioned three hundred, Chun Shisan Niang clenched her fist, coughed, and turned her head away with a somewhat unnatural look on her face.

“I believe in my luck!”

"Hmm...but do you really know physiognomy?"

Chun Shisanniang's expression returned to normal and she turned around to look at Zhao Zheng. Zhao Zheng nodded and said, "I understand a little bit. Just like I see that you are secretly in love with a boy now..."

As he spoke, Zhao Zheng frowned and looked at Chun Shisan Niang and said, "Why, do you also have someone you like like Junior Sister?"

"Why do you care so much?"

Chun Shisan Niang remained silent on the surface, but when she saw Zhao Zheng's slightly frowned brows, the corners of the villain's mouth in her heart were already grinning as wide as it could be.

"Oh, never mind!"

"???"

No,

Shouldn't you get to the bottom of this?!
Chun Shisan Niang was stunned when she heard this, and felt that Zhao Zheng was not playing by the rules. Then she turned around with a slightly cold expression and was about to leave the room.

"Thirteen, I'm hungry!"

"……Oh!"

Chun Shisan Niang said "oh" and stopped, but as soon as she stopped, she secretly hated herself for being so useless.

"Come on, I'll make whatever you want to eat for you!"

"Huh? You can cook?"

Chun Shisanniang's eyes lit up, and the hatred in her heart instantly disappeared as she looked at Zhao Zheng. Zhao Zheng nodded: "I understand a little bit!"

“You know so much…”

"It's OK. I just love studying..."

……

at the same time,

On the other side, after much difficulty, a grape tree was finally found in the vast desert. Bodhi Patriarch, who had re-refined an incarnation, looked expressionlessly towards the north of the village.
Or,

Watching the typhoon in the distance north of the village!!

Patriarch Bodhi looked at the red snake that was swept by the typhoon, subconsciously looked at Zhizunbao, then looked at Bai Jingjing, and then, with a twitching mouth, he looked at Zhao Zheng.

"People... shouldn't be so petty!"

Rumbling--

Dense thunderstorms suddenly descended from the sky, transforming into roaring blue dragons rushing over, looking at Patriarch Bodhi with a twitching mouth.

"艸..."

The shrill screams echoed throughout the mountains along with the flashing thunder. Hearing that the second in command and others had no choice but to rob people because their gold was taken away by Bai Jingjing, they began to count their gains as if it was nothing.

Only a blind man standing nearby exclaimed in amazement as he looked at a bunch of half-ripe grapes that were struck by lightning from the mountainside.

“Are there still grapevines on the mountain?”

Never mind whether there are vines or not.
I want to take the grapes back to my boss!
The blind man quickly ran to the half-ripe grapes and happily picked them up, which made the second in command and the others look at each other with contempt and a little jealousy. "???"

Wait, jealous?!
The second in command and others quickly left a male colleague with a look of shock on their faces. The male colleague coughed with a slightly red face.

"Don't get me wrong, I don't like blind people!"

"Ugh~ Get away from me!"

"Fuck, don't sleep in the same room with me tonight!"

"That's right, I've noticed something's wrong with you, but I didn't expect you to be so abnormal!" The second in command and others cursed and moved away from this untouchable colleague.

"You, you, you...you discriminate against me!"

"Ugh, I can't bear it anymore, go ahead and beat him up!"

"Beat him up first!"

"Go ahead, hurry up and beat him up!"

The second in command and his companions started to curse and swear. After a burst of screams, the colleague began to passively return to normal.

As for why they didn't just beat the blind man back to normal, that's even simpler.

Because the blind man likes the gang leader!!
The blind man didn't care about all this. He just carefully collected the half-ripe grapes and prepared to take them back to his leader.

Far away in the mountain village, the gang leader, who had just shaved his beard and practiced the iron crotch skill, looked at the typhoon in the distance with a look of shock on his face and shouted inwardly, "It's ridiculous."

"Not good, Miss Jingjing!"

Zhizunbao ran quickly towards the house where Bai Jingjing lived. However, he found a problem when he was only halfway there.
That means the typhoon is gone!!

If you say no, it’s gone!
"Although there shouldn't be typhoons here, how can they just disappear like that?" Zhizunbao looked at the sky, which looked more feminine than a woman's face, with a strange expression on his face.

But he did not stop. After all, this was a good opportunity to get close to Bai Jingjing. However, he was caught before he could run.

"Uh, buddy, no, sir, no, brother, this handsome and elegant brother, I don't seem to remember any grudge between you and me, right?"

Zhizunbao swallowed his saliva as he looked at the handsome man who lifted him up with one hand and looked like he could easily overturn the table.

"Hmm? You smell like her... It seems I was right. She is really here. Good, good..."

The handsome man, or the Chi Lianjun who was swept by the typhoon, ignored the words of Zhizunbao, but stretched out his slightly long tongue to sense it, then laughed and threw Zhizunbao away.

"Fuck, you are so arrogant. I curse your little brother to be hungry for nine meals a day for three days. Also, I will steal your girl sooner or later!"

Zhizunbao got up from the ground, covered his painful back and cursed softly, but soon,
He discovered a serious problem!!
"He's not going to look for Miss Jingjing, is he?"

Zhizunbao's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly ran to the room where Bai Jingjing was, and said at the same time: "Maybe I'm overthinking, he just came here to look for that Chun Shisan Niang..."

alright,

Two minutes later,
He found that he didn't think too much! !
Looking at the man standing face to face with Bai Jingjing, Zhizunbao's face darkened and he turned back in despair. However, just as he turned his head, he saw Bai Jingjing looking at him: "Stinky monkey, come here quickly!"

"Sun Wukong!"

"what?"

"Why don't you come over? You always want to see the little snake chasing me, why don't you want to see it now that it's here?"

Bai Jingjing's eyes moved as she spoke, staring at Zhizunbao's face with complicated eyes.

That beardless face!!
Zhizunbao exclaimed and looked at Bai Jingjing when he heard it, but when he saw that the man was looking at him with fear, he immediately straightened his face and raised his head.

"Um...you are the little snake?"

"You are... the Great Sage?"

Chi Lianjun's heart was trembling wildly, and he looked at Zhizunbao with fear and shock, especially when he thought of how he had just grabbed Zhizunbao's neck. He immediately took two steps back with a pale face.

But he reacted quickly, looking at Zhizunbao with a sneer, and looking at Bai Jingjing helplessly as if he saw through everything.

"Jingjing, don't lie to me. Everyone in the Three Realms and Six Paths knows that the Great Sage is dead. Just stay with me. I swear, I will treat you well for the rest of my life!"

Bai Jingjing looked at the obedient snake, which was almost kneeling down to her, with disgust and contempt, and said with a chuckle.

"Have you forgotten that the Great Sage has been reincarnated?"

As she spoke, Bai Jingjing gave Zhizunbao a wink. Zhizunbao hummed and raised his head to say to Chi Lianjun.

"Little snake, it seems that you are questioning my identity. Just now, I didn't use my magic on you for Jingjing's sake. Now it seems that I should let you see it..."

"Jingjing, I will continue to wait for you!"

A figure turned into a stream of light and flew away into the sky. Zhizunbao looked at him in confusion, rubbed his eyes and said to Bai Jingjing.

"He can fly?"

"roll!"

bang——

Zhizunbao silently looked at Xiaobao who had suffered another fatal blow. He stared blankly at Bai Jingjing, whose expression changed faster than turning pages of a book, and saw Bai Jingjing said angrily.

"Who doesn't look like that stinky monkey?"

Bang! Bang! Bang——

"..."

It should still be usable, right?!

Zhizunbao convulsed and fell to the ground unconscious, which made Bai Jingjing frown as she was about to leave. She squatted down to feel Zhizunbao's pulse, and after finding that Zhizunbao was fine, she stood up with a snort and kicked the unconscious and convulsing Zhizunbao in the butt: "You stupid monkey, I'll let you lie to me..."

Seeing such a scene, it seemed that the snake in the distance did not actually leave, but turned into its original form and coiled around a tree, secretly spying. The Chi Lianjun had a pale face, swallowed his saliva, and tightened his snake body around the tree.

"It's okay, I should be able to... handle it..."

Chi Lianjun muttered to himself, beating is a sign of love and scolding is a sign of care. He felt that as long as he was good enough to Bai Jingjing, Bai Jingjing would not treat him the same way she treated Sun Wukong.

Even if I really do that to him...

Chi Lianjun shook his head violently, stopped thinking, and began to look at the unconscious Zhizunbao on the ground with a scrutinizing and suspicious look.

"Is he really the Great Sage? How about giving it a try?"

Thinking about it, Chi Lianjun shook his head. He thought it was better to forget it. It didn't matter if he tried it. He was just afraid that he would die after trying it. It didn't matter if he died, but what about Bai Jingjing?

He was not worried that he would not be able to marry Bai Jingjing after his death, but he was worried that Bai Jingjing would be sad because of his death...

"It's okay. I believe my love can prove my sincerity to her. She will definitely be moved by me in the future!"

Chi Lianjun spoke with the thoughts of an honest man, and Zhao Zheng, who was in the kitchen not far away, frowned slightly as he suddenly felt that he was a little dishonest.

He didn't mean anything else, it's just that the appearance of this snake made him seem a bit like a scumbag, even though he was obviously a very honest person. Thinking of this, he looked at Chun Shisan Niang and said.

"Thirteen, do you like eating snakes?"

"what?"

Chun Shisanniang, who was eating, was stunned, nodded subconsciously, and then immediately shook her head: "I don't like it..."

"..."

No,

Why are you pretending in front of me!

Zhao Zheng rolled his eyes in his heart, nodded and said, "Well, I was thinking of catching a snake and making snake soup for you!"

"no, I'm fine……"

"Ok."

Zhao Zheng did not force it anymore, and also gave up the idea of ​​stewing this honest snake into snake soup. Chun Shisan Niang did not think too much about it. She just ate the delicious food on the plate and felt that she had been a little too quick in refusing just now.

"Yo, you two are living a comfortable life!"

An inappropriate voice sounded. Chun Shisan Niang and Zhao Zheng both looked expressionlessly at Bai Jingjing who walked into the kitchen and sat down by herself. Bai Jingjing looked at the two of them and said.

"Why, you don't welcome me?"

"..."×2
"..."

The atmosphere was slightly silent. Bai Jingjing looked at Chun Shisan Niang with a dark face and cursed her in her heart, "Bitch, stretch out your hand."

bang——

With a muffled groan, Chun Shisan Niang quickly pulled the unconscious Zhao Zheng into her arms. Her face turned cold, and she moved her right hand. The magic sword at her waist flew out of the sheath and stabbed towards Bai Jingjing.

"Hey, you're going too far. I just wanted to tell you that Chi Lianjun is coming. I'm a little worried that his purpose of coming here is the same as ours..." Bai Jingjing said while dodging quickly.

Chun Shisan Niang was stunned when she heard this and looked at the unconscious Zhao Zheng in her arms. She moved her fingers expressionlessly and recalled the magic sword that had been unsheathed.

"Humph, forgetting about your sister for the sake of beauty..."

Bai Jingjing snorted softly, making sure that Chun Shisan Niang would not attack again, then she took a seat and continued speaking.

"Although Chi Lianjun seems to have left, based on my understanding of him, he must be secretly protecting me somewhere!"

"He likes you so much, you can give him a chance!" Chun Shisan Niang said casually, thinking that Zhao Zheng was so accurate in reading faces.

"I don't like him, he's too honest!"

Bai Jingjing shook her head and watched Chun Shisanniang subconsciously look at Zhao Zheng in her arms. She was stunned for a moment, covered her mouth and laughed, "Why, Senior Sister, you are not naive enough to think that this Mr. Zhao is as honest as Chi Lianjun who is pursuing me, right?"

As she said this, she looked at Chun Shisan Niang who didn't answer but just looked at her coldly, picked up the cake on the table and took a bite, then took another one with bright eyes... She didn't succeed and looked at Chun Shisan Niang who was knocking her hand with chopsticks with disdain: "Humph, I think you should keep your hair short in the future!"

"???"

Chun Shisan Niang was stunned when she heard it. When she understood what was going on, she looked outside the kitchen with an annoyed look, but found that Bai Jingjing had gone far away, and all she could hear was Bai Jingjing's voice transmission.

"Sister, I'm going to go find where Chi Lianjun is hiding. As for you, you can start cutting your own hair now!"

"Bitch, you're the one being cuckolded!"

"Oh, I am happy with that. I just like the way that stinky monkey is so fickle. Unlike you, tsk tsk tsk, you didn't even know you were deceived by this scholar..."

"Humph!"

Chun Shisan Niang snorted with an unpleasant expression. Looking at Zhao Zheng in her arms, whose appearance was indeed a bit...unreliable, she frowned and then heard Zhao Zheng talking in his sleep.

"Tingting..."

"Ok?"

Chun Shisan Niang's expression relaxed a little, realizing that she had not mistaken the person. Then her brows furrowed sharply. Just as she was about to throw Zhao Zheng in her arms to the ground, she heard Zhao Zheng talking in his sleep again.

"ten……"

"Um???"

Speak quickly, hurry up, I want to listen!
Chun Shisan Niang stopped moving her hands, and saw Zhao Zheng, who was invisible at the side, stop controlling his stand-in. Then he looked expressionlessly at the person in the distance who was looking for the bones of a snake.

"Ha ha……"

Zhao Zheng laughed and disappeared...

(End of this chapter)