Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 535 Where is the Mirror?

When Xiao Hei heard Nan Feng's words, his whole body tensed up instantly. He pushed Nan Feng away and spoke in panic but firmly.

"Nanfeng, it's of course best if you feel happy, but brother... I'm a fucking straight man!"

Nanfeng was stunned at first, and then his face turned as black as the bottom of a pot in an instant.

"I'm fucking straight too!"

Xiao Hei breathed a sigh of relief, and when he saw Nanfeng's dissatisfied look, he explained guiltily.

"You can't blame me for thinking too much. If it was you who was suddenly hugged by your best friend and he said, 'I have never felt so happy as I do now,' you would panic too!"

Nan Feng was full of black lines on his head: "Xiao Hei, you not only misunderstood my orientation, but also insulted my aesthetic taste."

When Xiao Hei heard Nan Feng's words, he suddenly became inexplicably competitive. He asked unconvincedly, "What do you mean by insulting your aesthetic taste? Am I not handsome?"

Nan Feng looked at Xiao Hei carefully and said, "Your appearance...I think you're still ranked behind Teacher Zeng."

"Depend on!"

Xiao Hei looked unhappy.

Nan Feng patted Xiao Hei's shoulder and said jokingly, "It's okay. It doesn't matter whether we think you are handsome or not. It's okay as long as Sadako thinks your chubby face and chubby hands are cute."

Xiao Hei was shocked when he heard this: "How do you know? Isn't my suite soundproofed?"

Nan Feng smiled smugly: "Stupid Xiao Hei, do you think you can hide the affair between you and Sadako from me just because you soundproofed your suite?

"Your suite is soundproofed, but Sadako's suite is not. Even if her suite is soundproofed, her best friend's suite is not.

“Even if her bestie’s suite is soundproof…we still have Youyou and Mika, two active gossipers, on the sixth floor.

"You still want to hide it? You can't hide it."

"Fuck!"

Xiao Hei cursed under his breath.

Nan Feng ignored Xiao Hei's curse. He looked at everyone in the dream device and asked in confusion, "I'm awake, why aren't they awake yet?"

Xiao Hei explained: "Everyone got up so early in the morning and was so sleepy. The quality of sleep in dreams was not good either, so I set a sleep mode for them so that they can have a good sleep after they exit the dream. They are sleeping soundly now."

"understood."

Nanfeng nodded. He looked at the time and realized that it was almost afternoon.

"This dream instrument is really something that can easily make people addicted. It even made me miss my morning exercise." Nanfeng complained casually.

Xiao Hei glanced at Nan Feng expressionlessly: "How dare you say that?"

Nan Feng smiled embarrassedly: "This time it was an accident. Next time, next time I will pay attention to the time and never indulge in the dream world."

"Do I need you to pay attention to the time next time?" Xiao Hei gritted his teeth and said, "I will immediately design a dream anti-addiction system, and as soon as the time is up, I will kick you all out!
"It saves me from having to worry all day long about the dream machine overloading and freezing.

"Do you know how long it would take me to repair a dozen machines if they broke down at the same time, not to mention the repair materials?"

Xiao Hei stared at Nan Feng fiercely: "For a genius like me, wasting time on such things would be equivalent to murdering my life and values!
"No, you are destroying the precious wealth and bright future of all mankind!"

"Hey, that's not the case. Your hat is too big!"

Nanfeng was stunned. He just had a sweet dream for a while longer, so how could he become the culprit who murdered the future of all mankind?

But in a sense, what Xiao Hei said still makes sense.

Although the birth of the dream instrument was full of accidents, if he could really improve the dream instrument into a universal device that everyone can use, Xiao Hei's name would definitely be embedded in human history and become the greatest inventor.

Nanfeng frowned.

...By the way, what is Xiao Hei’s name?

Boiled...water?

Forget it, it doesn’t matter. I’ve known him for two years anyway, and he’s hardly ever mentioned my name.

Xiao Hei, who was standing by, of course didn't know that Nan Feng had almost forgotten his name. He hummed a few times and stretched out his hand to motion Nan Feng to sit on the sofa in the living room with him.

As soon as Nanfeng sat down, Xiaohei took out his cell phone from his pocket and turned on the recording in front of him.

"Please describe in detail what happened in your dream, and what you learned about what happened to other people, so that I can make further improvements to the Dream Instrument."

When Nanfeng saw Xiao Hei's expression suddenly become serious, he knew that he had entered the "bloodless, tearless, and emotionless inventor" mode.

I have to say that Nanfeng still admires Xiao Hei's character and self-control, which allows him to be funny when necessary and serious when necessary.

He smiled, then his expression became serious and he told Xiao Hei what happened in the dream in as much detail as possible.

During this process, Xiao Hei would interrupt Nan Feng from time to time, and then ask him a series of questions that were unexpected or beyond his understanding like a machine gun.

Nanfeng was confused by these brain-burning questions, but he still tried his best to cooperate with Xiaohei's questions.

An unknown amount of time had passed, but when Xiao Hei finished recording, Nan Feng leaned back on the sofa with lifeless eyes, pressing his swollen temples with his hands.

"Ah~~~"

Nan Feng wailed, "It's finally over."

"Can you please stop looking like you've been teased every time you complete an investigation with me?" Xiao Hei returned to his funny attitude and said, "Please show some energy. You are just contributing to the common welfare of all mankind."

Nan Feng waved his hands weakly: "I am familiar with this. When I was still studying, my tutor used the same tone to describe me."

He raised his eyes and asked, "How is it, is what I just said helpful to you?"

"It's definitely helpful, but I still need to look at other people's answers before I can decide how to improve the Dream Apparatus in the future."

Xiao Hei looked at the time, stood up and said, "The sleep mode of the dream machine is about to end. Let's go and see if they will give me some unexpected surprises after they wake up."

"An unexpected little surprise?"

Nanfeng savored these words carefully, and somehow he suddenly had a bad feeling.

Nanfeng vaguely felt that if there really was a surprise, then this little surprise... would probably be a bit shocking.

The two returned to where the dream instrument was. At this moment, all the hatches opened slowly. Everyone opened their eyes in a daze and walked out of the dream instrument.

Meijia and Ziqiao, who were close to each other, looked at each other subconsciously, then said "huh" and turned their heads away.

Zhang Wei turned his head and looked at Mei Mengyi. The expression on his face seemed satisfied, but also disappointed.

After Xiaoxian came out, he looked around in confusion. After a while, his eyes suddenly widened and he froze in place.

Yifei and Yumo closed their eyes, covered their dizzy heads, and staggered so hard that they almost couldn't stand.

"Where are we?"

Curry Sauce was still a little dizzy. She looked around confusedly, unable to tell whether it was a dream or reality.

"Everyone." Nan Feng opened his arms to everyone, "Welcome back to reality."

Except for Xiaoxian who was stunned, and Yifei and Yumo who felt very dizzy, everyone smiled at each other, stepped forward and hugged Nanfeng and Xiaohei.

After everyone hugged each other and dispersed, Curry Sauce suddenly seemed to remember something. She covered her neck and pointed at Youyou and shouted.

"I remember now, Sister Youyou, you cut my neck!"

"what?"

Youyou was startled by Curry's shouting. Before she could react to what Curry was talking about, Zhanbo echoed loudly from the side.

"Yes, Youyou, you also stabbed my kidney!"

Ziqiao and Meijia seemed to have thought of some bad memories as they stared at Youyou with unfriendly eyes. It was obvious that they had also been ambushed by the murderer.

"I?"

Youyou felt extremely wronged. It was clearly Zhang Wei's imaginary parents who did this. What did it have to do with her?
She immediately began to explain: "You have such high-speed machinery entering China. Remember the principle I gave you when you were young."

"what?"

Everyone was stunned as they listened to Youyou's incomprehensible words.

Youyou, what is she talking about?
Youyou was also frightened by the messy and illogical words she said.

She waved her hands and said, "I'll make your eyes into cans and sell them at a discount. Buy two and get one free!"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone's faces were filled with question marks. They looked at Youyou in confusion, not understanding what she was talking about at all.

What does it mean to make eyes into cans and offer a discount, buy two and get one free?
Does she think everyone is the three-eyed Erlang Shen?

Youyou covered her mouth in horror and shook her head in fear, not understanding why she had suddenly become so strange.

Everyone gathered around Youyou and asked at once.

"Youyou, what's wrong with you?" "Youyou, are you okay?"

"long……"

Nanfeng on the side stroked his chin and thought. Although it was the first time he saw Youyou in this situation, he always felt that this scene was familiar.

It's like...

Nanfeng suddenly had an idea, and he clapped his hands, figuring out where this familiar feeling came from.

Isn’t this just like the various strange side effects that would appear from time to time every time I entered the dream machine (the original treatment cabin) for testing?
Nanfeng immediately looked at Xiaohei, and Xiaohei nodded with a strange look on his face.

"Everyone, make way." Nan Feng hurriedly urged, "Let Xiao Hei take a look at what happened to You You."

Then everyone remembered that there was an omnipotent Xiao Hei here, and they quickly moved away to let Xiao Hei squeeze in.

Zhanbo and Wanyu thought about it and felt that it was useless for them to just stand there and watch, so they turned around to support Yifei and Yumo who were feeling dizzy.

As for Mr. Zeng who has been in a daze, he looks fine anyway, so just let him stand there quietly.

Xiao Hei came in front of Youyou, he stretched out his hand to Nanfeng behind him and said: "Nanfeng, lend me the smart bracelet I gave you before."

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Nanfeng decisively took off the bracelet and handed it to Xiaohei.

Xiao Hei first motioned Youyou to put on the bracelet, and then said, "Don't worry, Youyou, I assure you that your current situation will not be a big problem.

“You all know Nan Feng’s messy reflexes and weird reactions that he couldn’t help but complain about before, you’re probably about the same as him now.

"Basically these minor problems will recover in one or two days, or three to five days, so you don't have to be afraid."

Youyou, who was wearing the bracelet, blinked when she heard the words, and then she looked up at Nanfeng beside her.

Nan Feng nodded heavily at her: "I have been feeling weird for a day or two every half a month recently, but they are all minor problems, and they will be fine after a good night's sleep."

Guan Gu and Zi Qiao, who were right beside You You, patted You You on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, we are here."

The panicked Youyou finally felt relieved.

Xiao Hei continued, "Youyou, try to say what you want to say word by word."

Youyou nodded, and she said: "Close..."

After saying this word, Youyou frowned, looking embarrassed, as if she was struggling with her own instincts.

Everyone waited silently. About five seconds later, Youyou uttered the second word.

"valley……"

……

Five seconds later, Youyou uttered the third word with difficulty.

"you……"

……

"indivual……"

"mix……"

"Egg!"

It took Youyou half a minute to say just six words.

Helplessness was written all over everyone's face, and Guan Gu was at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

It's already this late, and judging from what Youyou said, why is she still angry with herself?

Curry couldn't help but look up at the sky: "Oh my God, there is actually someone in this world who speaks even slower than my senior brother."

Zhang Wei also nodded in agreement: "If Senior Brother knew this, he would definitely be very happy."

When Youyou heard what Curry and Zhang Wei said, she suddenly became anxious: "Eat grapes without spitting out the pineapple seeds!"

Ziqiao patted Youyou's hand and said, "Aunt, you better keep your mouth shut now.

"We might as well listen to the senior brother telling tongue twisters instead of listening to you talking."

Youyou, who was already annoyed, stepped on Ziqiao fiercely after hearing this, and Ziqiao's face instantly turned as pale as pig liver.

Meijia, who was standing next to Ziqiao, sneered gloatingly, "Serves you right."

Next, Xiao Hei conducted a few simple tests on Youyou, and the smart bracelet on Youyou's wrist sent the detected information to Xiao Hei's mobile phone.

"It's okay. It should be the same as Nan Feng before. It's a minor problem caused by the brain being too excited. It will heal automatically in a few days."

Xiao Hei said as he looked down at the message on his phone.

Guan Gu was a little anxious after hearing this: "What should it mean?"

"... Guan Gu, your Chinese is so funny."

Xiao Hei patiently explained: "'Should' means 'probably', 'eighty percent', 'basically'. Do you understand now?"

"No, I know what 'should' mean."

Guan Gu waved his hands repeatedly: "I'm asking, is there no way to be sure?"

"Oh, that's there too."

Xiao Hei pointed to a closed door on one side and said, "There are professional equipment inside. If you are worried, check it out in detail."

Zi Qiao asked curiously, "Xiao Hei, you are an inventor who studies machinery and artificial intelligence. Why are there so many inspection devices in the room?"

Xiao Hei chuckled when he heard that, while Nan Feng looked embarrassed.

Let’s put it this way, all the equipment that Youyou will use to check will be filled with the scent of the south wind.

Seeing that Xiao Hei was willing to help You You with a more detailed examination, Guan Gu quickly bowed and said, "Then I'll leave it to you."

"What a big deal."

Since Guan Gu wanted to feel at ease, Xiao Hei had no objection.

He went on to say, "Checking one person is also checking, checking a group is also checking, if anyone among you thinks you have a problem, just line up and check together."

Everyone groaned for a moment, then turned their eyes to Yifei, Yumo and Xiaoxian, who had been obviously abnormal from the beginning.

Xiaoxian had come back to his senses at this moment. He smiled faintly and said, "It's not impossible to get a check-up. I just happen to want to know what happened to me."

"Ok?"

Ziqiao, Meijia, Zhanbo and Curry think that Mr. Zeng's tone is very strange and totally different from his usual tone.

Nanfeng, who has the most sensitive hearing and can even tell whether a person is lying by his tone and rhythm, raised his eyebrows when he heard this.

He asked in a low voice in disbelief: "Teacher Xian?"

"Ah."

Xiaoxian in the suit finally couldn't contain his joy. He laughed and said, "It looks like Zeng Xiaoxian will have a few days off."

"Well, one can't talk, and the other one just went crazy."

Ziqiao, who didn't understand what was going on, was still complaining. Nanfeng, Wanyu, Youyou and Guan Gu were dumbfounded, staring at Xiaoxian in a suit in disbelief.

How on earth did Teacher Xian show up?

Just when Nanfeng and his companions felt as if struck by lightning, Yifei and Yumo, who had their eyes closed, finally saw the lingering feeling of dizziness in their minds slowly disappear.

Zhanbo asked with concern: "Sister, Sister Yumo, are you two okay?"

Yu Mo let out a long breath, waved her hand and said carelessly: "I just feel a little dizzy, it's no big deal.

"If I can't stand this, then my twenty years of martial arts training would have been in vain."

Yifei's tone was unusually gentle: "Zhanbo, I'm fine. I don't have to go to work today anyway. I'll just go back to 3604 and lie down for a while."

They opened their eyes and looked at each other subconsciously.

"Wow, where did the mirror come from?"

Yifei and Yumo said in unison.

　Come, come,

　　A new chapter begins. I should have said that these chapters are a little unscientific.

　　I still update once a day. The 10,000 words I wrote yesterday were really a death sentence for me. My legs are in so much pain now that I have to rest for a few more days.

　　The doctor's advice is to keep them for at least two weeks, and the pigeons must return to normal renewal before the 23rd.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)